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Cliff: Seth Meyers, because I actually don't know who that is.

Shag: Hugh Jackman, because he is shaggable.

Marry: Robert Downey Jr. I worship hiiiim, ugh, ugh, so gorgeous. -salivates-

Uh...Hugh Laurie, Hugh Grant, and Hugh Jackman again, because I like themes like that.

8/24/2010 #181

Cliff: Hugh Laurie, cause even though he was kinda cute in a oldish way in Stuart Little, he's fugggggly now!

Shag: Huh Grant, cause Bridget Jones did it ;)

Marry: Hugh Jackman, cause you gotta support the Aussies!

Ron Weasley, Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible) & Ron Howard?

8/24/2010 #182
Luna Rapunzel

CLIFF: Ron Howard because idk who that is.

SHAG: Ron Weasley because I couldn't marry him.

MARRY: Ron Stoppable because he's adorable.

James Potter, James Bond, and James Dean. ;D

8/24/2010 #183

Cliff: James Potter, because frankly, I never liked him as a character

Shag: James Dean, although I'm sure that's called necrophilia (sorry, BAD JOKE!)

Marry: James Bond. Yum.

Uh...Peter Pan, Peter Pettigrew, and uh...Peter Piper?

8/24/2010 #184
Luna Rapunzel

Tell me you did not just cliff JP... D:

CLIFF: Peter Piper seems kind of irrelevant.

SHAG: Peter Pettigrew, whom I'd marry if it weren't for Peter Pan.

MARRY: Peter Pan because I'd feel icky shagging or cliffing a kid.

Fight Club! Narrator, Tyler, Marla.

8/24/2010 #185

Sorry Ewies, JP needed to be cliffed.

Cliff: Marla.

Shag: Tyler, he's too bat-s*** insane to marry.

Marry: Narrator. Not really the best choice for a husband either, but meh.

Minor Fight Club characters! Bob, Angelface, the Mechanic. XD

8/24/2010 #186
Luna Rapunzel

CLIFF: Mechanic because I'm guessing he's a book character seeing as I don't know who he is.

SHAG: Apparently Angelface by process of elimination.

MARRY: Bob! ♥

RLTers! Mister Cheesecake, Mildred LeProut, and Maddie's cat/RLt mascot Millsy.

8/24/2010 #187

The Mechanic was in the movie, he's just not named. He's of the guys in the back of the car, the other one is Steph. He's the one who says he wants to build a house before he dies.

Cliff: Oh god, Mildred?

Shag: Mister Cheesecake. To make Amy jealous.

Marry: Because I feel a little less awkward about marrying a cat than shagging one. And I can't bring myself to cliff a cat.

Um...Cat in the Hat, The Grinch, Horton. Dr Seuss, because honestly, I can't think of anything else.

8/24/2010 . Edited 8/24/2010 #188
Luna Rapunzel

Millie! D:

CLIFF: Horton because I don't really remember the plot of that book.

SHAG: Cat in the Hat. Too mischievous to marry.

MARRY: The Grinch. He grows a heart in the end, right?

Little Bear, Arthur, Franklin. ;D

Dr Seuss, because honestly, I can't think of anything else.

That's fantastic, btw.

8/24/2010 . Edited 8/24/2010 #189

Can I mention that I'm distinctly uncomfortable with this on-going animal theme?

Cliff: Little Bear

Shag: Franklin, oh god, I'm shagging a turtle.

Marry: Arthur. Oh, god, I'm marrying an ant-eater. D8

Let's go a non-animal route, shall we? How about people we'd love to cliff! Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber.

8/24/2010 #190
Luna Rapunzel

LITTLE BEAR WAS MY FAVORITE. You are cliffing all the wrong people today, I tell you. ;D

CLIFF: Justin Bieber. Ick.

SHAG: Paris Hilton is probably the most attractive.

MARRY: Lindsay Lohan. I almost put Justin Bieber instead because he's less of a trainwreck, but then I remembered that The Parent Trap was my favorite movie of all time when I was a kid and didn't have the heart.

Robert Pattinson, Daniel Radcliffe, and... ummm... John Mayer. LOL.

8/24/2010 #191
this is not a pipe

CLIFF: Robert Pattinson. You actually had to ask? Ew. No. He just looks like he would smell really bad now. I liked him better before Voldy killed him and he got turned into a stalker vampire.

SHAG: John Mayer. Oh so shaggable, but not marriage material.

MARRY: Daniel Radcliffe, duuuuuhhhh. And since we're married, I can shag him all I want (:

Rene Magritte, Sandro Botticelli, or Edgar Degas. Because I'm a nerd, and because I can.

8/26/2010 #192
verity candor


Is sooo harrrd.

Cliff: Errrm, Degas. Gah. It hurts but the dancers cannot compete with surrealism or the Renaissance.

Shag: Magritte, I guess. He seems like he'd be a good time.

Marry: Botticelli. Squee.

Mmm, ooh. Horror movie villains: Jigsaw, Hannibal Lector or Freddy.

8/28/2010 . Edited 8/28/2010 #193

Cliff: Freddy, he scares me too much.

Shag: Jigsaw.

Marry: Hannibal, because he may be a cannibal, but at least he's classy.

Let's continue the horror villians, because I'm unoriginal: Chucky (Child's Play), The Candyman, Pennywise the Clown (It)

8/28/2010 #194

Cliff: Pennywise the freakin clown becuase I still to this day have nightmares of him. (Not even kidding)

Shag:the candyman

Marry: Chucky, he's probably the one I could live the longest with. This was a hard one though.


Dr.Jackal, Van Helsing, Dorian Grey - I guess I was in a classics mood.

8/28/2010 #195

Cliff: Dr. Jackal (Too creepy. What if he turned, whilst having... a tea party?)

Shag: Dorian Grey (Also creepy, considering the internal evilness and depravity, but he's supposed to be super-pretty-boy, right?)

Marry: VAN HELSING. So hardcore.


Louis Armstrong, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald

8/28/2010 #196

Cliff: Ella Fitzgerald

Shag: Louis Armstrong

Marry: Billie Holiday

Let's go with classic authors: Mary Shelly, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Arthur Conan Doyle.

8/29/2010 #197

Cliff: Mary Shelly

Shag: Arthur Conan Doyle

Marry: Nathaniel Hawthorne

Hm...Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Michael Buble, Ed Westwick

8/29/2010 #198

Oh imlying I just lurrrrrrrve your icon ;)

Cliff: Michael Buble cause i dislike him, teehee.

Shag: Ed Westwick, oooooh hello hot stuff!

Marry: Jonathan Rhys Meyers!

Ummmm, well let's see here.

Anne Bolyen, Mary Bolyen, George Bolyen.!

8/29/2010 #199
this is not a pipe

Cliff: Mary Boleyn, because she is a sl*t who does everyone, gets pregnant, and becomes a boring old maid in the countryside.

Shag: Anne Boleyn, because she is also a sl*t but at least she's a sl*t with ambition.

Marry: Because he's the more normal one in the family, and he totally did not do his sister. No.Frikkin.Way.

I'm basing this off of nerd research and historical biographies and stuff, and not that one movie with Natalie Portman, so don't judge me xD

Ummm, I'm gonna go with eccentrically gay men, okay?

Oscar Wilde, Andy Warhol, and Leonardo da Vinci (:

8/30/2010 . Edited 8/30/2010 #200
Luna Rapunzel

CLIFF: Andy Warhol, because I apparently don't appreciate art.

SHAG: Oscar Wilde, because The Picture of Dorian Gray is good stuff, but my interest in it was fairly short-lived, so that makes him my one-night stand, right?

MARRY: Leonardo da Vinci, because he was sciencey and stuff. Explanation!fail, but still. :) We're compatible!

Fictional characters! Odysseus/Ulysses, Hester Prynne, Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov.

8/30/2010 #201
this is not a pipe

Cliff: Raskolnikov, because this book is my summer assignment and I totally procrastinated so now I have two days to read it and all I really want to do is shove it down the toilette.

Shag: Odysseus because he's all buff and greek and stuff.

Marry: Urghh okay I'm about to break the rules her but no one. Because Hester Prynne annoys the heck out of me and so she goes down the cliff too. The Scarlet Letter = really good plot and symbolism and whatever, but annoyingly slow. Hawthorn basically just paraphrased each of his lines and repeated them 20 times.

Okayy so I'm going to continue with the fictional characters fun. The messed up guy from Slaughterhouse-Five (Billy Pilgrim is his name I think), Jay Gatsby, and Bunbury, the non-existent dude from the Importance of Being Earnest.

8/30/2010 #202

@ this is not a pipe. I completely agree about The Scarlet Letter. Slow, slow, sloooooow.

Cliff: Billy Pilgrim

Shag: Bunbury

Marry: Jay Gatsby

Sci-fi literary figures! Takeshi Kovacs (from Altered Carbon, Broken Angels, and Woken Furies by Richard Morgan), Johnny Rico (from Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein), and Case (from Neuromancer by William Gibson).

9/7/2010 #203

Kick starting this, because no one seems to know my choices.

Mulan (Mulan), Nala (The Lion King), Esmeralda (Hunchback of Notre Dame)

11/5/2010 #204
Wendy Brune

Cliff: Esmeralda

Shag: Nala

Marry: Mulan More Disney, all from Toy Story 1/2/3: Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Ken Doll

11/6/2010 #205

Cliff: Ken Doll

Shag: Buzz

Marry: Woody

Drum roll please... Jane Marple, Hercule Poirot or Hugh Hornbeam (all Agatha Christie characters, in case you didn't know...)

11/6/2010 #206

I just want to say, I love the Agatha Christie theme.

Cliff: Hugh Hornbeam

Shag: Jane Marple (because she's just that badass)

Marry: Hercule Poirot

To keep up with the mystery theme

Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Professor Moriarty

11/7/2010 #207

Cliff: Professor Moriarty

Shag: Sherlock Holmes

Marry: John Watson

And now for something completely different. I hope you all know your Godfather characters... Santino Corleone, Carlo Rizzi and Tom Hagen

11/7/2010 #208

Cliff: Carlo Rizzi (definitely not marry, we already know how that would turn out!)

Shag: Sonny Corleone (oh yeah, he's pretty)

Marry: Tom Hagen (definitely the smart one)

Alright good luck here: Tintin, Snowy and Captain Haddock!

11/7/2010 #209

Cliff: Captain Haddock

Shag: Snowy

Marry: Tintin

Next lot: I've decided to go Charles Dickens for this... David Copperfield, Oliver Twist and good ole' Mr Boffin

11/7/2010 #210
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