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The Void Kitsune

-shrugs- I just feel it'd be fun to share some quotes :P If you have any sayings you enjoy, be it from someone famous, yourself, a friend, or hell, even a dog! Post 'em here! I'd love to hear them! =D

6/4/2010 #1

QUOTES!!!! I got some good stuff....

My friend and I:

Friend: It doesn't make sense that the world would end in 2012 because of some calendar.

Me: Yeah, you know what happens when my calendar runs out of days? I buy a new one.



-grabs water bottle-

Friend: REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

-totally misses and hits someones clarinet across the room-

Classmate: -to friend- Can you explain this? -shows wet clarinet-

Friend: Uh.....

Not kidding, that happened. XD


Teacher (He's a dude~ :D) and student:

Student: You're eating Panda? Panda's disgusting!

Teacher: You're disgusting.

Yup, that happened too. XD I got more which I'll post later. ;)

6/4/2010 #2

When we were watching Mulan...

The General: Your majesty! The Huns have crossed our northern border!

My friend: That's what she said.

6/5/2010 #3

At My Lunch Table last year...

After an Awkward Conversation:


6/5/2010 #4
The Void Kitsune

I have tons... =3

-copy and pastes from my profile-

Me: -sighs- I just had a huge hit of realization, lol... I'm a junior... which means only 2 more years of school... I'M NOT READY FOR THE REAL WORLD!

Star: No one ever is, you just have to take the plunge and hope for the best... (Great! Now I sound like a Sex Ed. video!)

(Do you remember that, Star? XD)


My friend: I picture you in twenty years being the girl in the bar who takes one sip of a drink and gets so drunk she gets up on the bar, takes off her shirt, and swings it around her head.

Me: gee... thanks for the vote of confidence...

My friend: any time.


-my friend and I got into an argument over something stupid-

My friend:I swear to god!

Me: you can't swear to god...

My friend: Then I swear to the British god!

Me: -slaps head-


Our school had our entire ninth grade get together to read a book on the holocaust, and during the brak we had, I got bored...

Me: -waves my hand in my friend's face- Oh oh oh! pick me! Pick me!

My Friend:-sighs- what do you want?

Me: Huh?

My friend: you idiot, you just flipped out waving your hand in my face screaming "Oh Oh Oh, Pick me!"

Me: i did?

My friend: yeah...

Me: ohh... can you get me some cheese?

My friend: ...are you... serious?

Me: yeah... why?

My friend: -throws pillow at me, i fall over, and hit the floor-


My US History teacher: I have a funny story about falling asleep in class... I was listening to one of my college lectures when I fell asleep for a second... when I woke up, I looked down on my paper... while I was asleep, I had written "Pepperoni" on it... I guess I was hungry...


My BOCES Instructor: It takes less energy to smile than it does to frown, always remember that!

My friend: That may be true, but it takes even less energy to flip someone off and say "bite me!"


My friend: If a robot does the robot... is he still doing the robot, or is he just dancing?


My friend: I had to change in the classroom at BOCES one time, and I was right in front of a window where construction guys were... of course I put a jacket over myself! They probably would have taken one look, then pointed and screamed "BOOBIES!"


Me: OHMYGOD the projector was named after a Pokemon!

My friend: ...There's no pokemon called Epson, Cory...

Me: No! It says Espeon!

My friend:... No... it doesn't... it says Epson...

Me:... Oh...


One of the Chem teachers: (While talking about playing "Quiddich") You're not supposed to ADMIT to playing that! That's like me saying I used to play Dungeons and Dragons when I was younger, and I'd never admi-... crap.


My friend: Are you done yet? -makes weird noise to get me to finish my homework-

Me: Well if you stopped making weird noises I'd finish faster.

My friend: Heh, that's what he said!



6/5/2010 #5
Tempest of Reach

'Drop your weapons,you are surrounded by Armed Basterds!' From Life on Mars - which I don't watch

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never encountered automatic weapons. - General Douglas MacArthur

I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison (1846 - 1931)

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - Lazarus Long

When debating which is superior, dogs or cats, I believe their behavior suggests the following: Man domesticated dogs - cats domesticated man - Wayne M. Schmidt

6/5/2010 . Edited 6/8/2010 #6

"I don't wanna!" - My best friend in a weird voice.


Me: -snaps best friend's animal bracelet-

BFF: -smacks hand away- You're gonna break my octo-pussy! -silence- -realizes what she just said- -breaks out laughing-

Convo between us at lunch. ;)

6/7/2010 #7
Dream-Walker 94

I have wayyyyy too many...... not all of them funny, but here are some I remember (and yes Shads... I do remember that XD):

In the English class where my teacher went out:

School Whore: I hear her friend does.............. *starts to bitch about my friend*

Me: *raises voice* Go suck a tampon, at least it's bigger than your boyfriend!


Lunch room:

Z: Marie, why are you eating rice with a spoon?

Me: Well I can't use the fork.... I might need to stab someone later!


Ryan R: Dumbledore's bread!


Home Ec coursework:

Me: *Browsing google images for Finding Nemo picks, finds one and opens it, laughs evilly* Hey Jenny.... I found Nemo! *shows Jenny a picture of Nemo as sushi*

Jenny: *freaks out*


Friend 1: I'm bringng sexyback~

Friend 2: No you're bringing your boyfriend back to our table....

Me: That means you're bringing Dorky back!~


Me: Wanna taste the rainbow? Eat a crayon, not a skittle!


Chem experiment:

Emma: We really need to shove it in hard or it'll come out too easily.

Aarron: *yells* That's what she said.

6/8/2010 #8
The Void Kitsune

(After the bus incident, we were talking about how it felt like something out of a movie)

Tito: Yeah, it was like Final Fantasy or something!

Some random kid: It's Final Destination, asshole!

(...It was funny at the time XD

6/11/2010 #9
Chaos Lord Bahamut
Sephiroth-I've thought of a wonderful present for you. *Chops off part of a building.* Final Fantasy VII Advent Children. Biggs-WEDGE! WHERE WERE YOU! NO PAY FOR YOU THIS MONTH! Wedge-Should've stayed home. Final Fantasy VIII
11/11/2010 #10
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