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RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

Subject: Fwd: Doctors vs. Gun Owners--- Humor is the Best Medicine Doctors vs. Gun Owners Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

Now think about this: Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention

3/10/2011 . Edited 3/10/2011 #2,971
Lost in a magic realm

(*O.o* To tired to undestand a word of that)

(In fact I actually do need to get some sleep now. I'll seeya all hopefully tomorrow)

(Goodnight everyone!)

3/10/2011 #2,972
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(night)

3/10/2011 #2,973
MorganaElenaLeFay

(lolz, Trish... that's kinda funny...*is trying to laugh*)

3/10/2011 #2,974
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(:/)

3/10/2011 #2,975
MorganaElenaLeFay

(Why the face?)

3/10/2011 #2,976
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(what about this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZrhRcp3pBA or or this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjkOHVVjCuA )

3/10/2011 #2,977
DancinAngel-love
(Hey Aly whts wrong?)
3/10/2011 #2,978
MorganaElenaLeFay

(Can't play any video's right now... I have to make sure things don't get out of contrlol.)*Hey, Chey. It's just my parents again...)

3/10/2011 #2,979
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(what if i got you mind off it by mumblin about myself like an attention wh0re)

3/10/2011 #2,980
MorganaElenaLeFay

(*laughs a little* I don't know if anything can... I mean, they won't quit... It's about tomorrow...)

3/10/2011 #2,981
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(what about tomorrow)

3/10/2011 #2,982
DancinAngel-love
(oh, sorry)
3/10/2011 #2,983
MorganaElenaLeFay

(Thanks, Chey.)(He goes to court tomorrow....)

3/10/2011 #2,984
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(for what?)

3/10/2011 #2,985
Gothicwolfgirl

(back?... wait brb forgot something!)

3/10/2011 #2,986
MorganaElenaLeFay

(Lolz, Qira)(Drunk driving...)

3/10/2011 . Edited 3/10/2011 #2,987
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(*facepalm*)

3/10/2011 #2,988
MorganaElenaLeFay

(What?)

3/10/2011 #2,989
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(i figured thats bad i understand the fighting now and his not smart when he's stupid)

3/10/2011 #2,990
DancinAngel-love
(.........)
3/10/2011 #2,991
Gothicwolfgirl

(BACK NOW.. i think.. idk)

3/10/2011 #2,992
MorganaElenaLeFay

(Yeah, well, he did that months back, it just takes a while to get through it all. And that's not even so much what caused them to start fighting this way all the time.)

3/10/2011 #2,993
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(i know)(well the maybe idk WB XD)

3/10/2011 #2,994
MorganaElenaLeFay

(Yeah, he started bailing out on us all the time and was only around one day a week or whatever. So, yeah, things suck. We're trying to put them back together, but it's really, really hard.)

3/10/2011 #2,995
Gothicwolfgirl

(*stays quiet cuz idk what to do* *quietly stares at Chad Dylan Cooper on Sonny with a chance*)

3/10/2011 #2,996
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(:/)(*Pokes Qira*)

3/10/2011 #2,997
I Am the Real Number Five

(i just came back from the physiotherapist -__-)

3/10/2011 #2,998
RockPaperScissorsLemonSmut

(aren't you bedridden)

3/10/2011 #2,999
Gothicwolfgirl

(*screams*)

3/10/2011 #3,000
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