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Post any quotes you like, here. :P

Shower shorts: For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.

-- JD, Scrubs.

1/17/2011 #1
wach

''...I like women?

I am male?

I like ice-cream and watching re-runs I've watched hundreds of times before?

I AM THE MAJESTIC ADMIN."

-- Ferdinano Rodriguez (Yes. I know. But it's suaver as Ferdinando. So.)

1/17/2011 #2
whisperasweknowit

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

-Hank Green

1/17/2011 #3
Padfoot and Prongs Inc

"What were you sorted as?"

"Gay as the Fourth of July. Oh, you mean houses?!"

-Harry and Dumbledore, A Very Potter Sequel

1/19/2011 #4
Skia9

"the account in which Into attempts to be nice

oh, good lord. what have i gotten myself into?"

-Darkness St. Fire

"Who ever invented the phrase 'happily ever after' should get his ass kicked. So hard."

-Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy

2/7/2011 . Edited 2/7/2011 #5
wach

We burn marshmallows. Your argument is invalid.

- I love Whisp. So. Much.

2/7/2011 . Edited 2/7/2011 #6
District14

Ohai. I'm Rachel.

I enjoy cotton candy, glittery rainbows, and ripping Marshmallows in two.

I think we'll get along great.

- Rachel, winning at life.

2/7/2011 #7
wach

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6728537/1/

Duh.

2/8/2011 #8
whisperasweknowit

You can only perish in a fire!

-a dumbass in my Social Studies class

2/10/2011 #9
bleachers

It really gets under my skin when you call people rude and nasty names like a**hole. It's mean and unnecessary and I don't tollerate it.]

Also, spell 'tolerate' right. I don't tolerate misspellings very well.

DefyTheImpossible and Germ. xD

2/10/2011 #10
Suz Singer

I don't think calling someone a 'fag' is bad. I call people that all the time.

-Dumbass in my composition class. literally couldn't believe it.

2/10/2011 #11
whisperasweknowit

YAH. AND ITS A HAYMITCH FIC SO IT ISN'T ALOUD TO BE BAD BECAUSE HAYMITCH IS AWESOME. BUT WHAT IF IT DOES IT QUIETLY?Me and Rachel, respectively.

2/19/2011 #12
wach

Into has a sexy accent.

-Juno.

2/21/2011 #13
Lightfall

Into:

-points Almighty finger-

I AM THE MAJESTIC ADMIN!

Jessa:

-points Almighty finger-

*gives Almighty finger*

2/28/2011 #14
Qzil

"Sometimes love is worth whatever price must be paid."

-Jaenelle, The Black Jewels Series.

3/31/2011 #15
Iatros

"In the absence of magic, there's always saliva."

~ Wisteria "Wisty" Allgood and James Patterson

(Okay, mostly James Patterson)

"We have a giant bacon. Do not question the giant bacon."

~ Me on a televised interview (No lie!)

4/7/2011 #16
whisperasweknowit

"How many times have I moved this rosebush?"

"It can't be tamed..."

My mom and I, respectively, regarding a rosebush that refuses to stay nice and contained.

4/10/2011 #17
whisperasweknowit

"Who's your favorite raper?"

"I've personally never been raped and thus can't answer this question."

Facebook poll et moi.

4/16/2011 #18
Lightfall

"Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the entire street."

- Sherlock, Ep1:01, "A Study in Pink"

6/21/2011 #19
swinging from saturn

if you ask me my age, sex or location I will rip your balls off. ~Vivid~

6/22/2011 . Edited 6/22/2011 #20
bleachers

"Sex. It's like hugging, only wetter."

~Holly Holliday,Glee.

7/1/2011 . Edited 7/1/2011 #21
Toxophilite

"Happy fourth of July! I have firecrackers on my underwear and a fat guy eating a burger on my shirt. HAPPY FOURTH AMERICA!"

-The words of my brother...

7/4/2011 . Edited 7/6/2011 #22
Ducky Momo
More like Supermegafoxyawesomehot!!! Harry Potter A very Potter Musical
7/6/2011 #23
A Band Of Thieves
"Redvines. What the hell can't they do?"- Ron, AVPS "Where've you been all my life?" "oh, in a cupboard under some stairs." -Ron and Harry, AVPS
7/6/2011 #24
Ducky Momo

Ha I love that one!

Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDERS!

What the Hell is a Hufflepuff?

-Dumbledore and Cedric Diggory

7/6/2011 . Edited by St. Elsewhere, 7/29/2011 #25
Toxophilite

Ha I luv that 1!Err.. I don't mean to be rude but can you not use numbers for words?

It just kind of irks me.

\pet peeve

7/6/2011 . Edited 7/6/2011 #26
Ducky Momo

Uh, sure! I always thought irk was spelled erk! You learn something new every day!

I!Edit: For grammar. It was lowering the IQ of the collective forum.

7/6/2011 . Edited by St. Elsewhere, 7/29/2011 #27
whisperasweknowit

Uhh sure! I always thought irk was spelled erk! U learn somethin new every day!

Chatspeak is strongly discouraged here. Please try to refrain from using 'u' instead of 'you' and the like.

/will delete these posts soon, wrong thread

7/7/2011 #28
bleachers

Evan: I LOVE YOU.

Rachel: I LOVE YOU TOO.

Evan: FUCK ME!

Evan: I mean er, cough.

Evan: Marry me.

Evan: I mean.. -flees-

7/11/2011 . Edited 7/11/2011 #29
Toxophilite

"Are we going to voice chat with them?"

"You can, but I'm not."

"Where are you going to hide when we're in the call, then?"

"I'm totally giving you a blowjob. Just moan and move a lot. XD But not too much. Because then I might accidentally bite you. D:"Me, Rachel, me, then it's all Rachel, all while at her house.

7/11/2011 . Edited 7/11/2011 #30
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