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swinging from saturn

About Rowan wanting to take a canyan's innocence, I thought at first.]

No. She just wants to trample it with her horse.

|D]]

Me, then the quotee: Evie~

12/1/2011 #331
GlimmerIcewood

You know, I thought that the word 'whore' was just another way of saying hoe. Except hoe is nicer. You see?

"Hello, hoe~!"

- Sharon Osbourne in all her English glory on The Talk.

12/7/2011 #332
Generation Nothing

Shut your lot mouth, Lost. :K

-Evie.

12/9/2011 #333
GlimmerIcewood

HAY ROWAN

U LOOK LIEK A MILLION BUCKS

ALL GREEN AND WRINKLY

- Nathan; I love him

12/10/2011 #334
A Band Of Thieves

What if I text you again?

I will come down to California, rape you, slit your throat, and then stuff you and hang you on my wall as artwork.

-Me, then Lost. :'D

12/12/2011 #335
Generation Nothing

FUHAAAAAAAAAAAA-DAMMIT.

-Whisp, playing MarioKart.

(It was Super Mario Brothers Wii~ xD)

12/15/2011 . Edited by whisperasweknowit, 12/15/2011 #336
GlimmerIcewood

my dicks bring all the guys to the hard

... the most beautiful typo, damn

- Nate

12/15/2011 #337
A Band Of Thieves

I would. .I would 'XD' but I'm kind of in the middle of a race.

-Whisp

12/16/2011 #338
GlimmerIcewood

I always hate this pa- OH FUCK YOU"

- Whisp playing MarioKart

12/16/2011 #339
GlimmerIcewood

What the hell do they do in Canada?

Well, in the summer, they mostly they build igloos. They need a lot of care and attention because the sun is a whore. In their free time, they date horses. Many Canadians enjoy long romantic walks through the snow with their significant horse others. You have to be careful, though, because sometimes you come across a real whorse that just wants to get in your snow pants.

- Into et le Whisp

12/17/2011 #340
District Four

How do you think I feel.

Like a loser who just had a one night stand with Into.

-Rowan then Lost :'DD

12/17/2011 #341
Generation Nothing

But we shall face the darkness with open eyes.

And we will see nothing but each other.

-ending of the improv play Lost and I did.

It was better than the play Romeo and Juliet.

It seriously was.

You are everything.

So tear off my wings, and let me fall.

Fly yourself to safety.

-A line made by me.

12/17/2011 . Edited 12/17/2011 #342
St. Elsewhere

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I wanna get you pregnant.

- Jenna Marbles, on pickup lines

-

Stick and stones my break my bones,

I wanna stick my penis in you.

- Jenna Marbles, on pickup lines

12/17/2011 . Edited 12/17/2011 #343
swinging from saturn

"Your work isn't the best; you could try harder."

"You've been really rude to me, so I don't want to hang out."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP MY MOM IS DEAD."

-- Some chick Vivid knew from highschool.

12/18/2011 . Edited 12/18/2011 #344
A Band Of Thieves

I'm the real Colton.

I'm actually your evil twin, Holton!

-LE GASP-

-trolol Cobalt then the next two lines Lost

12/18/2011 #345
Toxophilite

Guys, I have a confession.

I'm secretly Colton. Rowan and I decided that I should come on here and pretend to be a sixteen-year-old girl, just to see what you guys said about me. Here are some of my comments:

1) I'm insulted by the whole 'horse' bit. I am not, nor have I ever been, a horse.

-neigh-

-Lost. :'D

12/18/2011 #346
A Band Of Thieves

My dad's last words:

"Watch this, y'all!"

-Redneck Randall on memestache :'D

12/19/2011 #347
A Band Of Thieves

"HEY, BABES. HOW ABOUT YOU AND I PLAY TENNIS? WE DON'T NEED ANY RACKETS. JUST YOU, I, MY BALLS, AND SOME LOVE. ;D"

Or

"-wolf-whistles-"

-Pasta xDD

12/19/2011 #348
swinging from saturn

She makes cocaine out of cacti.

-- Cobalt, on Doc's form of drug trade.

12/19/2011 #349
Bunnies in Abundance

"The Internet brings out everybody's social butterfly."

"I'm more of the huuuuge daddy long-leg you want to run away from."

-Me, then Pasta XDD

12/20/2011 #350
Generation Nothing

Get this: my boobs can predict the weather.

Wow. -worships boobs-

O Holy Melons of Weather Prediction, I am not worthy to be in your presence!

-Pasta and Cheese.

12/21/2011 #351
Generation Nothing

we get less intelligent gradually as cats arrive

-Maddie.

Because it's true.

We all turn to mush.

12/23/2011 #352
Lostliveson4eva

Picking corn, picking corn, picking it in the fields. The hot sun, will rot your bones, then Lost will rape you. HEY.

-Fiona's Christmas song to the tune of Jingle Bells.

Happy Christmas, Harry!

12/24/2011 #353
A Band Of Thieves

All the boys and girls will have a jubilee- then drown in the river

Because we were too drunk to save them

At least that's four less presents to buyyyyyy~!

-My dad, then his friend, then my uncle trying to make a Christmas carol...:'D

12/24/2011 #354
A Band Of Thieves

Damn those Canadians. They're everywhere.

-My dad

12/24/2011 #355
Erwin Smith

Hush little Whispy, don't say a word, Into's gonna buy you a Mockingjay.

--Me, after Whispeh fell asleep on TC.

12/24/2011 #356
Erwin Smith

Michael: I am a total bitch.

Paige:Youthinkyou'rea bitch?

Paige: BITCH, PLEASE.

Michael: Did you just like, concede defeat before you even started?

Paige: Uh, I guess so.

Paige: Um.

Paige: Fuck

12/25/2011 . Edited 12/25/2011 #357
Generation Nothing

She can paint a lovely picture.

BUT . . .

This story has a twist.

Her paintbrush is a razor,

and her canvas is her wrist.

-Anonymous, I believe. It was on Necrophobia's profile and I liked it.

12/25/2011 #358
swinging from saturn

Shouldn't you know how to rhyme . . . or rap?]

RACIST FUCKER. :D]

IT'S NOT RACIST WHEN IT'S BLACK ON BLACK DIDN'T YOU KNOW.]

. . . I thought you were Mexican.]

~ Me, Doc, me, then Doc. xD

12/25/2011 #359
Lightfall

dis my friend

he kitty

- The usually very intelligent Nathan was given a tiny cat toy for Christmas. You can tell how that went.

12/25/2011 #360
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