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VividlyVisceral

A thread made exclusively for all us perverted D14'ers who want to talk just a little dirty... or really dirty. ;D

Whoever makes it to the top of page 69 wins.

6/1/2011 #1
silver-nightstorm

... I'm waay too excited about this ;)

6/1/2011 #2
VividlyVisceral

So am I. It's a little disturbing. Then again, I'm a disturbing girl through and through. ;D But I'm not the only one who asked for this thread, so we only have ourselves to blame.

6/1/2011 #3
silver-nightstorm

;D

So I think now is as good a time as any to break out the harry potter pick up lines. Lemme start with this...

-dramatically clears throat-

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

6/1/2011 #4
swinging from saturn

... I'm waay too excited about this ;)But, baby, we should get out of our clothes, first.~

6/1/2011 #5
VividlyVisceral

But, baby, we should get out of our clothes, first.~

Who ever said I was wearing any in the first place?

-kyaha, now I'll never look at Luna the same way again. Or her father.

6/1/2011 #6
silver-nightstorm

-kyaha, now I'll never look at Luna the same way again. Or her father.

HP Pickups do that to a person... ;)

What's the password to your hole?

6/1/2011 #7
Toxophilite

Skip this post, it was a horrible attempt at dirty talk.

XD

6/1/2011 . Edited 6/1/2011 #8
swinging from saturn

Ah, that's a good thing; you always say you wear the pants, but it looks like the tables have turned.

Like the sheets.

6/1/2011 #9
VividlyVisceral

Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

...oh, it is your wand. Never mind.

Ah, that's a good thing; you always say you wear the pants, but it looks like the tables have turned.

Like the sheets.

Dear lord you're winning at this, I think I love you.

6/1/2011 #10
bleachers

Who ever said I was wearing any in the first place?

Marry me.

6/1/2011 #11
VividlyVisceral

Marry me.

We'll need to get married to do what I want~ ;D

6/1/2011 #12
silver-nightstorm

Lets be smart - skip all the nonsense and just go to bed.

Gnight :D

6/1/2011 #13
bleachers

We'll need to get married to do what I want~ ;D

I think it's legal in my state without the marriage certificate.

6/1/2011 #14
swinging from saturn

I think I love you.

That's not the safeword we agreed on. ;D

6/1/2011 #15
bleachers

Lets be smart - skip all the nonsense and just go to bed.

Okay, but I can promise you won't be getting any sleep. ;)

6/1/2011 #16
swinging from saturn

Gnight. :DYou aren't gonna be able to say anything when I'm through with you.~

6/1/2011 #17
VividlyVisceral

I also don't think that sleeping is on the agenda tonight... or any night from now on... ;D

6/1/2011 #18
bleachers

I'm doing my job. ;)'

Or. . . some job.

6/1/2011 #19
swinging from saturn

I don't think sleeping is on the agenda tonight...

The agenda told me she was willing to accept me in exchange.~

6/1/2011 #20
VividlyVisceral

I'm doing my job. ;)'

Or. . .somejob.

Trust me, you have a lot of work to do. ;3

The agenda told me she was willing to accept me in exchange.~

(I swear, do you do this professionally or something? Haha.)

6/1/2011 #21
bleachers

Trust me, you havea lot of work to do.;3

I have the endurance.

6/1/2011 #22
Toxophilite

(I swear, do you do this professionally or something? Haha.)

I was just thinking that. Okay, back to dirty talk.

6/1/2011 #23
bleachers

I don't do this professionally.

There are some pleasures money just can't buy.

6/1/2011 #24
swinging from saturn

I swear, do you do this professionally of something?

My services are good enough, yes. ;)

(Nope, I just have a dirty mind

I told him I'd shower with him if he would behave. ;P)

6/1/2011 #25
swinging from saturn

There are some pleasures money just can't buy.My wallet has tripled in size since yesterday. :O

6/1/2011 . Edited 6/1/2011 #26
VividlyVisceral

Really? Because I threw mine away since I don't need money anymore. Not when I have you to take care of me~

6/1/2011 #27
Jessavi

My wallet has tripled in size since yesterday. :O

My...ahem...has tripled in size from reading this.

(At least, if I were a guy, it would.

...And, yes, I'm bad at this. Would any of you care to guide me? ;D)

6/1/2011 #28
VividlyVisceral

...And, yes, I'm bad at this. Would any of you care to guide me? ;D

Give me your hand and I'll guide you anywhere you want. ;D

(I'm getting better at this.)

6/1/2011 #29
bleachers

It's okay, Jessa. Just take it slow.

It's a long and hard process.

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