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A Band Of Thieves

Tell it again, bro! For all your stupid stories you just need to share.

Maddie!approved!

8/23/2011 #1
Generation Nothing

The lady bugs will kill us all.

8/23/2011 . Edited 8/23/2011 #2
A Band Of Thieves

I cut my brother's finger open on accident.

8/23/2011 #3
GlimmerIcewood

I have another story about today.

I went to make cereal this morning, got a bowl out of the cupboard, dropped it onto the floor, and it completely shattered.

Then, when I finally got a new bowl, for some reason poured the milk in first, then the cereal without realizing, and the milk splattered all over the counter.

Whoops.

8/23/2011 #4
Purple Embers

I was so scared on a ride the other day, that I fell out of the seat, ran away from the ride, smashed into the person operating the ride and then fell down the stairs in my hurry to get away.

-.-'

8/23/2011 #5
A Band Of Thieves

I went fishing today!

8/24/2011 #6
marblesharp

I tripped over a toad. Not just stumbled, fell. The toad wasn't even that big, and I had the whole yard to walk around. :B

8/26/2011 #7
Erwin Smith

I had a couple chunks taken out of my finger via a rock in a fast moving current at the beach.

8/26/2011 . Edited 9/21/2011 #8
Lostliveson4eva

I was sitting in church in first grade, and since we were so young, we had "partners" that sat at school masses with us (7th and 8th graders). And the song "The Litter Drummer Boy" came on, and I said really loudly, "I hate this song!" (Still do). IN THE MIDDLE OF MASS. Everyone looked at me . . . it was really embarrasing. And then, after mass, some 8th graders or whatever came up to me and were like "Were you the one who said you hated the song?" I replied with 'no', blushed, and walked away.

COOL STORY, BRO!

8/26/2011 #9
St. Elsewhere

I fell over in the shopping centre and nearly got hit by a bus today.

Cool story, bro.

8/26/2011 #10
Claratrix LeChatham

I watched the sunset sitting on the tail of a giant stone fish, and a dog tried to climb up and attack me. The owner was unsympathetic.

Cool story, bro.

8/27/2011 #11
Toxophilite

I met some annoying people at camp today who wouldn't shut up.

Cool story, bro.

8/27/2011 #12
whisperasweknowit

I almost died via the deadly hazelnut at the hand of an idiotic waitress.

Cool story, bro. Tell it again, bro.

8/27/2011 #13
Lightfall

My computer just had a Near-death experience wherein I spilt half a can of Pasito over it.

And yet it still works...wonders never cease.

Cool story, bro.

8/28/2011 #14
A Band Of Thieves

Tonight I'm going with my friend to a Taylor Swift concert for her birthday. We made posters and t-shirts and crap and ZOMG I'M EXCITED.

Cool story, bro. Tell it again, bro.

8/28/2011 . Edited 8/28/2011 #15
whisperasweknowit

During the heat wave, I spilled a tall glass on my dear netbook, but it still works perfectly.

Flying from Poland to Germany, they made me take my netbook from my bag and put it through the machine three times as well as open it for inspection.

This morning, I was looking for my white bra in my suitcase. I gave up. While getting dressed, I noticed I was wearing it.

Today, in one sitting, I ate bacon; mini sausages; a mini roll with cheese and tomato; a croissant; some meat; some teriyaki meat; white rice; pineapple; grapefruit juice; chicken nuggets; french fries; ketchup; sparkling water; a waffle with kiwi jam and pineapple; a waffle with mango jam, chocolate sprinkles, and watermelon; a bowl of watermelon; a handful of gummy bears; a stick of cotton candy; and a few sips of a 10-fruit juice.

Cool stories, bro. Tell them again, bro.

8/28/2011 . Edited 8/28/2011 #16
A Band Of Thieves

I made a very elaborate t-shirt for this concert.

Cool story, bro.

8/28/2011 . Edited 8/28/2011 #17
Erwin Smith

I'm back in Canada.

Cool story, bro. Tell it again, bro.

8/29/2011 #18
Lostliveson4eva

This really annoying girl in my class came into the room today and was like "Good morning, everyone!" and everyone ignored her. So she thought no one heard her and she repeated it, and once again everyone ignored her. Then it was awkward for her. :D

And later she told a really stupid story that had no point. I really wanted to shout out "Cool story, Bro!"

TELL IT AGAIN, BRO!

8/29/2011 #19
Purple Embers

Ran into a door.

Announced to everyone in Sose that I'm a Hufflepuff. They laughed.

And my dog tried to make out with me. D:

COOL STORIES, BRO.

8/29/2011 #20
A Band Of Thieves

I SAW THE CUTEST DOG TODAY AND GOSH HE WAS JUST SO ADORABLE.

9/2/2011 #21
A Band Of Thieves

HIS NAME WAS FLUFFY. XD

9/2/2011 #22
Toxophilite

I ate a sock in my sleep.

Thought of Whisp and the picture.

Cool story, bro.

9/3/2011 #23
Erwin Smith

I got hit in the face with a football and now have a black eye.

I got about an hour of sleep last night because I decided to go on Reddit's "No Sleep" section.

Cool story, bro. Tell it again, bro.

9/3/2011 #24
whisperasweknowit

I keep looking in the mirror and thinking about how pretty I look, or about how nice my clothes look on me.

I like liking how I look, even if it makes me arrogant and vain.

COOL STORY, BRO. TELL IT AGAIN, BRO.

9/4/2011 #25
Erwin Smith

My black eye has swollen to the point where I can barely see out of that eye.

COOL STORY, BRO. TELL IT AGAIN, BRO.

9/4/2011 #26
Toxophilite

Whisp swore on my Facebook and now my mom is mad.

LAWL.

Cool story, bro!

9/5/2011 #27
Claratrix LeChatham

hkghusdbjbuhhdbj...ewsdjk...jshvj... -dies-

I've been trying to track down this idiot who annoyed me in elementary school, and I finally did. He got me blamed for spilling glitter on the floor, which I had to clean up, pulled the jewels off my shoebox because he thought they were 'too pretty for me', and was presumptious enough to challenge my five-year-old self to repeated battles of wits which he occasionally won.

Now he goes to my school. The little... little... jerk. I've hated him all my life. DAMN YOU, ISAIAH. IF I EVER SEE YOUR FACE, I WILL PUNCH IT.

Cool rant, bro. Don't go committing assault, bro.

9/6/2011 #28
GlimmerIcewood

Wanted to go check my email, instead of typing in 'gmail' I typed in 'email' to find it. Which obviously didn't end well.

Finally got to my email, to have over 25,000 emails from THIS SITE ALONE.

So. Much. Deleting.

Cool story, bro.

9/7/2011 #29
whisperasweknowit

Today in Ecology...

...I was partners with a guy I used to like but then decided I think we're just awesome friends.

...I was asked by a guy I really like if I wanted to be his partner, but I was already partners with the other guy.

...The douchey guy I like touched my hand when I passed the tape he asked for to him.

Also, we watched single cell organism porn.

Cool stories, bro. Tell them again, bro.

9/8/2011 . Edited 9/8/2011 #30
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