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Lostliveson4eva

Into, that was so lovely. :'D You two will be so happy together, I can see it.

1/15/2012 #31
silver-nightstorm

I shall deflower your private parts.

-gigglesnort-

But... what about us? D:

1/15/2012 #32
GlimmerIcewood

Well, now that I can post in here.

INTOOO I HATE YOU.

1/17/2012 #33
November Rising

I stand by my poem.

1/17/2012 #34
St. Elsewhere

GUISE I MADE ANOTHER ONE:

Oh Lost,

You come at such a cost,

Your hair is shiny,

You are not whiny.

Mostly.

Even though Rowan will do,

My heart longs for you.

Alas, it is not to be.

We could never be you and me.

Being away from you makes me sore.

For you are a whore.

Even though that makes me want you more.

And though our love can never be.

I like to think, that between you and me.

We could dare,

To have an affair.

And if you happen to become with child.

I would be so happy.

Your personality would become more mild.

I will become a pappy.

But at that thought,

And at looking what we wrought,

I will retort,

"Bitch, I'm out of here!"

And you will scream, "I never liked you, you hear?!"

And I will go back to Rowan.

And you will marry Evan.

But you will always think,

"I wonder what would've happened, if I hadn't spiked his drink?"

1/28/2012 #35
St. Elsewhere

Rowan is a top girl,

2/26/2012 . Edited 2/26/2012 #36
St. Elsewhere

She's one of the few here who doesn't make me hurl.

2/26/2012 #37
St. Elsewhere

She's pale as a sheet,

2/26/2012 . Edited 2/26/2012 #38
St. Elsewhere

And I love her like Peet-

2/26/2012 #39
St. Elsewhere

a loves Kantiss,

Thoughts of her fill me with bliss.

2/26/2012 . Edited 2/26/2012 #40
St. Elsewhere

She's a sexy teen,

2/26/2012 . Edited 2/26/2012 #41
St. Elsewhere

And my peen-

2/26/2012 . Edited 2/26/2012 #42
St. Elsewhere

is likes her too.

2/26/2012 . Edited 2/26/2012 #43
St. Elsewhere

Wooooooooooooooooooo!

2/26/2012 . Edited 2/26/2012 #44
St. Elsewhere

GO ROWAN WORK THAT BODY QUUUUUUUUUUUURL.

2/26/2012 . Edited 2/26/2012 #45
GlimmerIcewood

Um.

I'm kind of scarred so I'm just gonna leave now...

2/26/2012 #46
Lostliveson4eva

AGAIN AGAIN. :'DDD

2/26/2012 #47
GlimmerIcewood

LOST I WILL KILL YOU.

AFTER I KILL INTO.

2/26/2012 #48
Lostliveson4eva

ENCORE, ENCORE!

2/26/2012 #49
St. Elsewhere

Eww, everyone knows that Rowan is tainted with Canadia, a serious disease effecting the...well, entire body.

Unlike Lost, who has to drug me before she can have a child.

3/6/2012 #50
St. Elsewhere

Claratrix LeChatham.

3/6/2012 #51
St. Elsewhere

Our contact is limited to webcam.

3/6/2012 #52
St. Elsewhere

And though you are very sick,

3/6/2012 #53
St. Elsewhere

(and Lost is a small town hick)

3/6/2012 #54
St. Elsewhere

I just want you to know,

3/6/2012 #55
St. Elsewhere

That I love you so,

3/6/2012 #56
Lostliveson4eva

A rather sexy Frenchie between Into and his one true love, Rowan. Into looked at Rowan with a totally sexy smolder. "Hey, babe," he said huskily. "Hey, yourself, stud," replies Rowan, running her hand through the silky flood of her hair. And because this is a post, not a story, with PLOT DEVELOPMENT, Into leans forward, lips parted sexily. Rowan takes the initiative and kisses him....passionately. They deepen the kiss, tongues twining together in a sultry tango. Into notices that Rowan tastes like bananas, rum, and brown sugar. "Oooh, BABY!" Rowan moans. "Into, lover, you never fail to shock me again and again with the sheer awesomeness of your kissing!" Into grins seductively (and sexily). "Do you want to rediscover how...skilled I am in other areas?" Rowan bats her eyelashes. "What do you think?" They walk over to a lace-covered bed, and the chocolate was just melting. THE END

Oh god. I was reading this during tech crew and was dying. :'D

Unlike Lost, who has to drug me before she can have a child.

Like I'd ever want to have a child with you. I'd have to be the one on drugs.

3/6/2012 #57
Lostliveson4eva

(and Lost is a small town hick)

And Into is an Australian bastard.

And the only way I'd hook up with him is if I was plastered.

There, my own little poem for you, Into.

3/6/2012 #58
Generation Nothing

A rather sexy Frenchie between Into and his one true love, Rowan. Into looked at Rowan with a totally sexy smolder. "Hey, babe," he said huskily. "Hey, yourself, stud," replies Rowan, running her hand through the silky flood of her hair. And because this is a post, not a story, with PLOT DEVELOPMENT, Into leans forward, lips parted sexily. Rowan takes the initiative and kisses him....passionately. They deepen the kiss, tongues twining together in a sultry tango. Into notices that Rowan tastes like bananas, rum, and brown sugar. "Oooh, BABY!" Rowan moans. "Into, lover, you never fail to shock me again and again with the sheer awesomeness of your kissing!" Into grins seductively (and sexily). "Do you want to rediscover how...skilled I am in other areas?" Rowan bats her eyelashes. "What do you think?" They walk over to a lace-covered bed, and the chocolate was just melting. THE END

Dead.

I don't know who you are Ghostie.

But you just made a friend.

3/6/2012 #59
A Ghost Who Walks

A Forbidden Affair, Part I

*Cue dramatic intro music*

Into sat, sighing emo-ly. He's angsting over the horrible muddle of...muddleness that his sorry life has become.

Why is our beloved Into angsty?

Unhappy marriage.

He has married Rowan, and they were happy for a time, until it was discovered that married life is not portrayed correctly on TV.

So Into is emo.

And it is into this state of misery that Lost arrives.

Lost slips sexily into Into's home. Rowan is out, as usual, leaving our beloved Into high and dry.

Meanwhile, Into broods hotly and emo-ishly. He is depressed and sad.

Then a silken hand caresses his cheek, and a lock of Lost's fabulously lustrous hair falls on his face. A sultry voice whispers in his ear, "Say, stranger. You look mighty lonely here, all by...yourself."

Into's heart pounds like a drum at a thrash metal concert. Could it be... "Lost," he murmurs, sexily.

Lost smiles seductively. "The one and only."

Into's eyes make their way over Lost's skantily clad form. he breathes, "Lost, you look simply ravishing in that skimpy negligee!"

Lost tugs at her rather low neckline. "Thanks, lover. I always knew that you were partial to cerulean lace."

Into's look falter at the term "lover". "Lost...I'm a...I'm a...married man," he finishes sadly.

Lost's gaze bespeaks sympathy. "Trouble with the woman?" she asks.

Into nods.

Lost smiles again. "Shall I help you...forget?"

Into pauses. He wanted, no, needed this...but...Rowan. "No," he says with effort, "I must stay true to my vows."

"How noble," says Lost, "But tell me: didn't you ask for an open marriage?"

Into's face turns red with shame. "She wouldn't give permission."

"You let yourself be pushed around by that twit?" Lost scoffs, leaning closer, "But come, forget." Then she kisses him.

Into resists at first, but Lost's wondrous smootching soon stops that. Their tongues explore every nook and cranny of the other's mouth, twining together sexily. Lost's kissing is not a sultry tango; rather, it is the hula. And she tastes like pineapple, gin, and cinnamon.

As they pull away, gasping, Lost takes out a bottle of spiced wine and pours a glass for each of them. Then she quickly slips a pill into Into's glass.

What will happen next?

3/23/2012 #60
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