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Erwin Smith

You're seventeen now! You may now enter into initiation as a forum pedo! :D

Seriously, though. Happy birthday, Cheese. May it be awesome and fantastic; full of rainbows, kittens and unicorns. ♥

4/7/2012 #1
wach

Haha, now you can't be on 16 and Pregnant (Womb Emancipation Day? o_o).

Cheers, Cheese!

4/7/2012 #2
Twig Punky

Happy Birthday, Cheese!

I know I'm kinda new around these parts and you may not know me very well, but it's pretty cool that you're made it to 17 without being murdered by Evie!

Eat lots of cake, and get lots of presents, and try not to get too drunk, you party gurll! :D

4/7/2012 #3
Generation Nothing

CHEESUS CHRISP. I CAN'T BELIEVE. SEVENTEEN. NEXT YEAR LEGAL. JUST. MY FEELINGS. 3;

I remember the first time I met you, Cheese.

When you looked into the mirror on your fourteenth birthday and didn't see your reflection, but my own. Your hair was tied into two braids instead of one, and when Into asked you to rap for your life, and you did, even the forum members stopped to listen. I watched you post every day. Every day. You caught my eye and we both smiled at each other, knowing we'd be together forever. And not because I was your alter-ego or anything, bah!

and then came all the magical schemes we created and when we (coughyoucough) escaped that exploding volcano in the escape pod, leaving me to die.

they were magical times.

I'm glad I could spend them with you.

It's been a hectic three years, hasn't it, alter-ego? But next year...I can't even think of all the beautiful things you're going to do out there venturing the world and seeking havoc on non-becheesers.

I want you to have fun, and I want you to have a great birthday today, okay? Make sure nothing spoils it. :)

I love you, Cheese.

4/7/2012 . Edited 4/7/2012 #4
Lostliveson4eva

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WHORE-Y HOE!!!!!

3

I hope you have a fabulous day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that you grow up to be the biggest creep in the entire world.

But we all know that role is already taken. ;D By me. So sorry.

Anyway, have a great day and spend your day drinking and partying because you are older and :'D Oh my god, you are so old!!! Okay, you're only a year, but...

I'm just rambling on now. My friend also says happy birthday while she is fishtailing my hair, but

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

4/7/2012 #5
whisperasweknowit

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESE.

I can't believe you're seventeen.

I always imagine you as my age, just like three times as smart.

HOPE THAT YOU CONTINUE BEING SMART IDK HAVE A NICE BIRTHDAY CHEESUS CHRIST.

Oh my God it's Easter and you're Cheesus Christ this is amazing.

4/7/2012 #6
Toxophilite

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESE!

I can't believe it's your birthday! You're getting so big!

-throws away potty trainer-

Seems like it was yesterday. :'D

4/7/2012 #7
A Band Of Thieves

My little Fifi got so big. D;

Happy birthday Fifi/Cheese~!

I love you're name I wish I had a cool name like yours.

4/7/2012 #8
Pure Evil Breed

Sparkling Cheesecake!

Happy sparkling birthday. May you continue to sparkle all year round~

♥♥♥

4/7/2012 #9
TheWolvesGrace

I don't believe we have met but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have an absolutely fantastic day and the shipment of monocles I have sent you arrive on time.

4/7/2012 #10
swinging from saturn

CHEZ.

CHEEZE HAPPY BIRTHDAY LET ME SERENADE YOU.

"Happy birthday, Cheese~

You're not too old~!

So if we were to become cheese-pasta,

the law can't complaaaaaaain!

. . .

-eats-"

/ off key, lol.

:D

4/7/2012 #11
SydneyLouWho

NO WAY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. :O

I shall write you a song, to the tune of the song you wrote for me.

:33

Cheese is pretty awesome

With that I must agree

Although she might despise the words

She's just a whore like me

Cheese is from the UK

That is pretty great

She has a British accent

She's impossible to hate

Cheese is pretty awesome

With that I must agree

Although she might despise the words

She's just a whore like me

Cheese is an Asian

Which means she must like rice

She was born on Easter

Which makes her Cheesus Christ

Cheese is pretty awesome

With that I must agree

Although she might despise the words

she's just a whore like me

This Cheese she likes to sparkle

She's quite a ra-are breed

When I said "we should get married"

I'm so glad that she agreed

Cheese is pretty awesome

With that I must agree

Although she might despise the words

She's just a whore like me

Even though she may think so

She's the spouse I love the most

So sorry Into; Musa; Rue

*snogs Cheese passionately*

I know that last verse didn't rhyme

I got caught up in my snogging

But if you can forgive me

We all can go out jogging

(jk I don't exercise)

Cheese is pretty awesome

With that I must agree

Although she might despise the words

She's just a whore like... meeeeeee

*bows*

Anyway. Love you, Cheesus. Stay beautiful. And stay awesome.

And have a wonderful birthday, you whore.

4/7/2012 #12
the tiniest pyre

Oh my gaaaaaaaawwwwwwwd. :3 Happy birthday, Cheez-wifey-sparklebunny-godess-whorecake. I love you. ♥

We're having dirtcake for my brother's birthday today, but I'm pretending that it's for you because you're so much more /speshul/, Cheesus, and dirtcake is kind of cheescake-y anyway and it /almost/ makes sense.

So yeah. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY-OF-THE-DAY-THAT-YOU-FIRST-POPPED-FULLY-FORMED-OUT-OF-YOUR-OWN-HEAD~!

Because that's how my sources tell me that Godesses of Cheesism are born.

//Special Birthday Snog

//end birthday ramble

//Minnie out, peace

4/7/2012 #13
VividlyVisceral

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You're getting older and older, which means you're closer and closer to doing awesome shit. :D

Like being a pedophile.

And drinking.

But mostly the pedophile thing.

Rock on you crazy young thing. ;3

4/7/2012 #14
Leaving At Midnight

Cheese. You're old.

BUT BEING OLD IS GREAT SO DON'T BE TOO SAD.

Soon you'll be able to do crazy-ass things and just fuck shit up in general. :D

A gleaming white van filled with candy (and sparkling cheesecake) will soon show up on your doorstep.

Have a great day, Cheese. Happy birthday!

4/8/2012 #15
St. Elsewhere

I'D SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN CHINESE BUT I DUNNO HOW TO. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR SPANISH

FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS!

4/8/2012 #16
GlimmerIcewood

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEESE AND I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD TO WRITE A LONG MESSAGE BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU.

And I need to stop using the caps lock button. Happy day of birth and may it be an awesome day~! :3

4/8/2012 #17
Her.Royal.Cheesyness

THANK YOU ALL. ♥

Cobalt - Omg I'm part of the Pedo committee. I feel honoured. :'D Do you wanna sweetie? You can suck it real hard. ;) And I love the thread title.

Juno - Haha, thanks. XD I prefer to say "day I was pushed out of a comfy womb and into the harsh, harsh world", to be honest.

Twig - Heh. From what I've seen of you, you're pretty awesome. :3 Yes, it is quite an achievement, isn't it? -is proud-

Alter-ego - I love you and I want to print out your message and laminate it and stick it on my wall. Except my family would think I was crazier than I am. So it is metaphorically on my wall.

Lost - -sniff- I wanna be big creep. :'( And tell your friend Creepy Pedo says thank you and do you want to get into my white van and have a sweetie?

Whisp - Haha, I'm srsly not smart. DO NOT LET ASIAN STEREOTYPES CLOUD YOUR BRAIN. And yes it is. XD

Evan - It does. :'D I even remember to flush the toilet now!

Fiona - Omg but I love your name more. You're so lucky to have such a pretty name. XD

4/8/2012 #18
Her.Royal.Cheesyness
Satan - -sparklesparkle- That's sparklelanguage for thank you. :3

Maddy - Monocles? Just what I wanted! XD

Pasta - HEY I'VE WRITTEN YOU A SONG TOO: Pasta is a food, Pasta tastes so good, If they could people would, eat you everyday.

The Whore - Oh my. That's beautiful. Especially the tune that you made up by yourself. -snogs-

Minnie - -snooooogs- Yes, I am the speshulest speshul cheesecake on earth. XD And you got my birth story exactly right.

Vivid - I KNOW I'M SO EXCITED I GET WHITE VANS AND SWEETIES.

Brookly - Yup. Imma granny now. And a pedo. GET IN MY SHINY NEW WHITE VAN.

Into - Gracias. If i. doubt, just use ching chang chong. -nodnod-

Rowan - Thank you. And don't worry, I'm sure the capslock key enjoys being touched by you. ;)

4/8/2012 #19
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