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Happy birthday, Evie! Try not to kill any people today.~

Well, try not to kill too many people today. Time to all get drunk for D14's oldest resident's birthday.

4/29/2012 . Edited 4/29/2012 #1

No, you're supposed to let her kill someone! Like Into, or something.

Or, for your birthday, we'll just all be your personal minions. EVEN LOST. I still like the idea of you getting to kill Into, though. So I think we'll just stick with that idea.

Anyways, EVIE THE EVIL SHALL HAVE AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I DEMAND IT. And if anyone says otherwise, they die.


4/29/2012 . Edited 4/29/2012 #2
yet another ghost
We should give her a gladiator fight featuring ourselves. Or kill ourself Mayan-style.
4/29/2012 #3
Generation Nothing

How do I describe Evie?

Lost: She's a serial killer.

Doctor: I hear her weapons cost over one thousand dollars each.

Fiona: I hear she fought a war...in Narnia.

Rowan: She likes sacrifices.

Paige: I hear she stabbed Zeddie Little on a plane today...

Nami: And as he died he smiled at her and wished her happy birthday

Into: One time she killed me. It was awesome.




i bet you would make good friends with Shia LaBeouf.

-shot repeatedly by Evie-

but that's okay because it's your birthday

4/29/2012 #4
Another Imagineer
Hi Evie. I dun know you that well {Trololol} but I hope you get a dead Into for your birthday!!!
4/29/2012 #5
swinging from saturn

Evie, it's a good thing you aren't running Panem.

Because the Games would be much worse. Or FUCKING AWESOME.

Uhm, uh, happy birthday, you chainsaw wielding psychopath! :3

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4/29/2012 #7
A Band Of Thieves
Happy Birthday, Evie~ We got you a cake. It's got Into's flesh and shit.
4/29/2012 #8

It's got Into's flesh and shit

That's unsanitary.

4/29/2012 #9

Woo, happy birthday, Evie.

Kill some people, I dunno.

(If this thread is being monitored by the CIA we're all screwed.)

4/29/2012 #10

Happy birthday, Evie!

Here, I ordered you a whole new set of bombs, free of charge!


4/29/2012 . Edited 4/29/2012 #11
St. Elsewhere

You age?

I thought evil was eternal.

4/29/2012 #12
Thy Name is Bah
Happy Birthday, Evie! :D Everyone is saying 'kill some people', so um.. go do that? That'd be fun, right?
4/30/2012 #13
Happy Birthday, Evie! May your reign of terror never end. :)
4/30/2012 #14
Happy Birthday, Evie!

Go ahead, kill some people, but make sure you leave enough of them alive to repopulate afterwards. :3

4/30/2012 #15
Leaving At Midnight

Happy birthday, Evie. I await the day your darkness spreads through the valleys and influences the world.

make sure you leave enough of them alive to repopulate afterwards.

So, Lost and Evan. Though I'm not too sure about that Lost character. :K

4/30/2012 . Edited 4/30/2012 #16
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, M'DEAR. :3 Have beaucoup de fun slaughtering the souls of the innocent. Mwah~
4/30/2012 #17
Pure Evil Breed

Into - Unfortunately. But don't worry. I will certainly (make sure to) outlive you. B3

Whisp - Including you? :D

Brookly - Let's hope you're still alive by that time~

Syd knee - Of course,

Vivid - ♥ Thank you~

Amber - Totally. B3

Evan - Yes. I'll start with your house? |D

Maddie - Bring the chopper!

Fiona - Good. I'll cut it and feed them to my minions (you lot). :D

Nathan - Shut up. I'm still young (at heart). :K

Pasta - I prefer a scythe, actually. X3

Phantom - Thank you. That would be nice.


Ghostie - That sounds like a plan~

Rohaha - Thanks. :3

Lost - Don't worry. I didn't kill too many people. Honest. ;D

5/1/2012 #18
Twig Punky

Happy belated birthday, Evie!

I got you a baby.

Torture and defile it as you wish.

Or you could always name it and love it and care for it and raise it as your minion.

Whatever takes your fancy.

(ignore the fail emoticon baby)


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5/1/2012 . Edited 5/1/2012 #19

Happy birthday, Evil- Satan- Evie.

Here, have this sparkling cheesecake.

5/1/2012 #20
Claratrix LeChatham

Happy birthday, Mistress of Hell. IloveyouEvie. :3

5/2/2012 #21

Happy (belated) birthday, Evie!

While I haven't talked to you in awhile, I can never forget your distinct personality. I appreciate that especially because it makes you so interesting, it's always pleasurable to be around you. Strangeness and being bright is the spice of life!

Hope everything goes your way this year :)

5/4/2012 #22

Happy birthday, Evie. Wherever you are.

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