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Lostliveson4eva

Happy birthday, Evie! Try not to kill any people today.~

Well, try not to kill too many people today. Time to all get drunk for D14's oldest resident's birthday.

4/29/2012 . Edited 4/29/2012 #1
GlimmerIcewood

No, you're supposed to let her kill someone! Like Into, or something.

Or, for your birthday, we'll just all be your personal minions. EVEN LOST. I still like the idea of you getting to kill Into, though. So I think we'll just stick with that idea.

Anyways, EVIE THE EVIL SHALL HAVE AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I DEMAND IT. And if anyone says otherwise, they die.

;3

4/29/2012 . Edited 4/29/2012 #2
A Ghost Who Walks
We should give her a gladiator fight featuring ourselves. Or kill ourself Mayan-style.
4/29/2012 #3
Generation Nothing

How do I describe Evie?

Lost: She's a serial killer.

Doctor: I hear her weapons cost over one thousand dollars each.

Fiona: I hear she fought a war...in Narnia.

Rowan: She likes sacrifices.

Paige: I hear she stabbed Zeddie Little on a plane today...

Nami: And as he died he smiled at her and wished her happy birthday

Into: One time she killed me. It was awesome.

I WISH YOU THE BEST.

UM.

YEAH.

i bet you would make good friends with Shia LaBeouf.

-shot repeatedly by Evie-

but that's okay because it's your birthday

4/29/2012 #4
musicalqueer
Hi Evie. I dun know you that well {Trololol} but I hope you get a dead Into for your birthday!!!
4/29/2012 #5
swinging from saturn

Evie, it's a good thing you aren't running Panem.

Because the Games would be much worse. Or FUCKING AWESOME.

Uhm, uh, happy birthday, you chainsaw wielding psychopath! :3

4/29/2012 #6
nathan-p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH, YOU OLD

4/29/2012 #7
A Band Of Thieves
Happy Birthday, Evie~ We got you a cake. It's got Into's flesh and shit.
4/29/2012 #8
Lostliveson4eva

It's got Into's flesh and shit

That's unsanitary.

4/29/2012 #9
Lightfall

Woo, happy birthday, Evie.

Kill some people, I dunno.

(If this thread is being monitored by the CIA we're all screwed.)

4/29/2012 #10
Toxophilite

Happy birthday, Evie!

Here, I ordered you a whole new set of bombs, free of charge!

HAVE FUN!

4/29/2012 . Edited 4/29/2012 #11
St. Elsewhere

You age?

I thought evil was eternal.

4/29/2012 #12
Thy Name is Bah
Happy Birthday, Evie! :D Everyone is saying 'kill some people', so um.. go do that? That'd be fun, right?
4/30/2012 #13
VividlyVisceral
Happy Birthday, Evie! May your reign of terror never end. :)
4/30/2012 #14
SydneyLouWho
Happy Birthday, Evie!

Go ahead, kill some people, but make sure you leave enough of them alive to repopulate afterwards. :3

4/30/2012 #15
Leaving At Midnight

Happy birthday, Evie. I await the day your darkness spreads through the valleys and influences the world.

make sure you leave enough of them alive to repopulate afterwards.

So, Lost and Evan. Though I'm not too sure about that Lost character. :K

4/30/2012 . Edited 4/30/2012 #16
whisperasweknowit
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, M'DEAR. :3 Have beaucoup de fun slaughtering the souls of the innocent. Mwah~
4/30/2012 #17
Pure Evil Breed

Into - Unfortunately. But don't worry. I will certainly (make sure to) outlive you. B3

Whisp - Including you? :D

Brookly - Let's hope you're still alive by that time~

Syd knee - Of course,

Vivid - ♥ Thank you~

Amber - Totally. B3

Evan - Yes. I'll start with your house? |D

Maddie - Bring the chopper!

Fiona - Good. I'll cut it and feed them to my minions (you lot). :D

Nathan - Shut up. I'm still young (at heart). :K

Pasta - I prefer a scythe, actually. X3

Phantom - Thank you. That would be nice.

Doctah - :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Ghostie - That sounds like a plan~

Rohaha - Thanks. :3

Lost - Don't worry. I didn't kill too many people. Honest. ;D

5/1/2012 #18
Twig Punky

Happy belated birthday, Evie!

I got you a baby.

Torture and defile it as you wish.

Or you could always name it and love it and care for it and raise it as your minion.

Whatever takes your fancy.

(ignore the fail emoticon baby)

(o_o)

/ ( . )\

UU

5/1/2012 . Edited 5/1/2012 #19
Her.Royal.Cheesyness

Happy birthday, Evil- Satan- Evie.

Here, have this sparkling cheesecake.

5/1/2012 #20
Claratrix LeChatham

Happy birthday, Mistress of Hell. IloveyouEvie. :3

5/2/2012 #21
wach

Happy (belated) birthday, Evie!

While I haven't talked to you in awhile, I can never forget your distinct personality. I appreciate that especially because it makes you so interesting, it's always pleasurable to be around you. Strangeness and being bright is the spice of life!

Hope everything goes your way this year :)

5/4/2012 #22
Lostliveson4eva

Happy birthday, Evie. Wherever you are.

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