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Pure Evil Breed

Because fuck you, Into, for deleting the first one~

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Current topic: The Avengers

If you haven't seen it and do not wish to be spoiled, get lost.

5/7/2012 #1
Fernando Rodriguez

I hate your face.

Also what happened to your pen name?

5/7/2012 #2
Lightfall

sajdfhajsfdhjsafhkasfhjadshfkjashfkjsdhafksldhfkjasj

Literally all I can say about that movie. In the best way possible.

5/7/2012 #3
Pure Evil Breed

So I watched the Avengers yesterday and it's awesome. The theater was packed full. Lots of laugh and action and awesomeness and just asdfghjkl.

My favourite part is when the Hulk and Thor defeated one of those huge flying monster and then the Hulk punched Thor. :D

Also what happened to your pen name?

I was in a penname-changing-spree yesterday and too lazy to change it back now.

5/7/2012 #4
Twig Punky

Loki: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME YOU ENORMOUS GREEN MONSTROSITY!I AM A GOD! I REFUSE TO BE BULLIED BY A---

Hulk: *SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH*... puny human.

Best moment of my life.

5/7/2012 #5
Pure Evil Breed

Oh, and when Thor confronted Loki the first time.

Thor: Listen well, brother -

Iron man passed by and snatched Thor.

Loki: I'm listening.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Also, I heart the interaction between Banner and Stark. :DDD

5/7/2012 #6
SydneyLouWho
OH MY GOD AT THE END WHERE IRONMAN WAS FALLING AND YOU THINK HE'S GONNA DIE, BUT THE HULK COMES AND SAVES HIM. ASDFGHJKL YES.

And when the Black Widow says "thanks for your cooperation" to Loki, all I could think of was Katniss bowing and saying "thank you for your consideration". XD

5/7/2012 #7
Pure Evil Breed

OH MY GOD AT THE END WHERE IRONMAN WAS FALLING AND YOU THINK HE'S GONNA DIE, BUT THE HULK COMES AND SAVES HIM. ASDFGHJKL YES.

I totally thought, 'Oh, that's in the trailer. I thought that's Spiderman.'

|D

5/7/2012 #8
Pure Evil Breed

And and and and this part:

Thor: And he is my brother.

Natasha: He killed eighty people in two days.

Thor: He's adopted.

Serious backpedaling thar. XD

5/7/2012 #9
videodrome
AVENGERS WAS AMAZING AND LOKI WAS BADASS AND TONY STARK WAS SO STOIC AND OMG I LUVS IT.

In all seriousness, it was amazing, and I loved it

5/8/2012 #10
nathan-p

I just saw this on another forum. I let out a guffaw.

The Avengers are basically the village people as well.

Hawkeye - Navy/ Military

Thor - Native American

Captain America - Cop

Iron Man - Cowboy

Incredible Hulk - Construction worker

Black Widow - That dude nobody can remember

Also, you could tell this was a Joss Whedon flick, but I didn't end up minding as much as I thought I would.

Theater was full of kids too, and the trailers were a mish-mash: kids movie, Battleship, Prometheus, Spiderman, kids movie, Madagascar-themed "turn off your phone" bumper.

Who the fuck is your target audience, the seven-year-olds with Captain America press-on tattoos, or the 20-year-old comic-book nerds?

5/13/2012 . Edited 5/13/2012 #11
Lostliveson4eva

Bump.

11/17/2013 #12
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