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Lostliveson4eva

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't think of a better title than this. It's the first thing that popped in my head, and we all know how much you love Colt. ;D

I luv ya liek a sistah. But honestly, you are one of my closest friends on here -sniff- and... and I just want to say -sniff- that you mean the world to me. And I don't know what I would do without you. -sobs-

I remember when I first met you and called you Ice. I don't really remember my first impression of you, but I never thought I'd be this close to you (or really to anyone I met on here), but I am, so. Yay.

So go have a fabulous day today, because you are Rowan and you deserve it.

Also, ROWTOE FOREVER.

7/18/2012 #1
GlimmerIcewood

CRYING.

7/18/2012 #2
swinging from saturn

My first impression of you was that you were nice, but the "LE [INSERT RANDOM WORD HERE]" thing you (AT LEAST I THINK), Fiona and a couple of others did was annoying. And I told you guys something like, "OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP," or something, which was a huge overreaction, I thought like a day after I said it.

I wasn't really on D14 for a couple of months after, but when I came back you were still "That Newb I am Impartial To".

Then we had a go in the Innuendo thread, and that was when my opinion of you changed for the better, but that's probably just because I have a big, fat LESBIAN crush on you.

SUCK ON THAT.

--

/you're also one of the few people i'm certain i love.

7/18/2012 . Edited 7/18/2012 #3
A Band Of Thieves

ROWAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU AND YOU WERE LIKE MY FIRST FRIEND ON THE FORUM BESIDES LOST BECAUSE WE WERE BFFS BUT NOW IT'S LIKE EW CANADA.

SO GO AND RIDE COLTON LIKE THE HORSE HE IS BUT ALSO DON'T FORGET INTO.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. ♥

7/18/2012 #4
swinging from saturn

And happy birthday I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO SAY IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME saljifbbsufyg

7/18/2012 #5
Lostliveson4eva

SO GO AND RIDE COLTON LIKE THE HORSE HE IS BUT ALSO DON'T FORGET INTO.

Hehehehehe, you made me giggle.

7/18/2012 #6
SydneyLouWho
So, Rowan, it's your birthday.

If I'm not mistaken, when a tree grows older, rings are added to the inside, so I guess you just gained another ring. Woo!

Anyway, I'm really bad at making birthday posts, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BAKE CAKES FULL OF RAINBOWS AND SMILES AND EAT AND BE HAPPY OKAY.

7/18/2012 #7
SydneyLouWho
OH AND ROWST 5EVA NO ROWTOE NO.
7/18/2012 #8
Lostliveson4eva

No.

7/18/2012 #9
swinging from saturn

How about we ship Rowtoe x Lolvan? Everybody wins!

7/18/2012 . Edited 7/18/2012 #10
Leaving At Midnight

Rowan you're one of the people I'm pretty close to on here and I love you. ;a;

HAVE A LOVELY BIRTHDAY QURL.

I HOPE YOU GET SOME HORSE SEX.

Because dat shit is cray cray

Have a great birthday, Rowannn

How about we ship Rowtoe x Lolvan? Everbody wins!

Only if I get to watch the orgy. BD

7/18/2012 . Edited 7/18/2012 #11
Generation Nothing

YOU'RE FINALLY THIRTEEN. YAAAY.

You're really funny and you have a great personality. We've had great moments with each other throughout the year, and I really hope you got your laughing feet checked. I want to judge you for dating a horse, but I don't think I can. :I You're a really great person, Rowan, and I wish you the best in life.

I think this birthday present is okay: http://perseus12.deviantart.com/#/d57wjnf

7/18/2012 . Edited 7/18/2012 #12
Toxophilite

Rowan.

When I first met you on this great forum, my first thought was, "Wow, I hope she's hot and blonde. She has Glimmer and Ice in her username. Those can be attractive things."

So when I first saw you on camera, I was disappointed.

Oh, you were attractive! But you weren't blonde.

Sigh.

But I just thought I should tell you that you're an incredible friend and I hope this birthday is one of the best ones you'll ever have.

Happy birthday!

Less than three.

7/18/2012 #13
swinging from saturn

Rowan does come off as blonde.

I remember that time when we were on TC, and I was like, "This is it. I WILL SEE ROWAN'S FACE ON TC. THIS IS I--crap, her room is dark."

7/18/2012 . Edited 7/18/2012 #14
Twig Punky

Happy Birthday Rowan!

I know I a still a newb and we don't know one another too too well, but I still wish you an absolutely splendiferous birthday that is filled with love and cake and presents.

Have a good day! :3

7/19/2012 #15
Thy Name is Bah

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROWAN! XD

I said it on Skype, but went to sleep shortly after so here it is again! I hope you have/have had an amazing day you wonderful human being! (: xx

7/19/2012 #16
A Ghost Who Walks
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JADIS!

HAVE A TOTALLY AWESOME BIRTHDAY, REMEMBERING THAT YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF ICE. MAKE SURE COLT TREATS YOU ACCORDINGLY, 'KAY?

Seriously, though, have a great birthday. Don't know you too well yet, but you make me laugh, and you're nice...when it serves your purposes. XD

7/19/2012 #17
whisperasweknowit

ROWAN.

YOU ARE ONE YEAR OLDER TODAY, WHICH MEANS THAT YOU ARE ONE YEAR CLOSER TO BEING LEGAL, WHICH MEANS YOU ARE ONE YEAR CLOSER TO HAVING SEXY SEXY TIMES WITH INTO AND MAKING ROWTOE COME TRUE.

SO I HOPE YOU HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS BIRTHDAY. :3333

7/19/2012 #18
GlimmerIcewood

I love you all.

No seriously.

I LOVE ALL OF YOU EVEN TWIG AND GHOSTIE BECAUSE AGH I HAVE FEELINGS.

7/19/2012 #19
nathan-p

I guess it's your birthday or something, idk. Happy birthday?

7/19/2012 #20
Lightfall

As mentioned about three thousand times in previous birthday threads, I am shit at these.

So, happy birthday, eat cake or something. Idk. Party hard if that's what you like.

awkward signoff here~

7/19/2012 . Edited 7/19/2012 #21
MusicIsMyGame
agskdlkf LOLCANADA I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY UNTIL I SAW THAT COLTON THE HORNY HORSE BLOG AHHH I STARTING CACKLING WHILE MY FRIENDS WERE WATCHING CONAN sjdkghld i can't

anyway here's the mushy stuff that i actually wrote like 3 months ago in a strange bout of sappiness cause i luv u 6eva --

Rowan claims to be soulless, but I don't believe her. You tolerate my Canada and horse jokes, and never hesitate to tell me "shut up, whore." xD Even when you're being an idiot you make me giggle. Actually, I remember making fun of your stupid when I first came to D14, because I was a fearless little twit who likes to tease. I think you may have been one of my first friends after coming to D14, actually. Ah, that was when I thought you were "sweet." Note to self: never judge a person based on the BS in the reg thread. Anyway, you are the bestest horse-dating Canadian I know and I will never ever get tired of the Colt jokes. Ever. Even when you two are married and have centaur babies and grandbabies.

Happy birthday to half of the famous duo- The Moose and the Horse: STARCROSSED LOVERS OF DISTRICT ONTARIO!

ahaha I'm still so proud of that line, no regrets

but really tree girl i love you to Canada and back and i have all the feels even though we've only known eachother for... 6 months next Wednesday! and yeah i could keep going but now there's a lump in my throat so HAVE FUN EAT CAKE AND DoN'T HAVE HOT hORSE SEX BECAUSE YOU WILL GET pREGNANT AND DIE. now here, take some plastics. ♥

7/19/2012 #22
videodrome

Hai Roquana.

I know that I'm just an annoying newb, and that I'm two days late, but I hope you had a fabulous birthday, and that you got some illegal sex from your horse boyfriend.

TELL HIM MAGGIE SAID HAI.

Just kidding, don't. He'll think you're mental, then he'll break up with you, and then there'll be no more bestiality jokes to be had.

So yeah, I'm getting off track. Happy birthday, and many happy returns.

7/21/2012 #23
Her.Royal.Cheesyness

Yeah this is really late but happy birthday Rowan hope you had a great day and insert mandatory horse/Canada joke here.

7/22/2012 #24
Lostliveson4eva

Still one of the best titles. I got first post last time, and again this time ha.

Well, a happy birthday is in order.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROWAN, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY YET FOR MY TIME ZONE. BUT I GUESS I'LL LET IT SLIDE.

I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and that I'm not the only one who posts in this thread. Hopefully you will use protection when Colt gives you his birthday sex (the title of the thread is Horse Dick On Your Birthday, Eh? after all).

Anyway, I love you so very much, Rowan. You are one of my best friends, and I hope you truly do have a happy birthday with lots of cake and presents. You're finally seventeen, so act like it. ;D

7/18/2013 . Edited 7/18/2013 #25
A Band Of Thieves

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLUT ♥ ily though but be careful today when using colton's jumbo marker ok

but really though have a nice birthday I guess

7/18/2013 . Edited 7/18/2013 #26
GlimmerIcewood
jumbo marker ok

ARE YOU EVER GOING TO LET THAT GO.

7/18/2013 #27
A Band Of Thieves

........

no

7/18/2013 #28
GlimmerIcewood

I hate you.

7/18/2013 #29
Toxophilite

Happy birthday Rowan!

You can buy R rated movies now! But you still can't buy cigarettes or porn which is a shame.

Hope you have a great day!

7/18/2013 #30
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