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Post those fill-in-the-blank thingys, or other questionnaires.

11/16/2010 #1
ThisMortalCoil

Preferred name: Nemesis

Favorite color: Green

If you could have anything right now… Some pasta

Favorite article of clothing: MY furry black boots

Have you ever been cut…? By what? Paper? Then yes, I have had many paper cuts.

If you could change anything about your appearance… A non-ingrown toenail on my right foot.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: None

Favorite number: 7

Half empty or half full? Of what?

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Crest.

Do you eat the apple peal? Yup. I care about my fiber.

Turkey or chicken Turkey.

Morning person or evening person Evening. I despise mornings.

Favorite thing about your appearance My normal toe-nail on my left foot.

Gummy worms? Heck yeah!

If you could be doing anything right now… Sleeping

Ever been in love? With a person or an object?

Siblings Two. Adopted brother and half-sister.

On my background… The USS-Enterprise D.

Pickles: HECK NO!

Guys in pink shirts… Are cool

What pajamas do you wear? Fuzzy blue PJ pants with polar bears, and a blue t-shirt with wolves

They're coming for you… Is it Wolf again?

Saxophone or trumpet TRUMPET!!!!!!!

Chocolate or vanilla Chocolate!

Ever worn your hair up? Everyday.

Least favorite smell Smoke

Favorite smell Freshly cut grass and rain.

When it rains… I sleep.

One word to describe yourself Huh?

One nice thing about the person who sent this I found it on Wolf's profile. I don't feel like embarrassing her right now.

Where are you? In the Milky Way Galaxy.

Boxers or briefs Eh?

What do you think of this questionnaire? Boring

Blondes or brunettes Blondes.

Favorite food Pie and toast. I love toast.

Married? No

Name of future child Michelle or Marcus.

Et tu, Brute? Poor, poor Caesar. Shakespeare is epic!

What does your Pen Name mean? It's a reference to the Borg and line spoken by Hugh in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "I Borg."

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? Ravenclaw. I have brains.

Color...

Hair? Dark blond

Eyes? blue-grey

If you had one super-power, what would it be? Transfiguration.

Do you have a special talent? Reading. I can process words really fast. I'm also good at music.

Do you like cheese? Yup.

Who is your favorite Disney character? Scar. BE PREPARED!

Favorite flavor of pie? Rhubarb.

Team... Smoothie!

Your favorite cartoon character? Leonardo

Who you are Your mom.

11/16/2010 . Edited 11/28/2010 #2
Do a Barrel Roll

Preferred name: Wolf

Favorite color: Blue

If you could have anything right now… Freedom

Favorite article of clothing: Anything not in tatters

Have you ever been cut…? Yeah

If you could change anything about your appearance… Something that would make me faster

Favorite alcoholic beverage: None

Favorite number: I don't really have a favorite number

Half empty or half full? As in...

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Colgate

Do you eat the apple peal? It's organic!

Turkey or chicken Chicken

Morning person or evening person Evening. The moon is pretty

Favorite thing about your appearance The "Harry Potter" scar that has been the figurative butt of some jokes

Gummy worms? Definitely!

If you could be doing anything right now… Flying

Ever been in love? In what way? If we're referring to romantic love, then no.

Siblings I count my closest friends as sisters, so six rather than one.

On my background… The TMNT

Pickles: The tiny ones are my favorite!

Guys in pink shirts… Vary

What pajamas do you wear? T-shirt and fuzzy pants

They're coming for you… My bad, Nemesis. You know my mindset can irritate most people.

Saxophone or trumpet No preference, though I'm buddies with a trumpet player

Chocolate or vanilla Depends on the occasion

Ever worn your hair up? Yes

Least favorite smell Beer

Favorite smell Christmas Cookies. They smell better around Christmastime

When it rains… I go out running.

One word to describe yourself Determined

One nice thing about the person who sent this Nice? Nemesis, nice? I'll be nice by not saying anything.

Where are you? My feet are on the ground but my head's in the clouds

Boxers or briefs Boxers are more comfortable, but briefs offer more maneuverability in tight spots

What do you think of this questionnaire? Shrugs

Blondes or brunettes Inside, I am a brunette

Favorite food Anything that begins with "p".

Married? I doubt it

Name of future child Zayne or Leo for a boy, maybe Blythe for a girl

Et tu, Brute?

What does your Pen Name mean? It's a mixture of "Spock" and "Optimus Prime." I'm nothing like Spock and a lot like Optimus at times.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? Gryffindor. I tend to spit in the face of darkness.

Color...

Hair? Dark blond

Eyes? Hazel

If you had one super-power, what would it be? Invisibility or flight

Do you have a special talent? People say I'm a natural at martial arts and things similar to it. It's a bit odd.

Do you like cheese? As long as I'm not constipated.

Who you are I am Spartacus!

11/20/2010 #3
Fishy Biscuits

Preferred name: Hayley. Or Fish, I guess. Either's fine.

Favorite color: Blue.

If you could have anything right now… A bath.

Favorite article of clothing: Right now? My dressing-gown. It's fluffy and warm! ^_^

Have you ever been cut…? Due to my clumsiness, yes. Several times. By things ranging from cheese graters to notebooks.

If you could change anything about your appearance… My oily, spotty skin.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Cider/Tequila/Smirnoff Ice/White wine/Apple sourz/pretty much anything other than beer or red wine. :P

Favorite number: 6.

Half empty or half full? I don't care - just fill it up!

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Aquafresh. Cos it's cheap!

Do you eat the apple peal? Yus. Cos I'm too lazy to peel things...

Turkey or chicken? Neither. I'm vegetarian.

Morning person or evening person? Evening person. Anyone who's seen me in the morning will back me up on this.

Favorite thing about your appearance: My eyes. ^_^

Gummy worms? Where?!?!

If you could be doing anything right now… Relaxing in a nice, hot bath. Or talking to my crush. ...Or both at the same time. ^_^

Ever been in love? Yes! *squee* I'm in love now! :D

Siblings: Regrettably, I'll have to own up to a little sister. And a little brother. Both free to a good home.

On my background… *blushes* Me and my crush...

Pickles? Depends what type...

Guys in pink shirts… ...clearly don't understand the rule about not washind whites with colours. ^_^

What pajamas do you wear? Old tracksuit bottoms and a scrappy top that I won't wear during the day.

They're coming for you… Again?! Dammit! *runs*

Saxophone or trumpet? Um... neither. My sister played the sax and my brother played the trumpet, so I'm afraid I've gone off both.

Chocolate or vanilla? If we're talking about ice cream, then vanilla.

Ever worn your hair up? I do most days. If I can be bothered.

Least favorite smell: Vomit.

Favorite smell: Freshly-baked bread, new shoes, or freshly-mown grass. Or possibly the aftershave my crush uses...

When it rains… ...you know it's a typical English winter. Or spring. Or summer. Or autumn. It's just typical England.

One word to describe yourself: Odd.

One nice thing about the person who sent this: I guess that would be Rani... She's awesome! ^_^

Where are you? In my nice, warm bed.

Boxers or briefs? Isn't that a bit of a personal question?? O_o

What do you think of this questionnaire? It's... rather strange, to say the least.

Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes ftw!

Favorite food: King prawn korma.

Married? Ha! I wish...

Name of future child: I don't want kids. They piss me off.

Et tu, Brute? Um... g'day Sheila! ...Oh, wait, you said 'Brute,' not 'Bruce'...

What does your Pen Name mean? Don't ask. It's a very long, complicated, and strange story, most of which makes absolutely no sense.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? Ravenclaw! And, being part of a Harry Potter uni society, I have actually been properly sorted!

Color...

Hair? Black.

Eyes? Dark brown.

If you had one super-power, what would it be? Either mind-reading or invisibility. Cos I'm nosey. ^_^

Do you have a special talent? Um... do you call being able to down a pint in 4.9 seconds a talent?

Do you like cheese? Yes! Cheese is epic!

Who you are: *blinks* You mean, you don't know??? *gasp*

11/22/2010 #4
Sanaryelle

Preferred name: Sanaryelle, Sana... Sana-san makes me feel all important and stuff.

Favorite color: Green.

If you could have anything right now… A cup of cocoa with mini marshmallows.

Favorite article of clothing: My Shakespeare tie - I kid you not.

Have you ever been cut…? All. The. Time. But nothing life-threatening.

If you could change anything about your appearance… Only one thing? Damn... Flatter tummy, I guess.

Favorite alcoholic beverage: Oh I'll drink anything. Smirnoff is a good club drink. Chardonnay for evenings. Beer for casual times at the pub. Martinis for restaurants.

Favorite number: 5.

Half empty or half full? Basically, am I a pessimist or an optimist? I vary it up a little

What kind of toothpaste do you use? Colgate.

Do you eat the apple peal? No, but I do eat the apple peel; it's yummy.

Turkey or chicken? Turkey, because I rarely get it.

Morning person or evening person? Evening. I usually don't wake up before 11.

Favorite thing about your appearance: I have to agree with Fish on this one; I luff my eyes.

Gummy worms? Absolutely!

If you could be doing anything right now… Sitting by a roaring fire with some hot cocoa and a fluffy blankie. (It's snowing outside :P)

Ever been in love? I don't think so. Though I've had a couple serious crushes.

Siblings: Older brother. He's a lawyer. :P

On my background… Some nature-ey pic with trees. I like trees.

Pickles? On burgers.

Guys in pink shirts… are a bit too out there for me.

What pajamas do you wear? Right now? Blue flannel ones with snowflakes on them. ^_^

They're coming for you… I knew it!

Saxophone or trumpet? Sax.

Chocolate or vanilla? Depends, but usually chocolate.

Ever worn your hair up? I used to. All. The. Time.

Least favorite smell: Smoke from a forest fire.

Favorite smell: Smoke from a bonfire, spaghetti sauce simmering on the stove, the outdoors after it rains, dusty old leather-bound books.

When it rains… is all the time. Usually I get my feet wet, which sucks. But if it's the nice, light, misty kind of rain I sometimes end up dancing outside. ^_^

One word to describe yourself: Eclectic.

One nice thing about the person who sent this: Rani? Hilarious!

Where are you? Sitting at my desk.

Boxers or briefs? You mean which do I wear or which do I prefer on guys? If the latter, then boxers.

What do you think of this questionnaire? Kind of random.

Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes!

Favorite food: Jap Chae.

Married? Not even dating. *sigh*

Name of future child: No friggin' clue.

Et tu, Brute? F*ck you, Caesar.

What does your Pen Name mean? An amalgamation of Sanar and Ryelle, names of the Clayr twins from Garth Nix's Old Kingdom Trilogy.

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? Many different places. I ended up in each House at least once. Mostly Ravenclaw, though.

Color...

Hair? Dark brown.

Eyes? Brown.

If you had one super-power, what would it be? Telekineses. Because I'm not lazy enough as it it.

Do you have a special talent? Hmm... playing musical instruments isn't very special. I can blow smoke rings! With a hookah.

Do you like cheese? I luff cheese!

Who you are: Bond. James Bond.

11/22/2010 . Edited 11/22/2010 #5
ThisMortalCoil

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1. Leonardo

2. Aragorn

3. Dr. Nicholas Rush

4. Rani

5. Obi-Wan Kenobi

6. William Riker

7. Wolf

8. Darth Vader

9. Captain Picard

10. Sirius Black

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Dr. Rush: (looks at plate of food in disgust) You call this food!? This is worse than the stuff on the Destiny!

Darth Vader: I thought that I tasted actually good.

Rani: That's because the dark-side clouds your taste-buds.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Rani: The Sewer or the Enterprise. That's a no-brainier. (The Enterprise. Duh.)

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

(Aragorn and Wolf are making out)

Sirius: What the heck!? (runs away)

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Darth Vader: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kills everyone. This dude has serious anger problems)

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Rani: (Is walking down the alleyway)

Dr. Rush: (jumps Rani) DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rani: (Easily knocks out Rush) It's not much of an accomplishment to be able to knock out Rush.

Wolf: (runs in panting) I'm here to save you Rani!

Rani: You're a bit late Wolf.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

(Everyone runs out of the burning building, screaming.)

Three has to marry either: Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Rani: Dude, I'm underage! These guys must all be in their forties! I want a lawyer!

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Wolf: (holding Aragorn in a chokehold) Give me the potatoes!

Obi-Wan: You are doing this because of potatoes?

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Rani: Beam me up, Scotty!

Picard: What the?

Leonardo: Where the heck did she go?

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Darth Vader: (storms into the church) This is an absolute outrage!

Wolf: Well, we didn't invite you because you would have probably scared away all the Jedi.

Rani: (Jumps on Vader and starts pounding on his helmet) DIE FISH!!!!!!!!

Wolf: Oh, and Rani thinks that you are Fish.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Riker: (eye's Wolf) Because she is insane!

Wolf: Come to me, my flying rabbit army of DOOM!

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Picard: (runs in panting) Sorry, I had to help out a Klingon vessel, then I had to defeat my evil clone, and then I ran into the Borg…

Wolf: Oh well, there's still cake left! (Vader runs by with Rani still on him)

Picard: What the?

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Obi-Wan: I do believe in fairies! I do, I do!

Picard: Ah! There are Borg stalking me!

Rani: This is even better than later night TV!

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

(Sirius's dead body lies on the floor) Aragorn: For Valor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

(Riker and Leonardo are handing off a cliff)

Riker: (shouts into comm) Enterprise, hurry up and beam us up!

Rani: Sorry, I was making some toast!

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Rani: I'll be back in a few hours. (goes to the local grocery store)

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Obi-Wan: (Is bleeding to death)

Picard: Picard to Enterprise, hurry up and get Dr. Crusher down here!

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Aragorn: (Is snoging Arwen in the corner)

Wolf: (Is eating pie.)

11/26/2010 . Edited 11/26/2010 #6
ThisMortalCoil

Evil-est Book/Movie Villain Awards:

Worst villain ever: Darth Vader (prequel trilogy). I loved Darth Vader from the original trilogy. But then in the prequel trilogy I was severally depressed. First off, he did perhaps one of the stupidest moves ever, and he was even whinny as a villain! Oh George Lucas, why did you have to desecrate one of the best villains ever?

Best villain ever: Sauron the Deceiver. Oh yes, we may make jokes about him and the Ring, but in the end he still is the best villain ever. Why? It's because he is truly evil without any redeeming qualities. He is a fallen angel, immortal. He has his own country and controls a devastating army. He is able to deceive even the Elves, and nearly does win in the end. He created the ultimate weapon: the One Ring, which can corrupt all.

Ugliest villain: Ursula. She's a giant talking octopus. Can you get any worse?

Most die-hard villain: Khan. Nuff said.

Most Mysterious villain: The Borg Queen. No one still really knows by what the heck she meant when she told Picard that she was present at the Battle of Wolf 395 and that Picard was thinking in "three-dimensional terms".

Random-est villain: Spot. Oh yes, he might be a cat, but be careful when Data asks you to take care of him. You just might find some claws imbedded in your skin.

Most manipulative villain: Palpatine. You have to give him credit. He took over the Republic from the inside, eliminated the Jedi, was the puppeteer in the Clone Wars, etc…

Stupidest villain: Moldred. I don't even think that he knows how to think independently. And come on, he manages to kill Arthur, but dies right after. Heck, he didn't even get to go to Avalon.

Funniest villain: Gollum. "My precious."

Trickiest villain: Shinzon. Well, he managed to take-over the Romulan Senate, developed a genocidal weapon without the Empire ever finding out. Was able to place a spy on the Enterprise fairly easily, kidnapped Picard easily, nearly destroyed the Enterprise and outwitted Picard at one point. Not mention he is practically Picard's evil twin.

The-villain-that-was-the-EASIEST-to-kill: The Wicked Witch of the West. As much as I love Elphie, she was the easiest villain to kill. A bucket of water, and then BAM she's dead. She is still epic though. Down with the Wizard!

Creepiest villain: Maleficent. Well, her name means evil-doer, she has devil horns, her evil plans are quite creepy, she is ranked as the #1 Disney villain.

Most villainous alien species: The Borg.One of the mostunique species, they will stop at nothing to achieve their goal."We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

Most stereotypical villain: Jacen Solo. He's pretty much a lame version of Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader with out being as whinny as Anakin was.

11/26/2010 . Edited 11/26/2010 #7
Do a Barrel Roll

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1. Raphael

2. Rani

3. Eowyn

4. Darth Vader

5. Wolf

6. Voldemort

7. Neville Longbottom

8. Shredder

9. Leonardo

10. Optimus Prime

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Shredder: SO let me get this straight: You're a transvestite?

Eowyn: (Fingers sword) Why did I come?

Darth Vader: I threatened to destroy Middle-Earth and Earth if you two refused to come.

Eowyn: That's it! (Attacks Vader)

Shredder: Go ahead. I don't like Earth anyways.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Wolf: Voldemort has a house?!

(Goes to the Sewers)

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

(Neville and Rani are making out)

Optimus: (Autobot facepalm)

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

(The Shredder kills both of them. No one effs wit the Shredder, I guess)

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Wolf: (Is jumped by Darth Vader)

Darth Vader: where are those stolen plans, Princess?

Wolf: Princess? That's it. Bring it, fugly! (Damages Vader's respirator)

Rani: (Tackles Vader's unconscious body)

Wolf: Way to beat the dead hippogriff, Rani.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

(Building explodes)

Three has to marry either: Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Eowyn: Two are evil and one's a turtle. I'm out of here!

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

(Neville has his wand pressed to Rani's throat)

Neville: Fetch me the ficus, Wolf!

Wolf: You're strangling your girlfriend because you want a tree?

Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Eowyn: This is no man's fight! You have to be stronger! You have to be A WOMAN!

(Total war and butt-kicking session for everyone.)

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Shredder: (Bursts through chapel doors) Revenge is mine, vermin!

Leonardo: You just never die, do you?

Rani: Clearly not.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Voldemort: He killed my BFF.

Neville: Darn right I did, You-Know-Who.

Voldemort: And yet you can't even use my name...

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Leonardo: The Shredder struck back!

Rani: (Indignant) How? He crashed this party!

Leonardo: Not that Shredder! The other Shredder!

Neville: Too many Shredders! My head hurts! CONFUSION!

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Wolf: Sing with me!

Wolf and Leo: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie wo-orld!

(They both fall off the roof)

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

(Wolf died after falling off the roof)

Rani: (Glaring daggers at Leonardo) You're going down, Turtle Boy. That was dishonorable!

Leonardo: (Still drunk) Yous juss had to pull the honor card...

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

(Voldemort and Raphael and dangling off the edge of the cliff)

Voldemort: (Kicks Raph in the face) Goodbye, half-breed!

Raphael: (Throws a shurkien at Voldemort's back, striking home)

Voldemort: ...Oh crud.

(Both fall)

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Shredder: ...Well, we can always kill a random hiker or something.

Eowyn: That's just morbid.

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Leonardo: (Carrying Wolf to the Lair) This is all my fault!

Wolf: (Mumbling) Shut up, lame brain...I don't give a crud about your honor, mine's more important!

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Rani: Eh, not enough Ravenclaw for me.

Neville: Hey, she broke up with me...

11/27/2010 #8
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