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Aspiring Mythmaker

Every once in a while, you come across something so profound, so intelligent, or so absolutely absurd that it simply must be shared.

Now, there's a place for it. Display these vaunted words of wisdom or wackiness here, that all may bask in their glory.

2/3/2011 . Edited 2/3/2011 #1

The greater world is water,

The lesser world is land.

Out of moving vastness

Promontories stand.

Out of undulation

Heaves the firm sand.


The flood of moments, flowing,

Bears desire away;

Returning unto wideness

Distributable clay.

But not the hill of reason,

The mind's high play.


The greater world is water;

This little world is rock.

Beneath it subterranean

Sinews interlock;

And round it, silent, silent,

Wheels the invisible flock.

-The Tower by Mark Van Doren

2/3/2011 . Edited 2/3/2011 #2

"There is no such thing as an un-interpreted fact" - Paul Caulins ( My MA Thesis Advisor)

"I do not want a heart which when beating was not mine." -Anne de Grange (After her husband died in the 1600s on a voyage they brought his wife his heart)

2/4/2011 #3

I'm too frail to be tackled. Don't drink enough milk.


Be careful with him, he's a delicate flower and must be treated as such. XD

2/12/2011 #4
Ever Heard of a Dictionary

My name is Professor Wilder. I have a BA, a MA, and a PH.D. And I received a BJ from a double D.

--Van Wilder


2/13/2011 #5

"It doesn't need to look good, it just has to taste good. Anything is better than that cherry disaster she wears now"

~Rory's darling friend attempting to buy his girfriend lip gloss :P

2/14/2011 #6
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond

Math isn't evil; it's fun and perverted.

Ever heard of: "Subtract the clothes, divide the legs, add a bone, and hope you don't multiply."?


I think someone needed to quote this shit. 0D

2/14/2011 #7

Then you sir, do not know me well enough. Quite possible. It is also possible you haven't seen yourself clearly either.

~Swiss & Olly

2/20/2011 #8

Now listen up girl, with yo smileys and yo dainty little concrit. You ain't got what it takes to last here. You ever been fighting with a troll, one that won't make no sense no matter how much you beat it down with logic? You ever been on the last page racing tooth and nail against a dragon for the last post? Cuz if you ain't do that, you ain't got nuthin' here. So you just hang back with yo little smileys and yo small attempts, but when the big dogs get rough, you better know when to get outta the way. Cuz we're coming.

~Reason why I now love Stolloss

2/20/2011 #9

"little girls ftw"

How could I not quote this Rory? You sound like a pedophile here.

Source: conversation on Chaos's facebook wall

2/22/2011 #10

" I do not damn it!"

Rory's response to the above.^^

2/22/2011 #11
Ever Heard of a Dictionary

God, I love nearly all those meanings.

2/22/2011 #12
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond

Mandy K: *Discussing dogs*

Mandy K: I like pomeranian puppies.

Que Quieres Spyro Kid: They're adorabuhl!

Mandy K: I know!

Mandy K: And they won't be taller than me!

~Mandy and I in a YIM conversation. :D

2/26/2011 #13
Ever Heard of a Dictionary

Sal: I made a penis.

Mandy: *Sputters*

Sal: Cookie shaped like a penis!! COOKIE!!!! It's for Jen's bachelorette party.

Mandy: Oh, thank god. I'm not worried about your mental health anymore.

Sal: I left it at Jen's house and when we returned her finance blurted out "I ATE YOUR PENIS."

A friend and I in a Yahoo conversation.

2/27/2011 #14

*stoops* Sure thing, sonny.

*falls and breaks hip*

Myth in a conversation over IM.

3/9/2011 #15
Ever Heard of a Dictionary

So fragile, Myth~

Have you ever heard of the saying "If you don't got nothing nice to say don't say nothing at all."?

Indeed I have. Have you ever heard of, "A well rounded critique is often the most rewarding gift a reader can give ." It's on the review box. :)

A FFN member talking about a review of mine and myself, respectively~

3/9/2011 #16

Me: "Hey Dad, is a kilobyte smaller than a megabyte?"

Dad: "Yeah, and a byte is smaller than that. You know what's smaller than a byte?"

Me: "A nibble?"

He thought that was funny. :P

3/13/2011 #17

"Love and loyalty run thicker than blood."

~ Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

3/20/2011 #18
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond

What?! Could this BE?!? Does Mandy lack a snarky comeback?!?! OH LORD!!! 2012 IS HERE!!! :O :O

XD I'm having a...uh...really weird conversation on Skype. So yeah. xD;

*gasp* And now she uses poor excuses too! Oh, villainy! Blood! What has The Order come to?!

Chaos, Mandy, then Chaos again... for the win~!

3/28/2011 #19

God help me (my name here), I'll be layin on my death bed and you'll be pokin me with a stick. And I'll say "Take me away Jesus, so I don't have to be poked with a stick".

The conclusion to a hilarious conversation with my Mom. XD

3/29/2011 #20

So we had this weird conversation today about how one of my friends is a gold digger in WoW and it ended with the work song from Snow White to which I said:

"If I wanted to relive my childhood, I'd have the decency to do it in the privacy of my own home."

Don't let your Disney show in public. XD

3/31/2011 . Edited 3/31/2011 #21

"No! I will not be your little... creature of darkness! Go away!"

My sister. Isn't she lovely? She didn't want to be my gremlin. :P

3/31/2011 #22

I lost you at umbilical cord.

So did my mom.

Cliff and Jordan at the end of a conversation on appendixes of all things.

4/6/2011 #23
Ever Heard of a Dictionary

A student comes to a young professor's office.

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and looks at his pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean...anything."

He returns her gaze, "Anything?"

"Yes, anything!"

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you...study?"

This is win.

4/22/2011 . Edited 4/22/2011 #24

Oh, now you're Jesus, too?

My real name is Ten ways to spoil the last supper.

Lumi and Ten, it's impetus for artistic expansion... or something.

4/24/2011 #25
Volim te

Can I go to the restroom?

*smiles* I don't know, can you?

Look, I was using 'can' as a verbal modifier asking for permission. But since you're such a shitty teacher, I bet you don't know that. So may I use the fucking bathroom?

...Sure, let me sign your planner. And watch your mouth!

Fuck off, I graduate next week.

My teacher and a senior in our class. It was Senior Prank Day so he thought she kidding.

5/4/2011 #26
Aspiring Mythmaker

When you give someone a lamp with The Devil in it, you don't say "Oh, be careful, it's a little dangerous." You say "Here's a lamp, and IT HAS THE DEVIL IN IT!"

Noah Atweiler (aka SpoonyOne) of Final Fantasy VIII

5/22/2011 #27
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond

How big is your hard?

yard is...I don't know.

I don't know how large my hard is though.

Myth and Swiss, from the chat~

6/28/2011 #28

I hate you.

I love you, too~

♥ ~rawr~

Me&Ten like a true Hubby&Wifey. :P

7/11/2011 #29

Rory believed Chaos lived in South America.

I don't have the exact wording as I forgot about this thread until just now, but it was in an argument over how much she had a crush on someone.

7/24/2011 #30
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