You've asked why I put up with it, why I let Solo sail through our assignments, flirting with any attractive woman he comes across, and keeping himself fresh as a flower while I get slapped around, tied up and dropped into vats of whatever disgusting stuff Thrush has on hand. That is a very good question. I suppose it goes back to when we first worked together.

A cake, a cottage...a puzzle?

Illya is stressed about creating a new menu for Taste. When Napoleon suggests a road trip, it seemed like a good idea. Funny thing about good ideas...

The first time Napoleon meets Illya, he's unconscious in an alley, soaked to the skin. (I couldn't think of a title. So I ended up thinking of 'wet cats and Americans go out in the midday rain,' as a variation on 'mad dogs and Englishmen...' Also, because this is from Napoleon's POV I use Americanisms like 'second floor' for first floor.) Gen. Rated 12.

Napoleon and Illya are assigned to avert a tragedy at the 1967 Easter Central Park Be-In in New York City. A story for the livejournal Man From Uncle Easter egg challenge. Gen. Rated 12.

A sequel to Summit Five Affair. Who will be the new Section 1 head? Illya is worried about the answer. Written for the Poetry Challenge in LJ

What is it about all those legs? Written for the LJ Poetry Challenge

There are times when it takes a good friend to help you see the forest for the trees.

Napoleon and Illya are dead tired after completing a tedious mission and on their way back to New York city they stop at a diner for a break and some food.

Sometimes the answers aren't as important as the questions. Written for the poetry challenge

A flier recruiting spies sends Solo, Kuryakin, Slate and Kittridge to investigate.

Ficlets in a range of genres, some funny (I hope), some serious.

A spy being spied on is ... disturbing.

Napoleon and Illya take refuge in a safe house to escape an on coming blizzard. This redux was inspired by yet another snowstorm here. Mother Nature is making up for lost time this month

PicFic is back, and you can find this story with the photo prompt on AO3.

Napoleon and Illya discuss Ash Wednesday

Solo and Kuryakin are tasked with escorting a young American woman who is the sole heir to be crowned the next ruler of a small European principality. You can also read this story over on AO3 under mrua7 (my other user name)

Written for MFUWSS challenge, Scratching an Itch. Napoleon has one and needs relief.

Co written with Gypsyredneck. Napoleon struggles to find his place in Jackson and at Taste. Part of the Foothills series

THRUSH super-weapon on a Caribbean island. Illya endures torture at the hands of an evil blond enemy. And he thinks Napoleon has been killed by the THRUSH weapon. Napoleon is nearly fired for wanting to go rescue his partner. The aftermath.

Illya considered the unthinkable for Taste. Mild slash Suggested by Redd2Sun.

Another New Year's Eve on the job brings deep introspection to Napoleon

Trapped in a freezing cell, Illya is ill, and Napoleon recounts his first Christmas to try to pass the time. Later, Illya tells Napoleon about his first Christmas.

Napoleon and Illya are both willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for their respective partner at Christmastime

What is home to Illya Kuryakin? He isn't sure, but Giles is there to help. Written for the 14 Fics of Christmas