This is the alternate universe for Backflip Woman as a 16-year-old student in high school. No flames or bad reviews allowed and would be reported.

What happens on the ice skating rink after-hours stays in the ice skating rink after-hours.

Requested by retro mania. It seemed like a perfectly wholesome get together at first, but when Mr. Peanut gets a little too curious, he finds he may have stuck his nose somewhere it doesn't belong! Based on the 2005 Mastercard commercial "Icons". I'm so sorry.

A one-shot about a humanized version of Green (M&M). Based on her first commercial.

Snuggle Bear goes to the park. There he meets a man who is not in a state of happiness. Snuggle wants and tries to make him feel better.

With a new threat in Ronald McDonald's life, he and his friends are sent to Siren's Island. There, they become acquainted with the land's sole inhabitant, the beautiful siren known as Astraea. But at a romance blooms between her and the clown, a great deal of chaos will ensue. (RonaldMcDonaldxStarbucksSiren, The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, also has dozens of other mascots)

Commercials for Kraft Unicorn Shapes staring the unicorn depicted on the box. Will she ever get her macaroni and cheese?

In crunchitized screenplay format.

The red M&M and the yellow M&M go see a movie.

Merger of the "Febreze" commercials Josh and Karl's rooms. Their usual study date takes a surprising turn as both boys get down and dirty.

Geico commercial funny poem.

A double-drabble continuation of the hilarious Geico "Blind Date" commercial. My old name here was ProLiferChelle.

A series of adventures and slice-of-life happenings of Ronald McDonald, The Starbucks Siren (named "Astria" in this series), and many other mascots as they go through many aspects in their lives over the years.

In this one night, Patrica Cook experiences a never ending spiral down into her inner thoughts that she may never wake up from. Is it all a dream, or is something sinister behind her never ending decent down into her mind.

In throat-soothing screenplay format.

When moving to Masco, Ronald McDonald did not know what to expect. Eventually, he would make new friends along with finding a love interest. However, a hidden secret could mean disaster for him and many others.

Archie was the mascot of Scotch Video Tapes, he can travel throughout time but where is he now?

Need I say more?

An ad for an ideal episode of Pokémon the Series: Sun & Moon—Ultra Adventures that, in my opinion, would help bring closure to fans who were/still are upset over Ash losing the Kalos League finals in Pokémon: XY&Z.

A 1991 McDonalds Commercial with a satirical 2017 reboot.

Requested Fanfic. TV commercial from the 60's given a update starring the Muppets...before they were known.

[Challenge de Mars 2017 – Collectif NONAME] Une chanson des Killers retentit dans un bar. Trois points de vue sur ce qui peut bien survenir par la suite.

If you read the title correctly, than you've probably guessed what this story is about. And that I'm one of those people who think that its unfair that the kids don't let him have any Trix cereal. Well in this story, we'll just see if he gets some.

Ficción de personajes reales. Lo que sucedió en la ultima gala de la segunda edición de "Tú sí que vales", contando el beso de Risto a Corbacho(pasó de verdad) y cómo Risto se quitó después su aparente coraza de hielo ante su amigo para descubrir una de sus multiples facetas.-Esto último es completamente producto de mi imaginación. "Tú sí que vales", donde todo es posible...

It's so nice to finally enjoy some of your own, delicious cereal on a beautiful day with no annoying kids to ruin it for you.