[CRACK!FIC] Ianto sprains his ankle on alien tech (because of course he does), and Torchwood descends into chaos faster than you can say "Owen, that's not a coffee grinder, that's a Judoon police badge." Featuring the world's first coffee machine court martial, some very confused Japanese tourists, and Jack Harkness's strategic retreat behind a locked office door.
Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Published: 12/30/2024 - Jack H., Gwen C., Owen H., Ianto J. - Complete