On reflection, Australia might have been a mistake. On the one hand: there were more bare, juicy necks walking around than The Count could shake a fang at. On the other: the air was too hot, the sun shone too long and too much, he couldn't understand the accents, and the local wildlife had bigger fangs than he did. Which is why when Vlad summons him back to the UK, he goes!
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