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Joined 08-03-01, id: 100016, Profile Updated: 06-19-09
Author has written 21 stories for Escaflowne, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Matrix, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Stargate: SG-1.

All stories with the exception of "Complications" are now complete. "Complications" is probably going to be a collection of snippets from the alternate reality I created from "Changing History," so it will be updated randomly.

I'm currently in the upper levels of college, and won't get around to writing anything for awhile (sorry), though you can expect the random snippets from on occasion.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the stories I have posted, as terrible as most of them are, and feel free to drop me a line anytime if you need a beta for any of the categories I write in, Naruto, Fushihi Yuugi, Fruit Baskets, and many others.

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Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 2,713 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8849 - Favs: 12,474 - Follows: 9,517 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Lost Talisman by Chianna reviews
Chapter 17 UPDATED Movieverse. Some new mayhem as Alex and Lara take on a Incan tomb together. Lara must find the talisman before drug kingpin Julius Sosa finds it and subjugates the world. Bryce & Hillary along too.
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,802 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Lara Croft, Alex West
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sing A Lullaby by Cev reviews
UPDATE Dec 15, Chp 20 is up. Hitomi and Van's hormones present a little gift for Hitomi...or her womb, rather. Hitomi is forced to take care of this on her own, until she's back on Gaea, with Van fighting to get back Hitomi and his son!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,844 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Hitomi K., Van F.
Final Mission Status by Zapenstap reviews
To buy time for the Preventers to organize a strike against a deranged terrorist, Relena must participate in a mission. For one week, in a house wired with cameras, Relena must pretend she is married... to Heero Yuy.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Charmed Curses by Lady Geuna reviews
What if James Potter wasn't killed on Halloween, 1981? Voldemort devised the perfect punishment for his insolence. A curse that would cause James more pain than the Cruciatus Curse could ever. Harry. James. Marauders, Snape, etc...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 216,258 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 2/10/2002 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Flightlessness by EvilBunny reviews
Heero's on a mission. But when he stumbles into a shattered girl's garden sanctuary, she may change everything he thought he knew. Wings aren't always a blessing, and now he must protect her not only from her past, but his own military as well.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,846 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Relena P., Heero Y.
A Weekend to Remember by Carebear-chan reviews
For Hilde's birthday, Relena gave her an antique amulet. The two of them then mistakingly made a wish on the amulet while Hilde was wearing it. Now, they, along with two others, are in for a weekend they'll never forget. Chapter 2 NOW REVISED
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,943 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/13/2001 - Heero Y., Relena P.
To Walk Through Fire by Brighid reviews
AU A secret is revealed that could change the lives of Sirius and Harry. Warning some implications of child abuse. No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,576 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 7,524 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Learned by Heart, Kept in Mind by Karibou reviews
COMPLETE! Prequel to Reap. Stranded on a remote alien world, Colonel O’Neill and Major Carter have to use their wits to stay alive. Their search for a way home leads them to other discoveries along the way. Warning: SHIP AHEAD. Rated for mature scenes.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,192 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Oh the Places You'll Go... by Malena reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!!! What would have happened if Sirius hadn't gone looking for Peter that fateful Halloween night. What if they hadn't caught Sirius and charged him with the betrayal of his two best friends… What if they had never found Harry…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,937 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Nobody Said It Was Easy by CinderellaxVan reviews
(VH) A new breed of soldier is out, the Hybrids. But that's not the only thing troubling the seeress from the Mystic Moon, his heart is taken, unfortunately by someone worthy. Will fate begin to break down the walls of reality to bring back destiny?
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,178 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Van F., Hitomi K.
Living in Black and White by Firefox reviews
AU--Instead of going off to the Dursley's Harry Potter is raised by his Godfather, who is fleeing from dementors under the charge of the murder of... Harry Potter! Now both are on the run, but when Harry runs into Ron...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Dying Angel by LelaStar reviews
After months of being beaten by Vernon Harry is in the care of Snape and the Slytherins. After all he has been through, will Harry ever be the same person again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,514 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/4/2002
What Will Come, Will Come by RowanRhys reviews
ON HIATUS. Gen. Harry Potter finds the summer after his Fourth year is nothing like he expects... An answerfic to Severitus' Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,537 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 5/14/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Never Alone, Never Again by Bored Beyond Belief reviews
Harry's holiday reaches it's lowest point. Will Harry finally be able to have the kind of love everyone else seems to take for granted? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 270,482 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Necessary Arrangement by Iryl reviews
Heero's mother is coming for Christmas and she thinks he has a wife! HYxRP Pure fluff. Rated for innuendo and brief nudity. **Chapters fixed April 2008.**
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Heero Y., Relena P. - Complete
Hidden Beneath by Adah reviews
Harry left the wizarding world ten years ago, to escape what happened. Now he's in England, and a collision between his old world and his new one is near.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,508 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Complete
Stealing Time by ceridwen-amyed reviews
AU: What if Nini hadn't let the cat out of the bag about our favourite couple to the Duke? *UPDATE CHAPTER 5*
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,932 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 5/2/2002
The LongHaired Fellowship Member Who I Love by Purple Polo aka God reviews
Yes - he's got long hair. He kills orcs. He protects the ring and he has braids. I love him. You may believe you do too . . . but all may not be as clear as you think, dear reader . . . oooh, the mystery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2003
Fates Intercepting by Uruviel Elensar reviews
Everyone writes stories about how Harry's parents miraculously come alive, or how he goes to a different universe where they are there. But in this fanfic, its L&J that are coming into his world. *Chapter 2 uploaded*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Harry P., James P.
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Changing History reviews
What if Yoda and Obi Wan were desperate for any help the force could offer? What if that help came from the future? How would it effect the course of the Star Wars history?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,955 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/30/2002 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Complications reviews
A semi-sequel to my story "Changing History," but it can be read as a stand alone. AU. "I can't forgive you."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Leia O., Luke S.
Pedestal reviews
She wasn't made of glass.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Leia O. - Complete
Drifting Destiny reviews
Takes place starting in Episode 24. What if Van and Hitomi had kissed during that moment? How would it have changed things? Partially AU
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,996 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Van F., Hitomi K.
Innocence reviews
Spolier for Episode III. The final thoughts of one of the victims.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2005
Crystal Glass reviews
AU. Jack had never lived on Earth, and Sam observes him on an off-world mission.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2004
Sweet Silence reviews
Draco meets Ron on the shore of the Great Lake after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/5/2004
Let Go reviews
Everything that has a beginning has an end. Every reality meant to be blends into other realities. And if you don’t let go, the future lies in our forgotten past only to be condemned to repeat itself. (spoilers for revolutions)NT
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Trinity, Neo
Jack Be Gone reviews
This for PirateBlacksmiths fic 'Hangman's Alliance,' but it can be read in general.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2004
Constrained Tribulation reviews
AU. What happens when the Merovingian successfully manages to capture Neo in Revolutions? What will Morpheus and Trinity do to get him back? (cowritten with Aquarian Wind)
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Trinity, Neo
Frodo Got Run Over By A Witch King reviews
This is a parody with 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer' Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Frodo B.
Trapped reviews
One of my character's reflections on Commander Locke.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2003
Draco Omniscient reviews
Draco's views on the world around him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003
Come Back to Me reviews
Takes place a month after 'Reloaded' left off. major spoilers; Zion has fallen (in this story at least), and what's left of the crews are in shambles. Lots of Drama and Angst too.... Complete
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,512 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Neo, Trinity - Complete
Across the Black Sea reviews
Will has pirate blood, right? So why is he still a blacksmith? He's not.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2003
I am Not Obsessed reviews
A parody of Edgar Allen Poe's A TellTale Heart using the obsessiveness of Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2003
Fire's Passion reviews
What if a young boy's fate was linked to Anakin Skywalker? What if that boy had visions of the future? What do the Jedi really do on Thursdays?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 11/29/2002
Falling reviews
What was Frodo thinking inside of Mt. Doom?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
How do you live your life reviews
This is hard to explain. It started out as poetry and this what i ended up with. from Buffy's POV
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2002
A love that Altered Fate reviews
It's just a poem i did in my free-time
Escaflowne - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/7/2002
Going Back reviews
Hitomi goes back to Gaea and brings someone with her. Another war might be starting and our heroes are in the middle. How will they survive? In the process of being revamped, so don't read past chapter 1 for now.
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,321 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 8/25/2001 - Van F., Hitomi K.
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