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Joined 03-01-06, id: 1000234, Profile Updated: 01-07-08
Author has written 4 stories for South Park.

I'd shit bricks for these guys:

Brat-Child3 \ Faery Goddyss \ Life As A Billboard \ Seaouryou \ Zoshi the Confused \ style xx/

For lack of creativity:

Hop hop little bunny, fluffy funny bunny, jump jump little bunny, cuddly tiny bunny, run run little bunny, scared and anxious bunny, bang bang little bunny, bloody fuzzy bunny, die die little bunny, rigor mortis bunny, nah nah nah nah--naaaah nah. We got it.

I'm 15 and back with a vengeance!!

I'm black and Filipino (blackapino, perhaps?) and I like slash. I love chocolate icing and my favorite thing in the world is false eyelashes cuz I can do it right without looking like a drag queen.

My real name is Taslim Garrett, a.k.a Tazz. Yes, I am woman. Graawr.

Furizzeal. (sound it out, dumbass)

I love slash, okay!? The only het I like: WendyCartman. And even then, do I like KennyCartman better.

Oh, and if you ever wanna make fanart for any of my stories, please tell me all about it! I'd love it!!! Is that the smell of, wow, it is! Shameless advertising! Yay!

I love Bunny (KennyxButters)!! Haha, one of my FANTASTICAL reviewers gave em that term! Thank you!

I also love: CraigTweek, Style, JoshTrent (as of NOW) and KennyKyle!!!

Current Projects:

Learning from Anne Frank: Yes, it is my daylight in the darkness! I like writing this because it can be random, and not have so much of a plot, ya know? But, the dates on the entries are all fucked up because of the whole time lapse in which my computer wasn't working.

The Umbrella Academy: One of my newer stories, it is angsty and it is StanxKyle. I have finally succumbed to the majority's main love. It'll be quite a few chapters, though, and updates won't come quickly. But with YOUR reviews, I can make it happen, neh? Neh!?

What the Fuck is Yellow?: I seriously don't think this story will ever see the light of day. I don't like where it's going, and I don't even think I have the files on my computer anymore. So, this shit is officially cancelled.

I'm out.

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Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Push Bang Click by style xx reviews
In which Kyle’s mother finally breaks him, and ‘I told you so’ would be the greatest relief of all. A strange, awkward [KyleCartman]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Learning from Anne Frank reviews
KennyxKyle, KylexKenny. Yeah, yeah. Jewish, and writing a journal. Same old story, right? But this isn't Auschwitz, and I have Cartman, not Hitler. Maybe, with my blonde perv and oblivious best friend, I'll end up on top, and not in some death camp. READ!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,742 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007
The Umbrella Academy reviews
StanxKyle KylexWendy. Your sanity is gradually stealing away. Faint, fleeting ribbons are all that keep us here, Stan. I promise, we can go together someday. He'll cry for you, Stan. You don't want that. Just, stay a while longer. I promise. Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Sugar Cookies and Smirnoff reviews
First SP fanfic! KennyxButters. Huh...Who knew they'd end up like this? Chapter 11 Up! Please REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,119 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006