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hmmmm lets see...stuff about me?

Name: call me Tori. thats what everyone else does

Age: 15

Height: um...taller than my friends and family?

Hair and eyes: brown. im so boring @_@

Sex: i refuse to pretend your asking for sex like the rest of my friends...im a girl

Likes: hmm...lets see. i like hanging out at my best buds house ( i practically live there xP), roleplaying, coming up with ideas to make alexis's life difficult ( and im pretty good at it too!) and also sitting on my ass and doing nothing ( which im also good at!)

Dislikes:no longer not like Zack ( we signed a treaty xP) but i do still hate my dog and the three new ones even if they are preety ( i put that jst to annoy you too buhddy) and i also still hate chocolate and stuff with milk in it -nods-

Random: I love questioning people but my best bud always makes me feel retarded for asking random questions.I life in front of a graveyardso if zombie's attack i will die first. kinda depressing when you think about it...My fave number is three. i have had arguments with myself...outloud...and lost...-gloom- i love with a burning passion trying to stand on one foot( i shall be able to do it one day!!) thats pretty much it i guess...toodels!

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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 461,886 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Behind the Silk Screen by eien-no-basho reviews
When a twist of fate brings the common born miko Kagome to serve Inuyasha, Emperor of Japan, will she be able to help him bring order to the country? Or will court intrigues and chaos tear the two and their nation apart? A historical romance.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 393,833 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clandestine Truth by Mikanis reviews
I wish that I could keep you in a precious Chinese box, On Sundays I would pray for you so it would never stop, I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep, I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep! BxMello MATURE
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Mello, BB
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 4,644 - Follows: 3,281 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
He Doesn't Understand by papercut ai reviews
Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Remnants of a Forgotten Dream by FFPA reviews
Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,502 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., T. Hitsugaya
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Experiment by KuroDark reviews
Madara has always been curious about homosexuality, and, so, he enlists his best friend to help him out with a little...experiment. One-shot. PeinxMadara. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
I Love The Way You Lie by Dark Promise reviews
MadaSaku. Part 1 is up. Beware, strong sexual themes. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Association by spopococ reviews
My eyes simultaneously fell on Cloud's fluent form and Zack's rigid reflection. I could see both of them at the same time. Something about that statement set off a spark of possibility that made very little sense to me." Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack. (UNDERGOING OVERHAUL. Please read A/N)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,184 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Life is not My Game to Play by CrownedInThorns reviews
Life is not a comedy, it is not a tragedy. It is something all its own, entirely controlled by fate. It is not his game to play. Fate has granted him with unmatched intelligence, is this life's only gift? MelloNear: There are never too many
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,580 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello, Near
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Mission Impossible by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
The rest of the Organization are getting fed up with Xemnas’ bad mood. Desperate for a break, they conspire to get him to loosen up a bit. Somehow, this includes secretly setting him up with an equally unsuspecting Saix…Uh oh. Chapter 10 up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 89,185 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Saïx, Xemnas
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
White Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
In the end, the dark knight got the princess and the dragons were overtaken by larger, more terrible dragons. Nine years later, a new cast of knights and princesses and dragons must try to finish what their predecessors couldn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,126 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi: The early years by knightchaser reviews
He was a dream come true for a stagnated clan. But what kind of a future does a savior born with cursed blood have? Especially with Madara, Fugaku, Sarutobi and Danzou pulling the strings. Itachi Uchiha's early life from 4 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 437,601 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Things Fall Apart by Digital Skitty reviews
-side stories to Dark Knight & White Knight- A collection of valuable insights to the inner workings of a shinobi's mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,313 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Of Music by Mikanis reviews
Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,951 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - L, Light Y.
Dark Knight by Digital Skitty reviews
Once upon a time, there was a world where the dragons were noble and the white knight was a demon. Where the princess falls in love with the dark knight, and they help to take down their own kingdom. And where the dragons aren't vanquished in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 515,531 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2007 - [Deidara, Sasori] [Hinata H., Neji H.] - Complete
Twisted Hearts by Eternal fire1 reviews
“Marry me.” Kagome's eyes widened. “I…I don’t love you.” She said weakly. If Sesshoumaru could have laughed, he would have. “Stupid miko.” He said. “This is not about love. This is merely business. SessKag SM IK The rating is only for the ending
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,384 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Dear ScaryLeadersama, by Fiane reviews
Tobi writes a very nice application letter to the Akatsuki... ONESHOT CRACKFIC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Day Of The Missing Edgy by Nostalgic-Romance reviews
Matt's precious Edgeworth better know as his favorite of 4 DSs is missing! Poor Matty boy! T for language. Mello you potty mouth : No pairing. One shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Waiting Room by Sherrri reviews
Mello waits for Matt at the dentist's office. Randomness and a magazine quiz ensue. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Pink! by Jedi Master Bag reviews
Mello insults Matt's manliness, but worst of all, his PSP. Thus, Matt sets out to make a point to his best friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Fun With Akatsuki by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Babel Braid by Underwater Owl reviews
Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth." But some things are always true, and one of them was that none of them could ever be God.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Baby, It's cold outside by Mikanis reviews
I swore I'd never write one, but here's some fun with L and Light. Slight OOC, but no warnings to speak of. The image of this just wouldn't go away. Just for fun. I really can't stay, Baby it's cold outside, I've got to go away, But Baby it's cold outside
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Welcome to Wammy by Mikanis reviews
Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,696 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Mello - Complete
Mimicry by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. To utilize another person's skills of reasoning, one must create conditions in which such thought processes can occur, Light reasons. And that is how he found himself huddled in a chair, wearing L's clothing. No pairings. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Freaky Friday by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
It’s time. The day every Organization XIII member fears. It’s time…for Saix’s monthly rabies shots! COMPLETED
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Saïx, Demyx - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Violins, Light by Mikanis reviews
L has a second addiction. Light has a plan that's going to get him killed. When everything falls apart, the road is set to take a different path. How far astray can these two go before something breaks? My first DN fic, learning the boys. Sequel is better
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,398 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Let Me Get That by sharingank reviews
If Tobi wanted to bake a cake, fine, but he shouldn't have dragged Deidara into it, too. DeiTobi oneshot. Rated T for mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Butterflies by FastForward reviews
Spring has come to Konoha, and Genma is determined to catch the first butterfly of the season. But what happens when an angry Shino doesn't like Genma's little plan? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
The Challenge by FastForward reviews
A compilation of oneshots with specific characters in situatiations given by readers. You'll get it once you read the first 'chapter'. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,532 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Thunder Thighs by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke and Kabuto have had one too many late movie nights... Implied SasuNaruSasu and OroKabu, but it's easily ignored.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Creatures of the Night by FastForward reviews
Are you paranoid? Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you? Following you? Wanting you dead? What if you weren't paranoid? What if it was real? NaruSasu Vampfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,732 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 202 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Gaara Gets Hiccups by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of Gaara Gets... is the cutest yet, as Gaara is infected with hiccups and must ask his Konoha friends for their methods of curing them! Will he get rid of them or go crazy first? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Happy Birthday, Naruto by FastForward reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, but everyone knows it's also the day Kyuubi attacked Konoha, and they lost Yondaime. Can his birthday truly be celebrated? YES! CAUSE WE LOVE HIM!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pick up! Brothers Week of Bonding by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Sequel to The Games We Play. Temari's gone away and left Kankurou and Gaara to their one devices. Will they behave themselves? Pffft. Not a chance with Kankurou around! Gaara do your best not to be corrupted! Temari's due home a little early!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro
That's Why I'm Seme by FastForward reviews
GenmaRaidou oneshot about why Genma is seme and Raidou isn't. Just think of the insanity!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Smiles by FastForward reviews
One thing you can always count on from Iruka is his smiles. He always smiles. ALWAYS... Right? Oneshot, Implied KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
A very Gaara Christmas by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Gaara does something he really shouldn't have on Christmas eve, and starts off an unstoppable chain of events! I know it's nowhere near christmas, but whatever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Harmony by antagonistic reviews
Nara Shikamaru, genius concertmaster of the renowned Konoha Kokou orchestra, hates rock. Sabakuno Temari, talented bassist of punk rock band Sabaku, doesn't understand classical music. Two people, two complete opposites.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,104 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Makeup and Ketchup by Zidra reviews
Itachi ran on the rooftops like there was no tomorrow, muttering soothing words towards the boy: “Whatever you do, stay far away from the light, don’t go near it, DO YOU HEAR ME SASUKE! Stay away from the light!”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nail Polish by Digital Skitty reviews
Once in a long while, Deidara can wrangle up a few members... so they can all paint their nails together! Only this time, he has a question for his danna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sai Doesn't Approve by Fiver-dono reviews
Sai just doesn't understand. [Neji, Sai, Naruto, Lee]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Neji H., Sai - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Deal with Gaara by Notorious George Weasley reviews
Better than the title suggests. GaaraxTheBoys. It's a funny little one piece of how the girls fear gaara and how the boys LOVE him. I recommend you read it. it's kind of hard not to laugh at it. Rated for brief descriptions
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Misunderstanding by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic about Genma. What happens when Genma loses his cool because someone insulted Raidou?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Picture Perfect by Melfina Lupin reviews
Temari thinks of a way to get her brothers to take a picture.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
MASK by FastForward reviews
Series of oneshots about the six people in Naruto I believe wear masks. Can you guess which six?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Forever by FastForward reviews
A oneshot about the Tokubetsu Jônin training to become Tokubetsu, and a little broken promise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Hayate G., Genma S. - Complete
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4813 - Favs: 5,829 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Pulsate by Odyssion reviews
It's a little game Kakashi likes to play, counting the heartbeats of his victims before they died.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Christmas Present by pickle-san reviews
A strange Chrismas Eve[slash] morning[slash] afternoon with Sasuke and Itachi. itasasu, kinda fluffy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 5,235 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Please Knock by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Morning Rituals by Kawaii Yoshi reviews
Get up, wash your face, brush your teeth…and listen to an argument between a crazy teenage puppeteer and an insomniac killer? Some morning ritual…slight humor and sweetness between our three favorite sand siblings!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete