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Joined 03-02-06, id: 1000522, Profile Updated: 07-14-09
Author has written 20 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Name: Rachel

Age:14 1/2

State:Texas

Sex: Girl, duh!


Wierd Conversations with Random Friends

I'm sitting at lunch, I breack my fork...

Friend: "Hey, that looks like bat man!"

Other friend: "Hey Rachel, go get some napkins."
I come back with 6 napkins...

Friend: "Tie it to the fork."

ME: "Look its Bat man!"

Other friend: "Scince when was bat man white?"

Friend: "Look its Bat fork!"

CHINKEN DANCE TUNE

"REMIMBER BAT- FORK"

Anthor strange conversation going to the dance bus:

Me: "Did you know that dirt is gay?"

Friend: "What?"

Me: "Yeah., and rocks are lesbeans, and grass is..."
Friend: "Let me guess, is bi?"

Me: "YEP!"

Another wierd conversation from 10/5/06:

Bored conversation during Creative Writing:

(fake cell diels 666)

Me: This is Devils INC. I'm Cindy...What up?

Chelsey: Hi, I'm here to sell my soul.

Nikki:(in freaky voice) Cindy who is it?

Me: Some kid who wants to sell her soul.

Chelsey: How much can I sell it for?

Me: Whats your name?

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Don't insalt the customer!

Me: Whats your age?

Nikki: (Freaky voice) You can't ask that!

Me: Whats your sex?

Chelsey: I have that lots! (Yeah we know)

Me: No I mean your gender, you know what you are...

Nikki:(Freaky voice) Stop, your going to insalt the costamer!

Chelsey: I just want some jell-o!

Nikki:(Freaky voice) how much is she willing to sell it for _?

Me: Shut up! How much are you willing to sell it for?

Chelsey: I just want some jell-o.

Me: She just wants some jell-o.

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Tell her shes out of her leage.Also your fired, so go to the dungon!

( fake cell diels 666)

Me: (Sing song voice) Hello! And welcome to Devils INC. How may I help you?

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Ouit it Betsy, we're going to lose our customer!

Chelsey: Hello, I'm Halie from Angels INC. -

Me: Uhh, I know nothing about the black market! I don't even work for it or anything!

(click)

( fake cell diels 666)

Me: (Sing song voice) Hello! Welcome to Devils INC. This is Betsy, how may I help you?

Chelsey: Hi, before you hang upI need to talk to you...I've looked at your paper work and well, now your elegble to join Angels INC.

Me: Are you serious? I can quit this awful job?

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Awful? I'm duckting your pay a year!

Chesley: We'll see you in Heaven soon.

Me: Yeah in like 5 seconds!

Nikki: (Freaky voice) Wait where are you going? Who said you cold leave? Nooooo!

Yeah, that was very long, and RANDOM! It just kinda happened, I don't remimber hwo we got on that. Oh well.


Hey, heres my fav. song!

We are, on fire, we have, desires, but one, is that way, one backstreet boy is
Gay.
And we dont want to be mean, since now hes a queen, dont ask please, which
Backstreet boy is gay?

Tell me who? aint sayin that its aj
Tell me who? aint sayin that its howie
Tell me who? I never wanna hear you say: which backstreet boy is gay?

Now I can see him, hes in womens clothes, but he dont need an iud, yeah,
He likes village people, hes playin croquet, his dog is a pekinese.
He is on fire, his back, prespires,
Wont say, wont say, wont say, whos gay!
Hes always sayin: aint nuthin but a butt-ache, aint nuthin but a friutcake,
Hes pickin up a souffl which backstreetboy is gay?

Ok, were all gay.

Hey,

this is a friendly reminder to my school freinds;

I will not crush on a guy this year, even the hot Mathew!

Deal? Good! Also I hope we have some same classes, and I will do every thing in my power not to bug you Vennessa! Or brag about how rich I am, or even mention money, and I'm getting my money ready to pay ya'll back!

Nikki, I wont start fights, or try to get you to take sides this year, I promise!

Also, do ya'll have any plans for the 8th gradebanqute? If not we could go as freinds.

Anime Freeks of the 8th Grade, UNITE!

We are now in ninth grade...Highschool!!


I'M WORKING ON A FEW STORIES FOR YA'LL!! 7.14.09

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Orochimaru's Therapy by Richi and Tainechi reviews
Just like the tittle says. Rated T for cussing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Aang's Last Wish by Elonie Kyle reviews
The Avatar is dying ant these are his last words. Please R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
I Hate Halloween by FEAR ME- for my name is Jimmy reviews
Sasuke hates Halloween. Her's why. R&R. Crack fic. Implided SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Baby's Daddy by firenation and love reviews
After Katara is raped by someone she doesn't know, she realizes she needs some sort of finnancial support for the baby. Her plan: to blame zuko for this all, until everything changes..UPTATE COMING TOMMAROWWWW! the 11th
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,857 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006
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Endless Love
It's a crackfic I'm telling ya'll so... be ready for random H!T lol so yeah you have been warned...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U.
What Can I Do, Who Shall I Love reviews
Its a torn heart over the two paring that everyone seems to like so much Zutara and Kataang, who will Katara choose...I have no clue, and I'm the creator...mewhahahahaha!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Katara, Aang
Love? reviews
Who dose Zuko love? cAN ANYONE ANSWER THAT!Second chapter up!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Breaking Up With You reviews
Zuko is having girl friend problems at a christmas party, so...yeah!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Zuko - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
When Katara becames one of the most wanted on Azula's wish dead list any and every solder is on gard to calputer her, untill she comits siside, or dose she, any way she leaves Aang a presous basket coverd with a blanket, but Aang loses it, will he ever fi
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Aang
Changes Under the Silver Moon! reviews
It's about a spell put apon one of the friends that draws the other gender near. The only way to break it is for there true love to kiss them, only who do they love?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Aang, Katara
Facts of Avatar reviews
My Friend and I wrote this, hes very wierd, and like the owl, I don't know why.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Monday's Blue Song reviews
iT'S A SONG ABOUT nARTUO
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love and War reviews
A poem of Love, and war, and broken hearts.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Katara In Pain reviews
Katara's thinking in her mind about how her life is with Aang just as 'friends'.Hope you like...and please R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Katara - Complete
Haters reviews
Avatar poem about an inter feeling
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Good Bye My Love reviews
Avatar Poem w kataang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Katara, Aang - Complete
My Sister's Wedding reviews
Will Aang and Katara ever get merryed, or will the evil Azulawho roxwin, and whos that strange mysterous person in all black, and why is shehe lercing in the shadows?sorry about taking it off, I had to give ya'll the better copyies!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Aang, Katara
Just Like Last Time reviews
Harry And his family are under attack, just like when he was a baby. But will his Daughters suffer like he did, or will Hermonie save them all from a horrible doom? Also, who is the attacker now, is it Voldermolt, or a new, but kinda old enimey?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Let Me Go reviews
A day where Katara dies, and Aang gose crazy! Trust me this story is just paline wierd!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Aang, Katara
Enchanted Beauty reviews
A box places the main, and some not so main charactors in the main places of the stories:Ella Enchanted, and Sleeping Beauty. But how can they trun thier lives back normal? Read to find out.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Aang, Katara
The Beginning! reviews
This sounds like something from the very first epi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Katara - Complete
Looking Through reviews
Its an Avatar poem, what do you think.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
You Win Some And Lose More! reviews
A poem of Sokka and his new lover, but will she love him back? Read to find out!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Sokka - Complete
She Said She Hates Me reviews
A poem was written for Katara After a big fight between the cople.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Katara, Aang - Complete