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Joined 03-02-06, id: 1000642, Profile Updated: 07-10-11
Author has written 10 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Naruto, Phantom of the Opera, and To Kill a Mockingbird.

Table of Contents(that's how long my profile is XD)
1. Funny quote list
2. kool quote list
3. My anime/manga list
4. List of random favorite things
5. limmericks
6. My "if you have ever..."s

Well, I'lljust puft a nice little list of quotes here! (some of them are grouped together 'cause they happened right after one another and u need them both to see why they're so great.) Oh, and some quotes aren't exact word for word, but they still give they whole point of itf.

"If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously over-looked somfething."#
"If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway."
"No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up."
"You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet."
"You will always find something in the last place you look."
"You will never find something in the last place you look. Instead, it will be in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt."#
"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening."
"Where patience fails, force prevails."
"Any time you put an item in a 'safe place', it will never be seen again."#
"When you see light at the end of the tunnel, the tunnel will cave in."
"Being dead right won't make you any less dead."
"Traffic is directly proportional to how late you are, or are going to be."#
"The probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of ones actions."#
"Anything that can go wrong, HAS gone wrong! You just haven't been notified."#
"If anything was worth doing, it would've already been done."
"An expert is just someone with an opinion and a word processor."
"Chaos always wins, because it's better organized."
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried."
"If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer."
"When something goes wrong, you will not find the find the answer in the instruction booklet, but someone else will."#
"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all worlds. The pessimist fears this is true."#
"1 Washer + 1 Dryer + 2 Socks = 1 Sock"
"Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying enough attention."
"If it looks good, tastes good, and feels good, there is something wrong, so be careful."
"Behind every little problem is a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way."#
"In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty."
"It is possible for everything to get dirty without anything getting clean."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. It usually takes three or four."
"The two must abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."#
"The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits."#
"Every problem is replacable with a bigger one."
"A knowledge of Murphy's Law is no help in any situation."
"If you apply Murphy's Law, it will no longer be applicable."
"Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little just to be funny."
Murphy's Laws
#: Proven by me or someone I know

"I swear, one of these days... one of these days... I may be 90, but one of these days..."
My friend

"If at first you don't suceed, then you're not me."
Mandy The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"3 AM. It's either Billy or a blood-thirsty vampire. Plleeeaase let it be the vampire."
Mandy The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"It's Japanese Mail Day! Today we all get out of school and write all our mail in Japanese so the Japanese people at the post office can read it!"
A friend of mine in another friend of mine's dream

"I know how much you like to be viewed as mean, but you should show that you have at least a little compassion... so let's get this paper bag over your head!"

"I am so lucky! How did I get such a good son?"
"Uh... Dad's genes?"
My mom, me

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?"
Jean Kerr

"Let's put it this way: I win. You lose. Conversation over."

"Where and what is Trinidad and Tabago? A landlocked country near the Yukon? A small island off the coast of Venezuela? What?"
"See? You do know where it is!"
Me, my friend (btw, Trinidad and tabago is a small island off the coast of Venezuela... yay coincidence!)

"Wanna know what we should do? Get a blank shirt, a piece of duct tape, write "Censored" on the duct tape, and put it on the shirt!"
"You can do that, I can't. I'll get in trouble."
"How come?"
"Think about it."
(Is confused)
"Think about where it would go."
Me, my friend, me, my friend (who is of the female persuasion)...

"We've been stuck on this island for months now... we're starting to run out of food."
"Good thing I ordered us a pizza."
"How did you order a pizza!"
"On my phone."
Naruto, Kakashi, Naruto, Kakashi Tribal Trouble (it's from deviantart)

"Well... what pizza did you order?"
"Hmm, well I ordered a large super supreme, vegitarian, hawaiian, meat lovers with BBQ sauce, garlic bread and pepsi... All for pickup!"
"It's cheaper."
"I don't like pepsi..."
Sasuke, Kakashi, Sasuke, Kakashi, Naruto Tribal Trouble

"You can cook! Marry me!"
I dunno... lol. It's in an anime screene from frzdragon on deviantart

"To Kill a Mockingbird... shoot it, idiot!"

"Y'know, we really need to work on that denial problem of yours."
"What denial problem?"
Me, My friend, me

"Round and round it goes! Where is stops, nobody kn-Oh, there it is!"
The Grim Reaper/Ken Idaten (is that spelled right?) Jump

"You want to watch the emo girl play the piano, but you don't want to watch giant robots kill each other!"
My friend

"Its been 5 seconds since I've done something! I'm bored!"
"Only you... only you."
Me, my friend

"Why did you think he's gay?"
"Well, he's on my bus, and that rumor has been going around for a long time."
"You mean like the rumor that you're a boy?"
Me, my friend, me, my friend

"How many people in your family are artists?"
"A lot..."
"How many people in your family aren't artists?"
(After a bunch of strange counting gestures) "My dad?"
Me, my friend, me, my friend

"Children should be heard, not seen."
My Mom

"It's that evil ice cream, not-nice cream!"
Don Patch Bobobo-Bo BoBo-Bo

"I kind of want to take off my pants..."
My friend, it a public area, randomly, with no mention of this before. (dun worry, she was wearing two pairs, and she just wanted to take off the outer pair... she's not mentally insane. At least not in that sense...)

"Oh my god! My life is just like the movie 23, except with 3! If you take the digital root of my birthday, mutliply it by my social security number, divide that by the square root of the combined ages of my pets, minus the age of my cat, times the square of the number of fish I've had in my lifetime, divided by the number of programs on my computer, to the power of the number of letters in my name, times the number of cousins twice removed I have, over the square root of the number of furs my older dog has, times the average density of my body, plus the number of times I've badly sung the opening of FMA (a lot), times the number of times I've bawled over Hughes' death (a lot more), times zero plus three gets three! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! It means I'm... I'm... I'm... Well, I haven't seen the movie 23, so I don't really know..."
Me, my friend

"Excellent! He's totally lost it!"
Ino Naruto (btw, this is the original quote that inspired me to start a quote list)

"You have 10,000 in the bank, but that's Canadian currency, so that's like only 7,000 in real money."
Some random guy on the internetz

"Something's fishy around here, or my name's Stinky Lulu, and thank goodness it's not!"
Courage Courage the Cowardly Dog

"Math by candlelight; what could be more romantic?"
My math teacher

(Reading a paper about herself, that was in the third person:) "She only showed an intelligent side to the world--"
(Starts cracking up)
My friend, me

"A boat is a boat, Lois, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!"
Peter Family Guy

"Oh, come on Lois! You're acting like this was the first stupid thing I've done. Remember that time I was supposed to get a boat?"
"A boat is a boat, Lois, but a mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat!"
Peter, Flashback Peter from 5 minutes ago Family Guy

"Shoot. They deleted it from the website."
"Deleted what?"
"Oh, nothing."
"C'mon! Tell me!"
"Tell me!"
"Why not?"
"Because then you might start looking out for stalkers, and that would decrease their efficiency."
Me, my friend, me, my friend, me...

"Okay, no more sneaking up on m-Where'd you go?"
My friend

"See? This is why we based a religion on you!"

"You people are beginning to make me question my insanity... Stop it!"

"On an emotional level, that kind of makes sense... On a sane level, that is completely messed up!"
My friend

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Evesdropping! I'm disappointed in you!"
"Sh! I'm trying to listen to these people talk!"
Me, my friend

"Oh no! He knows Hatenko's secret weakness, that defeating him will cause him to be defeated!"
Narrator Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo

"You're insanely optimistic... If somebody pushed you off a cliff to your death you would laugh the whole way down thinking it was a good joke!"
My friend (talking about me XD )

"When your watering-can upgrade is complete, put Leo to work on your hoe."
Nintendo Power Magazine (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist XD)

"Did I really give you that cut?"
"Good, 'cause if I did I'd feel really guilty!"
"But you hit me over the head, stole my glasses, and banged my thumb! You should be guilty for that stuff!"
My friend, me, my friend, me

"Don't make me annoy you!"
"Don't make me take your sanity!"
My friend; Myself

"My arm is killing me."
"It is? Good. Then I don't have to kill you myself."
My friend, Myself

"I don't mean to sound paranoid but... I AM!"
My Mom

"It's amazing how much two people can argue when they have the same point of view."
Me (you know it's true)

"I bring you love!"
"The love between a man and a woman, or a man for a good Cuban cigar?"
"Uh... I bring you love!"
"Quick, it's bringing us love!"
"Rip its legs off!"
Alien, Dr. Hibertt, Alien, Lenny, Carl The Simpsons

"It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it!"
"No, it's not a monster! It's Mr. Burns!"
"Oh, it's Mr. Burns... Kill it! Kill it!"
Groundskeeper Willie, Mr. Smithers, Groundskeeper Willie The Simpsons

(In the Simpsons Halloween special, the family has just discovered Bart is a vampire, when...)
(Rushes into the room with a wooden stake) "We must kill the boy!"
"How did you know Bart was a vampire?"
"Bart's a vampire? Aaaaaah!" (Runs away)
Gramdpa, Marge, Grandpa The Simpsons

"Here it comes! 1000 years of darkness!"
"Why 1000?"
"Well, it's really 962, but 1000 sounds more ominous."
Master Fung, Kimiko, Master Fung Xiaolin Showdown

"Hey, it's just like broadway! Look at the line for the ladies' room!"
Me (during intermission of the school play)

"Screw the rules! I have money!"
Kaiba Yugioh: The Abridged Series

"Screw the rules! I have green hair!"
"Well, that was just wierd. I really need to lay off the drugs."
Past Kaiba, Present Kaiba Yugioh: The Abridged Series

"Yugi, we must win this duel! The fate of the world depends on it!"
"Oh, you always say that!"
Yami; Yugi Yugioh: The Abridged Movie Trailer

"Oh no, what are we going to do?"
"I'm going to do my laundry! Could I have some change?"
Yugi; Yami Yugioh: The Abridged Series

"Are you going to walk me up to their door?"
"No, I'm going to watch you walk up there."
"Fine, but if I get hit by lightning we know whose fault it is."
Me, My Mom, Me (dropping me off at my friend's house)

"Wait, I have an idea for a science project! Why don't you teach groundhogs to have perfect pitch?"
Me (and I said it with a straight face in all seriousness. Think about how much money you could make from a groundhog choir!)

"Why don't you read 1984?"
"I don't like historical books."
My friend, my friend's sister (my friend made me put it up xD)

"She thinks she's god!"
"She is."
Me, my mom, me (about her cat)

"Can I've dinner in an hour? You have no idea how hungry I'm."
Me (messing with contractions is fun xD)

"What games do you have?"
"Well, I have Twilight Princes..."
"Why do you have that? It sounds girly."
"The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess sounds girly?"
"Oh, Zelda... people like it because Zelda looks like a man, right?"
My friend, me, my friend, my, my friend

"Attention all shoppers: Buy lots of stuff."
Announcer Mr. Meaty

"Emergency button pressed. Emergency being created."
Elevator Kappa Mikey (in case u didn't get it, they pressed the emergency button in the elevator, and it created an emergency instead of fixing one)

"I am Bug-A-Tron! My powers are... yet to be determined!"
Rodney Squirrel Boy

"You need to sound educated!"
"True dat."
My mom, my friend, me

"You're hopeless..."
"Yes! Hopeless, and proud of it!"
My friend, me

"Uck, my friend likes my dog better than me!"
"Yeah, and your dog likes your friend better than you, too!"
My friend, me

"United we stand, divided we also stand, but further apart!"
Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo (episode name)

"No one on Naruto could beat anyone on FMA. Okay, maybe Itachi could beat Leiutenant Ross, but that's about it."

"Hm... I like the style of this purse, but I'm not going to buy it since it's brown, and I don't like brown."
(15 minutes later)
"Oooh! I should get this purse! It's brown, and I don't have any brown purses!"
My mom, both times

"Let's prance merrily through the pretty flowers!"
(Takes a step away)
"Fine. Let's kill all the flowers with flamethrowers."
(Steps towards again)
"Then lets prance merrily through the ashes!"
(Takes a step away)
Me, my friend, me, my friend, me, my friend

"I've hidden a secret garden behind this fake non-alcoholic beer section!"
"But what if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?"
"Surprisingly, it's never come up."
Apu, Lisa, Apu The Simpsons

"Being dead is really annoying, isn't it?"
"How should I know?"
My friend, me

"Aw, but I'm young and innocent! I should be corrupted properly!"
My friend's (little) sister

"Yeah, but that's graphic!"
"Not if you close your eyes."
My friend, My friend's sister (talking about mature videos)

"It's a girl thing... personally I've never understood it."
My friend who is a girl

"The devil sent us!"
"No y'idiot! God sent us!"
Pelanco, James The Clown in the Closet (one of my friend's homemade movies)

"The closet is hell? No!"
Clown The Clown in the Closet

"Don't worry honey, I know how you feel. When I was a little girl, I had a guinea pig, Cinnamon. And when he died, I thought the pain wou-No, Cinnamon! Why'd you have to go? It should have been me that chewed through that extension cord!"
Marge The Simpsons

"We did it! We saved Tokyo!"
"Aaah! The Wolves can open doors! We're doomed!"
Mikey; Random Guy Kappa Mikey (they just stopped a giant monster, but in the process a wolf factory was destroyed so all the wolves were loose in the city)

"Because it's a blooper!"
I forget his name; Ozu(or however u spell it); I forget his name again Kappa Mikey (wat? I just started watching the show! I can't help it if I don't know the names or the spellings)

(Takes out kunai)
"Oh come on. You know that won't work on me."
with best anime suicidal look ever:"It's not meant for you..."
Sakura, i forget her name(the sound nin girl in the chuunin exams), Sakura(oh, and she just cut her hair, not her wrists (unfortunately))

"Got to hate laundry mats, they charge an arm and a spleen. Because of course if they charged a leg they’d never have repeat visitors."
Seeker of the Soul (he's an author here on; this was a quote on one of his review replies)

"Okay, so true or false? You love english!"
"Do you mean the type of people, accent, subject, language, or muffin?"
My English Teacher, Me

"Okay, this is totally based on trust. I think we should give up now."
Myself, to my friend

"If I was the family dog, I would have run away a loooooooong time ago!"
My 7th grade social studies teacher (talking to a student)

"Do you have to read my story out loud?"
"Only the stupid lines."
My friend, me.

"I've decided not to fail you."
"Wow! Really? All I did was faint and fall over! Do you get points for that?"
Kakashi; Sakura Naruto

"You pass."
"Yyyyyoooouuuu... ppppaaaasssssssss..."
Kakashi; Sauske; Kakashi Naruto

"But wait. How come I'm not a zombie?"
"Oh, don't be silly, Mandy! Everyone knows that mind control doesn't work on people who think!"
Mandy; Eris The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (this is funny because everyone except for mandy and grim are zombies)

"Just think! All the power, all the chaos, all the free chicken!"
Eris The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Marcus, captured by amazement, was amazed."
A Latin Textbook

"I wonder how many 'o's I can type in and still go to google!"
My friend, me.

"I'm either going to do it tomorrow or Saturday."
"Tomorrow is Saturday."
My friend, me

"Oh, the cat isn't scratching the door because she wants to go out! She's just adminiring the fine craftsmanship!"

"Where are you going?"
"To the bathroom."
"To do what?"
"What do you think?"
My mom, me, My mom, me

"Well, I got an A+ in math, but of course you got a lot higher than me!"
One of my friends

"Woohoo! I don't have any body parts yet!"
Same friend as the previous quote

"Say trap"
"Spell trap"
"No! Spell Trap!"
"No! Fine! Say trap!"
"Spell it"
"No! Ooh... fine! Say Map!"
"Spell map!"
Me, my friend, me, my friend, me, my friend... (you get it now, don't you?)

"I didn't know you were going to say something stupid... Okay, I did."
Maddie The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

"Ha! I was right! I was completely wrong!"
Someone... (shifty eyes)

"My stubborness makes up for lack of arguments!"
My friend, when we were arguing over something

"Don't worry. I'm not going to eat your head and fry it in lemon juice."
"Of course not! You're going to fry it in lemon juice, and then eat my head!"
My friend, Me

"One of the pictures that you see there in our living room is a large black and white photo of my sister and myself hanging over the fireplace."
Anonymous (it was from some random essay... incorrect grammar is fun!)

"Modern homes are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways."

"You're nothing but a punk."
"Idiot. Beauty, tell this fool who the main character is."
"Um, Bobobo."
Poet, Pappa Rocks, Beauty BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo (manga)

"Hey, Missy! Don't call me a cute little doggy!"
"But.. I never said cute..."
Pakkun, Sakura (thinking) Naruto (manga)

"You shouldn't make a promise you can't deliver."
"I hope I'm not making a promise I can't deliver!"
Alexis (thinking), Jaden (thinking) Yu-gi-oh GX

"Interesting (3 seconds of silence...) That is awesome!"
"Not it's not! How is it awesome?"
"What? Oh! Not that! What I'm doing to your arm!"
(Slaps forehead)
Me, My friend, Me, My same friend (Oh, and if ur wondering, the "awsome" part was when I poked her arm with a pen, and her arm was really red at that time, so I poked it, and where I poked it, it turned white, but then it turned back to red!

"Well, at least I don't need a psychiatrist!"
"Well, actually, you probably need one more than any of us. Well, either you need one more than us, or you're so insane you don't need one at all!"
Me, My friend (and this was at our lunch table, so the "us" is the other ppl at the table)

"He must be that type that could never become the main character of a story."
Choji, Naruto (And talking about Naruto, too!)

"Drive through wedding: 45 Dollars. Drive through Divorce: 450 dollars. Being able to do all that in 15 minutes: Priceless"
Me (of course, I said this in Vegas! XD )

(Talking about a slot machine in Vegas:)
"The Jackpot for 1 coin is 1000 dollars, and the jackpot of 2 coins is 2000 dollars. How much is the jackpot for 3 coins?"
"3000 dollars!"
"No, 1500!"
Me, My Friend, Me (this really happened, but this was because the 3-coin jackpot was progressive)

"Y'know, 2 wrongs don't make a right."
"Yeah, but 3 rights make 1 left!"
Wanda, Cosmo The Fairly Odd Parents

"Yeah! We caught a pokemon! Er.. a homunculus!"
Ed Fullmetal Alchemist, Chapter 48 (manga), as told by Umeko

"Why is he wearing an eyepatch?"
"I already explained it to you! I was too lazy to draw a second eye!"
Me, my friend (talkin' about her drawing)

"Which is which?"
"Wynn is the one with blonde hair."
"It's in black and white... which is the one with blonde hair?"
Me, my friend, me (talkin' about her comic)

"Don't worry, the Poppa Rocks extract won't kill you. You just start thinking the same way I do, that's all!"
"Wha... What a terrifying technique..."
"For the first time in Beauty's life, she felt total fear."
Poppa Rocks (Don Patch), Beauty, Narrator Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo (manga)

(When presented with a drawing of a burning bridge, with a girl flying over it. The person claims that that is exactly what he saw)
"High! That girl is very high in the picture!"
Edgeworth, Franziska, Judge Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations

(Slaps desk.) "And what were you doing during that time...?"
"Don't hit your desk. It irritates me."
(Slaps desk.) "Yeah! Mr. Wright...! Oops."
Phoenix, Dee, Edgeworth Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

"I hate these kinds of people more than anything!"
"Umm... You mean Ace Detectives?"
"No, I'm fine with Ace Detectives."
"Oh... So then you must mean thieves?"
"No, they're alright, too. I just hate thieves that pretend to be Ace Detectives!"
Desiree, Maya, Desiree, Maya, Desiree Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations

"Did anyone know you were using Coldkiller X?"
"Well, I told all my friends..."
"So in other words, nobody knew?"
Young Mia, Young Phoenix, Young Mia Some random PW comic I found on deviantart whose name and author I can't remember although I think it's called 'Friends'

"Hi! I'm a squirrel! I have a pretzel!"
Me (at my friend's christmas party, introducing myself to some random ppl)

"This rice is making me choke... I should get some more!"
Me (at my friend's christmas party. the choking-rice was just too good!)

"Hey, maybe if you jump off the top of my house now, you'll see Santa!"
"Oh, I'm not that stupid. I know your house isn't tall enough for that!"
My friend, me (at my friend's christmas party)

"Why don't you trust me that I can't be trusted?!"

"I do not repeat what I say. I do not repeat what I say. I do not repeat what I say."

Recently, there was a national day of silence, when some people vowed not to speak for a day. My friend was one of those people. And I, being the horrible horrible person I am, decided to try and trick her into speaking! Here is what happened when I executed my dastardly plan. I walked into the room, and then...
Me, My friend who was supposed to stay silent (I'm serious about this xD)

"I am insane. If you need proof, PAY MORE ATTENTION!"

"Angst Angstity ANGST
Angst Emo More Angst
Angst Angst Blood
Emo Angst WHYYY?"
Generic Emo Song from "No Pairing Left Unmocked!" by DancingKirby

"X is xhe new t."

"You rambunctious fool!"
"You foolishly foolish fool who foolishly fools us into foolishly believing your foolishly foolhardy foolishness that only a foolishly foolish fool could be foolishly fooled into foolishly believing!"
My friend, Me (Heh. Franziska.)

"Let's look at the objectives..."
"Heh. Objection."
"I said objectives, not objection! You foolishly foolish fool who foolishly fools--"
"Hold it!"
"Gr... I hate it when you use my stuff against me..."
Me, my friend, me, my friend, me (I know I don't own Phoenix Wright, so it technically isn't my stuff, but I'm the only one out of my friends who plays it. Also, that just shows how much I love Phoenix Wright if my friends are referencing it xD)

"Look at how talented I am... I cut myself on a doorknob!"
Me (I really did!)

"Shut up or I'll take your sanity! Oh wait, you don't have that, nor do you have a soul... Shut up or I'll take your adorable pancreas!"
"You don't have the guts."
"I will if I get that pancreas!"
Me, my friend, me (1. If you don't get the take your sanity or adorable pancreas reference, scroll up. 2. My friend made that line about guts unintentionally without realizing how much of a pun it was. I kid you not.)

"She's a communist!"
"She's not a communist, she's just craz--oh, she is a communist..."
My friend, me (No offense to any communists out there--that was said more for rhetoric than content)

"What are you going as for Halloween?"
"You'll see on October 31."
"I think I might know what you're going as..."
"A Trojan costume!"
"...I'm not going as a condom."
My friend, me, my friend, me, my friend, me

"I would wish you good luck in the contest, but you're judging it, so I'll just offer you a bribe instead."

"Homer thought the trip to the guillotine factory was just for fun, but it was the perfect place to shoot him!"
Bart The Simpsons

My first conversation with one of my female friends on Halloween:
"And that's how I feel as a vice presidential candidate."
"You're Joe Biden?!"
My friend, Me

"Get over it! It's only hair. It can be fixed."
"No it can't!"
"Fine, you're right. It can't be fixed. You're an ugly, hideous freak who is a failure that nobody likes, and you will never be accepted or integrated into society. Now go away!"
"I like your way of problem solving."
Me, my friend's younger sister, me, my friend

"I can't believe I got into that car accident! I mean, I was in a school zone! I was driving so slowly, like, 2 miles per minute!"
My mom

"It's not Satan! It's just the devil."
My friend

"I'm not pulling the wool over your eyes! ...It's cotton."

"Sometimes you just don't know when to shut up..."
"What do you mean 'sometimes'?!"
My mom, me

"Is there such a thing as anaphora?"
"I don't know. Why don't you try asking again?"
Random kid, teacher (I'm such a nerd...)

"Anyone who thinks that God created the world in 7 days is an idiot. God created it in 6 days, and rested on the 7th!"

In class to the male teacher:
"I have a question, senori--" (stops short)

"All of you are kumquats."
"Olive you?"
A friend, another friend, me.

"Is that a pothole? ...I'd better drive over it to check."

"Oh no! This is the worst decision I've ever had to make! There are three dogs but I only have two hands!"

"No... I can't be outwitted by this novice bimbo...!"
"Hey! Same to you, buddy!"
Edgeworth, Mia Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials & Tribulations

(Touches friend's shoe)
"Stop it."
(Keeps touching friend's shoe)
"No! Stop! Your hands are not worthy of touching my divine shoes!"
(Still touches friend's shoe)
"Great. Now I have to incinerate it."
"At least you'll still have 1 shoe left."
"...I meant your finger."
Me, friend, me, friend, me, friend, me, friend

"Ah ha! Chiasmus!"

"The ! makes it sarcastic."
"No, the exclamation mark makes it an exclamation."
Random guy on the internet, me

"First, you learn French. Then you speak French. Then you think French. Then you dream French. And then... you go paranoid."
My friend

"That's it! I'm adding him to my list!"
"He's a threat!"
(still laughs)
"...You think I'm joking!"
"Well, I'd be worried if you were dead serious."
"'Dead' is quite the appropriate word here."
Me, my friend, me, my friend, etc

"Oh my god, I just had an amazing mango sherbert!"
"Don't you dare say ANYTHING about mangos, ever!"
"Mangos... are a fruit."
My friend, me, my friend, me

Here are some uber-kool quotes (not funny ones). Since I just started it, tho, I only have one... but it'll grow! (i hope EDIT: See? Now I have 5. I has grown :P And gasp! Now it's 6! EDITEDIT: Hm... 8 now... perhaps I should just delete this line?)

"A king is there for the people. Lose the people, and there is no such thing as a king."
Ling Yao Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)

"You cannot change or erase the past. However, the future is always in front of you."
Clow Reed Cardcaptor Sakura

"There are other ways of making people into ghosts."
Atticus, To Kill a Mockingbird

"Never choose death... Protect your love and keep her near you... Promise her that you will never leave, and keep your promise... You must..."
Freedurt DNAngel

"I can sacrifice everything; I yearn for that smile."
Lyrics to "Undo" by Cool Joke (it's the 3rd FMA opening)

"I just go to this 'World Tree' and retie my thread? Sounds too easy."
"Anything will sound easy if you just skip to the ending, doll."
Saistyria, Loki Deus Ex Machina (it's an original manga on myotaku)

"If I were the rain, could I connect with someone's heart, as the rain can unite the eternally separated earth and sky?"
Chapter 17 epigraph Bleach (manga)

"The exposure of truth sometimes results in tragedy... However! No matter how tragic the truth may be, it would be an even greater tragedy to avert one's eyes from it."
Miles Edgeworth Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... that is coffee."
Godot Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials & Tribulations (to be honest... I wasn't sure whether to put this in the funny quote or epic quote section)

"To err is human, to forgive divine."
Godot Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials & Tribulations

"Death has no meaning in this courtroom!"
Godot Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials & Tribulations

"The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over."
Diego Armando Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials & Tribulations (Hm... looking at all this, I may have to switch from being a Phoenix fanboy to a Diego fanboy! oh noez!)

"Only justice can bring peace."
Kioshi Avatar: The Last Airbender

"A dog is like an eternal Peter Pan, a child who never grows old and who, therefore, is always available to love and be loved."
Aaron Katcher

Here is my anime/manga list! Yay!

Anime/manga I have watched/read:
Black Cat
Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo
Cardcaptor Sakura
Cyborg 009
Death Note
Detective Academy Q
Detective Conan
Duel Masters
Fullmetal Alchemist
Future Diary
Gamble Fish
Gambling Emperor Legend Zero
Hikaru no Go
Liar Game
Love Hina
Lunar Legend Tsukihime
Monster Soul
Nodame Cantabile
One Piece
Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
Paranoia Agent
Please Teacher
Rave Master
Spiral: The Bonds of Reasoning
The Lies of Mentalist Odagiri Kyoko
The World God Only Knows
The Vision of Escaflowne
Tower of God
Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX
Yu Yu Hakesho
Zatch Bell

Animes I am planning to watch:(there are too many to list, but here are some XD)

Guren Lagann
Eureka Seven
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Tegami Bachi
Great Teacher Onizuka
When They Cry

My list of kool anime opening/closings:
Fullmetal Alchemist opening 2, 3, and 4
Cardcaptor Sakura (japanese) opening 1, 2, 3
Lunar Legend Tsukihime opening
DNAngel opening
DNAngel ending 1
Love Hina opening
Hikaru no Go opening 1, 2
Hikaru no Go ending 1, 4
Naruto opening 4
Naruto dub opening 3(I think it's also the japenese opening 2)
Paranoia Agent opening
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (japanese) opening 1,3, 4
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (japanese) ending 4

My list of favorite characters! (Anime and non-anime):
1. Maes Hughes! (from Fullmetal Alchemist)
2. Nausicaa (from Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind)
3. Tomoyo (from Cardcaptor Sakura)
4. Atticus (from To Kill a Mockingbird)
5. Jiji (from Kiki's Delivery Service)
6. Shikamaru (from Naruto)
7. Kurama (from Yu Yu Hakesho)
8. Dark (from DNAngel)
9. Sai (from Hikaru no Go)
10. Daisuke (from DNAngel)
11. Yashamaru (from Naruto)
12. Keitaro (from Love Hina)
13. Salamander (from... those Deverry book things)

Random list of favorite things...

My favorite ice cream is Mint Chocolate Chip! Yay!

Favorite episodes/moments... which is really what this list is for (except for ice cream! Yay!)

The episode "Remembrance of Courage Past" from Courage the Cowardly Dog... so beautiful... (cries)

Maes Hughes from FMA

"Gotta See! Gotta Know! The Face Behind Kakashi's Mask!" episode from Naruto (dunno if that's the exact title)

In the Phantom of the Opera mini-series, when the Phantom takes off his mask in the beginning of the movie

Artificial sky and birds in the Phantom of the Opera mini-series

Maes Hughes from FMA

The "It's not meant for you" line in Naruto (Sakura says it, and its in the episode "Sakura Blossoms")

Emo Boy's introduction in Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo (it's in the manga, but not the dub... I don't know if it's in the sub, though)

Maes Hughes from FMA

Maes Hughes from FMA

The ultimate element line from the beginning of the FMA movie

and last but not least... Maes Hughes from FMA :-D

Here are some limmericks (all by me):

There once was a teacher who taught latin,
And all she dressed in was satin.
Her students were sad
And soon they grew mad,
So the teacher, in acid, she sat in.

A pickle was picking on a bean,
And this pickle was really really mean.
The bean told his dad,
Who grew quite mad,
So the pickle, again wasn't seen.

A waffle was flying around
Making way too much sound.
He really was a fool,
For he ran out of fuel,
And quickly crashed into the ground.

John was afraid of becoming dead (yay inside jokes!),
So he always hid in his bed.
He never left his room,
Guarded himself with a broom,
And died choking on bread.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you wanted to sue the makers of FMA when they killed off Hughes and/or made him a nazi, then put this in your profile

If you've ever started a "If you've ever... then put this in your profile", then put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, the weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Bad Player

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No Place for a Hero by MexMarco reviews
One year after People v. Misham, Phoenix has reopened his law offices and recovered his attorney badge. Now both he and Apollo must prepare to do battle with the future, two murders and a court system that still refuses to change. Major spoilers! EPILOGUE/AFTERWORD
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,608 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Phoenix W./Nick, Apollo J. - Complete
Double Personality by Strawberry9212 reviews
Sakura rolled her eyes at the Detectives' sad attempts at unraveling the web of lies she's spun around them. She smirked as another part of her plan fell into place. She strutted confidently across the bar, their rapt attention on her, waiting for her to make a mistake. But with a sly look over her shoulder, she scores another victory. They had nothing on her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Turnabout Savior by joshuaorrizonte reviews
Life is on an upswing for Phoenix Wright, and it seems that things can only get better from here. That is, until he discovers that two friends near his heart have seemingly vanished into thin air... Post-Apollo Justice
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,333 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick
Pathways by Morijun reviews
He kidnapped her per Orochimaru's orders. Now he was posing as her sibling. Sasuke wasn't quite sure what happened in between, but he rather thought it involved blood and his psychotic ex-brother. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,344 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
YuGiOh! GX Season 4: The ProLeague Tournaments by Dark Lord of Anime reviews
Part 1. Judai and his friends are now in the ProLeagues. They thought that villains are out of the way, but something in the past will haunt them down. Who is it? Read to find out.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/7/2007
YuGiOh!: Future History by MarkMachine reviews
Saving the world through a card game and Egyptian relics was easy in the show. When a real boy has to do it in real life, it's anything but the cakewalk Yugi made it to be.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 171,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Gordon Truth: Turnabout Resurgence by Ioniclunch reviews
Weakened and vulnerable attorney Mike Angelo prosecutes Raley Vian's killer with the help of an old mentor, while Gordon Truth must come to terms with his past in order to save those close to him. OC story, will confuse if you haven't read the third case.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
Gordon Truth: Turnabout Plague by Ioniclunch reviews
The third case in the Gordon Truth series. When a girl connected to Gordon's past turns to him for help, he must face an old enemy, and an old friend, in court. But with NYM hanging in the shadows, he's not just defending others' lives anymore. Ending up.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,795 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
The Parody of the Opera by Christy Tortland reviews
A humorous version of POTO. Erik is a rapper, Carlotta screeches, Christine's annoyed, Raoul's a pansy, Meg's clueless, and Madame Giry uses a Nextel walkie talkie. 2004 moviebased. We're FINITO, people! The curtain is CLOSING! :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,116 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A New Duelist Legend by AngelOfBlades reviews
The Assault on Duel Academy: As East Duel Academy is under siege from the forces of the dark, unexpected heroes my rise... and fall. The games are over. The war has begun.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,052 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2006
Yugioh GX: Battle of North by ChaosSwordsman248 reviews
North School, after being in a total depression, gets a new headmaster known as Kong, whom declares all-out war on Duelist Academia...
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,152 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
GX: Hunters by Mr. Chaos reviews
The Rare Hunters have established their power on the duel academy. But with the Society of Light AND the mad titan Anarchy facing them, the Hunters must side with other villians to save themselves. Season 2 OnGoing
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 330,694 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/3/2005
No Pairing Left Unmocked! by DancingKirby reviews
There are many fics in the YuGiOh DM section that make fun of romance cliches, so I thought I'd do one for GX. Parodies both yaoi and het pairings...nothing is sacred! Chapter Nine: Part two of the Mpreg Special!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Complete
Turnabout Promises by Iced Perfection reviews
When a bride's twin sister is murdered on her wedding night, she is the first to be blamed for the murder. As the case unfolds, a shocking conclusion is made that pulls Apollo in, even though it isn't his case. The question is, then, who's the guilty one?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
Can't Hide by MidnightUnderMoonlight reviews
It's been well over a year since the Shadow Riders have made an appearance. Residents of Duel Academia thought they were long gone. Now the Shadow Riders are back, stronger than ever. And they're after one thing: Alexis. She can run, but she can't hide.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,531 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Zane T./Ryō M.
Yugioh East Duel Academy by Zeke The Knight of Dragons reviews
The EDA, a school built for aspiring young duelists, who wish to learn from some of the best and hopefully one day, become the king of duelists. For Zeke Yamamoto, this is the beginning of a new adventure.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006
Gordon Truth: Ace Attorney, Fall of the Turnabout by Ioniclunch reviews
The second case in the new Ace-Attorney saga. A famous billionare is dead, and the rookie attorney Gordon Truth is pulled into the legal action. With only one case under his belt, can our newbie pull through? OC heavy. Fianl chapter is up, all is revealed
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,125 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
YuGiOh! GX The General's Saga by kyoda reviews
It's time to meet him. The boy that's been behind the attacks is showing his face, and his deck. Can Draek handle the challenge?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,663 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 11/30/2006
Duel Chronicles Special: Mystic Epic by MidnightDaybreak reviews
My take on a classic cliche. A beautiful gift from her parents turns into an incredible journey for Anzu to search out what she wants the most, companionship.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,889 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Anzu M./Tea G., Magician Of Black Chaos
Duel Academy Down Under: The South Academy by Avenger of Mythos reviews
Six years after Judai leaves Duel Academy, in an entirely different country, in an entirely different academy, a series of duelists begin their own adventures in Duel Monsters and in life.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008
New friends, Old friends by Kazehime-chan reviews
Major reconstruction underway. read notes from chappies 7 & 8.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Fubuki T.
Gordon Truth: Ace Attorney, Turnabout Casino by Ioniclunch reviews
In the world of Phoenix Wright, a new rookie attorney steps into the spotlight. Set in New York, Gordon struggles against his first case, old friends and enemies, and a terminally confused judge. Original case, original characters. Final chapter is up.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sue Curse by Sakurelle reviews
Sakurelle is the last of a race of Mary Sues persecuted for their canon spoiling customs. Bakura and Malik plan to use her to obtain the 'eighth Millennium Item' that often accompanies Mary Sue plots. And Kaiba...he just doesn't want to fall in love.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,006 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Asuka's Book of Love by Regina Bianca del Mare Azzurro reviews
Asuka's Love Diary includes all of her romantic mishaps! Now that her once secret crush is revealed, how will Lovemaster Fubuki and the Cupids Momoe, Junko, Judai help her? What obstacles remain? Will her other suitors persist? Royalshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,857 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Zane T./Ryō M.
Rising Star to the Heavens by Seeker of the Soul reviews
Seto Kaiba's famed Duelist Academy. A place where young duelists gather to improve, prove themselves, and kick a little bit of ass. Of course there are problems involved when you gather teenagers together, especially teenage duelists.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 582,597 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/6/2005
A League of Their Own by AngelOfBlades reviews
Young duelists with everything to prove strive for success in the cutthroat world of the Pro League. Will they be raised to ultimate fame and fortune, or cast aside in the wake of someone greater?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007
A Tortured Duelist by Lux-Nero reviews
The duels have finally dwindled the last week of the semester, who will come out on top!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 352,362 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Momentum by Spirit of Water - Aqueria reviews
This is a story about one girl’s journey to become a great duelist. But obstacles will block her road to success, the major one being her pride…and perhaps all she needs is a little help from an angel. [Edo x OC x Hell Kaiser]
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,649 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Edo P., Zane T./Ryō M.
Where Do Babies Come From? by Tsuki of the Roselight reviews
Due to his overprotective parents, Jaden has no idea where babies come from! Not even what sex means! So he's on the move to find out and is going to use his friends to do it. COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,776 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Arcane Tempest by Bolshevika reviews
When fifteen year old Richard Kurami enters Duel Academy, all hell will break loose. Old evils people have long forgotten about reemerge, and it's up to him and his friends to stop it. With a little help from those random people, of course.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007
Ballad of a Mary Sue by Fire.Rose.Black reviews
Amy is an original character from FOC City who goes through the operation to make her wonderfully beautiful. However, Amy broke a rule and when she gets to her story, she discovers something isn’t right. Full Summary Inside. CxMSxJ, SxOC, maybe more.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Syrus T./Shō M.
Yugioh GX: New Beginnings by Kari Mezmaru reviews
A strong new duelist is at the academy, yet with her she brings some dark presence...what happens when you also throw in lost Millenium items and a society? Trouble for the gang. R and R please! Ch. 15 up!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/9/2005
The Forbidden Questions by BlackTippedRose reviews
What is Mme. Giry's first name? What's with the Candle Men? How many phangirls does it take to screw up Erik's life? The answers to these and more, inside, just click! T for language, flames allowed, reviews rock, plus it's cameo. Completed!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,556 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Meg Giry, Erik - Complete
Legendary Shadows by salazare reviews
Demons, Inhumans, and evil Organizations trying to take over the world! Kenshin Menzuro is the 'Monk Fighter' of Duelist Academy...and he's in the middle of all of this. Story Complete.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 153 - Words: 183,018 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
YuGiOh! Forever by Neon Majestic reviews
Years after the adventures of Yugi Muto, his son Yugo and his friends have adventures of their own, with lots of exciting ventures, lots of baddies, and lots of Duel Monsters! It's time to dddddddddduel...again! COMPLETED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 321 - Words: 1,006,940 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
Welcome to the Academy by Drachegirl14 reviews
Three students from the American Dueling Academy have been chosen to spend a year at Duel Academy. What would happen? ChazzOC BastionOC ZaneOC COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,099 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Curry Issues by Spirit of Water - Aqueria reviews
Saiou and Edo cook curry for absolutely no good reason and argue over something stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Edo P., T. Saiō - Complete
Battle City GX by Freckleman reviews
The gang of Yugioh GX is back. It's the summer before Jadens third year and the gang is competing in the final Battle City Tournament. Lots of duels and lots of competition to come for the title of King of Games is at stake, Chp. 28 is up!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,549 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006
Fuzzy Pink Diaries by cuzimcrazylikethat reviews
Sakura finds something of Sasukes and uses it to blackmail him into be her boyfriend! What chaos will ensue? sasusaku WARNING:OOC CHAP18 is UP!WARNING: ITASAKU WIERD ENDING! DONT KILL ME AND NO FLAMES! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,484 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kissing Contest by brezoflower reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are both unwillingly thrust into the largest televised kissing contest in the city! Hope someone brought the breath mints...[SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Going All The Way: Summer Vacation! by Complete Sylence reviews
the sequel to Going All The Way! The school year is over and everyone is going on a cruise that the school was offered! new friends, enemies, and summer romance! ChazzOC BastionOC ZaneOC [no flames!]
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,327 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006
High School Of Weirdos by LimeQuartz reviews
Being rewritten. Insane out of characterness. SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,302 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006
Going All The Way! by Complete Sylence reviews
three girls come to the duel acadmey and after a bumpy start made a few new friends, except for one who made a new enemy! this will be a long year! zaneOC chazzOC bastionOC [no flames and if you no like don't review!]
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,270 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Zero Radiance by Shade Adriel reviews
It could have been a Dream World. Too bad humans are selfish. Now a few kids are all that stand between one organization and world domination.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006
Duelist Academy by D4NNY reviews
Based on a character of my own, Kyu, and his first year in Duelist Academy in Obelisk Blue. Updated every Friday or Saturday.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 308,476 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004
Who Let Them in the Kitchen by Bella Shia reviews
What happens when Jaden, Sy, and Bastion along with Chazz try to bake Zane a birthday cake? Let's just hope Duel Academy doesn't go up in flames... - one shot -
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
A Divided Heart by Ruin Queen of Oblivion reviews
Summer Howard is a new student at Duelist Academy. But her heritage isn't with Bandit Keith, what darkness and light is over her heart? Summer duels the best duelist in the school, can she win? Find out in, Chaos End.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005
Merry MarySue Day by Fire.Rose.Black reviews
A compilition of the worst MarySue related cliches in one short story. Twotoned hair, switching between sub and dub names, it's all here.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Fun with Oska John by cuzimcrazylikethat reviews
Sasuke meets up with an old friend, who happens to be a piece of..... baloney. Yeah, baloney. plz read. no flames please! If you don't like it keep your opinions to yourself. WARNING: OOC SASUKE! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Demon Duelist Legacy Shadow Tournament Arc by Wolf General reviews
What was once a tournament entered for fun turns into a miniature war as a pair of 5,000 year old entities do battle.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,286 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Complete
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A Second Journey reviews
FULL STORY SUMMARY INSIDE. 5000 years after Yu-Gi-Oh!, Atem returns to stop evil again.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 236,384 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Complete
The Faded Image of Arthur Radley reviews
A found poem about Arthur and Boo Radley, about his true life and the way he is viewed. Done for an english project. Plus it's short, just come in and take a peak!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
YuGiOh! GX: Rebirth of Destiny reviews
In their final battle, Saiou defeats Judai in the duel. With the help of a mysterious man Judai is allowed to go back in time and face the Light of Destruction again. However, this time the Light of Destruction takes control of someone stronger than Saiou
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., M. Saiō
Phantom Phreaks reviews
An insande parody of the Phantom of the Opera the way it's supposed to be, where me and my friend take part in the story, Christine is crazy, Raoul is an idiot, and the Phantom is the hero! RER! Updated Weekly! WARNING: Nonsequitur and Raoul Bashing
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Erik, Christine
Phantom of the Opera: Uncut Edition reviews
How did they make the 2004 PotO film? With a time machine, of course! They also made a lot of changes. However, this fic will tell you what actually occured back then with the characters and the film crew! FULLBETTER SUMMARY INSIDE! Warning: Raoul Bashin
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Erik, Christine
How Many Kunai? reviews
Tenten hold's a competition, and everyone is determined to win! Who can guess how many Kunai? NejxTen... sort of. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Return of the Gods reviews
Someone is stealing souls to resurrect the Egyptian gods to rule the world! And of course, it’s up to Jaden and the gang to save the day! However, ruling the entire world may not be all that this evil person is after... R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,078 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006
7 Hours in Heaven reviews
Well, you've heard of the game 7 minutes in heaven, right? Well what if we extend it to 7 hours, and use the Naruto cast? Well, that's what we're here to find out! R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2006
The Perfect Mary Sue reviews
What happens when a Mary Sue so perfect and great she cannot be any more perfect comes to Duel Academy? Chaos! Just come on in and read already!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006
Yugioh gx TO THE EXTREME max reviews
Okay, this is funny GX that doesn't have to do with dueling, just being funny.It's random and doesn't make sense and... why are u still reading this? Read the story already!rated T just to be safe
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
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