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Joined 03-02-06, id: 1000968, Profile Updated: 01-17-10

Age: 17.

Name: Kid Mental

Species: Hume.

Status: Wandering

Its been a while since I've updated this...The account, surprisingly enough is not dead. Still churning some ideas in my head, but if they ever meet paper is something we'll have to see...


Mental Productions (MP)

Standard Disclaimer: All works referenced or used within our stories do not and probably never will belong to us. Woe. Please don't sue.

Fandoms I write in/ will someday write in: Naruto, Bleach, Harry Potter, Prince of Tennis.

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 6219 - Favs: 9,767 - Follows: 10,423 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14438 - Favs: 18,947 - Follows: 16,525 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4149 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 3,754 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Tale of Jaiden Tabris by Genjutsu-Dragon reviews
How the Hero of the Fifth Blight rose from nothing to become a legend - and found unexpected companions, and love, on the way. Fem!Tabris/Leliana. Update: A curse is broken.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,034 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Leliana, Tabris
To Fight Beside You by Vixen2004 reviews
“Penelo, if you do not stop hunching over your bow like so you are going to develop scoliosis.” A one shot on what must have been going through each of our companion’s heads as they fought beside each other to save the world.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2007
Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division, Hitsugaya Toushirou and Matsumoto Rangiku. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 74,845 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5273 - Favs: 12,114 - Follows: 1,472 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
It's Just My Opinion, Commander by Andre Dmitri Garrett reviews
You know how Joker always has some snide little comment about your team members, and then asks you not to spread it around? Well he just pissed off Shepard, and she's not pulling any punches.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Joker - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/27/2010
Suit Up! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Seeing Setsuna depressed, Negi decides to give his student tips on how to pick up girls like he does. Wait, WHAT? Setsu/Harem, Yuri, shoujo-ai, crossdressing, Stinson-ness, CRACK!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Setsuna S., Negi S. - Complete
Nice Girls Finish Last by Reven Firebane reviews
The girls' final year has started. Little do they know that the thought of separation will bring them only that much closer together... MioxRitsu, YuixAzusa, and MugixMystery! Please read and review! Thank you in advance! Rated T for safety. Shōjo-ai.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,391 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
Cliché Kiss Scenes by intangibleINK reviews
...and some that aren't so cliché. Kiss scenes, some overused, some strange, and some never seen before. One-shots. KonoSetsu, AsunaAyaka.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,730 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
Not Another YuGiOh Fanfiction! by pandoraz-box reviews
REVISED. Sick of repeated cliches? Read the same plot line over and over? Realised a lot of fanfiction has no rational reasoning behind it? Then come read the story that makes fun of it all!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,747 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2004
Absolute by RaiStorm reviews
A huge blizzard causes school to be canceled for a week, so the band goes to Mugi's winter vacation cabin in the mountains. Sounds like trouble! Mio x Ritsu
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,826 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
How To Charm Your Girlfriend by Gasian Gaond reviews
Just a short Mio x Ritsu. Weekly Love Tips: A charm can be very useful to improve your relationship with your lover by ten thousand fold! So don't hesitate to try some random charms out! If you believe this, then beware: your charm can backfire.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
Snakecharmer by Krahae reviews
During the summer after the Tri-Wizard, Harry is faced with the reality he has more on his shoulders than just the title Boy-Who-Lived. An unlikely alliance promises him help in understanding his role, but the cost is not common coin. Post 4th, mild AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10987 - Favs: 14,629 - Follows: 5,904 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In The Blazing Heat by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Kellen is down on his luck, trying to scrape by in Mos Espa. In a spontaneous act of conscience, he buys a Twi'lek slave for the purpose of setting her free. Now, he's flat broke, and has a very big responsibility on his hands. CHAPTER 6 IS UP!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,376 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007
Legacy of the Rasengan III: Chuuten by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is coming. The storm is approaching quickly. Fueled by powers of demonic origins, two of them are destined to rise above the rest. To fly on the wings of angels into heaven itself. DISCONTINUED! Adopted by FictionReader98
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Sakura's Harem by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Almost Pointless Story of Terrence Wolfblade by SSJ4 reviews
Terrence Wolfblade is a mercenary. Sometimes he's even a hero for hire. See some of his adventures, laugh at the weirdos he has to put up with, and find out about his past, and how it affects his future. Chapter 15: Lawn Gnoming
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,588 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/25/2005
Key Through the Heart by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
REWRITTEN AND REVISED AS KEY THROUGH THE HEART: FINAL MIX. CONSIDER THIS A ROUGH DRAFT.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 225,007 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Ichigo and the Beanstalk by Nate Grey reviews
Ichigo accidentally kills Zaraki. He thought people would mind, but instead they want him as 11th Division Captain. Saying no would be smart, but this is Ichigo. IchiOri, RukiNemu, RanHana, UnoKoma, HitsuKiyo, RenjiUruru. Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 114,161 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki reviews
On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 5,559 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Vagrants Rhapsody by NineCalaveras reviews
From sadness to joy, from friends to lovers, from legends to...media targets? Follow the story of Tifa and Yuffie as they go on a trip that reveals the pains and hopes of their hearts through old friends, livid fathers, crazed criminals, and fat chocobos
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 177,886 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Tifa L., Yuffie K.
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
30 Kisses: Jaden and Alexis by SoulSeeker reviews
No one ever thought an Obelisk could ever like a Slifer...One shots about Jaden and Alexis for the 30kisses LJ community. —Passing on the Reward: Some things were best kept secret.—
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,947 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T.
Level Up! Love! by weluvgirlswithglasses reviews
High school life won't last forever. The two of you had better stop screwing around if you want to advance before graduation. Konami.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,564 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
A Match made in Hell by Ri2 reviews
The Keybearers have been forcefully invited to the event of the year: Maleficent's wedding. Yes, you heard me. And you'll NEVER believe who the groom is... Pt. 3 of the epilogue is up. All done. Let's celebrate
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 625,226 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
That's Why by Talitha Koum reviews
KH3. A sinister plot to enslave the Worlds tosses our favorite heroes into survival mode. While Sora and Kairi adjust to budding romance, Riku grapples with a loving adversary as lethal as poisoned honey. The fate of the Wolds rests on their shoulders.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 248,327 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Fight Back: The Path Of Corruption by Dominus Noobius reviews
It was in two shots that Claude Speed's world turned upsidedown. Now, he faces a battle through the worst city in America, Liberty City, with only one thing in his mind...revenge!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,450 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 8/13/2005
Wheels on the Bus by Gray-Rain Skies reviews
AU. An eight hour bus ride together when they can’t stand each other. Wonderful. SoraKairi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,009 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: the Videogame by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
Forlorn by Isumo 1489 reviews
After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,795 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Life Goes On by funvince reviews
Third Impact was prevented. The world didn't end. It has been six months since NERV was disbanded. Months of therapy had prepared Shinji Ikari for a new life. He finally felt prepared to face the girl he couldn't forget. Rei Ayanami.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,891 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Remember the King by drakensis reviews
Aizen's triumph is rather less triumphant than he expected.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/2/2007 - S. Aizen - Complete
Angel Metal by Person With Many Aliases reviews
You probably didn't know this, but Yui Ikari was a descendant of a Demon God of Rock. You can imagine the sort of trouble that follows those who got her genes. Still, for Ayanami Rei, it's never too late to go learn how to totally rock the & OUT!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Hitosawagase by Esoteria reviews
When Eri Kagurazaka is absent from school for illness, a twist of fate finds Sagara Sousuke the substitute teacher for a week at Jindai. Second of three independent volumes.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,798 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Misplaced Sympathy by SeikoTuNeR reviews
Neji has a new girlfriend. Tenten should be grief stricken, right? Who's going to console her in this dark and terrible point in her life? In a bit of an odd twist, perhaps she'll be the one doing the consoling after all...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Fate:initiative roll by Person With Many Aliases reviews
A mysterious power surrounds Fukyuki City. Emiya Shiro finds himself picking up a quest that surrounds his friends and family. Together, they must find the Holy Grail. Then roll a dice to see their chances of successfully capturing it.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Oh Dear: Attack of a Noob by MustardGal reviews
Introducing: Oreca Ri. Noob. Cannot speak our language without using abbreviations. What happens when she meets Patrick in the middle of Falador? Warning: She's an ultamite fangirl too. Written mostly for fun :P It dont have ne thing to do w story rly.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
The Blue Sky by Extrinsical reviews
Takamachi Nanoha was someone who belonged to the sky. Post StrikerS. Nanoha centric. Hints of NanoFate? No, not really..
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Nanoha T. - Complete
Magic Metal by Person With Many Aliases reviews
In my previous story, Fox Metal, I claimed that Nodoka was the descendant of a Demon God of Rock. Now I shall prove that I am right and you are all wrong. Because Nodoka can, and will, totally rock the & OUT
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fox Metal by Person With Many Aliases reviews
A Parody that sniffed too much Crack and went terribly out of control. The gallant tale of Naruto combining the hard rocking skills of Kyuubi with rocking hard as a ninja, to totally rock the ! OUT, save Konoha, and totally destroy the universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blondie by SeikoTuNeR reviews
Tenten can never really get what she wants. Temari hasn't even figured out what she wants. And poor Naruto is thrown into the whole mess while trying to find his purpose in life. No one ever said living was easy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,409 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Pride of Suna by Legendary Legacy reviews
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,634 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4122 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
High School for Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
Naruto is sent to a public High School, despite he's an orphan. He learns that this new school doesn't just teach studies, but romance, friendship, and most of all, the strict borders between popularity. NaruHinaShikaInoSasuSakuNejiTen DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,714 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005
Atticus' School for the Hopeless by LuvinAniManga reviews
Jaden has finally realized he has feelings for Alexis. But he needs serious help in the romancing department. Who better to help him than Alexis' own brother? Will he learn enough to sweep her off her feet successfully? Oh, what could go wrong? JxA
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,507 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y.
Grand Theft Auto: Big Brother by lordmasterkris reviews
The three main GTA characters are forced to live in the same house, along with others who will be added. Bad language is used. Read and see what happens, and don't forget to review! DAY 10 ADDED, MY FIRST UPDATE IN ALMOST A YEAR!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,947 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 3/16/2005
Oh Dear III by MustardGal reviews
It's the Dark and Scarlet clan against the King's Army. As everyone is fighting, Aay will have a one to one fight with Myla... maybe even to the death.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,539 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Fouled Tongue by VforVendetta34 reviews
Tayuya's soul wanders the village of Konoha in desperation and frustration as no one can see her but one brat. His attempts to help her back into her body are yet successful as both of them struggle to cope with each other. NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,207 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Tayuya, Naruto U.
Azumanga Daioh in Space: Special Edition by X to the Zoltan reviews
I hit a homerun with this one! See, it's Azumanga Daioh and... um, it's in space! You know, on second thought...
Crossover - Star Wars & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,747 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
Latin for Sex Ed by jade reviews
Enraged by the last horrible sex ed at Hogwarts fanfic you read? Want to read something completely different? Or pretty much exactly the same but with a sense of humor? This may be the story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Untitled by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi seriously couldn't stand emo kids...And High School talent shows... Parody of the song 'Untitled' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mighty Ninjarai! by Person With Many Aliases reviews
Your typical story in which an Original Character will take Naruto away for an number of years in order to transform him into the ultimate killing machine. And maybe have a relationship with Hinata, who knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,807 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Naruto U., Haku
Poke'mon Journey: Yellow Version by CrazyRabidPony reviews
Currently being re-written.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,559 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005
Oh Dear II by MustardGal reviews
Now that Aay's secret has been found out, people will stop at nothing to hurt her. She, Patrick, and their friends will have to face the biggest battle of their lives... complete.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Azumanga Days by SailorOfUranus reviews
Azumanga, through the eyes of Yomi and Nyamo.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 2/20/2005
Oh Dear by MustardGal reviews
The life of a wannabe warrior and now its several days into her life in Runescape. While Aay's heart is out to Sir Patrick, what will Dav do to get them apart and ruin their lives? Note: author's name has been changed to Mustard Gal. story is complete!
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,728 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Complete
Nothing Says I Love You More by Paper Bear reviews
A silly take on Sephiroth and Aeris because nothing says I love you more than a sword through the abdomen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 5,188 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 2,008 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 5,606 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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