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YOOOOOOOOO XD It seems like yesterday I made this account! But I haven't updated this in 2 years! 2019 went by fast!


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. You're first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Name: You can call me Real-Chan, Real Critic, Kana, Kana-Chan, realfanficcritic, Tenshimeowmanga, Bubble-Chan, Bubblegumpranker, Or Author-Chan

Age: none of your beeswax

Grade: Kindergarten, Obviously

Gender: Female (I'm a tomboy girlish mix)

Hair color: dark brownish-black

Eye color: dark brown

Zodiac: virgo

Chinese zodiac: wood rooster

Birth date: 1 September

Idol: my mother

My theme songs: My songs know what you did in the dark, Bad apple, the resistance, pika girl, around the world!

Song that represents my life: Loser

Favorite color: blue, purple, yellow, crimson, midnight blue, green, white, black, silver and orange

Favorite animal: cat

Favourite song: Weak

Favourite beyblade character: Yu Tendo, Tsubasa Otori, Kyoya Tategami and Nile

Favourite pokemon: eve evoltion, purple, two-tailed., Espeon

Favorite anime: well shit... I would have to say Naruto


my family

my cat lilly

my friends

Metal Masters Beyblade






Assasssination classroom

Black butler

Fairy tail

Annoying the shit out of people

cussing (hidan's is my spirit animal, on this one XDD)

board games

spending time with my fam.


and much more.

And cats


Girly stuff




pink ( the colour not the singer)


mushrooms XP

DORA (she's freaky and always stares)


Hunters (they hunt animals ;_;)

And much more that you don't really want to know about.

And my sister frenemy Katelyn

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.)

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door. (it hurt too)

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

() You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

() You didn't notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

() You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

() You have accidentally caught something on fire.

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

i got a 11/18 so i am not that dumb!


--///\--if you are against

The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family

That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart!

1. Yu

2. Masamune

3. Tsubasa

4. Kyoya

5. Gingka

6. Nile

7. Zeo

8. Kenta

9. Ryuto


What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night? (Yu)

me: what is it Yu

yu: i had a nightmare

me: me to what was yours about?

yu: a big scary tree

me: mine to lets go wake up Tsubasa!

number 3 walks in while you're showering? (Tsubasa)

Me: Hey Tsubasa, like the veiw.

Tsubasa: *blushes* n-no, I MEAN y-YEs, N-noo i dont know *runs out*.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Kyoya/Ryuto)

Me: Okay as long as it is yaoi I am fine

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Gingka)

Me: Gingka, what's that?

Gingka: I call it... A Little Bit of Everything.


Ginka*beats it with ladle* okay i think it is dead now want to give it a try?

me: sure what harm can it do *take a bite*

One week later

here lies Real-Chan

Died from food posioning

Author to lots, she will be missed

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Nile)

My thoughts: he is so handsome, oh i know PRANK HIM!!!!*laughs evilly in head*




Nile:You suck

Me: And you swallow.

Nile: *Blushes*

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Zeo)

Me: Right...

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Kenta)

Me: How did you get in here?

Kenta: Got run over by fans.

me: that sucks I feel bad for you

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Ryuto)

Well, it's only natural his bother is the evil Dragon Emperor!!!!

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Ryuga)


You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Masamune: OMG ARE YOU OK?!

Me: You're not helping, LIKE AT ALL, you useless person

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Tsubasa)

Tsubasa: Happy birthday *gives me a CAT BACKPACK*


You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Kyoya)

Kyoya: I'm gonna go have a shower.

Me: But the house is on fire.

Kyoya: At least I'll be surrounded by water.

Me: what if the curtain lights on fire hmm

Kyoya: I have the shower I can put it on cold and blast the flames

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Gingka)


You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: (Yu)

Yu: Wasn't Ryuga ignoring you not too long ago.

Me: yeah but he is hot so I will forgive him for now

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Zeo)

I cant be dumped if I have a fiance!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Ryuto)

Shouts at me?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Ryuga)

Ryuga: SHUT UP

Me: *starts crying*

all characters except Ryuga: This Is your fault fix it!!!

Ryuga: ummmm there there? he tried

me: *continues crying*

ryuga: *giveS me Lolli*

I* stops crying*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Yu)

He's so cute X3

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. (Masamune/Ryuto)

Me: You can't date him!

Masamune: Why not?

Me: Because he is getting married to Kyoya tomorrow!

Masamune: NOOOO!!!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? (Tsubasa)

Me: Tsubasa we cannot date I am married to Ryuga so... *Calls Ryuga over*

Ryuga: what

Me: Ryuga I just had an amazing idea!

Ryuga: What is it?

Me: I can just ship everyone with everyone! WE CAN HAVE A MASSIVE YOAI PARTY


Tsubasa: now that's settled we have another problem

me: what

Tsubasa: I don't have parents

me: than meet mine! But they don't believe you exist so if they look at you weird just stare at them!

Tsubasa: Um Okay?

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Kyoya/Ryuto)

They are getting married tomorrow so it doesn't matter

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Gingka/Nile)

Nile: Not in a million years will I ever kiss you!

Gingka: I'm okay with that

Me: also because he is in love with Kyoya

Nile: N-NO *blushing*

Me: And you Ginky, are obviously in love with Ryu-Ryu

Ginka: *blushes* AM NOT

Me: You can't run Ginka the gay always finds you

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do? (Nile)

Nile wouldn't do that he is in love with kyoya

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Zeo)



Ria: What, I was in the middle of fighting my discontinued book fans, who are pissed because I discontinued my book! so Yeah thanks

Me: Answer the QUESTION!!!!!

Ria: This is your profile

Me: can you please answer the God Damn question! You might hurry Asylum is about to come out

Ria: Who the hell is this Asylum?

Me: Asylum is one of my masks I put on! She is my insane and weirder side!

RIa: Ughhh, he needs to be dismembered, their problem solved

ME: *sweatdrop* Ummm, moving on...

reversed LEPOOF

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? (Kenta)

Me: Yu might give you a chance if you ask him

Kenta: r-relly?

Me: yeah, here I will help you out, YUUUUUU COME HERE!

yu walks in*

Yu: Yes

Me: Kenta wants to go on a date with you


Me: who said i was kidding Yu-Chan?

Yu: *face red as tomatao* *faints*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Ryuto)

Ryuto is getting married tomarrow

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Ryuga/Yu)

They must have tripped yu is to innocent to kiss someone and Ryu-Ryu is to emo

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Tsubasa/Kyoya)

i am thinking pervy toughts

Me*goes up to door* *knocks*


Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Yu/Nile)

Everybody on the list are in the relation ship, Just add Toby

Would 2 trust 5? (Masamune/Gingka)

Me: they are friends and rivals so yes

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Kyoya/Ryuga)

Ryuga: *Runs*

Kyoya: What?

Me: *tells Kyoya about my plan to ship everyone together*


5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Gingka/Yu)

Yu and Gingka: FOOD CLASS!!!!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? (Nile/Tsubasa)

Um... possibly something that doesn't have bird in it, so most likely something from africa

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Ryuga/Ryuto)

Ryuga and Ryuto at same time: KILLING PEOPLE!!!

ME: Okay i will train you guys to be assassins!


Me: Nope!

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Kenta/Gingka)

Gingka: Where's my hair? O.O

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Ryuto/Nile)

Nile: WHO IS IT!!!

Ryuto: Kyoya.

Nile: *Blushes* *faints*

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Ryuto/Ryuga)

There loves *giggles pervasively*

1 accidentally kicked 10? (Yu/Ryuga)

Ryuga: I'm gonna kill you!

Yu: It was an accident!!

Me: *appears behind yu with a professional perverts smirk*


Yu: what?

Me: i scared him for you!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (Masamune/Ryuto)

Ryuto: Why am I not surprised?!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Nile)

i wouldn't forget him

7 won the lottery? (Zeo)

Zeo: cool

Me: now you can buy condoms and lube for masamune and toby so you all can go at it!

Zeo Masamune and Toby all at same time: *blushes* NO

8 had quite a big secret? (Kenta)

Me: What is it???

Kenta: Not telling.

Me: i will send the fangirls after you

Kenta: I-I like Yu O-okay!

Me: oh, yeah, that is not a secret

9 became a singer? (Ryuto)

Me: Go Ryuto!

Kyoya: Why am I here?

Me: Because I said so and he is your husband

Kyoya: you forced us all to marry so i don't care

me: i will send the yoai fangirls after you

Kyoya: *shuts up*

10 got a daughter? (Ryuga)

me: He is a blood thirsty killer, i don't want to subjuct a child to that-

Every body: *sighs* thats good

Me:- with out a knife!

What would 1 think of 2? (Yu/Masamune)

Yu: I think Masamoo-moo is an absolute idiot.

Tsubasa: I taught him that!

Me: i am not going to say this is wrong

What would 4 envy about 5? (Kyoya/Gingka)

Kyoya: I'm not saying anything.

What dream would 5 have about 6? (Gingka/Nile)

Gingka: Where am I?

Nile: Why does everyone say that?

Gingka: I don't know. But seriously, where am I?

Nile: Egypt.

Ginka: is that a food?

Me and nile: *faceplams* NO YOU IDIOT!

What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Nile/Zeo)

They're both strong bladers.

What would make 7 angry at 8? (Zeo/Kenta)


Where would 8 meet 9? (Kenta/Ryuto)


What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Ryuto/Ryuga)

idk? he found condoms under Ryuga's bed?

What would make 1 scared of 10? (Yu/Ryuga)

Um he didn't help him during that one episode, he betrad him, he tripped onto him, does that awnser your question?

Is 3 Gay? (Tsubasa)


Tsubasa: well i dated you

ME: you would be on bottom

Tsubasa: but i am a boy?

ME: its called a strap on honey

Tsubasa: * Blushes*

How do you feel right now?

HUNGRY!!!!! FOR CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! and cramps i fucking hate periods (7-26-18)


You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I fucking hate all of the people who actually had this happen to them

Me vs. Cussing (if i actually cussed at my full extent i would make a sailor die from blushing too much!)

Shit means:




Tea so thanks so calling me sweet, thanks

Bitch means:

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark grows on trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful, so thank you for the compliment!

Slut means:




Thing so thanks i am so fucking insane that my fucking name translates to Asylum, and not insane, also princess so yeah…..

Whore means:

Whore translates to hooker, which means i can get the guys/girls while you, well lets just say that part skipped your generation, because all i see is a mistake in her/his daddy’s condom

Shut up means:

Be quiet, well guess you are about to be sorely disappointed

Stupid means:

Stupid has no bounds but genius does, so that means if all the geniuses die in this world, then we can expand even further in to the world, with stupidity at are side!

Fuck means:





So don’t insult someone who could be a valuable asset in the future!

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I myself am Bisexuall so i suppot it!!! I would even if i was straight

98% of Fan Fiction Readers = Yaoi Fangirls. If you don't give two shits about the statistics and just want to read about two guys fucking madly, copy and paste this to your profile

This is so true!!!

This is an original rap, creator of rap : Tenshimeowmanga , "free for anybody to use!"- Tenshimeowmanga

There was dream

she was thinking things

should i cut or should i not

she always thought

she sliced and diced

at her skin

keepen' it bundled up

until she burst

she sliced and sliced

she could not stop

she hit a vein

and she thought

in her final moments

why did i cut,

to relive the pain?

that girl then passed

her family grieved thinkin'

why did she die?

what was she thinkin'

Re-post this rap on your profile if you don't like cutting

Put This On Your Page If You Have Ever Felt.. (put an x beside it)

[x] hated

[x] despised

[x] heart broken

[x] as though you're nothing

[x] not needed

[x] used

[x] disappointed in yourself or others

[x] as though no one cares for you

One early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody ,tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund, TrixieStixs, Onar Toa of Hunger, Super proof, Artimus Howl, Rain C. Frosty, StarSapphireWolf, Black Rose Hokaru, Song Of Hope, beyblademaster, DragonFang2011, Dazardz, SpyWolf8, Tenshimeowmanga

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


Last beverage: water

Last phone call: My sister

Last txt message: my sister

Last song you listened to: La Di Da, i am listening to it as i write this

Last time you actually cried: i saw my aunts kitten, she was so tiny!, i cried tear of happiness


Dated someone twice: nope

Kissed someone and regretted it: my dog

been cheated on: MY FUCKING EX

Lost someone special: My uncle, my poppy, my hamster, my guinea pig, my fishes

Been depressed: i was ignored so i pulled anime depression in real life!

Been drunk and threw up: on laughter whIle i was eating, so my mother had to do the heimlich maneuver on me! *

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.


FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried that you have read the chant,you will meet this little the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.

Direction pick 10 characters from any one anime and awnser the questions from there veiw, don't forget to put your self in them to!;)

1. Iruka

2. Naruto

3. Rock lee

4. Itachi

5. Sasuke

6. Kakashi

7. Shikamaru

8. Neji

9. Kiba

10. Shino

Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before? (Sasuke/Shino)


Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Rock Lee)

He has muscles!

Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant? (Kakashi/Iruka)


Kakashi: yes dear

me: Kakashi your a baby daddy!


Me*sighs* he is so childish

Iruka: *nods* and perverted

Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Kiba)

one on wattpad, i forgot what it is called it is a naruto x kiba, its cover is akumaru pushing kiba to kiss naru-chan!

Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple? (Shikamaru/Naruto)

Definitely yes! it's called ShikaNaru!!!!

Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine? (Itachi x Neji or Itachi x Kiba)

Ita-Chan belongs with Naruto, Sasuke, Obito, Kakashi, or kisame no one else

Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship? (Shikamaru, Rocklee x Neji)

Shikamaru: i'm to lazy to tell anyone

Me: that's an acceptable answer!

Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction? (Naruto/kakshi)

Student loves teacher, teacher lover student, the mixing for a scandle, Warnings: StudentxTeacher, Yoai, Bondage, Mpreg!

Q9 - Is their such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Itachi/Shino)


Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Iruka/Sasuke)

The dolphin's sharigan

Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic? (Rocklee x Shikamaru)

I wouldn’t.

Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash? (shikamaru het, Kiba Slash)


Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose? (Kiba)

Who let the dogs out

Q14 - If you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be? (Naruto/RockLee/Kakashi)

This will cause you to bleach out you eyes after shoving them down a volcano, after putting them in the digestive system of a skeleton monster

Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Neji/Sasuke)

Your chakra is the only one for me?

Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight. (Shino/Neji)

NO WAY!!!!!

Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex? (Shikamaru, Naruto/Iruka)

Shikamaru: *blushes* Um... i left the stove on *runs out and closes door*

Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together? (Itachi/Iruka)

I wouldn’t need one because I’ll never write one because itachi belongs with the three people i mentioned earlier, but i ship ItaNAru and KakaIru

Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash? (Shikamaru)

Idk possibly, oh wait i don't have any!

Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het? (Rock Lee)

IDFK WTF A HET IS, also i have friends in the negitive #'s -_-

Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one? (Iruka)

i don't have any friends...

Q22 - Would you write two/four/five? (Naruto/Itachi/Sasuke)

YES, but alas i have no fucking patience to type or write it all down! But yes if I wasn't so lazy!

Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Shino)

Nothing, he is shino, he doesn't yell, he is stoic

Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five? (Sasuke)

an hour ago its (7:35 7/27/2018 in cali. USA)

Q25 - What is six's secret kink? (Kakashi)

You don't know what ideas he gets from icha icha paradise

Q26 - Would one shag nine? (Iruka/Kiba)

IDK WTF THIS MEANS EITHER WTF IS SHAG???? Edit: no he wouldn't...

Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top? (Rock Lee/ Shikamaru)

I don't know, most likely Rock Lee

So I would have edited it all, but I am fucking lazy!

My accounts!

wattpad: realfanficcritic, I go on this one everyday!

wattpad: iris09012005, I rarely go on this profile! As in I haven't been on it in about a year!!

Fanfiction.net: Tenshimeowmanga, obviously

Fanfiction.net: Bubblegumpranker, I do go on this on occasion

Thoses are my reading accounts

i forgot all my social media ones! XD

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Naruto: the chakra molder by superclaus15 reviews
Naruto gets a bloodline where he can mold his chakra into whatever he needs. Updating will be random at best seeing as I still want to focus on my original story and doubt I will be able to write both of them on a planned weekly time. Naruto X Harem. Now story to be updated hopefully regularly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 440,617 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 3,103 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Behind Innocent Eyes by Blackkitten23 reviews
After being rejected yet again by his teammates, Naruto runs into team 8 and reveals one thing that catches team 8's attention. Now they won't leave him alone until they know more, but he's dead set on keeping his secrets hidden ... harem– Yaoi Boy X Boy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,164 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 11/2/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Abomination Quirk by SamuelthegreatOO reviews
Izuku Midoriya has been bullied for being Quirkless. After all, his doctor's report shows an extra toe joint. But he knows better. Kaachan knows better. After all, when you have four tendrils that can sprout out of your back and digest a man in seconds, that's probably a Quirk. Rated M for sayings and graphic death. NO YAOI!
Crossover - Prototype & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,745 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 10/31/2021 - Published: 2/7/2019
A Family of Foxes & Snakes: Rewind! by Dragon6 reviews
A Re-write of my original story. Failing again, Naruto sees one Anko Mitarashi taking no crap from the villagers. He wonders how she does and bothers her until she answers him. Anko feels sorry for Naruto and take him under her wing. How will Konoha survive when its number one prankster is trained by its number one psycho?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,503 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 5,097 - Follows: 5,488 - Updated: 8/14/2021 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Konoha's Biggest Mistake: Naruto the Kitsune Ryu by reaver216 reviews
Konoha goes to far and not only releases the Kyuubi but creates a demon far different than they would ever dream of. He is going to give them another chance at redemption Kurama isn't only going to protect Naruto. this is my first fan-fiction please be kind but constructive criticism is appreciated also this is yaoi meaning it will have male x male and Mpreg you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,304 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/26/2021 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Haku]
Family is Everything by Willow-Bane reviews
Natsu accidentally claims Gray as his mate, leading to some unexpected consequences. Gratsu/MPREG. (Revising)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,347 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/11/2021 - Published: 11/7/2016 - [Gray F., Natsu D.]
Divine Bloodline by SweetLittleBlackRose reviews
Yaoi harem, Like all living things, Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, fourth and youngest child of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, has secrets. He was given his first secret at the young age of one and a half hours. That secret not only led to his next secret but also to his abandonment and insecurities. God-like Naruto, multi-crossover, M rated for later. Warning; Yaoi.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,709 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/20/2020 - Published: 5/30/2015 - Naruto U.
The Anarchist by BoredAndSleepy2000 reviews
What if I made a Chaotic Neutral Izuku, who is also a BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker). Ship: HAREM MOTHERFUCKERS! A.K.A. ALL THE BITCHES
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 137,996 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 9/19/2020 - Published: 3/16/2019 - Izuku M., Kyoka Jiro, Melissa S. - Complete
Insane by The Picture of Dorian Gray reviews
Sasuke is fading away, losing himself to darkness, until a certain blond comes along and saves his very existence. SasuNaru, ItaDei, and others. Mpreg, Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 138,098 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 8/23/2020 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Deidara
Calming the Chaos by Lyonsgirl reviews
Natsu Dragneel was not raised by Igneel. He was instead raised by Acnologia, the chaos dragon. He grew up to be quiet, rude, and he has a short temper. What happens when he meets the sweet, cheerful, very stuborn Lucy Heartfilia? Will she be able to calm the chaos or run like everyone else?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,237 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Under My Sea by winternightlullaby reviews
Bakugou is one of Yuuei Kingdom's finest (and unhinged) knights. He should have been swelling with pride when King All Might himself personally assigned him as a bodyguard. But he assigned him to his dumbass childhood friend, Deku. What is he protecting him from? …A yandere merman. FUCKING. DEKU.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,089 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - [Izuku M., Shouto T.] Katsuki B., Eijiro Kirishima
Aloha Madness by TheCrazyManIsHere reviews
Insanity is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a simple push. Welcome Kyōki, an insane man with a lot of secrets and no one is stopping him from achieving anything he desires. We stumble upon him walkin in on Team 7 and Zabuza where he spots a blond-haired, blue-eyed angel. This will be yaoi of an OC my strange brain cooked up and Naruto. So be warned and say "aloha madness!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,122 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/23/2020 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Naruto U., OC
I Hold With Those who Favor Fire by wolfsrainrules reviews
It's always Deku or one of the kids that go back in time to fix things. It's always the children that bare the burden, that remember the horrors that required such drastic measures to overcome...But what if it was Enji? (TimeTravel AU, co-written with Northpeach, Enji gets to be GOOD DAD)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,787 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 4/8/2020 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Enji T./Endeavor, Inko M.
Necessary Evil by Iris Evergreen reviews
Naruto was banished for attempted murder during a retrieval mission. Years later Konoha is in the dump and they need Naruto, typical. But Naruto has many more priorities than his old village, he returns only to get what he wants. Powerful, manipulative jubi!naruto. Yaoi Kyunaru Maybe some bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,830 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/17/2020 - Published: 9/1/2017 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Operation by Lucy Heart of Fairy Tail reviews
A Quirkless boy encounters the surgeon of death and from that point on...the world of Heroes and Vllains are changed forever. But how much of the world will Izuku change? AU and X-Over.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 142,237 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 3/2/2020 - Published: 8/3/2018 - [Izuku M., Shouto T.] Ochako U., 1-A Students
Stygian Fire by GreenFrisbee1 reviews
Izuku's Quirk manifest at the tender age of five. It's strange that he would have a fire Quirk given what his mother's Quirk is, but he chalks it up to genetics on his father's side. A week later, there's a (familiar) stranger in the kitchen, and everything changes.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 134,397 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 1/11/2020 - Published: 10/12/2018 - [Izuku M., Katsuki B.] Enji T./Endeavor, Inko M.
Izuku with a strange OP healing quirk by BIRDSdon'tBUZZ reviews
This is a self-indulgent fic in which Izuku has a slightly OP regeneration quirk and heals everyone and is friends with his kacchan and makes everyone's lives complete with his smiles and BAMFness.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,470 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 9/16/2018 - [Katsuki B., Izuku M.]
Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy: Forbidden Love by Raven Flint reviews
Draco decides he should express how he really feels about Harry. Harry although not fully understanding his feelings, falls in love with Draco as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,465 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
With the Love, comes the Pain by Kirityu Ryukaro reviews
All Might tell Midoriya he can't be a hero when he's quirkless. Does that stop the green bean? Nope. Finding an abandoned toddler in an alleyway wasn't on his to do list though. But no one cared enough to care if he adopted the kid or not. And if anyone thought something small like a villainous quirk was enough to put Midoriya off, then they were very, very wrong.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 181,285 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 5/27/2019 - Izuku M., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Hizashi Y./Present Mic, Hitoshi S.
Vigilante by Kirityu Ryukaro reviews
When society and even his father rejects him for being quirkless, Midoroya finds out that he can still help other people, even if they won't let him be a hero. Later (Read: Future) chapters will/might be depressing and self harm will/might be mentioned Tags will be updated when new chapters are out.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,166 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Izuku M., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Hitoshi S., 1-A Students
The Demon King by loverarara123 reviews
Naruto has always known about the Being sealed inside of him. He waits till he can show his true colors and now, at the second stage of the Chuunin Exams, the blonde sets his plans in motion. YAOI!NarutoxUke!Harem,ShounenAi,Will have lemons/limes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/18/2019 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Kiba I., Gaara]
Quirks of the Soul by Rxel reviews
Something in Izuku's mind snaps when Kacchan flings the words "Make a leap of faith from the roof and believe with all your might that you will have a 'Quirk' in the next life" at him after he exploded his Hero notebook. It was the last push he needed to tip over the edge. Quirk!Izuku. DekuBaku. Now with lots of Fluff ;)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 59,229 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 1/25/2019 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Izuku M., Katsuki B.
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 267,989 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 6,590 - Follows: 5,355 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Naruto : Trust in demons by twilightserius reviews
All chapters shall be redone. Naruto meets kyuubi after almost dying so he trains under him in the forest and meets new "people" along the way to becoming great This is Yaoi read at your own convinence : thank you oh now betaed by Iruka Koi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,306 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
My Futa Academia by snakebit1995 reviews
The world went through two major changes, the first was Quirks, and the second was Futa, now the world is filled with these duo gendered ladies and Heroines are paragons of virtue and beauty. Izuko Midoriya want's to be one of these Heroines, the only problem is she has no Quirk and isn't all that attractive. Contains- Futa, Lemons, Gender Bender CANCELED
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,896 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 5/19/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Ochako U., Katsuki B.
Brothers in all but Blood by toorealreality reviews
AU. Gaara runs away from Suna and meets Naruto in Konoha. Sasuke doesn't grow up wanting to be an avenger. Naruto isn't as dense as he seems. Naruto actually learns in the academy. What if they became friends instead of enemies? What affect would this bring to the shinobi world? Watch as they face trials together as brothers in all but blood. [Naruhina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,349 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Deku, The Prodigy Hero by Jpg83 reviews
What if, by some miracle, Izuku Midoriya was not a quirkless kid, but in fact his quirk was so powerful he kept it a secret. This quirk makes our favorite plain looking green haired protagonist a genius who can control the elements to defeat his enemies. Watch Deku take on enemies, High School drama, and girls. IzukuxOchako AU
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/2/2018 - [Ochako U., Izuku M.] 1-A Students, Toshinori Y./All Might
A Son Forgotten - Hiatus by DomYang reviews
Born as the oldest, as the child of prophecy, and born with the potential to become great. A child grows from being forgotten to a legend, without the love or warmth of a family, but with courage and power not seen since the time of the Rikudō Sennin, the courage and power of a dragon. (Warning. A Naruto neglect fic, might have incest in the future. M-Rated to be safe.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 509,434 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 6,284 - Follows: 6,127 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Naruto U.
Piecing Together a Heart by sasdeadlock reviews
Naruto is banished and runs from the world he knows. With a broken heart he sets out just to escape reality. What happens next is the long journey to becoming the next legend and finding what really matters. Just maybe the pieces of his heart can be put together again and the faith he once had in his home can be rekindled. xxx This will be a strong and smart Naruto. (Harem story)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,836 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lucy gets a Dragon by BlondeBee reviews
Lucy hasn't spoken to anyone in the guild for months, she is called a 'weak replacement' for Lisanna. However she doesn't run away, she decides to prove them wrong and there is only one way to do that. Get new powers. By the way I know this is my second 'Evil' Lisanna but I don't hate her she is just a good plot device, I used Juvia again cos their friendship is under-rated
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,263 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/21/2017 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Juvia L., Lucy H.
Haikyuu Petals by YakuLev-Trash reviews
This is an Mpreg fanfiction, if you don't like it I would suggest you not read. Also, being that it is mpreg, please realize there is mostly yaoi in this fic. It also has one yuri couple. I have never written a fanfiction of the alpha/beta/omega dynamics so please don't hate on me! Anyways, the organization was my own idea. So Rose is my OC. Also you don't like Noya on top, too bad
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,800 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 3/7/2017 - OC, Karasuno, Aoba Jousai, Nekoma
NCS1: Am I Good Enough Now? by Nazaki-Sama reviews
Hated by his siblings and forgotten by his parents, that was his life from the start. when one day his supposed 'family' took it way too far, Naruto decides enough is enough and sets out in his own path with another family. Yaoi Boy X Boy – Neglected Naruto fic – Harem. read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,486 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Scorpions and Chains by SevenRenny reviews
Izuku gets hit by a Villain with a Scorpion Quirk, leaving him in a nightmare induced coma. His friends struggle to save him, and accidentally find the side-effect of the Quirk: allowing others to see Izuku's memories before UA. Deals with bullying and depression. Contains hurt Izuku, friends working together as a team, and some family bonding. Hinted IzuOcha, but not much.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,192 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Katsuki B., 1-A Students - Complete
Fangs in Your Throat by Blackkitten23 reviews
The Kyuubi attacks, but when Minato seals it away Kushina begs the Shinigami to take her soul instead and he does. What will the hokage do when his wife dies? Will he love his new infant sons or give into hate and leave one behind? – Yaoi Boy X Boy – Neglected Naruto fic – Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,320 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 6/23/2017 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Naruto U., Kiba I., Tsume I. - Complete
Raising The Absolute Duo - My Hero Academia - Yaoi by Torishii reviews
Midoriya Izuku have longed love Bakugo Katsuki, his childhood friend. Even if they were in high school, he remained his feelings to himself. One day, Midoriya met a mysterious girl who advised him to admit his feelings to Bakugo. And did what she said. However, in exchange, he experience something that was beyond a human's knowledge. Contains Mpreg.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,900 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/2/2017 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., OC
The Banishing Act by Blackkitten23 reviews
The council takes advantage of Sarutobi's death and banish Naruto after he brings Tsunade back. You would think he'd get captured the second he steps through the gates, but he manages to pull a vanishing act and get away. So where is he? – Yaoi Boy X Boy - multiple Crossovers
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,680 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Naruto U., Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
He's Mine by getwow21 reviews
Two people. One seen as a demon and neglected by his family, the other, his clan has high expectations for him and sees him as nothing more than a tool. Will they continue their lives full of pain, or will they do something about it? Yaoi Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Minato N., Fugaku U.
Light of the Celestial Dragon Slayer by tkitty23 reviews
Lucy gets kicked off the team, doing solo missions for a year when ones goes wrong and she almost loses her life. After that decided that its time to get even stronger and set out on her own, when she runs into a being that she wasn't prepared for. (NaLu) Rating has now officially changed to M! (Characters are kinda OOC)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,435 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 8/25/2015 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Naruto: Demon's Loved One by AlexisLasha reviews
Panic was what he felt as he rushed through the festivities..only the panic would turn to terror as he realized what was in store for him..Will anyone help him? He will be Godlike but hard working Naruto. He will be paired with three people: Hidan, Kurama, and Gaara ENJOY! Sorry if it is horrible! YAOI! Image isnt mine if its yours let me know and I couldnt find who it belonged to
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,152 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Lucy Heartfilia, dragon of the stars by Stryder95 reviews
Lucy thinks that she's weak. But what if even Lucy doesn't know about her entire past? What if she isn't only a Celestial mage? Lucy discovers her true power on the way to the Grand Magic Games and, of course, has to deal with her best friend and only love, Natsu Dragneel. First story, hope you'll enjoy it. NaLu, Gruvia, Jerza and many more! Set after the Tenrou Jima arc.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,803 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Prophecies, Puppets and Pandemonium by Blackkitten23 reviews
During Naruto's birth the nine tails is released by the masked man, but Minato decides to seal it in his older son, Hiro, instead of baby Naruto. As a result Hiro gets everything on a silver platter while Naruto is forgotten, which is fine until one day things go too far. Naruto decides enough is enough and sets out on his own path ...– Yaoi Boy X Boy – Neglected Naruto fic – Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,640 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Full Moon Madness by Blackkitten23 reviews
Out of no where the Kyuubi attacks Konoha, but a stronger and kinder creature comes to their aid. Where did this creature come from? Who is this mysterious foreign boy with a tail? Saiyan Naruto - Crossover with Naruto, DBZ and Yu Yu Hakusho – Yaoi Boy X Boy - Harem
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,000 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Yusuke U., Hiei, Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
FT Zeref: The END's Return by Miss Xscape Artist reviews
Summary: Based off the movie, Goosebumps. Lucy Heartfilia and her mother have recently moved into the small town, Magnolia. Almost immediately, Lucy met her weird neighbor, Natsu, and his even weirder older brother. However, with turns, twists and demons, Lucy really questions whether this town is as normal as it seems.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] [Zeref, Mavis V.] - Complete
Good For Stress by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Kakashi was a pervert. This was well known. The man read porn in public! And Shisui had his own reputation...But the way he and Shisui were speaking now…Were they…were they suggesting a threesome? Itachi had never considered something so risqué before. AU Sequel to 'It's A Bit Chilly'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U. - Complete
The Demon King by 27Tsu18Kyou reviews
Naruto has always known about the Kyuubi being sealed inside of him. He's always been a smart child, but pretends to act like an idiot because of how he thinks the village will react to him being intelligent. Now, at the second stage of the Chuunin Exams, the blonde starts to show his true colors. YAOI!NarutoxUke!Harem,ShounenAi,Will have lemons/limes! Discontinued Up for adoption!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Kiba I., Kimimaro K.
Salutary Neglect by The Sun's Cradle reviews
Naruto was left alone as his twin sister Naomi was trained by his parents Kushina and Minato, leaving him to bask in the darkness. So what should he do? He'll rise up and stir the shinobi world in a maelstrom. Wise Naruto, Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,168 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., OC, Kaguya Ō.
Heat by ChocolatePhantom93 reviews
The dragon slayers have all gone into heat and now face the task of finding mates; and everyone seems to have their eyes on a certain pain haired fire mage. (This is not a stolen work; I took this from my wattpad and put it up here) Smut. Mpreg. Yaoi. Slight yuri. [Gratsu. Stingue. Gale.]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,814 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Gray F., Natsu D.]
Legacy of the Uzumaki by SlashnYaoi reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION The Uzumaki had been the favored of the God Inari and now the gifts have re-awakened in Naruto. Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. Yaoi!Harem, Uke/Seme!Naruto. First chapter dedicated to warnings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,339 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Ibiki M.]
Creepypasta Lemons by Ookaminii reviews
Just a bunch of Creepypasta lemons that were removed from deviantart. I put em here so everyone could still read them Contains: Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, ZALGO, Ticci Toby, BEN DROWED, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Masky, Hoodie
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,855 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 4/16/2014
On the Run by MarSofTheGalaxies reviews
Set after the GMG, Lisanna witnesses an affectionate exchange between Natsu and Lucy. She refuses to accept that and will go great lengths to get the blond out of the way. Little does she know that a certain dragon slayer will protect our heroine at all costs. Rest assured that this is not your typical story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,779 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Stronger by asian anonymous reviews
Left behind by her team, Lucy Heartfilia is heartbroken. Determined to get stronger and show she's not an embarrassment to the guild, Lucy decides she's going to take this opportunity to get stronger. ...If only she knew, she might never come back. Rated T for language and violence.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,900 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Primal Desires by nightmarerei reviews
Naruto is starting to experience a sudden change that causes him to follow his basic instincts especially his desire for companionship, full summary inside Lemon in chapter 2 NaruSakuInoHinaTema.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,441 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
Kuroshitsuji Jingle Bells (Sebastian) by BlueRaven 666 reviews
Jingle Bells Parody. Sebastian's POV. Rated T for language. PLEASE REVIEW!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 13,271 - Follows: 6,110 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
This Sucks by Pleasedial123 reviews
When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,963 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Akatsuki, Team Seven
Triple the Trouble by Mybrainsrmush reviews
Gray tries to deal with suddenly being pregnant, and Natsu has terrible naming skills. Sequel to my other fic: A Dragon's Reproductive System. MPREG (but not explicit), Gray x Natsu. Sort of funny, sort of angsty, sort of romancey.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] - Complete
Breath of Life by TheWriter67 reviews
Erza and Lucy go on a job together and realize they have feelings for each other. LEMON :p ErLu/LuZa Erza x Lucy Requested by SuperZero2552 :D
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Erza S., Lucy H. - Complete
What I Could Be by DystopiaEmpire reviews
Lucy has always hidden from the guild the fact that she's a Dragon Slayer for her mother's safety. But when Natsu finds out... Nalu
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Sweet Pets by Foxy290 reviews
Summary: Kakashi and Itachi invade on of Orochimaru's hide outs. But Orochimaru escapes leaving behind a rare nine tailed fox, and all his experiments. Later they find out there is another nine tailed fox, who is he? Itachi x Naruto, Kyuubi x Sasuke, Kakashi x Iruka / Yaoi, mpreg, kidnapping
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Itachi U., Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U.
King of Beasts by Won-Chan108 reviews
It's mating season and Kyoya gets dumped by his mate Nile. One day Kyoya saves a red kitten from a white wolf. The next day he finds out that that kitten is the prince of the forest, Ginga Hagane! For saving his son, Ryusei forces Kyoya to be Ginga's mate. Ginga loves Kyoya, but will Kyoya love him back? KyoyaxGinga, RyugaxGinga, KyoyaxNile
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,298 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ginga H., Kyouya T., Ryuuga, Nile - Complete
The Heart of Luke Heartifillia by LucyXLoke reviews
What would happen if Layla and Jude Heartifillia had a boy instead of a girl, and he had features of a girl and everyone takes an interest in him, and I mean EVERYONE! This is a yaoi, so don't read if you don't like yaoi. This is sorta of a parody/humor/romance.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Lucy H.
The Plans of Two Bored Yami's by SilentGreenThief reviews
Conspireshipping lemon. Conspireshipping is Yami Marik x Marik Ishtar x Yami Bakura x Ryou Bakura. That's right, a four-way yaoi lemon. If you don't like it or you're too innocent for this kind of thing, turn back now!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Marik I., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Open, the Gate of the Dragons! by PhantomWhirl reviews
Finally, Fairy Tail won the Grand Magic Games! But Lucy feels that she is too weak, and leaves to train for two years! Now she's back, stronger than ever! But there are still many mysteries left unsolved, like the dragons' disappearance, Lucy's mum's death, and the strange new feeling Natsu gets when he thinks about Lucy! NALU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Reforging of Bonds by Paradox en Vogue reviews
Two jinchuuriki duke it out in the forests outside Konoha, and when they fall, their inner demons rediscover what it means to experience the outside world for themselves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
How? by RainingHearts4Ever reviews
If Yugi thought he had a tough life before, then he's in for a BIG treat. Yugi finds out that he's pregnant even though it's a boy. R&R, MPreg
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,969 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
A nightly lesson by secret-wildcard reviews
As a member of the Phantomhive household, Sebastian considers it inacceptable that Snake seems unable to talk without the aid of his snake companions, thus decideds to give him special lessons. Sebastian x Snake
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sebastian M., Snake
Laughter of the Broken by Danasca reviews
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,184 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
On The Floor by Literastiel reviews
I was gonna make this a big story but life's short so, 27/11/11 back to complete!
Dinosaur King - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Max T., Rex O. - Complete
The Children of a Pharaoh by SquigglySky reviews
Atem, Yami and Yugi are living by themselves.. Yugi is pregnant in his fifth month.. but he isn' the only one about to get pregnant.. a lot of Mpreg, lemon and such onwards :D rated M for a reason!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,024 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Dogs Fight With Cats by Angel Dove1 reviews
Seto's life turned dramatically worst. He wakes up during a capnap in his office and finds that he was transformed into a kitten. Now he has to find help somehow. Jou picks him up, but will he be willing and able to help the lonely, heartbroken CEO? M/M
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Six Bowls by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto will do anything for ramen... anything. SasuNaru. Yaoi. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Monster by TanukiRaccoon reviews
KankuKiba: Kiba needs a nudge out of the closet. Kankuro is only too happy to help. Yaoi, smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
I am Legion by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
When he was young, Naruto had an encounter with a poison dart tree frog. Instead of traumatizing the kid, it intrigued him. And then he got access to the Forbidden Scroll... intelligent!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Team 7, Mission struggle by Kio 'Key-Oh reviews
Kakashi is left to care for a wounded Naruto while Sasuke and Sakura rush to complete the mission and get help for their injured comrade. This mission forces them to see the reality that is Naruto. A reality they may not be able to face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,567 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Akatsuki take the SemeUke Quiz by Teiden reviews
Deidara always did find interesting sites, who knew one of them could tell all of the Akatsuki what their rolls are? major mentions of SasoDei, KakuHida and KisaIta. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Mayday! by may10baby reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have yet to find a mate they deem suitable. What happens when their owner, Kakashi's exboyfriend appears with two foxes that the Uchiha brother's take a liking to. but what the foxes don't like them? SasuNaru,ItaKyuu,KakaIru,etc. Lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,648 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn: rewrite! by brokenfromthepast reviews
adopted by hanakisa One night, Naruto is raped, and he's had enough of life in Konoha. Find out what devistating news will follow, and how is the one responsible for picking up those pieces? yaoi itanaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dragon's Embrace by catrod1992 reviews
Seto did not expect to fine three boy sleeping in his bed. He did not expect to find out they are the three blue eyes white dragons. And he did not expect for one of them to go into heat. WARNING LEMON GUYXGUY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2010 - S. Kaiba, Blue-Eyes White Dragon - Complete
Holding Hearts by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AR: Whether it’s wrong or right, Naruto didn’t really care so why should Minato? Holding onto the one thing you love more than life wouldn’t be so hard if that one thing wasn’t his son. Minato/Naruto -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,373 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
See me as I am by kitsunegyrl reviews
AU,Shonnen Ai ,yaoi, and language. One day Naruto decides to leave his mask off and be seen as he really is. Kyuubi and Narutoxharem Yaoi and coarse language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,115 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Kits! by OtakuLady reviews
After a brutal gang rape, Naruto, due to Kyuubi's chakra, finds himself pregnant! Now he must flee the village, and find somewhere safe to raise his child. Pairings: KyuuNaru KyuuSasu SasuNaru Gaara pairings too. Formerly Kits. Mpreg, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,920 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
i love you kyuubi by Caffoo reviews
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
Past Healer by Tsukishiro reviews
The past and the present were slowly killing the demon vessel... An incident sends him back into an alternate past... Will this ‘past’ actually help him or will it further send him into oblivion? Warning:AU OOC Yaoi Pairings:ItaNaru onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,821 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ultimate Kekkei Genkai: The Jagan by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
During the fight with Haku, Sasuke wasn't the only one to awaken a Bloodline Limit. How will this affect the Narutoverse? Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,057 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Creature of the Night by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Naruto has a father whom is obsessed with vampires. What will happen when one day, Naruto met a vampire himself? What makes things worse, he falls in love with the vampire! SasuNaru, AU, possible Mpreg, rated M for later chappies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,875 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Father Figure by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto wanted... no needed a father figure. Kakashi fit perfectly into that role, kind caring compassionate if not a bit off beat, but it's not until the bedroom that Naruto calls out "Daddy!". Based on George Michael 'Father Figure'. KakaNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,530 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Consequences of a Ritual Loss by GrownRose reviews
Naruto has held onto something he was supposed to have lost during his academy days. Kakashi is assigned by Tsunade to get rid of it. But when Naruto is involved nothing is ever simple. Especially not when Kyuubi decides to get involved too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,893 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 158 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Orange Flash and the White Dog by The Lady of Shadows reviews
Revised version. Complete summary inside. Crossover with Inuyasha, Yu Yu Hakushou, and with a minor crossover with the manga King of Hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,906 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Naruto U., Shino A.
Sweetest Sin by DaggersBloodPain reviews
Rin is stolen away by Naraku forcing Sesshomaru to approach his hanyou brother for aid. When Inuyasha accepts his brother's request he unleashes a turn of events so powerful no one knows where it shall lead. Yaoi Yuri Mpreg InuSess KougaMiroku SangoKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,359 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Eight Dragons and a Fox by Kage Ryuu Tenshi reviews
Naruto was banished after failing to retrieve Sasuke. After a mysterious woman makes a deal with Tsunade, the Kitsune becomes one of her eight students and under her tutelage, Naruto learns the Forgotten Arts and learns to live with the Kyuubi. KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Cold As Death by Myrdraxxis reviews
Naruto will rise to power in an unforeseen different way. The power of an ancient, long forgotten race at his fingertips, he shall purge the world of all deemed unworthy. Semi-Dark Naruto. AU Warhammer40k x-over. No pairings as of now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,698 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Where Is My Mind? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alone by RubberDuckies reviews
Naruto is feeling lonely and needs someone to show him some lovin'. Kyuubi to the rescue! kyuubi x naruto, YAOI, lemon, OOC!Kyuubi, FlUfFiNeSs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 251 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Angels by YaoiRocks reviews
During training Naruto gets a nasty visit from a certain Uchiha and it affects him in more ways then one… [Yaoi, occness, rape, Mpreg, lemons.] [ItaNaru] angst fic kinda with some humour. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,653 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Sanctuary by GreenLady reviews
A routine mission gone wrong, and the demon fox finds that freedom looks different than expected. Yaoi. (KyubiNaruto). Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,071 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Complete