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Author has written 94 stories for Smallville, Merlin, Xena: Warrior Princess, Misc. Movies, and Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.

Favorite TV Shows

Lois and Clark, I Love Lucy, Reba, Alf, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, Merlin, Smallville, Chuck, Bewitched, The Addams Family, The Munsters, The Beverly Hillbillies, Mama's Family, Home Improvement, Dennis the Menace, Full House, The Cosby Show, Xena:Warrior Princess

Favorite Movies

Back to the Future, The Long Long Trailer, Yours Mine and Ours, The Parent Trap, Sister Act, Trouble with Angels, Eloise at the Plaza, Ernest Goes to Jail, Princess Diaries, The Buttercream Gang, God's Not Dead

Favorite Quotes

I Love Lucy

"You mean to tell me you've been married to her for 15 years?...and they call me Superman."

Adventures of Superman

"Wonder? Why it's no wonder you wonder. You're a pretty wonderful girl." (Clark tells Lois that when she suspects he might be Superman.)

Lois is handcuffed out on the ledge to a man with a bomb and Superman is out on the ledge too but he can't save her without getting her killed, so he goes in to work on a plan. The human bomb asks him, "Where are you going?" Superman answers, "Inside. It makes me nervous to see Miss Lane out here." Lois exclaims, "It makes you nervous!"

Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

"If you want to kill Superman, I don't know why you're going to Smallville or 1966," Lois says. Tempus replies, "She doesn't know yet. Oh this is good. This is really good. Um. Lois did you know that in the future, you're revered at the same level as Superman? Why there are books about you, statues, an interactive game. You're even a breakfast cereal." "Really?" Lois asks. "Yes. But as much as everybody loves you, there is one question that keeps coming up: 'How dumb was she?' Here, I'll show you what I mean. Look (puts glasses on) Mild-mannered reporter. (Takes glasses off) Superhero. Hello! Duh! Clark Kent is Superman. Ha ha ha. Well, that was worth the whole trip. To actually meet the most galactically stupid woman who ever lived."

Perry says, "If you went up there to those windows and told me you could fly, I'd back you up. I'd miss you but I'd back you up."

Perry says, "It's like we're supporting characters in some tv show and it's only about them." (Lois and Clark) Jimmy says, "Yeah! It's like all we do is advance their plots."

(Clark is talking about his breakup with Lois to Martha) "So what are you saying? That I should go crawling back on my hands and knees?" "No, honey, fly back, it's faster."

H.G. Wells says, "I refuse to believe that something so diabolical could be so easy." Tempus answers, "Well, that's the Protestant in you."

Smallville

Lois talking about Shelby, "Actually, I kind of... hit him." Clark says, "You hit him? With your car?" Lois answers sarcastically, "No, with my fist."

Clark says, "You made us breakfast, you're offering to do chores. You want something." Lois replies, "No. It's called being nice." "Yeah, well, if you were any nicer, we'd starve."

Funny Quotes

"Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway." -Mary Crowley

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

"On cable TV they have a weather channel--24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."

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Ride This Train by Elephanza reviews
While finishing a mission in New York, Kid Cole finds a unique advertisement. Sister Ruth receives a letter from Dr. Mike with big news. Where will the Lord take them?
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014
The Taxman Cometh by bookworm97 reviews
So he's superman, but even he has to visit the taxman every once in a while. Can you claim for a suit left on top of an elevator? Can you get a tax deduction from your cape? Even the man of steel doesn't know. disclaimer: i don't own superman!
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
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The Ballad of the Mire reviews
Sister Ruth sinks into a deep depression she can't pull herself out of when she and Kid Cole lose a child. 1838. AU. Ninth in a series.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/31
The Ballad of the Last Chance Saloon reviews
In Louisville, Kentucky, saloon girls there are disappearing and then turning up murdered, but nobody seems to care to find out what's happening to them until Kid Cole goes undercover to unravel the mystery. Sister Ruth goes undercover as well, posing as a saloon girl. 1837. AU. Eighth in a series.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Western - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,378 - Reviews: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/23 - Complete
Olympus High reviews
Xena's current reincarnation, Tina, is the one most like her old self yet and Ares has high hopes of winning her over this time, posing as a fellow high school student. A number of other familiar characters, both reincarnated and immortals, make for a very unusual school.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,234 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Xena, Ares
The Ballad of a Baby reviews
Kid Cole and Sister Ruth welcome their first child. 1836. AU. Seventh in a series.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,001 - Reviews: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Complete
The Ballad of the White Plague reviews
Kid Cole is diagnosed with consumption for the first time. After trying every possible cure out there, he decides to do the only thing he can do, divorce Sister Ruth. And there's no Dr. Mike to help them find their way back to each other this time. 1835. AU. Sixth in a series.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Complete
Home is a Heartbeat reviews
A romance story between Thaddeus Rose and Crystal Fentress, characters from the Johnny Cash movie "Thaddeus Rose and Eddie". It takes Thaddeus years to discover home is not a place but a person.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Complete
The Ballad of Faith reviews
Josef Quinn hears about Sister Ruth's faith healing and invites Sister Ruth to Boston to speak on the subject. He also invites the Coles to stay in his home much to Elizabeth's vexation. 1834. AU. Fifth in a series.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
The Ballad of the Bayou reviews
It's 1832 and Kid Cole and Sister Ruth are ministering in New Orleans. There, they meet and befriend a Creole girl named Grace, who finds herself in serious danger. AU. Fourth in a series.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,257 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Complete
The Ballad of the Legends reviews
It's 1830. Sister Ruth is exposed to the ugly side of fame as her reputation grows and someone is using Kid Cole's name to commit crimes. AU. Third in a series.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Western/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,363 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Complete
The Ballad of the In-Laws reviews
Sister Ruth and Kid Cole travel to Virginia and Arkansas to meet their in-laws, and Kid has to face the guilt and grief he lives with over the past. AU. Sequel to The Ballad of a Healer and a Gunman.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 69,828 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Specs reviews
Michaela performs an eye exam for the Coles. A humorous one-shot.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
The Ballad of a Healer and a Gunman reviews
Sister Ruth and Kid Cole wonder what it would've been like if they'd met when they were younger. Set in 1828. Although it's an AU story, some of the folks of Colorado Springs will make appearances.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,615 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Complete
What God Hath Joined Together reviews
A oneshot of Kid Cole and Sister Ruth's proposal, wedding, and honeymoon.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
The Lord's Instrument reviews
Sister Ruth is staying with Michaela and Sully after Kid Cole's death. She pits herself against old and new enemies when she feels that the Lord is calling her to bring salvation to the Indians. One thing is for sure, Colorado Springs' citizens will never be the same again.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 43 - Words: 77,103 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Complete
The Baron and the Princess reviews
A fleshed out beginning and ending to the Johnny Cash movie 'The Baron and the Kid'. It's the story of an ex-pool hustler who reunites with his family.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
Spider Lady reviews
Chloe becomes a part of the events in the 1948 Superman serial. When she returns to present day, she finds there is a present day Spider Lady.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,664 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Amazon in Smallville reviews
Sequel to Amazons. Diana must adjust to a new culture and find a way to do what she was called to do.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Light reviews
Xena witnesses the events of Easter. A religious piece.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Xena - Complete
Psycho reviews
Lois goes undercover as a patient to do an exposé on Belle Reve.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Green Brides reviews
AU: Kal-El lives in Argo City with the other remaining Kryptonians, but there aren't enough women left. The people of Argo City will fix Earth's environment in exchange for brides.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,421 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Better than Winter Solstice reviews
Xena, Gabrielle, and Eve spend Eve's first Winter Solstice with Cyrene, and Xena and Gabrielle speculate about one of David's psalms.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Xena, Gabrielle - Complete
A Fifth Century Santa Claus reviews
Merlin makes Christmas a little brighter for a little girl by masquerading as St. Nicholas.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Advent of a Relationship reviews
Lois evaluates her feelings for Clark over the course of Advent. Takes place in season 8.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Black Friday in the Ancient World reviews
Xena agrees to go shopping with Gabrielle.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Xena, Gabrielle - Complete
Titanic 2 reviews
Clark and Lois are on assignment as passengers on the Titanic 2, a ship commemorating the 100th anniversary of the original Titanic. Is the Titanic 2 doomed to the same tragedy as the first?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Importance of Being Clark Kent reviews
A reveal story using the plot from The Importance of Being Earnest.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Heart of an Empress reviews
Xena has everything she has ever wanted as an empress except for happiness. Ares is beginning to discover that maybe he doesn't like Empress Xena quite as much as he thought he did. Solan is the leader of a rebellion against Xena. Takes place in the alternate timeline where there is no Hercules. Set some time after the events shown in Armageddon Now.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,908 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Xena, Ares - Complete
Assistant reviews
A look at how "Perry" might have been if Lois had been in the episode.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Twin Terrors reviews
Xena is pregnant with Ares' twins, a fact that she tries to hide. It grows difficult when they start to demonstrate his powers. Takes place in the season 6 storyline.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,086 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Xena, Ares - Complete
The Queen and the Frog reviews
Arthur gets turned into a frog. How is Merlin going to keep Camelot from finding out what has happened to their king while he figures out how to turn him back into his true form? A parody of the Princess and the Frog/The Frog Prince.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
The Beginning of an Alliance reviews
Merlin becomes stuck in his disguise as Morgana and Mordred plot his downfall. Merlin as Dragoon the Great becomes court sorcerer and teacher to Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Merlin - Complete
An Early Christmas Present reviews
Lucy leaves Clark and Lois an early Christmas present.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Power of the Sun reviews
The sun has power over the earth and Clark's powers, a summer fic.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Maybe Baby reviews
A Valentine's Day date.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
My Neighbor is Superman reviews
A nosy neighbor knows Superman's secret.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Fish for Christmas reviews
An evil Santa, exploding presents, and a burnt turkey all make up a normal Christmas in Smallville.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Revolution of a Heart and Country reviews
The Smallville/Superman story if it took place in revolutionary times.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 48,543 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman
Soap Stars reviews
Lois and Clark go undercover on the set of a soap opera.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,829 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Advice Column reviews
Lois is put in charge of the Torch's advice column. Clark wants her advice. Takes place in season 4.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Second Childhood reviews
Lois wishes to be a child again and gets her wish.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Double Colds reviews
Clark and Lois have a sick day and worry about how their children can handle the bad guys.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The June to His Johnny reviews
Lois agrees to date Oliver again, but not because she still loves him. She also has to deal with her feelings for Clark and the Blur. How is she going to get out of this mess?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Operation reviews
Chloe wasn't quite sure what she was doing there, but she knew she would never come to one of these things again.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Mother's Day reviews
Can Lois learn to forgive her mother?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
My Son and Your Son reviews
Lana's back again with a surprise. Can Clark and Lois' relationship take it?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Spy 3 reviews
Lois knows Clark's secret. They're starting a relationship. Things should be simple now, right? Sequel to Spy 2.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,336 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Stolen Candy Canes and Mistletoe reviews
What's Christmas without a little kidnapping?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Fall reviews
Fall can get a little awkward when you're falling in love.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Spy 2 reviews
Chloe decides to try a little spying on Clark and Lois herself. Sequel to Spy.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Spy reviews
Jimmy decides to try a little spying on Clark and Lois.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Graduation reviews
Lois is graduating from an online college and Clark helps her celebrate.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Summer reviews
Summer can get a little uncomfortable sometimes.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Second Grade reviews
Skyler, Clark and Lois' son, continues his adventures in the second grade.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
April Fools reviews
Lois is pregnant and Clark doesn't like Lois.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
A Sister and A Brother reviews
Clark and Lois are on their real honeymoon when one of their stories comes with them and they have to pretend to be siblings, as well as figure out who is trying to have them bumped off. Takes place after A Wife and A Husband.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
A Wife and A Husband reviews
A sequel to A Maid and A Butler. Lois and Clark are undercover as wife and husband in Las Vegas.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,730 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Satellite reviews
Clark finally repairs the satellite and catches up with Lois.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
First Grade reviews
Lois and Clark's son, Skyler, continues his adventures in the first grade.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,178 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
12 Days of Christmas reviews
Lois and Clark get closer over 12 days of Christmas.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,713 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Return of Bizarro reviews
Bizarro Clark has returned and creates a Bizarro Lois. Together they wreck havoc.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Clone reviews
Lois Lane has been dead 3 years when a lookalike shows up, believed to be a clone of her. Clark is getting married to Lana. Will a clone of his late wife be enough to stop the wedding?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,513 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Crystal Ball reviews
Lois sees a glimpse into the future that leads her to believe she's an adulteress. She tries to change the future, putting everything into jeopardy.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,996 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Kindergarten reviews
Lois and Clark's son, Skyler, goes to kindergarten. Kindergarten is a little different when you're the son of Superman.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,394 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Family Reunions reviews
Clark and Lois are engaged and have to meet their respective extended families.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
A Maid and A Butler reviews
Lois and Clark go undercover as a maid and butler.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Wizard of Oz reviews
Lois is hit in the head during a tornado and has a Wizard of Oz dream.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
I Want My Parents Together! reviews
It's a sequel to I Want Mommy! The entire future Kent Family ends up coming and has to keep the past from altering because of Zod.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,485 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
High School Reunion or High School? reviews
It's their tenth reunion at Smallville High. It soon becomes high school all over. Only Clark and Lois have their memories intact and they must find out who's behind it and how to get back.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,585 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Amazons reviews
Clark and Lois go to Paradise Island, where they meet Diana and help her on her way to becoming Wonder Woman.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,376 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Truth, Justice, and the American Way reviews
How often do we take our freedoms for granted?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Married to Lana reviews
Clark wakes up in an alternate universe, where he is married to Lana. Is he happy with her?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Sleeping Lois reviews
Chloe is directing a play for the kids at the hospital. She asks Lois to be Sleeping Beauty and Clark to be the prince. It goes horribly wrong when Lois actually pricks her finger and falls asleep.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Stolen Identity reviews
Someone has stolen Lois' identity. Who is she and why is she doing it?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Jail Birds reviews
Lois and Clark spend New Year's Eve in jail.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
A Smallville Christmas Carol reviews
Lois doesn't like celebrating Christmas. 3 ghostly visits help to change her mind.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Lois L. - Complete
Clue reviews
It's a Smallville version of the game, Clue. Lionel is dead and one of the 6 guests killed him. They all had a motive. Before the police are called, they must figure out the room, weapon, and killer. Suspects are Lex, Lana, Oliver, Lois, Clark, and Martha.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Turkey Day reviews
Clark and Lois' first Thanksgiving as a married couple.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Babysitting Lois and Clark reviews
Clark must babysit a young Lois and Lois must babysit a young Clark, while trying to figure out how to send them back. They both will learn to appreciate each other's childhood a little better.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Lost Chapter reviews
A Smallville version of Superman Returns.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,054 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Possession by Costume reviews
It's Halloween and Clark has to save the people at a Halloween club from becoming permanently possessed by their costumes.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Chapter 7 of Chloe's Autobiography reviews
Lois begins her career in journalism and she also meets Richard White. Told in the future from Chloe's point of view.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Divorce isn't Easy reviews
Lois and Clark are divorcing. The people in their life aren't sure why.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Elroy reviews
Lois gets a cat for her birthday.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Lois L. - Complete
The Adopt A Sister Program reviews
Lois is in a program that brings her in contact with a Linda Lee.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Last Daughter of Earth reviews
It is the Superman story in reverse. It is Lois living on Krypton because Earth was destroyed.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
I Want Mommy! reviews
Clark finds his future children and must figure out how to send them back. He also wants to find their mother before they make him crazy.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
The Elderly Superheroes reviews
A sequel to An Elderly Reporter. There is an unexpected continuation of the prophecy.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
An Elderly Reporter reviews
Clark meets an elderly lady from his future.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Internship reviews
A Smallville and Spiderman crossover.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Mer El and Lady Lucia reviews
Tempus attempts to destroy Lois and Clark by keeping their ancestors from marrying the right people.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Easter Kent Style reviews
Just a little story to celebrate the Easter holiday.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Reporters of 1938? reviews
Lois of 1938 is transported to the body of her 2006 self and vice versa.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Our Dog Krypto reviews
The day Clark and Lois find Krypto from Lois' point of view.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Complete
Bracelets reviews
Lois and Clark put on Kryptonian bracelets. What will happen?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
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