Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Mediator.
Okie.. First off, I wanna say that I AM NOT FUNNY. If you think I'm funny (which I'm not) then I have just BRAINWASHED you into thinking that I am, but really, I'm not. BWAHAHA! Now, since I said that, I must've reversed the whole brainwashy thingamahjigger, so here I must do it again. PSYCHOBABE313 IS HALLAARRRIIOUUUSSS!! YOU LAUGH AT HER JOKES!!! SHE IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MEEETTTTT... YOU MUST READ AND REVIEW HER STOORRRIIIEEESSSS...
Good. That's settled now.
Psst... Hey, guess what? MOO!
Sorry.. Moment of randomness there.
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And now for:
Stuff you don't really want to know about me, but I'm going to tell you anways!
Name: I'm not authorized to give out that information, at this point in time.
AKA: THE FUUUNNIIESSSTT GIRL IN THE WOOORRRLLDDDDD...
SN: Wouldn't YOU like to know???
Birthday: Janfebmarrilmayunely 8920, 40012- in the country Zawoogala, on the planet JX-33-YN
Hobbies: Talking to the voices in my head, obsessing over fictional characters, scaring innocent children, running away from the police because- oh wait, thats confidential information, getting kicked out of the asylum, and singing very, very, very badly (trust me on this one)
Location: Under a rock. It crushed my head.
Occupation: Making my mom mad at me... It's a full time job, people!
Siblings: One. I won't say anything else about her, just in case she might be reading this...
Favorite Fictional Characters And The Books They Live In: (This will take up a lot of space...)
Draco-- Harry Potter
Jake-- ArrowHeart (Book me and my friend are writing...)
Toby Hemingway- Okay, well he's a real person, so I guess he doesn't count... But who cares?
Spike- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (so it's a TV show... sue me.)
Jesse-- The Mediator Series
And there's more... But you probably don't care...
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