PsychoBabe313
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Joined 03-03-06, id: 1001386
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Mediator.

Okie.. First off, I wanna say that I AM NOT FUNNY. If you think I'm funny (which I'm not) then I have just BRAINWASHED you into thinking that I am, but really, I'm not. BWAHAHA! Now, since I said that, I must've reversed the whole brainwashy thingamahjigger, so here I must do it again. PSYCHOBABE313 IS HALLAARRRIIOUUUSSS!! YOU LAUGH AT HER JOKES!!! SHE IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MEEETTTTT... YOU MUST READ AND REVIEW HER STOORRRIIIEEESSSS...

Good. That's settled now.

Psst... Hey, guess what? MOO!

Sorry.. Moment of randomness there.

Anyways, I would like to introduce you to this ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER!!!

If you review to ANY one of my stories, you will get a FREE STICK! That's right, you heard me! A FREE STICK!

And if you review 2 times, I will even through in a piece of THREAD! All for the price of 2 reviews! Just TWO reviews!

Hurry now, becuase this offer will expire on NEVER! Get your STICK and piece of THREAD before time doesn't run out!!!

And now for:

Stuff you don't really want to know about me, but I'm going to tell you anways!

Name: I'm not authorized to give out that information, at this point in time.

AKA: THE FUUUNNIIESSSTT GIRL IN THE WOOORRRLLDDDDD...

SN: Wouldn't YOU like to know???

Birthday: Janfebmarrilmayunely 8920, 40012- in the country Zawoogala, on the planet JX-33-YN

Hobbies: Talking to the voices in my head, obsessing over fictional characters, scaring innocent children, running away from the police because- oh wait, thats confidential information, getting kicked out of the asylum, and singing very, very, very badly (trust me on this one)

Location: Under a rock. It crushed my head.

Occupation: Making my mom mad at me... It's a full time job, people!

Siblings: One. I won't say anything else about her, just in case she might be reading this...

Favorite Fictional Characters And The Books They Live In: (This will take up a lot of space...)

Draco-- Harry Potter

Jake-- ArrowHeart (Book me and my friend are writing...)

Toby Hemingway- Okay, well he's a real person, so I guess he doesn't count... But who cares?

Spike- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (so it's a TV show... sue me.)

Edward-- Twilight

Jesse-- The Mediator Series

Rob-- 1800-Where-Are-You

And there's more... But you probably don't care...

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The Missing Ryder by StArZiLL reviews
Jess and Rob, after Missing You, are sharing Rob's house and a Political Science class at a local college. But when their professor apparently commits suicide under mysterious circumstances, it's up to the couple to get to the bottom of it...
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
IMing madness by vampirechick123 reviews
take a look at our favorite characters life by oly what they say while IMing each other
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Apudne Te Vel Me? by jade reviews
It all started with that rumor that Harry and Zacharias Smith were secretly dating, which was untrue but try telling that to a certain blonde. Then Ron's attempt to make himself more sensitive seriously backfires. Who said magic made life easier?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,153 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Wasted Beauty and Bananas by Scision reviews
Remus got the sudden mental image of his Charms professor making out fiercely with that mangy, old cat, and shivered. At least he wasn't imagining them doing more explicit activit.. oh, nevermind, spoke too soon. Crack. No Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Marauders' Goose by Scision reviews
Complete. A jumble of senseless but hopefully funny ficlets, where we find Sirius, Remus, James and Peter, and sometimes Lily or Snivelkins, in a Nursery Rhymelike context. Slight James/Lily, I think. 7th year or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,751 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
The Bald and the Disfigured by Scision reviews
Draco, Harry, Severus and Sirius. All fun. And games. And murder. And suicide and poison and... vanishing body parts? No pairing, just crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
A Game of Cards by Scision reviews
Songfic. Nighttime by The Birthday Massacre. Lily finally decides how she feels after years of deceiving that James Potter right and left, leaving him confused till now. James/Lily, 6th or 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pluging In by morning-fight reviews
About Just Listen and how he might sometimes feel about music as an escape. I encourage you to read it!
Someone Like You - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Invitation Only by jade reviews
One-shot. The great tradition, the Leaving Ball, an event that only occured when a Malfoy completed his seventh year at Hogwarts is a great Slytherin secret. At least, it was until Draco Malfoy decided to go out with a bang! This can only end in tears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Next Ten Minutes by Goddess Blue reviews
HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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A Whole New Meaning Of Schizophrenia reviews
There’s a bunch of different kinds of Harrys out there. There’s druggie!Harry, gay!Harry, emo!Harry, gansta!Harry, evil!Harry. Heck, they even have girl!Harry! So what happens when all these Harrys appear in one fic? Mass destruction. Lots of OOCness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Catastrophe Strikes In Carmel reviews
Suze, Ceecee, Adam and others... ON THE INTERNET! Dun dun DUUNNN!
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007