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Joined 03-03-06, id: 1001411, Profile Updated: 05-25-09
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, All American Girl, and iCarly.

Hi. I'm just a person who likes to write and has no life.

Thank you.

P.S. Since I have ADD and figured three years was long enough to keep my old username (creatively named NobodyHasMyUsername - I know, I'm pretty awesome), I decided I needed a change. Why the new one? I dunno, I just really like the word/meaning and I guess I've been feeling pretty serendipitous lately. And some jerk already took serendipity (actually he/she might be pretty nice for all I know).

BLANKET DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING THAT I WRITE FICS ABOUT. DUH.

Stuff about me. Read if you're interested

I like saying dumb things. Well, okay, I don't like it, but I can't help it.

If anyone knows of, like, a twelve-step program that can get people to stop procrastinating, please contact me.

AND NOW...! Stereotypes. LYKE OH EM GEE, I HATE THEM SO MUCH! If you hate them too, put this in your profile (BOLD the ones you are).

I SLIT MY WRISTS, so I MUST be a masochist.
I have a BLOODY DISCHARGE WHEN I PEE, so I MUST have a urinary tract infection.
I like BEANS, so I MUST fart all the time.
I THINK ABOUT JUMPING IN FRONT OF BUSES, so I MUST be suicidal.
I have a WET BACK, so I MUST be Mexican.
I WAS RAISED BY APES, so I MUST be uncivilized.
I ONCE SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I BEAT PEOPLE UP WITHOUT REASON, so I MUST be a bully.
I am HORNY, so I MUST be meaning that in the sexual sense.
I AM THE LAZIEST MOTHER FUCKER IN THE WORLD, so I MUST have no motivation.
I have a BUTT PIERCING, so I MUST be weird.
I TALK WITH A LISP ON PURPOSE, so I MUST be an asshole.
I am ABUSIVE, so I MUST be an alcoholic as well.
I actually like BRUSSEL SPROUTS, so I MUST be inhuman.
I own a RED ELEPHANT, so I MUST be a part of the Grand Ol' Partay.
I have had FIVE ABORTIONS in my lifetime, so I MUST be bad at using a condom.
I constantly MAKE PUNS, so I MUST be an annoying loser with no friends.
I have a PENIS, so I MUST be a DUDE.
I have a POODLE, so her name MUST be "Fluffy."
I HAVE HAIRY PITS AND LEGS, so I MUST be French.
I have NO LIFE, so I MUST be parodying a list of stereotypes and posting it on fanfiction.net

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Sharing is caring by spinlight reviews
Carly Shay: Carly Shay, seventeen, will be documenting via tape recorder the events of meeting number thirty seven of the trials of the SFC relationship." OT3
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,738 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sam P. - Complete
Blue Moon by hyperactivecheskie reviews
Aside from being a metaphor, what exactly is a blue moon? Freddie explains to Sam in between kicks, insults and the occasional awkward silence.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
A Bit of Gossip by the archduke reviews
ā€œIā€™d only go gay for one girl.ā€ Carly/Sam. Sort of.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
iNeed Love and Pork by drano reviews
When Sam buys a piglet that she intends to eat, it causes some problems between her and her friends. But the chance at pork chops isn't the only thing on Sam's mind.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,563 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Let's Strike A Deal, Shall We by uppercases reviews
Who knew Draco had a crush on HER! Anyways, Hermione gets herself caught in a little bet, getting herself stuck with a certain blondehaired boy... DracoXHermione if you couldn't tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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All American Boy? reviews
As the unimaginative title suggests, this is All-American Girl in David's point of view. There's not much more I can add to this short summary other than the fact that it's gonna be really good!
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,787 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008
iDid Not Just Hear That reviews
Some interesting activities were taking place in the Shay living room. Seddie from Carly's POV.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iBond Over Cupcakes reviews
This missing moment is based on that adorable opening scene in "iGive Away A Car." You all know the one. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Pick Up Line is a Misnomer reviews
A Ron and Hermione drabble that I am sure has been done a million times already.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Working Hard Or Hardly Working? reviews
This is my perception of what happened when Harry was distracting Ginny when she was supposed to be studying. Rated T for Talk meaning some naughty words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Daryl and Sharona reviews
Ever wonder about the story behind the whole white trash pet name thing? Well, I did. Here's my take on it. R&R, please!
All American Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Hermione's Humps reviews
Ron's going out with Lavender. Hermione's not happy. Hermione seeks revenge. MAJOR OOCness and a bit of AUness as well. I'm warning you now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete