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Joined 03-03-06, id: 1001550, Profile Updated: 02-18-08
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto.

Honestly, I know none of you are here to read about me, so I will keep this short.

I will probably only write in the Naruto fandom, though I enjoy reading things from the Firefly/Serenity and Harry Potter fandoms. I write what ever crack story might come to my mind, so you'll find the strangest pairings, oddest settings, and all around weirdest ideas here. I usually write humor, but I do stuff like angst and romance when I want to. Also, my updating is sporadic, at best. Asking me for more is not going to help.

There WILL be yaoi and yuri in many of my stories, because I am an omnisexual pervert when it comes to fanfiction. If you don't like it, don't read it. Simple as that.

Any questions, message me. Can't promise I'll answer you, but hey. It's worth a try, ain't it?

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Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Children of the Cobb by WastelandRose reviews
Jayne Cobb whored three laps around the 'verse. His nine illegitimate children showing up on Serenity don't really surprise anyone aside from him. But why are the kids on the run from the Alliance? What will they mean for the Second Unification War? AUish
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,762 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jayne, River
Prodigal by Dyce reviews
PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,607 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Jayne, River
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5248 - Favs: 4,621 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
As Awkward As They Come by NoMittens reviews
The door opened to an unkempt, quasinude, shorthaired, blonde man, who stood scratching the spiral on his stomach. In boxers. With a shotgun. [Sakura has dating problems: Naruto and Sasuke. What's a girl to do? Get even.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
In Anger and Affection by Mana Mihara reviews
I’d spent the majority of my life believing one thing, and then BAM, life smacked me right between the eyes, leaving me dazed and befuddled. Why had I never realized my feelings for him until now? [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sharing is Caring by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSakuHinaKaka? joke ficlet. 'This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk in harem' Sasuke doesn't mind sharing Naruto and Sakura, but they never said anything about Hinata. Humor, mentions of yaoi, yuri and het, oneshot, COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
In The Box by Dyce reviews
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3754 - Favs: 5,030 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bank Job by Dyce reviews
A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Three Weeks, She Sleeps by Annwyd reviews
Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Expected Outcome by Calendar reviews
Occasionally on long missions, Team 7 gets to sleep indoors. Unfortunately for Team 7, they usually have to share a room.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Unwanted Labels by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Sakura comes to terms with public opinion of herself and her relationship with her teammates. NaruSakuSasu, het and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Girls Have Needs Too by Asuka Kureru reviews
Don't you guys ever wish for someone to make out with? No courtship, no strings attached... NaruSasuSaku OT3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Forfeit by Saro reviews
Team7 Genfic. Inhuman chakra hit Sakura with the force of a Katon. It was all she could do to pull it in when everything in her screamed to push it away.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Rituals by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Sometimes missions go wrong. True partners stay with each other through the aftermath. Team 7 futurefic, based on Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan shared universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2005 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Work In Progress by Calendar reviews
He wasn't quite finished yet, but they were working on that. [NaruSasuSaku] [threesome] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Teamwork The Night by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Teamwork universe, Sasuke POV. Did you ever wonder what happened that night just before Teamwork proper starts?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Atrophied Illusion by Chevira Lowe reviews
Sometimes it takes losing everything to realize you had anything in the first place. Sasuke needs to have some common sense smacked into him, and there's a fox-boy keen on doing some smackage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,553 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/10/2005
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Worth by Joosetta reviews
An old betrayal has left Sasuke and Naruto torn apart. Can Sakura mend the rift? SasuNaruSaku,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
Disgraceful by Joosetta reviews
Set after the three year break. 1093 days with Jiraiya, and Naruto has changed but is it for the better? Perhaps he's simply disgraceful. . . NaruSasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Interlude by Sailor Comet reviews
Naruto might live a long life, but a century is almost nothing to the demon inside him. NaruSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2005
Three Pieces of an Annoyingly Difficult Puzzle by Kokoro Kakera HP reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke... Three parts of a complex mess of love and interest. The Konoha village wouldn't be the same without a little action as well...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,949 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 4/20/2003
The Last Step by b-chan1 reviews
Genin, Chuunin, Jounin, these were all just steps to Hokage for Naruto. However, as a Jounin, he hits a small snag. Something about teaching a team? Chapter 8.5: Naruto reflects on his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,787 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 3/8/2004
Tangle by Bittersweet Mika reviews
Sometimes what you end up with, is far different from what you thought you would. NarutoSakuraSasuke ficlet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Thousand Cups of Wine by Sunfreak reviews
Freaks and geeks and the sennin, but before they really were. It's called "friendship," guys, and even they had it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2004
Thirty by Sunfreak reviews
Pillows, shinobi, and the morning hours. SakuSasuNaru in 100 words.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2004
Lessons On an Incomplete Relationship by Sunfreak reviews
Team 10 stumbling along the way to adulthood. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2004
Second Time Around by Sunfreak reviews
The universe is infinite and everything you can imagine is real. TsunadeJiraiya, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2004
This Is Our Place by Sunfreak reviews
Another day, another dollar. SasuSakuNaru a few years down the road.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2004
First Frost by Moonsheen reviews
In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/15/2003
The Journey Between This and That by Sunfreak reviews
Ino and Sakura and things that go 'round. Yuri and shounen ai. .
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2003
The Golden Rule by Moonsheen reviews
Naruto finds himself in a comprising position. Implied yaoi. Let's pretend the formatting works, shall we?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/4/2003
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A Collection reviews
A collection of probably unrelated Naruto drabbles. Will contain a variety of genre's, as well as het, yaoi, and yuri pairings. Rated M in case my drabbles get away from me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008
Cloud Gazing reviews
NARUSAKU oneshot. Naruto wonders what Shikamaru finds so interesting about watching the sky. Fluff entailed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mouse reviews
Oneshot drabble. Just a bit of NARUSAKU fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Flying reviews
Sparring with Sakura was a completely different experience when they were twelve than it is now. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Mud reviews
Team seven is on a mission in the rain, and Naruto has some thoughts on mud. Mentions SAKUNARUSASU, but is mainly NARUSAKU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Bubble Bath reviews
She only wants one thing. SAKUNARUSASU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Cooking reviews
Naruto and Sasuke learn some lessons about kitchen fires. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Laters and Nows reviews
The difference between Sasuke and Naruto is simple: It's later and now. Oneshot. NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Being Home reviews
Oneshot. SAKUNARUSASU. Sakura returns home to her boys after a long mission. Contains fluff, and the mention of sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Make Up reviews
Sakura is fed up with Naruto and Sasuke's fighting, and does something about it. NARUSAKUSASU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Simple Life reviews
ShikaTem. Oneshot. Shikamaru and Temari have a simple relationship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Solace reviews
Shizune and Anko share the same haunt. One night, Shizune lists what the two have in common. ShizuAnko oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Unwanted Feelings reviews
Tsunade hated Orochimaru. Oh, she had loved him once, but she hated him once. TsuOro oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
Pink reviews
Temari never liked the color pink until she came to Konoha. One sided TemSaku Oneshot drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Temari - Complete
Not So Confusing reviews
When you spend all your time protecting two people, love get's confusing. NARUSAKUSASU oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete