DisturbedKittenWritter
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Joined 03-04-06, id: 1002071
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Why I Have This Account

I have to get something out in the open here: I don't paticularly like to write fanfiction, but I enjoy reading it. I also like to review the stories I read, which I cannot do if I do not have an account. I might post a few stories in the future, but for the most part I will just read. Phew, I got it off my chest :P

About Me...

I am a 15-year-old girl living in wet, western Washington. I love to read and write and I have an account on fictionpress with about 13 or so stories (http://www.fictionpress.com/profile.php?userid=511148#bot). My favorite shows on right now are How I Met Your Mother, Bones, and House. My favorite canceled shows are Buffy, Angel and Firefly and my favorite movie is Serenity. I love the Harry Potter books and movies and I adore anything written by Terry Pratchett. Well there isn't mush more for me to say. Feel free to email me, I love to chat :)

Favorite Couples/Types of Fics:

For Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

Anya and Xander

Willow and Oz (don't boo. I liked straight willow! Don't get me wrong, I loved Tara. I just liked Oz and Willow together more)

Xander and Cordy

Humour is always good _ Especially about anya (my FAVE character of all time) and her money obsessed offspring _

I just don't like: Spike/ anyone. I am sorry. I love Spike, but it is way too overdone...and frightening. No thank you.

For Angel:

Fred and Wes (awwww _)

Cordy and Angel

Cordy and Doyle

Humour is always great

I don't like: Spike and fred. It was kinda cute in the showwhen it was implyed a bit, but it is just gross in fanfics.

For Bones:

Just Booth and Tempe. Humour is good too.

For House:

Just humor, my preeties. I only read humour house fics. It is my rule. Don't judge me.

For Firefly:

Simon and Kaylee (awww. warm fuzzy feelings _)

Mal and Inara (aww...more fuzzy feelings)

Every now and then, some good old Wash/ Zoe

Possibly some Jayne and River (I know it is kinda gross, but some fics have actually done it justice)

I don't like: Mal/ Kaylee, Mal/ River, and for the love of all things NOT imbred, NO NONONO Simon/River (it is just wrong)!

For Harry Potter:

Hermione/Ron with just a bit or Harry/Ginny thrown in :) They are the only hp fics I dare to read besides humor.

I don't like: NO SLASH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! It is WAAAAAY to icky. At least Tara and Willow were in canon. I can't stand it when people try to put Remus and Sirius together...it's there fic...but come on! Thats just wrong!

I also don't like: Hermione and Remus fics! I mean, I get it if Hermione has a crush on him...but he wouldn't do anything you people keep saying he would do to her. Yuck.

I ALSO don't like: ANYTHING where Draco is the main character or gets paired up with any non slytherin character. Like spike, it is just too overdone and way too nasty. Why would Hermione fall for draco?

General Disclaimer and My Threats

General Disclaimer: I own NOTHING BELOW except the actual words. Meaning, I do not own the characters, settings, or anything that appears in canon, but the way I write is mine. I would prefer if you didn't steal my fics (why would you want to?), but I wouldn't chase you down and mutilate you (maybe just a bit ;), because all my fanfics stink. My stories on fictionpress though, are ALL MINE and if you steal just a bitty bit of ANY of my original stories (on fictionpress) I will sick my rabid wallaby on you and my friends will dip your grubby little hands in a vat of burning hot oil until you can no longer hold a computer mouse. K? No touchy my original stories. I love them. You can, however, read them and possibly enjoy them (if you for some bizzare reason like rambly, original, supposedly humourous stories that are often labeled as fantsay). Magically Insane and Magically Immature (the story after magically insane) are my babies. You can read the first one here. You can visit the website (yes, I actually have a website for it) here.

I Swear I Am Done Being Mean...

I apologize if I come off as a bit...picky or mean. I can be very sweet (especially in reviews. I get annoying I can be so nice) if you get on my good side. I also apologize for my bad spelling and grammar. Like Xander said, "Reading makes our speaking english good". I read LOTS of fanfics and original stories. Come to think of it, maybe thats why my spelling is so bad. Or, it might be because my friends and boyfriend (especially him...he loves chatspeak o_O) are bad influences on me (grammar goes out the window when we IM each other. I try to use proper grammar, but my brain is all dun broken up). Anyway, I hope you enjoy my fanfiction(s?) and I REALLY hope you take the time to read my original stories on my fictionpress account (DisturbedKittenWriter. Ther is one less 't'), which are soooo much better and have snagged waaaay more of my attention (hugs my favorite stories). All reviews are appreciated, even one word reviews. Hope you all have a great summer. Tah Tah for Now!

With Love,

~Kitty

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All Was Well by kelly marie 123 reviews
The story of how Ron and Hermione carry out their lives after the downfall of Voldemort. Picks up at the very end of Book 7 pre epilogue. Mostly a R/Hr story, but with some H/G and other characters as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,634 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Kitchen Patrol by Tempo reviews
Macaroni and cheese... anyone else thinking food fight? BoothBrennan Oneshot
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Squint Love by mercurybard reviews
Drabble series about the Angela and Hodgins love of season 2
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Safe In Your Arms by xSweetSerenityx reviews
Booth and Tempe go into protective custudy with new identities and a new life. Will they be able to help each other through this difficult time or will Bones push Booth away and out of her new life. BB fluff.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,890 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Pink tableclothes and a snowstorm is all it took by mokimik reviews
Ever wondered how Hermione and Ron would react if they are forced into Madame Puddifoot's? Well, this is my theory.... sweet oneshot....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Simon Says by Operation Milkdud reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny get caught up in a game of Simon Says late one night...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Summer to Remember by Mistyrious Charades reviews
Mrs. Weasley enrolls Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny into Summer Camp for an opportunity to lead their thoughts about YouKnowWho astray but what happens when Zeeves, Peeves cousin, wreaks havoc and causes Ron and Hermione to switch bodies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Boxcar by ModestyRabnott reviews
Ron and Hermione stumble upon something intriguing during their last Prefect Duty aboard the Hogwarts Express, on the day of Dumbledore's funeral. And it might be just what they need to help them move forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Heart of a Butterfly by EWlookalike reviews
It started out as a nice visit to Hogsmeade with her best friend, but it ended as a romance novel. Hermione finally gets the love of her life thanks to the help of butterlies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost Normal by leiasky reviews
After Miranda, River is doing better and has returned to being the bratty sister she had been before she’d gone to the Academy. SimonKaylee
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Confessions by LeSylph reviews
Mal and Inara finally confess their feelings, but not just to each other. MalxInara, takes place after the movie. Please read and review!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Serenity's Play by The Noble French Fry reviews
Serenity's going to have a bit of fun with Mal and Inara... MalInara, as if it wasn't obvious!
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Fortune Cookie by Sandy S reviews
Set between Smile Time and A Hole in the World. Fred receives a note. Fred and Wesley.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Fred B., Wesley W.P.
Comments by See Jane Write reviews
Xander goes to the Espresso Pump and fills out one of the comment cards on Anya.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Xander H., Anya J. - Complete
Speechless by CriesofCapricorn reviews
‘Xander Harris has made me, Anyanka, the avenger of scorned women, a weepy, emotional, speechless little girl. My goodness, what has this man done to me … and why do I love it so much?’ Anya’s thoughts at the end of Into the Woods.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Anya J., Xander H.
In a Broom Closet by vellagirl reviews
Ron and Hermione's friends are sick of them bickering and whish that they would just get together. The solution to this problem is locking them in a broom closet of course! (based on an amazing fic by LogicalRaven, click on story for more info on LR's fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Small Packages by gidgetgirl reviews
5 years post Chosen, Buffy, Willow, and Xander are running a preschool for little Slayers, when Faith returns with a 3 year old daughter who can speak to the dead. COMPLETE!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,400 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Complete
Glow by chivalrysdead reviews
Xander says I glow"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Anya J., Xander H.
Late Shifts by wakeuplazy reviews
I suck at this. Anya didn't die, she's thinking of Xander and all nice things that he does. So basically Xanya fluff, and if that's you thing then Review and there may be more!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Anya J., Xander H.
If Only You Knew reviews
One shot Ron and Hermione think about what their lives would be like if things were different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete