The original ITAOHD. Rewritten version is posted. Please note that the original was published in 2012 and my writing has changed significantly. Thank you for your support! *INCOMPLETE* *DISCONTINUED* *IN THE PROCESS OF BEING NOVELLIZED*

Narcissa Black learned how to glide from her mother. Her sister Andromeda taught her how to feel, and Bella taught her how to lie. She learned strategy from her father. And from her husband… Well. She was still trying to discern what lesson Lucius Malfoy was teaching her. LUCISSA set in The Right Thing to Do universe.

Something blurred in front of her eyes — some refraction of the light, like a prism of colors splashing over him. She remembered him from school so clearly for a moment. As if he had ever swept his arm out and allowed her to walk in front of him anywhere. It felt like another life. A different universe of events. "Granger?" She blinked, and it vanished. Malfoy was frowning at her.

For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes. Draco/Hermione, EWE, Eighth Year.

In the wizarding world, it has long been assumed that men are Alphas and women are Omegas. When Hermione Granger discovers that assumptions are rarely factual, her status as one of only a handful of female Alphas that has ever existed has men falling at her feet. But there's only one man she wants, and like the male Alphas before her, the hunt is on until he bears her mark.

Six months post-war, Malfoy is in serious trouble. He's on the run from the Ministry, Death Eaters, and a deadly curse which is eating him alive. When he hits rock bottom, a change in fortune lands him in 12 Grimmauld Place under the Ministry's custody - and forces Hermione to remember the secrets they've both kept for years. Dramione, Sick!Draco, flashbacks to Hogwarts

He grabbed her wrist with his left hand and pinned it above her head, pressing their forearms together, Dark Mark against Mudblood scar. Death Eater against Muggle-born. "The war left scars on both of us that we didn't ask for. But you still flinch when you see mine. And what's why I will never deserve to have you." Slow-burn Dramione. Canon compliant. EWE.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

To win a wager, Draco and Hermione must convince all of Hogwarts that they've A) shagged and B) fallen for each other. Difficult? Yes. Impossible? No. Especially since Theo forgot to make Draco not telling Hermione a condition of the bet... This is eighth year Hogwarts, fake-relationship fun and entirely POV Draco.

Draco finds himself living a Muggle lifestyle, up to and including purchasing a smartphone and using a dating app made for Muggle-borns and Half-bloods. There, he stumbles upon the profile of the last witch he had ever expected to find. (Inspired by one of my earlier works, Vibrations. Also inspired by Tinder lmao).

It starts as a rumor, and begins the unraveling of Draco Malfoy's sanity. It takes seven words, and suddenly, he can't get Granger out of his head no matter how hard he tries.

"You are at St. Mungo's. You were in a coma." He looks me over again, taking a pause. "I am a Healer here now," he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I've thrown mud at him. Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, "What's your name?"

Professor Granger doesn't think she's looking for anything more than Professor Malfoy's offering. Until he isn't.

A love story between Draco Malfoy and his socks. Oh, and his girlfriend is there too.

"This can never happen again," he warned quietly, waving a hand between the two of them indicatively. Hermione nodded emphatically in agreement, not daring to say a word lest she be terribly rude. Or vomit. Either was an option. Hermione wondered why she had a terrible sinking feeling inside to think that it still might.

Hermione could navigate the nuisances of the court room, but dealing with her lack luster love life was another story. When Draco steps up to be her fake boyfriend and attend Neville and Luna's wedding with her, she just might have bit off more than she can chew. With one bed, a fake boyfriend and a presumed one sided romance brewing, the weekend is sure to be a memorable one.

Sequel to "The Right Thing to Do" - Draco's POV.

"Mudblood Princess," she breathed out. "Disgraced Prince," he murmured against her pulse. Recovering from their stay in Malfoy Manor is hard enough, but Draco is battling a fatal illness of Voldemort's own design and Hermione may be the cure. Forget salvation, with the way she looked at him just now and the heat that touched him with her hooded gaze, she would be the death of him.

A prophecy for Draco Malfoy that changes everything. "I see here, great, great heartache. Tragedy and death follow you, dear boy. You will make many decisions that will ultimately lead to the death of the girl you love. She will die in your arms in the fog of battle. But, that won't be the end. She'll love you too. In another life."

The unintentional annual seduction of Draco Malfoy through a series of ribbons and bows - or - Christmas Fluff with a dash of Secret Santa.

At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.

As if being forced to stay at Hogwarts for the Christmas holiday wasn't already torture enough, it's even more aggravating when Draco considers that it means spending more time than usual with his co-Head, Hermione Granger. And to make matters worse, things get especially tricky once a piece of charmed mistletoe is involved. [One Shot.]

While Hermione Granger is in the Hospital Wing in second-year, Draco Malfoy covertly visits the Muggle-born witch.

"Contrary to popular belief, Granger, I don't make a habit of seducing drunk girls who just got stood up at the altar." "I wasn't stood up. If you'll recall, I did the leaving." Dramione fic, not epilogue compliant. Inspired by the quote "a bird could love a fish, but where would they live?"

On the market for someone willing to look beyond his past and his family name, Draco signs up for a literal blind date. But his day doesn't exactly turn out as he expected.

Hermione is pursuing a research study on dragons in Romania when, one day, a particular dragon arrives at the sanctuary. Only it isn't a dragon – it's Draco Malfoy.

On an early day in August a few years after the war, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger run into each other at the Three Broomsticks, which soon leads to the start of a strictly casual, no strings attached, summer fling. The only condition? At the end of the month, it would all be over. But will saying goodbye really be that easy to do? [Short Story.]

Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.

With the ball fast approaching, Draco Malfoy reluctantly helps a hopeless Hermione Granger find a date. It gives him more trouble than he thought, and not just because she's terrible at flirting. Dramione, Post-Hogwarts. Part 3. COMPLETE!

Hermione is persuaded against her will to participate in a masked auction for charity. Written for Dramione FanFiction Forum's Masquerade Fest. One-shot.

The war ended over two years ago, but Hermione still feels the echoes of strange memories from that time, as though something is missing or has been taken from her. When she sees Draco Malfoy at a Ministry ball and collapses, falling into a coma, the truth about their past together is revealed.

The Death Eaters are an outlaw motorcycle club run by Tom Riddle, a notoriously ruthless leader who works the brotherhood into high stakes criminal activity after the death of their previous president. Draco Malfoy is heir to the throne, but his life abruptly changes when fate lands him in the hands of a young doctor. Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.

Draco Malfoy gets locked a closet with Hermione Granger at a party. But is that all to the story? Comedy, Romance, Mystery and so much smut to come. Dramione 3 part series. Rated M FOR A REASON (smut) -The unofficial sequel to A Touch of Bourbon. COMPLETE! **WINNER: BEST MINI FIC 2017 Dramione Awards**

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.

*COMPLETE* During a school wide Secret Santa, Hermione has the bad luck of picking Draco Malfoy, suspected Death Eater. When she tries to sneakily learn his secrets in order to get his gift, and Malfoy winds up trapped under some mistletoe, things get out of hand. Who said snogging a Death Eater wouldn't land her in a strangely addictive mess? A Christmassy Dramione tale.

Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.

Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)

When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.

Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.

"Granger what the hell?" Draco asked looking at her ruffled clothes, and her face covered in blood. Hermione let out a loud sob and threw herself into his arms. - Draco and Hermione are forced to live together after Hermione gets attacked during patrolling. Relying on her worst enemy to keep her safe, what could go wrong, right?

'The Serpent', a famous thief, has been a pain in the back for Head Auror Harry Potter for almost two years. Determined to see him behind bars, he asks his best Auror, Hermione Granger, to take him down. Problem is, the charismatic thief, proves to be Miss Granger's match. In more ways than one…

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

"Fine! I accept your challenge you bloody arseholes"-Draco "You have until the day before graduation to find a way to get into Granger's pants" -Blaise Draco makes a bet with his two best mates that he can sleep with the brainy female of the golden trio before the end of the year. But what happens when she can see through his barriers and he ends up falling hard for her?

"Zabini, I swear to Merlin, if you say it, I will literally rip—" "-Hermione. Jean. Granger." Blaise enunciated, punctuating every word with a poke to Draco's chest. "That's right, Draco Malfoy. I bet you won't be able to get Goody-two-shoes Granger to fall in love with you by the end of this school year. Take that in your pumpkin juice and suck on it."

After Hermione's cousin boasts about having a boyfriend for the Christmas Holidays, she creates an entirely made-up engagement with a fiancé who doesn't exist. That is, until she enlists one Draco Malfoy's help. All she has to do is get through her family's week-long holiday celebrations.

It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.

It's Minerva McGonagall's first full year as Headmistress of Hogwarts and all is well until one November evening, Sybill Trelawney gives a prophecy that could spell an end to magic forever. Now, Minerva is leading the Hogwarts line in a race against time to match-make two unlikely students and save magic.

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?

Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.

Trying to stay apart, only pulls you closer together. A Marriage Fic with a twist – a fun experiment in marriage, contrasts and distaste.

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.

In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?

She wasn't meant to be with him, and they both knew it. She had obligations and promises to her side, to Ron, and yet she still fell in love with him. It was only a question of choosing her heart or her obligations that would determine their fate. Oneshot

This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**