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Joined 03-05-06, id: 1002591, Profile Updated: 10-14-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Batman, and South Park.

Hey hey, if you're reading my stories, I'm sorry that I'm updating slowly but I have a problem with ending my stories in a good way. I will finish them soon enough though.

My favorite person in the whole world is Freddy Krueger. He is so awesome. Which all of my friends are so tired to hear about. Me and Alice in my class have the same argument at least once a week. Who is cooler; Freddy or Pinhead? Krugster for the win! Pindude for the lose! Anyway, I am writing a fic about him right now and I hope to have it finished some time soon!

My second favorite is The Joker. And even though I think he is at his best when he is alone I really like Harley Quinn. Man, they crack me up. I am a fool for the Joker and I can't picture the world without him.

I am a real manga- and comic book nerd. So some of my stories will be like Naruto and One piece and such. I'm also a really big Harry Potter nerd. I sat in that stinking line for seven hours on June the 21th and then I read non-stop for 20 hours. My beauty sleep took a big hit that day.

I also happen to be a big supporter of slash :) If you don't like, that's fine, we all have different opinions. So maybe I'll write some slash stories and if I do you can just keep your flames to your self. I'm bi myself so I might just take it personally, (I'm kidding, freedom of speech and all that.)

Name: Tinto

Age: 18

Gender: Girl, couldn't you tell from my intro?

Hair: Short, red.

Eyes: Black/brown

Hight: 5' 7 (170 cm)

Favorite item: 3 meter long scarf

Favorite film: Impossible to tell 'cause it changes every day

Favorite book: Same as above

Least favorite person: Lyra -:utter hate:-

Quotes I like and/or have said:

Can pigeons stumble? -Tinto

“Even though he looks to be about 5 foot 3 inches, I still voted for The Kruegster, because he took a hit to the chest from a sledge hammer, fell over the upstairs railing onto a matress then had a light bulb blow up in his face and was still 100 ready to slay... Mad respect.” Unknown awesome person

And because I shared it the taste slipped into the sand. -Tinto

Mickey, it's eeeasy! ... I've read about it. -Blood brothers

"I know what you are!" "I'm the best there ever was!" -Peter Pan(film)

If you were me... I'd be ugly. -Peter Pan(film)

"The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings”- Alice in Wonderland

I can't explains myself I'm afraid sir, because I'm not myself you see. I'm afraid I can't put it more clearly, for I can't understand it myself to begin with; and being so many different sizes in a day is very confusing.- Alice in Wonderland(book)

It would have been funny if it wasn't so pathetic... Oh whateheck, I'll laugh anyway. Hiyahahahahahahahaha..! -Joker

Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there. In the asylum. Just remember if it ever gets too tough... There's always a place for you here. -Joker, A Serious house on a Serious earth

Something like that happened to me once. I- I'm not sure. Sometimes I remember it this was sometimes an other. If I'm going to have a past I'd preferit to be a multiple choice! -Joker, The Killing Joke

But I thought..! I thought you’d let me be Jack again... -Tinto’s Joker

"I've never seen him live and in a way I don't want to, because everyone needs their struggle. Batman needs his Joker; I need to always wish that I'd seen Prince live." -Patrick Stump (Not just a quote I like because of the Joker reference. I like Patrick.)

I'm just the dog who saw the rainbow... Only.. None of the other dogs believe me. -Kate and Leopold

No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck! -The 25th hour. (Love this entire monologue but it's really long so I just put in the end bit.)

It feels like when you've taken an overdose you know. You have to move around all the time because when you fall asleep you die. Now everything is okay 'cause I'm with you guys and we're talking and all, but when I get home later and I really get the time to think about it, it will hit me what just happened. That's when I "die". -Tinto (from the saddest moment of my life.)


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Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Path of the Jester: Inner Demons by Jokerlady reviews
The Joker has tried every crazy plan to destroy the Bat without success...what happens if he decides to try a sane scheme. The catch...If you want to recover your sanity, sometimes you have to visit dark, places in your own mind. Joker origin...my view.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 273,723 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Maw by Magpie05 reviews
Batman stews and Joker giggles. Bruce Wayne is confuzzled. Arkham Asylum pulses darkly, looming like a nightmare, larger than life. Batman/Joker slash.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
A Matter of Need by LameBicycle98 reviews
A bomb threat has the Dark Knight visiting Arkham to have a conversation with everyone's favorite Clown Prince of Crime.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
That's Not Funny by The BatThing reviews
Dick Grayson's first encounter with the Joker.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Richard G./Nightwing, The Joker - Complete
The Day Kyle Slipped Away by Ben Barrett reviews
Kyle dies, and Stan doesn't handle it well. Angsty songfic. Oneshot. Based on the YouTube video by EvilSpork. Just like the video, it is not really slash but you could easily interpret it as such if you like.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Stan M. - Complete
The Game We Play by Dark Jester reviews
IMPORTANT: Please check out the FULL and edited version of TGWP on http: // thegameweplay . live journal . com /profile
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,622 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13710 - Favs: 8,315 - Follows: 6,854 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Exploitation by SugarAngel6493 reviews
Look up the title in the dictionary and you'll know what it's about. Sorry about being gone so long, guys. Summer's here, so the updates will be coming back.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,903 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Belief by Planet Mads reviews
[Spoilers for recent Chapters.] Uzumaki Naruto and Nara Shikamaru. The friendship between them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Carefree No Longer by saltoftheearth reviews
JD is forced to revisit past trauma and is finding himself back in a place he never thought he'd be again.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,940 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - John D./J.D.
The Day Harley Quinn Laughed by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Though she is his, she is not like him. He laughs real laughter, and hers is fake. He is insane, and she has to pretend. She is tired of it, and she knows if she was mad like him he would love her. So she'll go to her limit, and try to become insane.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Why Vyvyan hates Cliff Richard by Muttzrock reviews
Vyvyan explains why he hates Cliff Richard so much. SLASH RickVyvyan! Rated T for language
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Rain, Rain, Go Away by Poltergeist Girl reviews
Vyvyan finds himself thinking about his personally forbidden feelings for his flatmate. Rated 'M' for language and homosexual references.
Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Broken by Poltergeist Girl reviews
It's the anniversary of Rick's parents' death, so this is set after the second series. Vyvyan tries and is unable to bring himself to console his flatmate lover, but that doesn't matter because... Rick doesn't cry. Rated 'T' for homosexual themes.
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
The Changing Tides by Faylin-Linx reviews
Tides are ever changing, rolling in and moving back out, and so is the relationship that the Joker has in mind for our hero. Was interviewing the greenhaired madman a mistake after all?..Only time will tell. Read and Review
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Regeneration by Rack reviews
Violet needs to regenerate. When not even winning feels right, where can she go to find herself? —SyndromeViolet. COMPLETE—
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,940 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
It's Either Love Or Aliens by Sunrise over the Tango Factory reviews
Something very weird has happend to one of the guys and Rik knows who to blame...Thatcher, and if its not her it's the aliens!
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Blonde by Mistah Js girl reviews
The Joker reflects in a poetry/free thought thinking about Harley Quinn, and their relationship, perhaps his true feelings?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2001
Too Much by Mistah Js girl reviews
This is about how much Harley Quinn really does love the Joker. which, as I found from personal experence is too much. If you ever wondered what it means to love someone too much, and how there can be too much love read this. It's short, simply, and sad.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/1/2001
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A Dream about a Nightmare reviews
Hannah is a girl who has an unhealthy fascination with Freddy Krueger. And when she ends up in a coma she is thrown back in time and finds herself someplace oddly familiar, will she survive? Ninth Chapter up! Rated T for language and violence.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,893 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007
Did you know? reviews
The boys are in a car accident and gets trapped in the debris. Kyle and Cartman have a talk while they wait for help. Not really slash but you can see it the way you want to see it. Rated K due to slight language and violence.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Short moments in the life of the Joker reviews
I've taken a few sentences from the book Mr Nice and then I wrote a short scene to each of them. Enjoy R&R Rated T just in case.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - The Joker
Fear, is power reviews
Scarecrow knows something. Something that is of great importance to all Batmans enemies. But Joker might find out first! I suck at summaries. My rating skills are worse so rated T just in case.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Sakura worries too much reviews
Sakura and Ino run into some of Sasukes friends and Sakura worries. A short oneshot. Just testing how to upload really.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete