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Joined 03-05-06, id: 1002639, Profile Updated: 10-06-12
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Fallout, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Joshua, twenty-three years old, Ohio, United States.

I've been writing fan fiction since my junior year in high-school, and as such, you will notice my writing style diminish as you venture further down my story list. I only really keep my older stories around out of nostalgia.

The stories I write are usually born from a desire to see a certain story idea pursued and my own high standards ruling out several stories that are attempting similar paths though with a horrific disregard for syntax, punctuation, realistic dialogue, and/or proper story flow. That said, I don't believe myself the best at those. I'm simply better than most, in my own humble opinion.

I'm not out to make anyone in particular happy with my stories, though I do enjoy when that happens.

If for any reason a decision that I've made in the course of my storytelling displeases you enough that you decide not to read anymore, do us both a favor and don't leave a lengthy review stating this fact to me. It is a waste of my time and of yours.

I do have abandoned/discontinued stories on my profile. I keep them around because someday I may work most/all of my favorite elements from them into other stories of mine.

I rarely leave reviews on stories, though I am attempting to improve.

Reviews along the lines of "Great story, update soon!", despite what many other fan fiction authors assert, actually do inspire me to continue writing.

If you are interested in actually knowing a little more about me, I have a deviantART profile. Feel free to head over there and give me some art ideas to fill up my profile. I like to consider myself fairly good.

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A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 3,937 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by robst reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 5,792 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Magical Saga of Halle Evans: Year One reviews
Halle Evans knew she was unusual. She'd always simply figured it was a personal quirk; everybody had them. But when she finds out that her quirks are a little more pronounced than your average person's, she's thrust into a world of magic and mayhem. Join the Girl-Who-Lived as she forges a path decidedly different than her canon counterpart's. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,957 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Harry P.
A Door Ajar reviews
"Fine! You want to leave so bad! Go! And don't come back! Stay with your freak friends, 'cause you're no longer welcome in this house!" Little did Vernon Dursley know the impact these words would have upon Harry Potter and his friends. When the only semblance of a family the Boy-Who-Lived has kicks him to the curb, Harry has to find his own way. And boy, does he.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,838 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sweet and Salty reviews
In which various demigods contemplate life, love, and the absence of murderous mythical creatures bent on world domination. A drabble collection to test out my writing arm as it applies to Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Some Kind of Comical reviews
Post DH, pre-epilogue. Ginny breaks up with Harry. Hermione breaks up with Ron. Add in copious amounts of alcohol and repressed sexual ponderings, and you find yourself with...well, this story. Discontinued due to boredom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An Effortless Show of Segue Prowess reviews
What if Hermione had been born one month premature? Just one month? Why, she'd be a second year in Harry's first year... Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,285 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Disparate Set of Events with Coinciding Elements reviews
Riddle is defeated, but Harry's still got four years of school left. Return to Hogwarts, where the Dark Lord's defeat doesn't mean any less adventure for our stalwart hero. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Fireside Chat reviews
While wandering the Capital Wasteland, the Lone Wanderer, Aloha Yarborough, and her companion, Butch DeLoria, are set upon by a yao-guai. Butch wakes up after being rescued, and the pair chat under the moonlight. FemaleMC/Butch friendship. Minor spoilers.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
Connection and Capacity reviews
Sort of a missing moment from the sixth movie. Very short, but hopefully very sweet. Harry and Hermione talk about nothing in particular while he comforts her on a stairwell. Takes place within movie canon. May do a followup if the reviews are good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Dance When You Can Slay The Dragon? reviews
It was all so simple. One date was unavailable, so he asked another. Little did Harry Potter realize that a simple change of Yule Ball plans would change his life as he knew it. Started as Yule Ball fic, but hardly classifies anymore. HHr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,431 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Now What? reviews
“Hermione, let’s do something for ourselves for once,” Harry insisted, taking her hand. “Dash the Weasleys, dash everyone’s expectations. This…” he gestured between the two of them. “Us…I feel like this is something I could do for the rest of my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Compulsion reviews
Fred and George learn the compulsion charm in class one day and decide that Hogwarts needs a little more love, specifically their little brother. Things don't quite go as planned, though. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Romance of Neville Longbottom reviews
Just a little oneshot that popped into my head. A ball is thrown to celebrate Voldemort's defeat, and a strange girl asks Neville to go. Please read, it's not just another ball fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
Revelations on a Stairwell reviews
A sort of what if story about the Yule Ball scene in the GOF movie. What if Harry had decided not to leave his friend crying on a stairway? Happy, HHr ending. Now with second chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lamentable Tale of Terry Boot reviews
Oneshot. Somewhat AU. Terry Boot conspires to go on a date with Hermione Granger. Hermione thinks it's an innocent dinner with a friend, but Terry has other things on his mind.... Warning: Scenes of sexual assault, but nothing too terrible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
First Date reviews
A little oneshot in which Harry and Hermione go on a date under a dare, and it leads to an epiphany. Harry's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Help reviews
Fifth Year. When Harry acts as Voldemort's mood aerial, what happens when he plays host to some unexpected feelings towards Hermione? My first fic, so be gentle. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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