Not every Slytherin ends up in the Snake Pit. Some cave to parental bias, some follow friends or family, and some make a calculated decision to align themselves with the most underestimated house in a bid for safety and security. Well, only one girl did that. But she read those books, no way was she dealing with all that plot. SI/OC Drabble Fic

Prompt-You can go to any fictional world you want, but as the opposite sex. Mercy DeWitt; student, general wallflower, and girl becomes Mercy D. Witt; pirate, first-mate, general lunatic, and mistaken male relation to Monkey D. Luffy? (Rewrite is posted as Witt and Redux)

Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

People always talk about how great the Sharingan is, 'it can see through any genjutsu' 'It can recreate any ninjutsu' 'It can predict the future.' But I never really believed them. Not until I unlocked my own pair, and made a startling discovery, "Itachi-nii I can see new colors!" Yeah, I may not have been the most noble of Uchiha, but hey, at least I was having fun? SI/OC

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

When Trafalgar Law first laid eyes on her, he knew her powers could be molded into a tremendous force to be reckoned with. Thanks to her captain, his chance literal flew away. But now, he found her again in the most unexpected of places. He won't let his chance slip away again, though not even he could have guessed what would come from recruiting a fabled mage to his crew.

"How many lives would you sacrifice for someone you love?" It's a question she was once asked in an ethics class, in another lifetime. Now, decades later, as she stares at the boy sleeping peacefully next to her, she finds that she still doesn't know the answer. In which an SI/OC has the dubious pleasure of being reincarnated as the twin of Aizen Sousuke. Discontinued.

Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

In which a sick little girl changes absolutely everything and nothing. [Reborn OC]

His first remembered thought was "Harry? How dull." Reincarnation story. Harry Potter is nothing like what the wizarding world thought he would be. Manipulative!Dumbledore. False Prophecy. Johnlock. Severitus. Now starting second year, my take on the Chamber of Secrets. "A Study in Identity"

Extra scenes and snippets from my story Walk Two Lifetimes. Originally posted on tumblr.

Pakkun meets Maito Gai (also known as "who, that freak? No, he is not my rival, I don't care about him, he will get over it") when Kakashi is already a chunin and the boy still a genin. (Or: Kakashi/Gai, seens through Pakkun's point of view over the years.)

After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.

The prologue. A death, a character, and a nightmare. Character death, undeath, a vaguely eldritch horror, and the pain of losing a new video game before you get the chance to play it. One-shot.

Christy Taylor (oc) arrived in the world of Twilight during New Moon, and became a vampire immediately. Now she has to try and fit in, and when she goes to find the Cullen's for help she finds Bella alone. She decides to help Bella pull out of her depression and tries to teach her to be stronger, all while trying to keep her safe. (Bella/OC and Bella/OC/Tanya)

Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry

The war's over, Kaguya has been defeated and the five great Shinobi Nations have gone back to their homelands to nurse the wounds left behind. In an attempt to preserve peace, the five Kage have agreed to implement in a new measure; war veterans between villages are encouraged to take part in the Five Nation Letter Exchange Program. Or how a girl from Kiri ends up in Konoha. Sly AU

After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark

Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!

"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

"Hello there, and welcome to the Quidditch match that nearly everyone's been talking about. The nargles have been excited too; they forgot to throw my socks out of the dormitory window this morning. It was rather nice, as my toes are warm now. Cosy. I quite like having warm feet. They're like toast. Maybe I'll try it more often." More of Luna's legendary Quidditch commentary.

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry) DISCONTINUED

Petunia's life was a series of greens, and they were coming to get her. "Her parents were green again. So was Petunia. Lily was emerald, a cut above the rest." Oneshot.

After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.

SakuraxNarutoxSasuke Gender-swap PWP. Setting: Post-war *AU*. Little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy-dogs' tails. Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Young adults are made of hormones and cussing and an identity crisis waiting to happen. Especially when you wake up in a body that's the wrong gender... ("Romance" is frenemies with benefits?)

Sequel to Tossing Stones - Bella's circle of friends and admirers grows, much to Rosalie's displeasure. Rose wants to slowly introduce the idea of being with Bella to the human, but with all this competition slow may not win the race.

She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely

He can tell you what orphans look like. And murderers. And soldiers. And mothers. But he won't. / the deaths of thirteen order members, and a study in scars.

Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.

...And the punch line is for their ears only. / When Greg started yet another drugs bust, he expected the decomposing ears and infuriating detective, but not the war hero husband leaning against the kitchen counter. Johnlock AU.

'Lily Evans is very good at hiding things. Presents for friends, notes in classes, bags under eyes, tear tracks on cheeks, screams stuck in throats, cuts on forearms.' The standards Lily set for herself are shooting up, but all things that go up must come down, usually in the most painful way possible. trigger warning for self harm

'Apparently I was in the bathroom when God handed out the Favoured Odds.' Cassandra Cirque, the Mayor's daughter, is the 68th girl Tribute from District 1. As far as she's concerned, the lack of Marlboro Golds will kill her before the other kids do. At any rate the Capitol wasn't prepared for a doomed girl with, as she so delicately puts it, 'very few fucks to give.'

A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.

For Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the odds are far from in their favour. The 74th Hunger Games will change their lives in every way- if either of them make it out alive.

HP/FMA - Despite warnings, Icarus flew too close to the sun, melting his wax wings and plummeting him into the sea where no one noticed. However, unlike Icarus, Ed would not give up; if he could not fly, then half-drowned, he would walk.

AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!

Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.

Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.

After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki

Been working on this a while and wanted to share it, it's a little 'cheat sheet' I put together to help with naming characters from the hunger games universe. Please R and R. x

"Narcissa used to want to be a Muggle princess, like the ones in the fairytales Andy secretly read to her. Druella broke her tiara when she was six." / 20 things you never knew about Narcissa Malfoy.

Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Gus/Shawn WARNING:...fluff? "After two and a half decades with Shawn, Gus has learned there are certain rules to follow if he wants to keep his sanity."

He wonders what it must be like to be the giver and not the receiver, the healer and not the resigned patient. It’s been years since he’s had to wonder if he has cold hands. HayatexSakura oneshot, rated for content.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.

Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

This fic contains FMA end of series spoilers, do not read if you don't want to be spoiled. FMA&Harry Potter crossover, but I promise this one makes sense. Professor Edward Elric takes an interest in a brilliant student by the name of Tom Marvolo Riddle.