Hello there. You can call me Chris and I'm from Australia.

Due to the repeated instability of this site, I have officially shifted to posting only to AO3. I'm sorry if this is inconvenient for my readers here, but I'm just done with the site being so unreliable. For the past two years now the backend for writers has been abysmal, even to the point of already posted chapters disappearing on readers.

I am not removing anything and I will still maintain my login here, so will still reply to PMs and reviews if you wish to send them (though I will likely only check them periodically). My works are all available in an identical state (or even improved, thanks to the extra rich text options) on AO3, including some works that never got cross-posted here at all. As here, I do not moderate or block any comments, so feel free to leave whatever remarks you like on my works. I even enjoy the flames and hate comments. They make me giggle and help boost my stats.

To be clear, this means that Book Five and onwards of Glastonbury, the remainder of Boy-Who-Lived...Is Over There, and any new stories or chapters on my other works will not be posted here forthwith. Sorry again. If this truly upsets any of you, I direct you to the Fiction Alley twitter account linked at the bottom of every page to voice your displeasure to the site devs. If they can fix the flaws in the site, I would happily resume posting here.

I still highly recommend that anyone reading this looks up Matthew Reilly. The man has a gift for action. And I've nicked a few of his characters for Glastonbury. My works will still be almost entirely Harmony in nature. That's just how the ideas form in my head. Sorry if you don't like that pairing, but that's my OTP. As such I point out that if you find this idea unpalatable, perhaps my work is not for you.

Also, this is permission for any fan artists or writers who wish to use any of my works as inspiration to make their own fanworks, I am fully ok with that. If something I wrote or said inspires you go with it and make your thing. I have no desire to quash anyone's creativity. If you wanna write your own version of one of my ideas, go for it. If you want to make art of any of the moments in my fic, please do. Have at my brain and do with it as you please. However, I am still a broke nobody and make no money from any of this, so I do not have funds to spend on commissioning work. If you message me asking to commission my works, the answer will be no, coz I can't afford it. You have my complete authority to do anything you like freely with my work, but I just can not afford to commission it.

My AO3 account is Tyrannic_Puppy. My Tumblr is harmony-heaven and my Twitter is Esby452.

Link (such as FFN allows): archiveofourown [dot] org [slash] users [slash] Tyrannic_Puppy

My Challenge:

Magical Bull in a China Shop - There were many frightening and dangerous creatures in the maze for the Triwizard Third Task. So what if Harry had knocked the Cup into one of these? How would bumbling Pettigrew and Babymort handle a rampaging creature?

Requirements:

- Harry accidentally knocks, spells or otherwise causes the TriWizard Cup Portkey to hit a creature in the Maze during the Third Task

- Creature must result in a team being sent from the Ministry to investigate the Graveyard

- Can be any rating from X - XXXXX (I will send copious amounts of internet cookies to you if you can figure a way for a Billywig to get sent to the Graveyard and end up foiling Voldemort's plans)

- Must interfere with the ritual

- Show how the Champions return to the front of the maze without the Cup

- Those at the school must learn of the event before the crowd disperses

Recommended:

- Prefer pairing of Harry/Hermione if any

- Tom and Peter do not need to be captured, but it is prefered

- Canonicity of the fic is entirely up to the author as long as Harry is in the maze

Length is entirely up to the entrant. But I do love a long story if you choose to do so.

Please PM me if you take on the challenge as I want to read all entries. Also if you have any questions.

AO3 Collection with links to all (known to me) entries for the challenge: archiveofourown [dot] org [slash] collections [slash] magicalbullinachinashop [slash] works

If you have any questions regarding either my fics or myself, please send me a PM, I am an open book.