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Joined 03-06-06, id: 1003267
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello all, I am a male with the first name of Will living somewhere in the United States. Have fun trying to pick me out with that description!

Now, onto my pet peeves.

1. Bad grammar and spelling. Please people! Make an effort to at least use correct punctuation. Or even stop using 'u' instead of 'you'! In fact, just an effort to use our friend the period would be good!

2. Slash. I have nothing against homosexuals, but I try to avoid reading it wherever possible.

3. Evil Harry. One word. Bad. Do you really think that Harry would become like the monster that killed his parents? I think not.

And now that you have finished listen to my rather short rant on things that make me want to run around screaming, I will give you an update on my stories.

Blasters and Wands: My muse is currently eating Pixie Stix by the crate, I will stop doing these crossovers when he/she/it deicdes he/she/it want's to be serious. For all I know, that could never happen.

Will, Master of Inconsistency! (And God-Awful spelling. But hey, at least I try.)

P.S. D&D contributes to most of my madness, I hope that explains some things. That and Star Wars. And Ctrl-Alt-Del. (webcomic)

P.P.S. I bit off more than I could chew with classes, so I probably won't be doing anything for three or four months until I get my feet set. Thanks for putting up with me.

Update: Blasters and Wands has been updated, and its rating has gone up, as Harry and Adali will be getting in touch with their more sadistic side. I could probably make that case that it's still T, but better safe than sorry. A Study in Elves is gone. It may be back, depending on if I ever get around to rewriting it or if someone else feels like taking over. Should you want to take over, let me know.

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Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, Harry fights to stay ahead of enemy machinations. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 201,995 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 4,055 - Follows: 4,428 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9346 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 2,928 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/4/2005
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,013 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 8,328 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 6,531 - Follows: 6,874 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Finding Himself by S. S. IDGET reviews
CH 26 UP!Post OOTP: AU: Harry leaves Britian for the summer, and journeys to America without alerting anyone.Join him for adventures and new friends,but even Harry can't have a normal vacation as the OOTP and DEs search for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,168 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7012 - Favs: 7,306 - Follows: 4,195 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
There and Back Again by Jess S1 reviews
During the summer after fourth year, Harry unwittingly makes a wish... which takes him to another world. He needs to find a way home, but he also has to decide where his home really is... LOTR/HP Discontinued for Revision. THIS VERSION WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,536 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
In The Company of Secrets by Dream Red reviews
A set of recurring dreams provoke Harry to delve into the history of some of the most powerful wizarding families in order to begin his fight in the war. ABANDONED: note at top of chapter 61.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 89 - Words: 420,992 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Rise of A Dark King by Naga's Shadow reviews
Attacked by his enemies, framed by the ministry,and betrayed by his friends Harry Potter is cast into the darkness. Only to be saved by the most unlikey person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Black Phoenix BOOK 1 by Puck Silverbreeze reviews
[AU] Harry Potter learns many a secret. Green Way, Mystra Chosen, Dark!Harry but Lightaligned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,714 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Children of Prophesy by amethyst sylph reviews
An incident in space causes Anakin and ObiWan to land on a planet in the Unknown Regions. There they will discover a whole different way of using the force, and secrets long kept from both the Jedi and Sith Orders. Will eventually be an AU ROTS. AnakinPa
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,069 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005
Harry Potter and Star Wars by MixedUpAgain reviews
HP & SW crossover. It takes place right after Harry Potter's 6th year. Harry learns that he is a Jedi, a powerful Jedi. But could this be the power that the Dark Lord does not know? Theres only one way to find out...May the force be with you
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,793 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 5/14/2005
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harrys Relief by pen-paper-action reviews
Harry's summer and sixth year at hogwarts should have been perfect, the new defense professor, back to quidditch, and spending time with his new love. but darkness looms as always, and voldemort is not content to allow harry any joy, PLEASE R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,167 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Rivers of Blood by Soulforger reviews
Azkaban!Harry, Dark!Harry. After three years in prison, Harry's out for revenge and for his enemies' blood. warning: violence, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4191 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Black Ascension by Omni Black reviews
Post OoTP will have HPB Spoilers. Harry decides that he wants to be in control and away from Dumbledore's Manipulations. Appearences and perceptions are changing, true faces are shown, secrets revealed. Independant, dark, not evil. Grims and Heritage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,387 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9714 - Favs: 12,802 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Imperium Rising by SotF reviews
When Harry is betrayed and sent to Azkaban, someone from another universe senses him and prepares him to do something completely unexpected. Is the Wizarding World prepared for a Dark Lord of the Sith? Finished
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,667 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Lost in Middle Earth by LATMC reviews
Hermione invents a time portal that can take people to other dimensions. When she, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, and Ginny, try it out, the portal malfunctions and Harry wakes up alone in the Shire. Can he find his friends and save Middle Earth? COMPLETE!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 132,574 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
Dark Phoenix by DiamondPhoenix reviews
ON HOLD Harry takes a path he never thought he would walk. To live his life, he must embrace his darkest nature. But exceptional weapons makes his path a dangerous one to tread. A Dark!Harry, but Lightsided, fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,157 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Blasters and Wands reviews
Being rewritten, mostly because it sucks. And by rewritten, I mean completely overhauled. Come back, well, who knows when. If someone wants it, feel free to use it, just let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,441 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P., OC