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Joined 03-07-06, id: 1003810, Profile Updated: 09-21-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Mentalist.

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."-Fight Club

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Will You Marry Me? by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
He hopes that if he asks enough, she'll eventually say "yes". J/L COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 4,923 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stay by Viva La Vostra Vita reviews
Draco's gone. That leaves Hermione with a choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything About You by njhill22 reviews
This is the story of a very unlikely pairing in a love, hate…more hate relationship. This is a cynical look back on how it all began and the maddening realization of why it hasn’t ended. A Harry, Pansy pairing. Yes, I have undertaken the implausible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Three Times by greatestheights reviews
Ron's ears are red, Hermione is being a know it all, and Harry is counting. RonxHermione oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Mediocre Things reviews
Patrick Jane is absolutely certain that he's in love with Teresa Lisbon. Teresa Lisbon is absolutely certain that she's in love with someone else. Rated T because I just can't help myself.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
The Blue in the Fire reviews
"Apparently, you're the only one my wreck of a heart will allow in my dreams. Now tell me...am I selfish? Or am I lucky, that I've found someone I care enough about that they take precedence over everyone and everything else, even when I'm asleep?" LJ
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Something Borrowed, Something Red reviews
Mashburn asks Lisbon to marry him. The office shrink asks Jane how he feels about that.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Pros and Cons of Loving Patrick Jane reviews
Because Lisbon needs reasons for everything she does, including falling in love. Jisbon drabbles.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
To Own A Malfoy reviews
Draco Malfoy becomes Hermione Granger's personal slave. What could be better? DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Save a Life reviews
Ron is with Lavender. He daydreams about her, laughs at her stupid jokes, and constantly talks about her. And Hermione can't stand it anymore. LB.RW.HG ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Simon Says reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny get caught up in a game of Simon Says late one night...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete