Author has written 5 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, and Holes.
Ok Hey Wassup? Here are some things about me:
Age:Old enough to know better, but young enough to say "Screw them" and do it anyway
Name: my real name? haha nice try but here you may call me Triskel if you wish
Hobbies: soccer (although soccer is more of a lifestyle for me :-P), basketball, writing, singing, laughing about my Grandma's 22 lb. cat (A Maine Coon named Fonzy) and annoying the hell out of my brother and hanging with friends
Siblings: One older brother, by sixteen months, he's 6'6" i try not to make him mad...even though his nickname is the gentle giant...
-kicks brother and runs-
Pets: A border collie named Hunter (haha) and a cairn terrier (toto dog) named Meisha (she's an idiot)
My friends are insane here are some quotes to prove it:
No it doesn't it means "Fuck me" - Jack
"SHUDABAW!" - Blake and Josh lmao (making fun of people at a basketball game)
"STOP MESSING WITH MY NANANAMAJUKI!" - Philip "Fil" Pratt
"Your mom left me wide open last night! ...wait... I... left your mom wide open last night? Crap." - Cody
"The pernicious snakes were no match for the even more pernicious Sameul L. Jackson" - Lauren (a vocab sentence)
"You see, Scooter, some people enjoy the bloodsport of it. It's like when you see a puppy in the tracks and a train's coming, and you're like 'Oh, this is going to be good.' You, Scooter, are that puppy." - My Teacher Mr. Parke -twitches-
"Flip on 95.7 and take a right" - Andrew
"Plant + sand + fire : ("- Pratt
"I'm going to Alt+F4 you if you don't be quiet." - Pratt again
"SWEET CROWN OF THORNS!" - ...Pratt once more
"okay, so if I win, I get a tuft of your hair." - J.P.
"I put the mental back in Environmentalist." - Ria...
"ok guys let's start the wave... is that alright with everyone?" - Phil "likejesusexceptbetter" Mulkey (another teacher but this one is eighty and can still dunk a basketball...he's a olympian)
"It's Amish Gone Wild! You'll never believe what these people did when we gave them the camera! 'Oh i took my bonnet off! I feel so dirty!'" - My dad...
"Abby i swear to god if you don't erase that dot" - Warner who shares in my OCD-ness
"Illigitamate? you mean she couldn't read?" Rachel being stupid in the locker room
"He could fit inside my big toe" - Rachel on how skinny Leah's brother is
"You know, I wonder about what would've happened if Hitler had gotten high. Or sexed. He'd have been a much happier person." - Leah
"If I had the balls, I would poke your creampuff right now" - Lauren on Jack's chocolate pie
"I'm like a taco...I'm good to go" - Rachel S.
"Why do you have that Elliott?" "Oh this? I just found it. Ihave been screwing things all day long" "It's sad that you have to have a tool to do that" Mr. "Debm" Reeves and Elliott
"B&E Off Subject Inc. is proud to present...Mexical...the Mexican Musical...With theme songs to Pina Colada!" - Lizi
"I had to fill in for all of these people who were sick and having abortions..." - Mary Paty
"Thou shalt not beat someone to death with a chicken" - Mr. Parke
"Look! Mr. Palmer is falling asleep!" - Rachel S. during a science lecture
"Is there like, a pattern?" "No Elliott, there's never a pattern" - Rachel and Elliott on math homework
To my mind the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to all of your problems and never ask a thing in return. Cows will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them you can kill them and eat them. Perfect! - Lizi
And even though i haven't seen one really yet: X-Ray/OC
Favorite Other Quotes:
"We all have the access to shovels, but that doesn’t make us all gravediggers. " marilyn manson
in engrish Oh a shooting star licorice! - Mikey Day "Wild n' Out"
Who lit Toph on fire? - Sokka "Avatar"
“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.”- Anaïs Nin
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell
"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip". - Jonathan Carroll
"If I knew everything then i would run for God." - Klinger MASH
"Katara: Uh! (Katara slaps him really hardand walks out) BOYS!
Zuko: (Rubbing the part of his face that Katara slapped) Girls!
Everyone gives DemonDaughter a look.
DD: What? I'm a demon. We're immortal. Duh" - Chapter 7 DemonDaughter's Story "Of Water and Fire"
he caught that thought by the ass and threw it into non-existence - Chapter 9 NewInTheSun14's story "Avastasia"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage
"And the seasons they go round and round
"Who are you? They called out, at the edge of the village.
The measure of genuine civilization, it has been said, is the quality of life for a nation’s poorest and least privileged people. By that measure, we are barbarians. Our current level of inequality cannot be justified or sustained. -- Robert McChesney
“In a simple girl's mind, she believes that a cloud, is not only filled with dust and water droplets, but of a journey. A cloud could take you wherever you want to go. It sees the sand dunes, and the moon-lit hills, and it sees tall buildings, with lights on, showing the hardest of workers. It sees grief, and it sees happiness. It sees life, pulsing through the world, ending no where but beginning everywhere. A cloud, should not be looked on, as something that will bring rain, and sadness, but something that will bring a million wishes, that will pour down onto the world, so the earth can soak them up and grant them to the souls that have wished the hardest.
But who is to say, what a cloud really is? A scientist? A philosopher? The world's smartest man, or the world's brightest woman? I wouldn't know, because, my mind is owned by a simple minded girl.”-unknown
"Lunch is served...and it sucks" - Geoffrey Butler, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
"Yeah, snarky, it's a word. Google that shit it exists. I'm not kidding. Snarky, great word. Google magic, my friends." - Dane Cook
"Quack damn you!" - Jamie Hyneman
"Look down on me and you'll see a fool. Look up at me and you'll see a god. Look straight at me and you'll see yourself" - Charels Manson
“But then the Roman Empire fell like this- "oh shit". And we went into
Today, well-known mob hitman Johnny Two-Shoes admitted that he was once hired to kill a cow in a rice field using only two small porcelain figurines. Police reports indicate that this is the only known incident of a Knick-Knack Paddy Whack. -Colin Mochrie "Who's line is it anyway?"
"Life isn't about finding youself, life is about creating yourself" - unknown
"maybe, I need to see the daylight
lately, something here don't feel right
"My grandmother, she had the life-force - she had that extra power-pack, you know in 'Escape From Colditz - The Boardgame' and you could get those extra bits of rope... well, she had a lot of life-force packs, y'know, she had a load of them... She just kept going - she had three strokes, and she was paralysed down the left side, but she was going - on the zimmer y'know, racing on the zimmer in the old folks home.
And the Grim Reaper must have been there, 'Come, old lady, it is your time. Come, follow me... to the Land of the Dead we must go, across the River Styx on the boat; across the River of Death - two please, yes, one and one OAP... do you have change? Look - are you coming?' My gran's still at home, 'No - I'm staying here, I've got stuff to do! Not sure what, but I've got stuff... I've got to sit around and talk weird for a couple of years...' Which was sort of unfortunate in a way because she was an energetic woman; she got that 'grancoat' - you know at a certain age you get that grancoat, and the cake on top of the head..." - Eddie Izzard
I believe Satan is a Southern Woman saying "Hi honey, I'm going to set you on fire but first I made you a pie" - Some comedian
"The horror of finding yourself is to realise you've been gone" - Unknown
I believe every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars that way, every person at the crime scene is looking for that bullet - Chris Rock
"It's like the Easy Bake oven from Hell" - Grant Imahara
"This painting is by Leonard Pasiff"(pronouncing the last name like "poo-seef") "Ah, I always wanted to see Pasiff arts (pussy farts)". - Rob Hoffman and Method Man "Wild n' Out"
"I wish you out of the woods
If this is gonna run 'round in my head
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colin'." - Chris Rock
“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!”
“Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.”” - Eddie Izzard
"It's rather difficult to be a murderer without killing people from time to time, you know" - Erik (Phantom Of The Opera)
"Tell him he's allowed to let himself fall... while he's hanging between Earth and Heaven."
I'm sugar, spice, and everything nice. So bite me
"When you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart because hearts can be broken but circles never end." --Unknown
Come to the dark side we have cookies
The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff and I laugh harder.
Faith is a shield erected to protect love;
My insanity keeps me sane! Imagine how I'd be without it @[email protected]
"I have said before that metaphors are dangerous.
- Milan Ku
"The scariest thing in the world (besides white canvas) is if mirrors remembered everything they saw." --Flip
" A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, If Photoshop acts like a jerk, then so will I!"
"You don't smile because you are happy, you smile to be happy" ("Monsieur Ibrahim"
Life is tough, but I am tougher
~All the world's a stage. You just missed rehersal~
I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it
I took an IQ tests and the results were negative
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You are just jealous that the voices talk to me and not you
Auntie Em, I hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not your sport
I used to be indecisive. Now I am not sure
I have decided to be indecisive
My kid had sex with your honor student
Aint you gonna dance? -Major Payne
Me and shrek drank this magic potion, and now we're sexy! - Shrek 2
How you doin'? - Joey, Friends
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Die! Pig Die! I saw what you did to my friend! Bam! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive! Bam! Bam! Bam! - Major Payne
Look! He's got a rubber booby! - Meet the Fockers
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Cppy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't done this, congradulate yourself by pasting this to your signature.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar
I really don't believe in certain things, like drinking and doing drugs and all of that stuff, I believe in getting the most out of life in my own way and if I don't, I'm not going to blame anybody except me. And for all of those people who believe that getting high is the most amazing feeling in the world, you are painfully wrong. Like the Native Americans, I believe that being eye to eye with a bald eagle is the highest level of consciousness.
I really hate people who judge me. People look at me and they think I am intimidating or mean, just because I am really tall and fit. Or they think I am like my brother. That's just not fair. Get to know me before you judge me.
I am a free spirit in every way possible. I do things my way and when I want to do them.
I have spent three years in and out in physical therapy. Literally all of the ligaments and tendons in my body are too long and my joints dislocate. It has gotten to the point that last time I went in for something, the therapist looked at me and said "I don't even need to do an evaluation for you...I already know what's wrong"
And...I like fire. The definition for pyromaniac is: a person who has an obsessive desire to set fire to things. I believe I personify that completely
Random Glimpse Into My Life:
/\Evil Chemistry Teacher/\ ~7 (yes she has devil horns and a tail): Where is everybody?
Me: I ate them
Room turns dead quiet everyone turns and looks at me
Philip: You said that a little too fast there...
Also on the subject of Global Warming which seems to have the entire world in a tizzy: It's all propoganda. Yes, the earth is warming up but people fail to realize that the main increase in temperature in the last century was between the years 1900 and 1940. It has only increased 0.6 degrees Celcius and when you put it in perspective, to the Earth, 0.6 degrees over one hundred years is not much. The Earth has had two Ice Ages and it had to get warm sometime. For all you people who believe Al Gore, there are some facts you don't know about him. Like the fact that on his property in Tennessee, he has a drainage pipe two feet wide draining nitrates and phosphate into the Caney Fork River. My Grandma's farm is right near it and we can see the pipe. For people who have seen "An Inconvenient Truth" watch this too: