AloofAndAndrogynous
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Joined 03-08-06, id: 1004567, Profile Updated: 01-30-12
Author has written 17 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender.

UPDATE... For those of you wondering what happened to the links, here is what FFN has to say... "January 27th, 2012 -- We are taking temporary preventive measures to stop the increasing trend of spammers targeting the site. For the time being, external links within user profiles will be disabled until a long term solution is devised."

So here is the link to my uncut works... just copy and paste this into your browser. http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1296784539

Bonjour, messirs and mesdames! I am Aloof and Androgynous, crack writer extraordinaire!

I am addicted to the show Avatar: The Last Airbender and enjoy reading ATLA fanfiction. I will post all of my works here albeit they are edited. You can thank FFNet for being Nazi bastards who have no idea what quality control is. They won't allow tasteful smut here, but they allow pieces of crap to float all over the place. So, you can find my unedited work is at Adultfanfiction.net here...

My Stories... (direct links to the uncut versions are included in this list)

Iroh's Tea (Iroh x Katara, humor)

Cold Shoulder (Pakku x Katara, general)

Hunter's Delight (Jun x Katara, mild humor)

In the Forest (Tentacles x Katara)

By the Fire (Zuko x Iroh, shota/fluff)

Bath Time (Toph x Katara, fluff)

Warmth on a Cold Night (Hakoda x Katara x Bato, general)

Spark in the Ice (Sokka x Katara, fluff)

Gentle Breeze (Gyatso x Aang, fluff/shota)

Taming the Beast (Jun x Katara, sequel to Hunter's Delight)

Desire (Zhao x Katara, dark)

My Lord (Zuko x Aang, some humor)

Under Lake Laogai (Long Feng x ??? (multiple pairings))

The Moon is my Mistress (Yue x Katara)

Toph Always Tops (Toph x Katara, Toph/Katara/Suki)

Explosion (Combustion Man)

My Sweet Prince (Iroh x Zuko)

Possible Upcoming Projects/Ideas... Xin Fu/Toph, Roku/Aang, Mai/Ty Lee

What do I write, baby? Crack pairings, that's what. I like reading Zutara, Kataang, other pairings, and slash/yuri (as long as they're all well written) but I love writing crack for the challenge! It's just fun to create crazy pairings, you know it is. And for me, there's a thrill in writing crack.

If you want to flame me or scream at me for writing odd pairings...see if I care. No matter how odd my pairings are, I work hard on them and they are better than any of the following work that I see plenty of here...

1. shitty Avatar Sue/Sparklypoo Sues with 1337 _bending powers or Second Avatars or Aang's long lost sister or some shit.

2. 'how I landed in the Avatarverse and then Sokka and/or Zuko and/or Aang fall in wuuuuuuv with me and i have 1337 skillz and omfg gorgeous looks!'

3. unrealistically written stories where the canon characters are horribly OOC where Zuko is some emo angsty pussy, Katara is a PMS bitch, Aang has ADHD, and Iroh does nothing but drink tea.

4. stories that show a utter and wanton disregard to the rules of grammar and proper English.

These clutter up the ATLA archive here and waste space (well actually, this applies to ANY fandom!). These kinds of stories take up pretty much like 90 percent of the space here (what a sad waste) and my worst writing is still a hundred times better than any of these stories, so there! In my list of favorites you can find QUALITY work that will not burn your eyes out upon reading. I am thankful for the Pantheon for their wonderful work and encourage them to do whatever they must to clean out the fandoms of the disgusting Sues and poor writing!

And if you want to flame me because you think what I write is disgusting - FUCK YOU. No one is making you read my stuff and I label it accordingly so if you ignore the warnings and go on to read it and feel disgusted - IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT! I work hard at my writing and I frankly do not care if you don't like crackpairings (like I said, I label them clearly and no one is making you read them), and if you flame me you will only be encouraging me to write more. I mock and laugh at all of you flamers. Ignorant fools!

If you want to talk with me, just email me at aloofandandrogynous AT yahoo.com!

Special message to Zukoaang1- YOU'RE A CLOSE-MINDED LOSER. Don't whine like a n00b of /b/ who has just seen his first guro, just because I wrote something you didn't like. It is YOUR own fault you did not read the warnings.

DO NOT PM me about where you can find the uncut versions of my stories. I provide clear links right here, in my profile. Look at the links. They will lead you to the uncut versions. Again, do NOT PM me and ask me to send you the uncut versions of my stories, or where you can find them. Such PMs will be ignored, as I have recieved too many in the past when readers ignore the information in my profile. READ MY GODDAMN PROFILE AND CLICK ON THE LINKS. Thank you.

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Kiss of Fire by CultOfStrawberry reviews
A long time ago, Fire Lord Zuko lost the Waterbender he loved. But second chances make things all the more fun! ...Action, angst, drama, tension, romance, and a cute little Prince, it's all here! It is Zutara as you have never seen before! :Sequel to Slow Heat:
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 262,792 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Prophesied by Elenea Galad reviews
When the Fire God Agni decides to play matchmaker, a chain of events is set in motion which will save or destroy the world as it is known. As the pieces take the playing field, only the Prophesied Four can end the chaos. multpair ocwarning
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 196,778 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara
Volcano by CultOfStrawberry reviews
The Fire Lord is lonely and desires the company of a certain Waterbender. He will let no one stand in his way, especially not the Avatar. Naturally, said Waterbender will have something to say about all of this! ... Final story in the Cold Fire trilogy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,710 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Hot Water by CultOfStrawberry reviews
Romance, action, drama, and a kickass Agni Kai scene all here! Zuko has finally captured the Avatar and his gang for keeps and reclaimed his birthright, but he realizes that honor is much more than that. Zutara all the way as you have never seen it!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,172 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Got Your Heart in a Headlock by Kat A. Klysmic reviews
Takes place after ep.1 of season two. Zuko and Iroh run into Aang and the others in a mountain sanctuary. Aang and Sokka are forced to leave an injured Katara behind with two old women, Zuko, and Iroh. ZUTARA!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,062 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Infinite Abyss by catharticdeficit reviews
[AU] Katara is Zuko's slave and tries to help him in capturing the Avatar. Goodbyes are said too early and I love you's too late. ZukoxKatara songfic. Rated M for sexual references.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,494 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Superstition by Outsane reviews
Zuko and Toph have joined Aang, and the group is finally complete. Now on their way to Ba Sing Se, can the Gaang avoid capture with both the Fire Nation and the Bei Fongs chasing them? \:\Zutara/:/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 63,136 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Zuko, Katara
reset destiny by ZeroSoul reviews
Muted Fate, part two: The monsters under the bed have become real, demons are taking over the Fire Nation, and the world is on the brink of falling apart at the seams...all because of the Avatar. chapter 19 is up
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,553 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Downfall by Dungeonwriter reviews
Zuko discovers the perfect plan to capture the Avatar, but it comes at the price of his personal morality. FINAL Chapter. Katara and Jet's master plan and the fate of the Avatar! Please read the sequel by Shadow Wasserson!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 202,858 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Loves Forgotten by Zukoscute2 reviews
The Fire Lord has kept the world at peace for four years. But now, unless he gets one waterbender, he will declare war upon the Water Tribes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Katara, Zuko
My Heart's A Battleground by xXOathkeeperXx reviews
Zuko battles with himself to see what he wants and what his father wants, Katara and Zuko battle their pasts and fears together, while Haru and Aang vie for the affections of Katara while searching for her, ZUTARA...with a whole NEW TWIST. SEQUEL UP!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 105,266 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Katara, Zuko
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Sunset by fuzzy-ninja reviews
[ZukoKatara] Book 1, short, short, short drabble.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Hardened Winds by Tenebres d'Eden reviews
A conspiracy that taints everything in black. Would the avatar really try to kill Katara? And is his best friend capable of siding with the Fire Nation, delivering a staggering betrayal that has happened already two years before? [COMPLETE]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Complete
Boiling Blood by kellythegreat reviews
Sequel to 'Steam' : Zuko is guiding Aang to the North Pole, with Katara by his side...but is Admiral Zhao becoming what Zuko thought he had destroyed? And what fate will rule the Avatar? Gets intense, by careful.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,378 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Rebuilding by Anonde reviews
[completed Gen fic with ships galore] Has an Epi & a Wedding. Set 8 years after the end of the 100 Years' War. Recently widowed Katara lives with her two children in Kyoshi. One day, a Fire Navy fleet appears on the horizon, causing chaos on the island.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,626 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Birth of the Huntress by VanG Ziggy ZA reviews
A two part story dealing with how June went from an innocent seven year old girl to one of Aang's greatest bounty hunters of all time
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
All They See by Madame Band Geek reviews
I’m sorry, everyone. And this is all you see. The finale in the Ponder Chronicles
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Katara - Complete
Unmatchmakers by Jakia reviews
Lt. Jee and several other soldiers decide to get their fortune told, only to find out that their own Prince Zuko is going to fall for a Waterbender! Now, it’s a race against time and fate as the solders try to stop this from happening! [zutara humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Dangerous Ground by wilderness-writer reviews
Ready for a Zutara fic filled with action, romance, and a new plot? Then come, tread on Dangerous Ground and see what happens when water and fire collide. Can the two exist peacefully, or will they both be destroyed? The fate of the world may hang on it..
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 107,329 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Ho'Wan Island Carnival by Vicki So reviews
What happens when Aang, Sokka and Katara spend a day in the greatest year round carnival on Aang's birthday? How will Prince Zuko deal with trying to act like a normal teen while still hot on the Avatar's heels? Zutara, Comedy, Angst, and more! COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
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Under Lake Laogai reviews
Under Lake Laogai, Long Feng reigns supreme...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Katara, Long Feng
Toph Always Tops reviews
...whether you like it or not. Toph x Katara and x Suki in chapter 3
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Katara, Toph
My Sweet Prince reviews
Zuko is all alone in exile on a ship full of men, and Iroh is there to comfort him...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Zuko, Iroh
Explosion reviews
Read this. It are hot. I know because of my learnings. I think this is the first story ever featuring Combustion Man getting some... LOL.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Katara
The Moon is my Mistress reviews
The Moon Spirit Yue has spent years in the darkest regions of heaven, and is tired of being lonely...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Katara, Yue
Desire reviews
[AU] The Water Tribes have been defeated in the Siege of the North, and the survivors are now captives of the Fire Nation. The Fire Lord takes notice of a certain member of this defeated tribe. Surprise pairing! :3
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Zhao, Katara
Bath Time reviews
Katara and Toph get to know each other during a nice bath in the hot springs...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Toph, Katara - Complete
By the Fire reviews
Iroh decides to teach his sweet young nephew some of the things he needs to know... Iroh x Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Iroh, Zuko
My Lord reviews
Zuko is Lord of the Fire Nation, and the Avatar is his willing and eager lover... Yaoi
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Zuko, Aang
Cold Shoulder reviews
Pakku x Katara...nuff said. Trust me, it's a hell of a lot better than it sounds... humor, arguments, and snark abound!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Katara, Pakku - Complete
In the Forest reviews
Katara and tentacles. Yes, people, you heard right. Read and enjoy! being revamped, pardon the missing chapters
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Katara
Iroh's Tea reviews
Iroh plus Katara plus tea equals pure crack... X3
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Iroh, Katara - Complete
Taming the Beast reviews
Sequel to 'Hunter's Delight' Katara escapes from Jun, so the Huntress has to track her down... and a surprise ensues.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Jun, Katara - Complete
A Gentle Breeze reviews
One night in the Air Temple, Aang learns a few new things from his loving mentor... Gyatso x Aang, Fluff
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Aang, Gyatso - Complete
Spark in the Ice reviews
Sokka loves his sister, and cannot deny his feelings. He decides to risk revealing them to her...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sokka, Katara
Warmth on a Cold Night reviews
Katara finds herself in a most unexpected situation back home. Post War fic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Katara, Bato
Hunter's Delight reviews
What the Avatar fandom needs is some quality yuri...and here it is! Jun x Katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Jun, Katara