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Joined 03-08-06, id: 1004592, Profile Updated: 10-18-10
Author has written 7 stories for Saiyuki, Harry Potter, and Dragon Age.

For those of you that have been subjected to my fanfic so far, you'll realize that I update very slowly. That's because I write fanfiction as a way to cure my writers block for my own stories. So far it hasn't worked that well :) I'm not very prolific in either forum.

I stay mostly with Harry Potter. I'll even go so far as to admit that I'm a Severus and Hermione shipper :) If there's anything specific that you'd like to know, feel free to message me. I'm never that sure what to write in these things.

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The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
First Loves and Last Loves by blue artemis reviews
Ron learns the difference between being someone's first love and someone's last love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nowhere Warm by boots26 reviews
Hermione receives an odd letter which leads her to believe she may not be as much of a know it all as she thinks...when it comes to her family. One man may hold the key she needs to unlock her true identity...but at what cost? HGSS later.Disregard HBPDH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,731 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Oh My God! by XPlainJaneX reviews
Oh, the bloody Gryffindors could never get anything right. Maybe he would sit her down and explain exactly what you did when you walk in on your boyfriend cheating… I'm going to need rope and a sharp knife and what's that muggle stuff called again…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thank You Lord Voldemort by Resqgal reviews
In Harry's seventh year a curse Voldemort creates has unexpected consequences. HPSS Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,258 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Soul's heart by Morloth reviews
A mirror of love has turned Hogwarts upside down, and when not everyone can deal with who they see as their reflection... things get complicated. HGSS and others
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,762 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tension and The Spark by Molvanian Queen-In-Exile reviews
Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,066 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hard Times for Severus Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus is working on a male enhancement potion and Albus informs him he has to mentor an apprentice over the summer months. We all know who that is, don't we? Graphic Content, AU, HUMOR, lemons and more M/F
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,838 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Words by worldsapart reviews
Bill and Fleur think Percy needs to find a girl and settle down. Their misguided attempt to give him a push in the right direction leads to hurt feelings, an accidental confession, and a Friday night that no one had planned. Post DH, no epilogue. Percy/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2008 - [Hermione G., Percy W.] [Bill W., Fleur D.] - Complete
The Matchmaker by Joy Cutting reviews
Complete!You thought one Snape was bad? What happens when the Potion Master’s twin shows up and starts plotting? Severus and Hermione never stood a chance. SSHG. Response to 'Twins' challange at WIKTT.Rating back down, M content not posted on ff.n.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,117 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is My Undead Life by Ana the Romantic reviews
GR Fiction Ahead! Things change after being undead for three years. As a reaper, you notice people move on, and you get to stay. But staying behind with other reapers isn't so bad, right? Right? Takes place a year after the second season.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,253 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Veelan by Oro4 reviews
It started off with one bite... and ended up more he imagined. Draco finds Hermione to be his mate and marks her, but what else happens after that? Why does a certain newly made veela have more than one mate? Will everyone get along? DmHgHp NOT A CIRCLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,674 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Medicine for the Gay Soul by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
[One Shot] Ron thinks Harry and Hermione are gay. How will they get over thier gayness? Ah, simple really, Harry is Hermione's medicine. And Hermione is Harry's medicine. Better than summary. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Make Much of Time by Mundungus42 reviews
When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,572 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Swamp Rats Unite! by culturedthespian reviews
ONESHOT. Just a list of things that you guys should follow to become a true MASH fan. Of course, if there is anything you can think of to add, let me know! Just for fun.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
XYZ's of Parenthood by writeaboutweasley reviews
For a project in a new class Harry, Hermione, and Ron signed up for for extra credit, Harry and Hermione must be assigned a child for a few months. Who will be their child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Echoes by bananacosmicgirl reviews
“The cries of a young child echoed through the corridors.” Snape has a daughter but few know the secret behind her existence. Harry is confused and Hermione decides to step in. HPSS, Mpreg. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Whose Line Is It, Hermione? by dedanaan reviews
My last minute entry into the Whose Line Is It Anyway? challenge on the WIKTT ML.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sixty Second HS Fanfic by Veresna Ussep reviews
If you only have a minute to read a H/S fic that touches all the familiar bases, this is the one. Rating is for use of the F word, though no real smut is depicted darn!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Bianca reviews
Varric finally tells the story of his beloved crossbow, so he can gain the love of his bird.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Hawke (M), Varric T. - Complete
Forgotten Vows reviews
Its the Golden Trio's final year. Voldemort has been defeated. He still has a last gift for Hermione though. She dreams of a dark man, a crowd of people, and she's wearing white. HG/SS while she's still a student. She will be over age.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sparkle Ecstasy
They say love is the weapon that he knows not of. Has anyone considered making him? drabble crackfic, mentions of drugs. The result of dinner conversations, so head the crack warning
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Breakdown and Recovery reviews
Hermione is betrayed by Ron, and decides to drink the pain away, but you can meet some of the most unlikely people in a muggle bar. 2nd chapter added due to review requests
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pulling Teeth reviews
sometimes getting someone's attention can be difficult, at least a little OOC, sorry about that
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Accidental Observation reviews
What happens when Snapes finds Harry abused and no one else does anything.Sorry, but I had to try writing one for my self
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,501 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Film reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the gang got bored and went to see a movie?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
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