DBasty
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Joined 03-09-06, id: 1004676, Profile Updated: 02-29-08
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

SUP! Dbasty here!

The fact that your here either means:

A) you read my story
B) just checking my name from a review or something

Anyway, if your here it means either you want to learn more about me, or... your really bored and are just profile surfin. Don't deny it... its quite fun when u find the oddest profiles. Check out Neotonix for an example.

Name: Scroll up a bit... should be in big black letters.

Age: Old enough to drive, but not drink... T-T

Sex: Male

Status: High...drugs rock! (just kiddin... but i'm high on something... lol)

Mental Status: If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body... then only the left handed people are in their right minds. I'm right handed just so you all know

School: Hate it. lol...

Country: - a country is a geographical entity, a territory, most commonly associated with the notions of state or nation. (exert from Wiki) geez... look it upz on d dictionary, not author's profiles if ya want d definition.

Good Anime: Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Black Cat, Detective School Kyu, Law of Ueki, Negima, dual parallel trouble adventure, Megami Kouhosei, Zero no Tsukaima, Elemental Gelade, Danny Phantom, Air Gear

Pairings:

Naruto x anyfemale
Sasu x saku
Shika x Tema
Chou x Ino
Neji x Ten

Other anime: too lazy to state em all.

Main Project:

Godai Naruto;
My First Real fic. lol. the other two were just for the moment fics. Sorry to all those who enjoy the fic... but i'm not sure if i can continue it... my real reason for even writing it is gone... e.g.me and my ex broke up...

Ja Ne

Remember, Don't take life so serious, its not permanent

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Kawaii no Jutsu by Takara-Myatsu reviews
Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Naruto U.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3747 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 8,059 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Encyclopedia Ninja by drunkdragon reviews
What if the Kyuubi, when Naruto learned to tap into its chakra, gave him more than just that? What power lies in its gifts? NaruHina, KakaKure, maybe more. AU. Possible OOC. Originally called Kyuubi Personalities. lemons. complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,979 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Where Eagles Dare by dave-d reviews
Off training with Jiraiya, Naruto literally runs into someone he hadn't seen for a long while. [Naruto x Hinata]. The story will be humorous and slapstick to start, but grow deeper and more serious as it evolves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 194,597 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Badboy Outtakes by Aena Paula -Echidna reviews
Gaara outtakes continued! I finally watched the newer episodes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Gaara, Zabuza M.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 4,883 - Follows: 596 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Godai Naruto reviews
WHAT IF Naruto learned more then Kage Bunshin from the Forbidden scroll. WHAT IF he wasn’t a total idiot. Emphasis on TOTAL. Read as Naruto becomes a living legend. GODAI Naruto. Naruhina, Shikatema, Nejiten, Inochou, Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,553 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Odd Moments reviews
Chapter 1: End of KonohaIwa War: How it really happenedThis is just a series of random humorous ideas.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2007
Watch what ya say, or ya might get hurt! reviews
Ever wondered what things Orochimaru keeps inside himself? What would happen if Orochimaru said something he shouldn't have. Read to find out what happens
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete