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Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4978 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 3,159 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,647 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wilderness of Mirrors by Scarlett Burns reviews
Sands must confront madness headon, and rediscover himself in the process, if he wishes to reclaim his life. But how does a blind man survive in a wilderness of mirrors? Sequel to Sands Through The Hourglass.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,217 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 9/29/2006
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Must Have Been Love by wtvoc reviews
AU-Human, Normal pairings. Alice thinks her roommate and her cousin are Made For Each Other. What say her cousin and her roommate? And why is it that love always has to get so very, very complicated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tragically Original Tale of Bella's Love Life by ladytransformed reviews
Follow Bella Swan, the glorified wallflower, who hates Edward Cullen, man-whore, at first sight but proceeds to enter a contrived relationship with him anyway. They soon find that they are soul mates and surprisingly so are their best friends! AH Parody.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vulnerant Omnes, Ultima Necat by Florencia7 reviews
MidAWE.Elizabeth is distraught when Jack is found dead in the ven a chance to see him once again,she travels back in time to say a hurried goodbye.But is the fear of severe punishment strong enough to suppress the temptation to change destiny? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 64 - Words: 297,248 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., James N. - Complete
Unwrapped by JoVersify reviews
All Bella wants for Christmas is to be immortal and The Cullens are gonna give it to her! First fanfic foray - For jandco & WtVoC's A Very Cullen Christmas Contest. One-shot. Read this flaming pile of excrement at your own risk! TONS OF RIDICULOUS CITRUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Importance of A Good Stretch by le jen reviews
AU-AH. One shot. A chance encounter with a stranger leads to shared coffee and stretching exercises
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Physical Telepathy by caligula42 reviews
AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Don't Let Your Guard Down by BackstabberEm reviews
It's 7th year of Lily and James's time at Hogwarts and they hate each other. But what happens when arrogant, outgoing James and sweet, shy, innocent Lily are thrown together as Head Boy and Head Girl and are forced to spend more time together? MWPP & Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 181,118 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Whalesong by Miss Ruby Tuesday reviews
A Sparrabeth oneshot, set in a hazy time period. Might be during DMC, might not. Ergo, no real spoilers. Summary summarily butchered by author in an attempt to describe it without saying too much.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Sparrow & The Swann by Pirate Gibberish reviews
Jack is dead. Or so everyone thinks. A veritable soap opera of love, hate, and pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,186 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006
Mr Cotton Listens by Miss Ruby Tuesday reviews
The things people will say when they know someone can't repeat it. Bit of a companion to Mr. Gibbs Gossips, but standalone.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Mr Gibbs Gossips by Miss Ruby Tuesday reviews
Gibbs gossips to Mr. Cotton about what he sees shipboard. K for a little sexual innuendo. Companion to Mr. Cotton Listens.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Broadway by Scarlett Burns reviews
Sands attempts to rid himself of his ghosts, but will he be successful or just succeed in digging up more? post-movie one-shot
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete