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Author has written 7 stories for Halo, Arc of a Scythe, Mass Effect, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, X-Com, and Kane Chronicles.

Hi there! I'm OfficialWeedTesterGuy! I'm the writer for XCOM: New Blood, House & Camp, and several other stores! I also have an AO3 account by the same name.

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XCOM: The Advent Directive by Xabiar reviews
Australia has been annexed, the United Nations is in chaos, the world is under siege and the Ethereals have taken the field. Facing the full might of the Ethereal Collective, the Commander must rally XCOM, the newly formed ADVENT, and several other allies and rivals to unite the divided nations by any means necessary, for failure now will mean the fall of humanity once and for all.
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 1,672,645 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Dr. Vahlen, Dr. Tygan, R. Shen, OC
The XCOM Files by Xabiar reviews
A collection of documents, dossiers, and analysis on the various units, factions, organizations, cultures, history, events and leaders spanning the Ethereal Collective, ADVENT and XCOM. A supplementary companion collection to XCOM: The Advent Directive.
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 184 - Words: 780,158 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 5/5/2017
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2844 - Favs: 7,585 - Follows: 8,351 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Coiled - An XCOM Romance in City-31 by SphericalMan reviews
Jason, a survivor of the Liberation War, living in City-31, is following his boring daily routine of work-sleep. But everything changes when he spots a viper in the mostly-human sector of Angler's Point and decides to invite her out on a date. [Story In Progress]
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 154,764 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/4/2020 - OC
Chronicles of Salvation by Edumesh reviews
The Father has stirred in his maddening prison for far too long. Our opportunity has presented itself, and unlike the rest, we shall not fail. Join us, curious reader and Pilgrim! Do you feel Paradise calling to your very soul?
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 7/25/2018
Confused Love In War by Red-Raptor-Writing reviews
This is a story of a male ODST filled with hate for elites, but then his broken squad gets paired with elites. One catches his eye, and she might be the only thing that might end his hate for their kind. I want to be ripped to shreds in the comments. M/Human x F/Elite blah blah you get it lemon
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 171,174 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/18/2020 - Published: 3/31/2020 - Complete
Into the Great Unknown by MakoGT reviews
In 2185, 100,000 people from most species from the Milky Way underwent a great journey to a new galaxy, for a new home. When they woke up 600 years later, the plan went to hell. Follow the path of Scott Ryder, as he leads his team across the Heleus Cluster to find a home and who he confides in when the odds seem against them. Vetra Nyx. Rated M for Violence, Swearing, Adult Content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 611,681 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 5/12/2017 - [Scott R., Vetra N.] - Complete
Mass Effect: The Iron Heart of Man by Apollonir reviews
[AU] The Illusive Man said that salvation comes with a cost. When corruption seeps into the galaxy, when centuries of status quo suddenly breaks in a mere decade, when blood's spilled among the stars like never before, when extinction looms over civilization, when morality is merely a shade... salvation can only come with sacrifice. [AU First Contact War & Reaper War; GRAPHIC]
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 372,003 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 11/9/2020 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Admiral Hackett, Illusive Man, Shepard, OC
The Light Beyond by Saint Reaper101 reviews
Earth has been decimated, its lands infested with hive, taken and fallen. The last remnant of the light grows brighter at the defeat of Oryx. A Baron rebels against his Kell and House to reclaim what his race once had, and an object in deep space is discovered by Dead Orbit. Discovering a new galaxy full of races that may help bring hope to all under the banner of the Traveler.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,811 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 5/20/2016
X-Com Chimera Squad: Coiled with Torque by Cephalon Lewd reviews
What happens when a new agent joins the Chimera Squad, and as luck would have it, one that used to be a Reaper? An uneasy relation forms between the two as they have no choice but work together if they want to get through the dangers of the City 31. / Lemon with quite the build-up, romance and teasing.
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,845 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/19/2020 - OC
Mass Effect: The Civil War by ProfFartBurger reviews
A house divided cannot stand. Following an explosive first contact, and the cementation of their place as a galactic superpower, the Systems Alliance must now deal with the consequences of their choices and the aftermath of their wars. Earth is set ablaze, Sparta is torn apart, and below it all simmers an ancient, apocalyptic plot. The finale to the WarVerse Prequel Wars trilogy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,986 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/23/2019 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Admiral Hackett, Miranda L., Shepard, OC
In Another Time by Aliyah-Shalom-David34 reviews
'Every time I fall asleep, I wake up in the Mass Effect universe!" Anna is a 16 year old, trying to live a semi-normal life. But everything changes when she wakes up on Virmire, right in the middle of the fight. Now she must convince Shepard that she's from the past and it's all a video game. Now in ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 82,556 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Kaidan A., Shepard] [OC, Joker]
Two Worlds Collide by Wisdom and Sea reviews
When Sadie and Carter wander into Manhattan, what happens? Who do they see there? Will they be able to forge an alliance with these strange people? Or will they be enemies?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,061 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/27/2019 - Published: 7/30/2019 - Complete
Talons Like Iron by Spiritstrike reviews
Through a cruel twist of fate beyond her control, Skyler Hawke died and was given the choice of being reborn into a new life with new memories or be forgotten. She chose to be reborn, but its a choice she's going to regret. Now its a race against time before the Reapers come, and time stops for no one. OC Insert. Cover a gift from NordicAutobotGirl. First four chapters rewritten.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,345 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 1/20/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., OC
Mass Effect: The Helldiver Saga, Andromeda by Veyron722skyhook reviews
A new journey has begun. 600 light years from home, the Ryder twins must find a new home for humanity. In the Andromeda galaxy however, nothing is ever easy... Rated MA for violence, language and sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 190,807 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Scott R., Sara Ryder, Peebee S., Suvi Anwar - Complete
XCOM 2: Not The Enemy by Poptard reviews
When XCOM removed the biochip of a living Viper, they unintentionally gave her something else: Freedom. No longer a brainwashed servant of the Elders, Natasatch asked to join XCOM, much to the project's surprise. However, the prospect of integrating an alien into such an anti-alien organization may just be XCOM's most ambitious experiment yet.
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,275 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 2/22/2016
Out of Tricks by This Is Sarcasm reviews
It's hard to adopt a young child when most are afraid of your scars... but somehow, Garrus and Tali manage to find the one in a million who doesn't mind a missile-rent face. But as Thracius soon discovers, being a Normandy kid is complicated; your family extends to Specters, the Shadow Broker, and 15 Krogan cousins(and climbing). And then, there's the Terminus Systems problem...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,647 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 9/21/2017 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] OC
A Matter of Life and Death by Xeno Sapian reviews
2186 - Things are finally going their way for Valni & Kenneth, but their relationship is tested when Valni has to arrest Kenneth's boss, Commander Shepard. To make matters worse, Valni discovers her late father may have been murdered; a sadistic merc is trying to kill her… And there's the small matter of a Reaper Invasion. The battle to save the galaxy may cost Valni everything.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017 - [Ken D., OC] Lia'Vael, Gabby D.
Into the Fire by Heretic.Knight.515 reviews
Jack is a normal Halo fan, until he's sucked into the Halo universe. He can't go back-he doesn't know how he got there. He's forced to become a Spartan; although, to be honest, he doesn't resist much. He thinks he's living the dream-for about two seconds.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,003 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
A Promise by ProjectWRITTEN
Garrus and Shepard made a promise to each other before the final push towards the Reapers on Earth. Despite the odds they were going to see it through.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2018 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] - Complete
Crash by BookSurgeon reviews
Dr. Cole Hartford is a small town ER doc, on yet another slow shift, until his life is instantly thrown into disarray. Something, or someone, landed quite literally on the hospital's doorstep, and it's up to him to deal with the consequences. Follow our good doctor as he becomes the shining beacon of Humanity. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. CHECK OUT MY NEW STORY: CHEMISTRY
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,716 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2018 - Published: 1/13/2018 - OC - Complete
Personal Log, Commander Shepard, SSV Normandy by JoshuaN7 reviews
Commander Shepard's personal log, detailing the events of the Mass Effect series. Commander Joshua Shepard is a spaceborn warhero, paragon inclination. He is first and foremost a soldier; his duty is to serve and defend humanity, no matter the cost. Installments will occur on a weekly basis. Comments and feedback welcome. If you like it, pass it on. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 59,974 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/26/2018 - Published: 6/14/2017 - Ashley W., Kaidan A., D. Anderson, Shepard
Masses to Masses: Redux by iNf3ctioNz reviews
The year is 2181; two years before the events of the Mass Effect trilogy, a chance encounter on our Earth leads a rash, young student to a job in C-Sec's contraband division. Ian Shaw will have to face the worst of the Citadel's criminal underbelly, all while trying to piece together a new life, a way home, and an unlikely partnership with a turian he knows far too much about.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,378 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Garrus V., Executor Pallin
Revised Protocol on Reunions by Frazi reviews
I didn't much like how Bioware handled Shepard meeting Garrus on Manae even though he's romanced.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2018 - [Garrus V., J. Garson] Liara T'Soni, James V. - Complete
Someone To Lean On by Nehkles reviews
Vetra's life has never been easy. When she first learned about the Andromeda Initiative, she saw it as a fresh start. But when they arrive, things quickly go from bad to worse. After months in Heleus, there isn't much hope to go around. But Vetra knows that all it takes is one Pathfinder to fix everything. She just never imagined he'd be the one to make the whole trip worth it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,936 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 3/31/2017 - [Scott R., Vetra N.] - Complete
The Sun Set by This Is Sarcasm reviews
The protheans are gone. The sun has set on their time in the galaxy. But the last of their kind wakes, 50,000 years later, not to the faces of the Normandy crew, but someone far more menacing. He doesn't care. He only needs revenge, after all; what's the price of becomeing a Shadow compared to the destruction of the Reapers?(set-up for larger AU)
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Javik, Calus
An Old Prothean Trick by Cause-and-Author reviews
"We're losing this war, Shepard, everybody knows it. But we have an idea for how to fight it better next time." One-Shot, AU. With the war against the Reapers already lost, humanity reuses an old Prothean Trick.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Shepard - Complete
New Arrival by WinterDrake reviews
Officer Garrus Vakarian encounters a new species of alien while out on patrol.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 11/21/2016 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Honoring the Canon by erttheking reviews
The Clone Wars have taken a turn for the worse. A horrible new weapon has been added to make the war drag out even longer, with countless innocents falling to its horrible ways. The Loot Box. Patreon sponsored story
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Last Jedi Abridged: Spoiler Edition by Right What Is Wrong reviews
I have not actually had the chance to watch The Last Jedi. However, I have stumbled across spoilers. Here is the abridged film, as best I understand it… /PARODY/
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Luke S., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
The Sangheili's Hell Jumper by Coyote Wrangler reviews
New Mombasa 2552. She joins the Covenant because of her skill; he is a ODST trooper with a few little friends and surprises. They face off, but find something other than bloodshed. Join Rookie and Rehe through the battles, downtime, love, and pain. ODST male with mentality issues and Sangheili female. Smut, language, violence, and real struggle.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,678 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 6/2/2016 - [Rookie, OC] - Complete
SpaceBalls:Getting High by Aberron reviews
Mass Effect crackfic. You have been warned. Very warned. If you can identify all of the fandoms mentioned in this story you are hereby declared genre-savvy. May the schwartz be with you.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Complete
Tranquility by iceangelmkx reviews
Nearly a year after the Reaper War, Shepard and Garrus find a new home that's located somewhere not-so-warm and tropical. Contains a series of stories of domestic life post-ME3. FINAL TWO CHAPTERS POSTED!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 181,519 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 2/4/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Halloween Effect by TheWolfWriter reviews
Its Halloween and Ripley Reed is celebrating it on the Citadel with his girlfriend Solana. During the night he remembers the Halloween 4 years ago were he met her when he rescue her and her father from Palven. Rated M for future violence and sexual content in later chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Solana Vakarian, OC] - Complete
Open Secrets by Arctic Banana reviews
It's still early in Scott and Vetra's relationship and they still haven't told anyone on the crew that they're together. After discovering that Peebee already knows about them, Vetra begins to put pressure on a very reluctant Scott to tell everyone.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Scott R., Vetra N.] - Complete
XCOM: The Soldier and the Ethereal by James Mayheart reviews
A Male X-COM soldier is sent on a scout mission and encounters a female Ethereal. (This story is now officially completed) :)
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/19/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Complete
The Measure of a Warrior by Shad0wGho3t reviews
A one hundred sixty year old Thel 'Vadam gives a speech at the ninty second anniversary of the end of The Human-Covenant War. (Please no harsh reviews first one shot, and attempt to do a first person narrative)
Halo - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Arbiter - Complete
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
A Matter of Time and Space: First Contact by Xeno Sapian reviews
2185 – Vereen and Ethan's burgeoning romance develops further when Vereen invites him to the best turian steam bath on the Citadel: Polonius Thermae. Warning: contains nudity and interspecies sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2016 - OC
I Should Go by Nevery reviews
Speeches, farewells, denials, howls of grief and of rage. Those that knew Shepard in life remember the Commander in death. Shepard's gender and any interpretations of romance are intentionally ambiguous and left up to you. Disclaimer: Reading these shorts whilst listening to "An End for Once and For All" carries with it a heavy risk of tears.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Blasto, Oriana L.
After by Master of The Blood Wolves reviews
One-shot. Two friends process the aftermath of the Reaper War. Slight implication of romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Complete
A Matter of Time and Space: Equal Footing by Xeno Sapian reviews
2185 – Valni's sister,Vereen, is enjoying a blossoming friendship with a human named Ethan. When Ethan offers Vereen a foot rub, their friendship starts to develop into something more intimate.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2015 - OC
Wrong Place Wrong Time by LemonTree956 reviews
A male human and female turian find themselves alone on a moon of Palaven. Faced with imminent death they use one another to make their last memory a pleasant one. One-shot, rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/9/2015 - OC - Complete
Ballbuster by 1991Kira reviews
Garrus Vakarian doesn't like it when people pull a gun on his girlfriend. Especially when they're her ex-lovers. ME3, One-shot. NOT for Shenko fans.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Garrus V., J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Awakening by bluekrishna reviews
Written for bluninja's Feb. contest, 'Moment of Silence'. Summary: What if Shepard is aware she's in a game? What would that do to anyone's sense of identity?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2015 - J. Garson - Complete
One shot: Male Adept, Female Turian short by Sol-Vikar reviews
From a Tumbly Prompt: Human Biotic Adept\FemTurian non-Biotic. Mutual attraction, stigma and stereotypes create tension. They wind up an item. Sound good?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2015 - OC - Complete
Aurora Borealis by Jocelyn reviews
The forming of Gipsy Danger's pilots and crew, from Academy to her first kills and the golden age of the Jaeger Program. Ch. 39: The final chapter of Aurora Borealis. Raleigh and Yancy face one last, painful obstacle as they find themselves the most successful Rangers to date. But the enemy isn't a kaiju, only their own drained minds after pushing the drift to its limit. Complete!
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 190,002 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Raleigh B., Stacker P., Tendo C., Yancy B. - Complete
Consequences of Revelation by Red Mage 04 reviews
In the wake of the escape from Requiem, Captain Lasky decides that the S-IV's need a little more training, and arranges for an old friend to come on board the Infinity. Little does he realize the far reaching consequences that this will have for himself, his crew, and the rest of the UNSC.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,137 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, T. Lasky, S. Palmer - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 2,612 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Just Another War Story by KroganVanguard reviews
A Kink Meme Prompt fill about a young human soldier falling in love with a female turian counterpart (MHuman/FTurian). Set over the course of ME3 and contains many, many OCs. Now complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,098 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
Glory of the Darkest Winds by theherocomplex reviews
ME3 AU: With the galaxy ending all around him, Garrus finally decides to go after what he wants. Too bad Shepard's too dense to realize that's her.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Galactic Life, and Reapers by LegionN7 reviews
What if we actually lived in the Mass Effect Universe? How would our lives translate into this rich universe? This collaborative self-insert shows how, even coming from all walks of life, some things can bind anyone together. How will this sundry group of unlikely heroes cope? DISCLAIMER: Nonoriginal characters and locations not owned by any authors; all Bioware/EA. Starts pre-Me1.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 216,100 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013
Extremely Nigh by thepurplewombat reviews
Written for a prompt on the kmeme, which can be found here:
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - J. Garson
Sphere Of Influence by Xeno Sapian reviews
Sequel to "A Private Moment". On Project Crucible, co-operation between the geth and organics is proving difficult... Until the geth download new synthetic/organic sub-routines that have originated from the Normandy SR-2...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Joker, Jacob T., Shepard, OC - Complete
Mass Effect 3: The Ending that Needed to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
EA Presents: What could've been a good game. Join Commander Shepard as he somehow faces celebrity inserts, crazy ninja assassins, broken references and still manages to be the most ludicrous character in the series. Did we mention EA? Rated T for suggestive themes. Laughter not guaranteed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Shepard - Complete
Mass Effect: Mistakes Worth Sharing by Sudentor reviews
Just four ups and downs a very special turian feels are worth sharing. General Garrus Vakarian gives the commencement address to the first post-Reaper War graduating class at the Cipritine Hill Services Academy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Garrus V. - Complete
Guess Who I Brought Home! by Adams7 reviews
Garrus Vakarian and Alice Shepard survived the Reapers, but when Garrus' family comes to visit, something unexpected drives a wedge between Garrus and his sister, and threatens to tear Garrus and Alice apart. Sequel to "One of Those Relationships" and "The End of All Things"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,039 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
A Private Moment by Xeno Sapian reviews
After defeating the Reaper on Rannoch Shepard attempts to have a quiet moment with Tali, but their private conversation unexpectadly becomes a lot more public...
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] Garrus V., Joker - Complete
Turian Anthem by Mar Komi reviews
Well, the Turian anthem - or one of them, as I imagine they have several - conveniently translated into English.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Complete
Bundle of Joy by justcallmeEJ reviews
A little something I whipped up for GarrusxFemshep fans who wanted to see baby Turian running around. May become a one shot series depending on reviews.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
ME2:The Sequel that needed to be Parodied by chapellefan reviews
The only Mass Effect 2 Parody not in Script Format or staring a Mary Sue! Join Commander Shepard as he encounters new challenges such as annoying squad mates, ever persistent loyalty missions and the occasional love square! Rated M for Mature.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,819 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Shepard - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
An Alternative by Madork Gunna reviews
In which Magnus will ride his battleship into battle. As in, stand on top of it while said ship is about to ram another one. Suffice to say, things are a little different during this Horus Heresy. ONE-SHOT.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/2/2011
Joker's List by Made Nightwing reviews
The Command Team of the Normandy SR2 are sick of Joker's pranks. They make up a list of 182 things that Joker is no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
Rules of Engagement by WarlordFil reviews
ODST Major Evan Doucette thought he was prepared for the challenge of being the first Human Ambassador to Sanghelios. He had no idea the position came complete with a Sangheili bride... Human male/Elite female. COMPLETE.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,937 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Normandy Leave by alimination602 reviews
Garrus and Female Shepard enjoy the Presidium
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
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XCOM: New Blood reviews
Throughout its existence, XCOM has recruited many notable people in its fight against the Ethereal Collective. Dawn Conley is one such- an eighteen year old straight out of high school, with extremely high telepathic capabilities, and carries a unique skill only a few can master-biopathy. This is her story. Based off of Xabiar's XCOM: The Advent Directive fanfiction.
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 193,572 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/3/2020
House & Camp reviews
After the Greek Camp and Egyptian House form an alliance, an Egyptian magician goes to stay at Camp Half-Blood for a summer. What could possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2019 - Published: 9/3/2019 - Percy J., Artemis, Carter K., Sadie K.
Regrets of a Scythe reviews
A one-shot related to my current on-hiatus series End of a Scythe, Jack Riley delivers some justice long overdue to the Scythedom.
Arc of a Scythe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2019 - Complete
Dextro & Levo reviews
A series of one-shots featuring my MHuman/FTurian OCs, Jack and Terrina. Includes smut, comedy, romance, and more
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 8/19/2019
Gods and Demons reviews
A human and his Sangheili partner come to terms with their pasts.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2019
End of a Scythe reviews
An astronaut from the 21st century, after a long sleep, awakens in a very different future, where death no longer exists. But this seemingly peaceful future is at risk. With little choice, Astronaut Jack Riley become the oldest scythe the Scythedom has ever seen. And he will cause change...
Arc of a Scythe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 7/11/2019
Jack-312 reviews
A survivor of Reach fights the Covenant, or what's left of it, on an unknown space station. One-shot.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Complete