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Joined 03-09-06, id: 1005243, Profile Updated: 04-07-14
Author has written 36 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Artemis Fowl, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Harry Potter, Rocky Horror, Spirit, Sanctuary, Oz the Great and Powerful, Wuthering Heights, 2 Broke Girls, and Lord of the Rings.

Formerly Smidgie.

I write a lot of nonsense and occasionally something vaguely interesting.

Company by madamefaust reviews
Modern Retelling for theatre geeks. At a liberal arts college in Rhode Island, the lives of Erik, Christine, Raoul, the Persian, the corps de ballet and others cross to make for one seriously crazy freshman year. Rated for language and mild drug use.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 169,110 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009
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King Of All She Surveys reviews
AU. Éowyn is Queen of Rohan after the conclusion of the War of the Ring, and Gríma is her loyal counsellor who still needs a few lessons in the appropriate way to address his queen... Éowyn/Gríma Wormtongue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
I don't trust easy but I trust you
Sarah's looking for allies in all the wrong places. Most of the time. Or: bleeding out, recast as romantic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,089 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Bobby S., Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
don't you want this distressed damsel reviews
Sometimes he wants a little more than the standard kiss in exchange. Sometimes he even gets it, give or take a few years.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Crowley - Complete
The Couple Downstairs reviews
Erik is not thrilled when a couple of swearing, possibly alcoholic uni students move into the flat below his. But somehow, the couple downstairs become the best thing that's happened to him in a long time. Erik/Christine/Raoul, modern AU. Threesome, polymory.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Erik, Christine, Raoul - Complete
sweet dreams are made of this reviews
Max / Caroline. She knows how to want well enough, it's the not having she's unfamiliar with. Pre Deke era.
2 Broke Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Caroline, Max - Complete
There, Inside Your Mind reviews
Artemis is a deformed genius living beneath the Paris Opera House. Holly is the elf he kidnaps to be his forever, but the LEP won't let them be so easily… Crossover with the Phantom of the Opera.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,201 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
surely you're not spent yet reviews
In which Frank survives his stand off with Riff Raff and Magenta, escaping with Brad and Janet as the castle returns to Transsexual, Transylvania. Life goes on, even when you feel like it can't. Frank/Janet/Brad.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Brad M., Frank N. Furter, Janet W. - Complete
the cause of your grief reviews
Heathcliff finds a moment's peace, and Catherine brings him dinner. M. Cathy/Heathcliff, Catherine/Heathcliff.
Wuthering Heights - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Complete
After Class reviews
Christine Daae is Erik's worst student, but keeping her after class for punishment doesn't exactly go to plan... AU, M, EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete
and rest our savage bones reviews
Ashley goes out to lose her virginity, and finds a vampire. These things are not mutually exclusive.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Ashley M., Nikola T. - Complete
I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed reviews
Sequel to go waltzing out in blue and red. Sarah Jane returns the favour. Or: the one in which Time Lords have no concept of blowjobs.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2013 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
when I am weak reviews
Theodora wants to kill Oz. Luckily, he has one more trick up his sleeve... Naughty, but not too naughty.
Oz the Great and Powerful - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Theodora, Oscar D./Oz - Complete
any moment now you're going to swoon
Four times Nikola feeds on humans, and one time he can't. T, for a change, and a little Nikola/Five, except not really.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Nikola T., The Five - Complete
let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster reviews
An ordinary girl's account of falling in love with an angel. A little RC, a little EC, but so much more. CM.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Christine, Meg Giry - Complete
there's only us, there's only this reviews
Kay AUs. Now showing: Erik proposes to Christine, and she surprises him. Fluffy, angsty, sometimes humorous smut. You're warned.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Soubrette Seeking Perennial Propriety reviews
Or, How To Snag A Phantom With Help From A Time Travelling Alien And A Well-Meaning Shop Girl. Rose and the Doctor land in Christine Daae's dressing room to save her from the perverts of the Opera. This is probably a crack fic. Erik / Christine.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Rose T., Christine - Complete
what to show, and what to conceal reviews
No one ever died from wanting too much. Normandy AU, M, slash.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Nikola T. - Complete
sinking, feeling reviews
Nikola and Helen, on the final furlong of their search for King Tut's tomb mentioned in 3.16 Awakening. M, Nikola / Helen.
Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
Where Angels Fear To Tread reviews
Erik and Christine, and a different path. Blasphemy abounds.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Fellows In Perdition reviews
The characters of Phantom find some common ground. In honour of the 10 000 milestone recently reached by this wonderful fandom.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Erik, Persian/Daroga - Complete
With Friends Like This reviews
Nadir Khan really needs a new best friend. Starring Christine, unborn!Charles, and the epic bromance that is Erik and Nadir.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Inappropriate reviews
Christine sets Erik straight on a few vital points. Kayverse, for once T.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Seven Minutes In Heaven reviews
Modern day. The trials and tribulations of Erik as he attempts to navigate the weird and wonderful world of high school. Leroux/Kay based, predominantly Erik/Christine, although at times a little Erik/Everyone. Finally complete.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,952 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
burn baby burn reviews
Sand Saref and the Spirit have some unfinished business. Post-movieverse, high T.
Spirit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Complete
what you need to change inside reviews
The ninety day delinquent and the night surgeon; his bloody hands are a perfect match for her artificial anatomy. Enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
sing it back to me reviews
Rory and the TARDIS. Tiny bit of fluffy angst. Spoilers for The Doctor's Wife.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - TARDIS, Rory W. - Complete
you're not like the others, futuristic lover reviews
Columbia/Riff Raff, and Columbia/Everyone. She's passed around like a party favour, and no one seems to notice. Very M.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Columbia, Riff Raff - Complete
so why don't we go somewhere only we know reviews
11/Sarah Jane/Jo threesome fic. He can't resist them - if he's honest, maybe he never could.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
still forcing yourself to bear your cross reviews
Post war coping mechanisms, and Ginny once more being the odd man out. Ginny POV, HarryRonHermione, RonHermione, HarryGinny. Or: canon all screwed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
why don't you surprise me reviews
and damn, she's supposed to be the addict here. Gramber, M.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Graverobber, Amber Sweet - Complete
chance for peace reviews
Shathan AU, post-Opera. Side of Grilo. Nathan stumbles into redemption and a life actually bearable to live in.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Nathan, Shilo - Complete
inferiority complex reviews
Graverobber, Amber, the alleyway. He's cold.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Graverobber, Amber Sweet - Complete
go waltzing out in blue and red reviews
Four, Sarah. He is old and she is young, and this is the way of it. WARNING: PWP. Repeat, PWP. No plot whatsoever. Just angst and smut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2011 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
better cut him up, girl reviews
Meg, Castiel. Demons want. Angels don't. This is not an issue. Rated for very strong language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Castiel, Meg - Complete
Moments In Time reviews
A series of unrelated 'moments in time' that could possibly occur in the world of Phantom of the Opera. Second chapter up: 'What should have happened when the mask came off.'
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Beautiful reviews
Christine wishes that her suitors would get the message, and wonders if the world will ever understand.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Christine - Complete