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Dark Legend of Potter: Crimson Demons Awaken by Full-Paragon reviews
Megumin Potter was always seen as a delusional child who believed that the death of her parents and her mistreatment at the hands of her aunt and uncle were signs that she was destined to be the Chosen One and had dark and terrible powers within herself. Most thought her mad. Unfortunately, she was dead on. Hogwarts will not survive this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,724 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/16/2021 - Ron W., Hermione G., Megumin, Yunyun
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,614 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
How Could One Will Cause So Much Chaos? by darkoraclegirl reviews
Newly emancipated 15 year old Harry Potter decides to get out of Britain for the summer and head to Vegas for his vacation, bringing along Tonks and Remus to keep him out of trouble. Two days later Harry wakes up in a hotel room in bed with Tonks and two mystery women,Remus is missing, and next to no memory about the last two days. What happened? This story will have a harem.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 391,062 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 11/20/2021 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Harry P., N. Romanov/Black Widow
Ghost of Privet Drive by AndrewWolfe reviews
"Fix it" said the Fates. "Fix what? With what tools and skills?" I asked. Being dead was only the first of the obstacles. And then I found myself in an understairs cupboard listening to a little boy quietly sobbing. Oh. Fix THAT. In which a sarcastic old git is dropped into the awful childhood of Harry Potter. SI-ish. Rated M for foul language and canon-level abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 265,957 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 8/28/2020 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., OC - Complete
A Familiar's Work is Never Done by Triscribe reviews
Time travel fix-it fics are all over this dang site, but have you ever read one where the character to go back is a bird? No? Me neither, so I decided I had to write one. Alternate title: Hedwig Is Very Fed Up With All This Nonsense
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 247 - Published: 5/4/2020 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 646,435 - Reviews: 9143 - Favs: 19,162 - Follows: 22,306 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Just Saying by J. R. Castle reviews
A college grad finds himself reborn in a world he read about when he was a kid. Really, I think J. K. Rowling did a fine job, but some of these things just make no sense when you really think about them. Self-insert, at times essayistic, excessively meta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,753 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 4/5/2020 - Published: 12/28/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., OC
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7611 - Favs: 17,440 - Follows: 19,588 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Parselmouth of Gryffindor by Achille Talon reviews
Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth and arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 274,382 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 8/1/2019 - Published: 10/9/2017
Harry Potter: Lost Very Far Away by greenchild24 reviews
Harry Potter is distraught at the loss of his Godfather and with a little understanding from a blonde friend of his runs though the Veil after him. In Doing so he becomes so lost...but will he find his way home again? What will he discover while gone? If he does return home will he ever be the same? HP/LL ALL CHAPTERS NOW BETA'D... with CH 1-6 reedited for easier reading.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 360,703 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 3,800 - Updated: 4/26/2019 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6994 - Favs: 7,370 - Follows: 8,207 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Dance dance revolution by Syrup-Waffle reviews
After another loss in the Kalos league, one pokemon decides she's tired of Ash losing and takes matters into her own hands. With the help of a legendary pokemon at Ash's side, things surely tend to be different this time around. Contains smart/mature Ash. Sort of a time travel fic. Ash x Meloetta!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 94,440 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Meloetta] - Complete
Child of the Forest and the Ocean by Read my stuff 007 reviews
Years ago he was killed by the dark Lord Voldemort when the protection ritual his mother used failed, transforming her into Poison Ivy. Brought back by his mother with a combination of science and sorcery as the son of Ocean Master and Poison Ivy, will Harry rise above his tragic past, or will he fall to the darkness that lives in every one of us? (I don't own anything!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,983 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/14/2018 - Published: 1/18/2017 - [Harry P., Zatanna Z.] Lily Evans P. - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 3,195 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 10,111 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5883 - Favs: 16,573 - Follows: 18,071 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 7,943 - Follows: 9,542 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Ilvermorny Champion by Vance McGill reviews
Instead of Durmstrang Academy, Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was invited to take part in the 1994 Triwizard Tournament. When Ilvermorny arrives at Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is shocked to see the long-thought-dead Harry and Lily Potter appear, as well as the missing Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Harry/Hermione/Daphne; Gabrielle/OFC; Alternate Universe. TEMP. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 380,672 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 6,288 - Updated: 4/5/2017 - Published: 7/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Lily Evans P.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6078 - Favs: 19,970 - Follows: 22,890 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Warning: Past Soul Bind Performance Not Indicative of Future Prophets by LeadVonE reviews
The Master of Death brings his 130,000 years of experience to slam down on the unsuspecting head of his biggest and most entertaining challenge yet. Voldemort brings all her cunning and guile to rip open the mystery that is Harry Potter. And Dumbledore, Fudge, and the rest of the Wizarding world, scrabble to make sense of what in Merlin's name is going on. - On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 4194 - Favs: 7,954 - Follows: 8,512 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
WatLP: Chamber of Secrets by Harry Leferts reviews
Sequel to "The Wizard and the Lonely Princess", Book Two of the Lonelyverse. Having gotten through Harry's first year with a lot of excitement, him and the alicorns thought they could unwind. Sadly, it was not to be. House elves, giant snakes, hidden chambers... Looks like another eventful year!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,878 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 10,383 - Follows: 4,877 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29088 - Favs: 29,450 - Follows: 18,267 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 5,175 - Follows: 1,595 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 8,084 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 5,537 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16012 - Favs: 26,921 - Follows: 11,295 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
To End In Serenity by The Matt Silver reviews
The war's not over. Voldemort created one last Horcrux and sent it back in time, and Harry, Ron and Hermione have to travel back to destroy it and prevent that timeline's Voldemort from rising once and for all, all while doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HP/OFC, RW/HG, RL/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83,860 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Harry P., OC] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6623 - Favs: 18,905 - Follows: 6,917 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2824 - Favs: 4,996 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete