Author has written 23 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Doctor Who, Simpsons, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible, Pokémon, Heroes, Torchwood, and Discworld.
Hi, I'm Firekid44, a.k.a. Joe. Yay, you know my name! I think I should tell you I sometimes write odd things, totally unrelated to what I'm actually trying to say.
Name: Joe Wilson
DoB: 10th November 1992
Likes: Wii, Nintendo DS, Age of Mythology, Xiaolin Showdown, Doctor Who, Futurama, The Simpsons, Green Wing, and some other stuff I can't think of right now
Dislikes: Whatever doesn't take my fancy
The Mighty Boosh
'Don't touch me.'
'Space. It seems to go on forever. Then you get to the end and a giant space-gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.'
'Lot's of planets have a North!'
'He's gay and she's an alien.'
'What the Shakespeare?'
'That narrows it down to one planet - Raxacoricofallapatorious!' 'Oh, yeah, great, we can write 'em a letter!'
'Broken, broken, hairdryer...'
'Time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guide book, you gotta throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double, and end up kissing complete strangers. Or is that just me?'
'The past is another country. 1987's just the Isle of Wight!'
'I want to find a blonde in a Union Jack. I mean a specific one, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.'
'He was decapitated.' 'It was a very icy patch.'
'You are live on Channel 44000. Please do not swear.'
'Very Arthur Dent.'
'Well if I gambled on that, it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveler in time.' 'Ten quid?' 'Done.'
'Oh my god. I'm the tin dog!'
'We do not require your feet.'
'What's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship?'
'I’d call you a genius, except I’m in the room…'
'A very... British... New York.'
'But apart from that, you're completely mad.'
'What's the name of twin planet of Raxicoricofallapatorius?' 'Klom.'
'Hey kids! My name is Timmy's Dad!'
'It's my T-shirt. Get away, you Canadians!'
'Even giant robot clowns know trees don't grow in deserts!' 'If they read encyclopedias, which they don't!'
'Put the thingy on the whatsit.'
'Come here, thing!'
...and now for something completely different.