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Joined 03-11-06, id: 1006124, Profile Updated: 08-15-09
Author has written 23 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Doctor Who, Simpsons, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible, Pokémon, Heroes, Torchwood, and Discworld.

Hi, I'm Firekid44, a.k.a. Joe. Yay, you know my name! I think I should tell you I sometimes write odd things, totally unrelated to what I'm actually trying to say.

Me

Name: Joe Wilson

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Town: Coulsdon

DoB: 10th November 1992

Likes: Wii, Nintendo DS, Age of Mythology, Xiaolin Showdown, Doctor Who, Futurama, The Simpsons, Green Wing, and some other stuff I can't think of right now

Dislikes: Whatever doesn't take my fancy

Favourite Quotes:

The Mighty Boosh

'Don't touch me.'

Futurama

'Space. It seems to go on forever. Then you get to the end and a giant space-gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.'

Doctor Who

'Lot's of planets have a North!'

'He's gay and she's an alien.'

'What the Shakespeare?'

'That narrows it down to one planet - Raxacoricofallapatorious!' 'Oh, yeah, great, we can write 'em a letter!'

'Broken, broken, hairdryer...'

'Time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guide book, you gotta throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double, and end up kissing complete strangers. Or is that just me?'

'The past is another country. 1987's just the Isle of Wight!'

'I want to find a blonde in a Union Jack. I mean a specific one, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.'

'He was decapitated.' 'It was a very icy patch.'

'You are live on Channel 44000. Please do not swear.'

'Very Arthur Dent.'

'Sycorax rock!'

'Well if I gambled on that, it'd be an abuse of my privilege as a traveler in time.' 'Ten quid?' 'Done.'

'Oh my god. I'm the tin dog!'

'We do not require your feet.'

'What's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship?'

'I’d call you a genius, except I’m in the room…'

'A very... British... New York.'

'But apart from that, you're completely mad.'

'What's the name of twin planet of Raxicoricofallapatorius?' 'Klom.'

Misc.

'Hey kids! My name is Timmy's Dad!'

'It's my T-shirt. Get away, you Canadians!'

'Even giant robot clowns know trees don't grow in deserts!' 'If they read encyclopedias, which they don't!'

'Put the thingy on the whatsit.'

'Come here, thing!'

...and now for something completely different.

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Apocalypse Clone by Ultimate Xiaolin Dragon reviews
Sequel to TBotD, Trilogy Finale. The secret behind Ryan’s existence will be revealed, but will the truth be too much for Ryan and Kimiko to handle? Will they survive this new threat? Or will they fall into the chaos of the second Great Heylin War?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 145,154 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kimiko - Complete
Synopsises by Tai Greywing reviews
REPOSTED! The 9th Doctor episodes as you've never seen them before. Warning: strange sense of humour, sugar required. This may look familiar, so come and read! Finally COMPLETE! Ish.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
The Blood of the Dragon by Ultimate Xiaolin Dragon reviews
Sequel to LotTC. A new evil threatens what Ryan and Kimiko hold dear. In a world where evil is hunting them, they must depend on each other to survive. But things begin to destroy their relationship. Will they be able to pull through no matter what?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 115,152 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Kimiko - Complete
The Legend of the Thunder Child by Ultimate Xiaolin Dragon reviews
A boy with a wind element and an unknown past joins the temple. As Kimiko gets to know him, she realises there is more to him than meets the eye, and feeling between them begin to grow...Can Kimiko uncover his secrets before it’s too late?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 92,138 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Kimiko - Complete
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Doctor Who in Ten Easy Steps reviews
The sequel to the aptly named 'Doctor Who in Nine Easy Steps', with more adventure, more romance, and much more nonsense!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Service Lift of Death reviews
Possibly one-shot. The Doctor ends up trapped during an invasion, with only one creature there for company. Slightly ridiculous.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - 10th Doctor, Daleks
Slipping Through the Cracks reviews
One-shot. Death is his constant companion, but it's not always a bad thing. Even athropomorphic personifications need a chat now and then.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Death - Complete
Doctor Who in Nine Easy Steps reviews
Summeries of all the Doctor Who episodes. With humour.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 6/2/2006 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Torchwood Reborn reviews
After a cosmic blip in the End of Time, the Doctor finds himself stranded in history while the Master ends up terrorising New Torchwood. Expect cameos from various works of fiction. But mostly just the Doctor and Torchwood. Post-Children of Earth, too.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - The Master
Sylar Has A Bad Day reviews
Sylar's finally hunted down a special with the power of invisibility, and he's ready to take his power... or at least he would be if he didn't keep getting interrupted by strange British men in big blue boxes. Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey ensues.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G.
Pokemon: The Gyms
Joe Thunder, from the Eevee-filled Lightning Island, sets out to enter the Pokemon League, and soon finds himself caught up in Team Rocket's various schemes. Along with friends old and new, he aims to track down the mysterious Rocket Boss...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Published: 2/13/2009
The Evil Within reviews
Jack Hench issues a challenge to all supervillains to find an object for him. But no one actually knows what it does until someone tests it...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Kim P.
Going Ghost Permanatly reviews
Danny spends a lot of time as a ghost. He's going to need the experience.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2006
Time To Time reviews
A story set in multiple time periods. Silas and Thimba join four immortals for a war against Death. But how is this connected to the monks at the Xiaolin Temple, thousands of years in the future? Only Time will tell.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006
Time and Space reviews
It's basically the new series of Doctor Who using Xiaolin Showdown characters. This story features the Ninth Doctor, played by Raimundo.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Raimundo, Kimiko
We're Going to Parody Land! reviews
A set of scripts for the Simpsons. All are parodies. Hosted by Troy McClure.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2006
Around the World in 80 Wu reviews
Summeries of Xiaolin Showdown episodes, humour included.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2006
Xiaolin Legends reviews
This story is from an RPG group I'm on, so you can't push for updates. It's set at the beginning of series 2, with four extra characters: Joe, Dragon of Thuder, Theo, his evil twin brother, Loki, the demon, and a lost little boy from another dimension.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006
The Companion reviews
The Doctor does the Apprentice! Vote when you review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006
Come Back reviews
Kimiko is sitting on her bed, remembering the pst. But will she accept it?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Kimiko
All Singing, All Xiaolin! reviews
This story brings together some song fics I've written. All based on real songs. And Chase Young sings Psycho Killer!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
An Alternate Reality reviews
After the death of a monk, Joe tries to get back at Chase Young, making it so he never existed.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Chase, Kimiko
Your Hearts Desire reviews
I'm not good with summaries... This is my first fanfic, it's to do with my character, Joe, the Dragon of Thunder and Lightning. You'll find out more if you read it. I've actually finished it, but I'm updating gradually.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Kimiko
Into the Mirror reviews
By helping Wuya return to her human form, Raimundo was trapped within the Reversing Mirror. Will he ever get out?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Raimundo
Life on Gallifrey reviews
This is a Doctor Who song, to the tune of 'Life on Mars'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
The Grandmaster, the Heylin and the Showdown reviews
This is the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe with a Xiaolin Showdown style. R&R it.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006
Before the Temple reviews
Set before the Xiaolin monks joined the temple. Kimiko takes a holiday in Brazil and meets a mysterious boy. Another rubbish summary from Firekid44!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
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