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Joined 03-11-06, id: 1006256, Profile Updated: 01-15-11
Author has written 21 stories for That '70s Show, and Left 4 Dead.

Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.

My ships:

Jackie/Hyde - 70s Show

Nick/Ellis - Left 4 Dead 2

Faith/Spike - Buffy (I hear I'm in a minority for this one, oh well)

Lily/Snape - Harry Potter (never was one for arrogant jerks, always loved the tortured souls)

Nite Owl II/Rorschach - Watchmen

Alby/Dale - Big Love

Angel/Spike - Angel

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Pieces of You by Neurabe reviews
A series of Nick/Ellis vignettes. Ongoing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ellis, Nick
More Intimate Than Instinct by LavenderMassacare reviews
Set in the passing: Rochelle and Francis FLUFF. Heavily suggested NickxEllis. Read and Enjoy. Rated M for sweet adult themes and slight language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Rochelle, Francis - Complete
a flower for you by IceCrome reviews
24 flowers. 24 stories. Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Nick, Ellis
Turned by Zphal reviews
After failed evac, Nick and Ellis settle down in Baton Rouge. Six months later, Ellis contracts the infection, which slowly turns him into a hunter. Nick makes the decision to "keep" Ellis despite the transformation.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,319 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Healing Hands by AuralayKristine reviews
After being attacked by a hunter, Ellis needs healing. Nick uses both conventional and unconventional means to do so. Slash, Nick/Ellis
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Spirals by momentofbored reviews
AU. Only Lily survives the attack on Godric's Hollow. She makes her way to Hogwarts and meets up with Severus once more. LilySev angst, tension, and romance are running rampant throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,178 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.]
Into the Woods by c00kiefic reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess with long raven hair and enchanting eyes, whose only desire was to be loved by the handsome, yet distant princeā€¦
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,913 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Nowhere But Lost by Zenkindoflove reviews
Hyde is cynical, depressed, alone, and would really like to keep it that way. But what happens when something inside of him resurfaces and is more than unhappy about his current living arrangements? JH, ED COMPLETE!
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
That 70's Slasher Movie! by elphazenlove reviews
As Eric and Donna's departure draws closer, the gang in the basement takes a road trip to Camp Crystal Lake, where Jason Voorhees is waiting. What Jason doesn't know is he's met his match: A brunette cheerleader! COMPLETE!
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Open Seas and Locked Hearts by Operamuse reviews
Young Briana O'Connor joins the crew of the Black Pearl disguised as a man. She immeditely develops a mutual dislike for crew member James Norrington, but if theres one thing certain on the open seas, its change is inevitable. NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,157 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Come Clarity by Zenkindoflove reviews
Twenty years is a long time to stay gone...
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,097 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Sludge Princess by Zenkindoflove reviews
Sequel to elphabachan's JACKIE EXPLOSION. Just as brutal, but this time the rest of the band is here!
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
That '70s Show: JackieHyde Style by BlueEyedTemptress reviews
A collection of oneshot JH fluff. Please R&R! Updated FINALLY!
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006
All her fault by Karah06 reviews
Completely JH. Takes place during the end of season 7. What if Hyde left for New York during the episode, Reefer Madness, and him and jackie never got together but meet years later. WARNING: Implied Rape, also JackieEric friendship, with some gang.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,998 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 10/1/2005
Widows by cagd reviews
Faith encounters Spike two years after the Fall of Sunnydale.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Faith L., Spike - Complete
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The Ghost In You reviews
Three years later, some wounds still hurt, and some feelings still stir. Can he forgive even though he couldn't forget? And what if the worst evil in this world isn't a zombie? Nellis, Frochelle. If you don't like either of those, feel free to not read
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,103 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Sexy Librarian reviews
Nick and Ellis go to the library and learn about the joys of empty Dewey Decimal sections... Like this would even have any plot...
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
The Big Four Oh reviews
Nick hates that he's turning 40, so Ellis wants to make it a great birthday. Nick/Ellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Redemption via Infection reviews
He rarely let people in, and those he did care for he kept at a distance. But then the world ended, and things changed. Nick/Ellis. Smut!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,513 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
It's Cold Outside reviews
Ellis doesn't want to shovel without getting something in return. NickXEllis. Don't like that? You don't have to read it.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Girlfriend reviews
Nick doesn't like Ellis' potential girlfriend. Nick/Ellis smut! Don't like? Don't read.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Fear and Loathing in Wisconsin reviews
What if Jackie had decided enough was enough after the slumberparty with Donna and Sam and recruited Brooke to go to Vegas? And what if turnabout is fairplay when they run afoul a charming lounge singer named Jude? BK angst, JH eventually.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Kindred Souls reviews
William 'Spike' the Bloody blows into Point Place looking for an escape, and instead finds a friend in Jackie Burkhart. Buffy wasn't the first human to touch his heart. Buffy crossover, JOC friendship, JH implied eventually.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Jackie B. - Complete
See Me, Feel Me reviews
When the boys find out Jackie's kinky secret love for The Who, Hyde sees it as an opportunity.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Like A Rolling Stone reviews
Ashleigh 'Ash' Burkhart is a typical teenage girl. She never knew her father, and never cared to. Until she stumbled upon a new record store in a Minneapolis Neighborhood....
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,931 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Yet Another Season 9 reviews
Picking up on New Years Day, the group has eight months before Donna and Eric leave for Madison. New faces, new stories, and many MANY changes are in store.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,012 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
JACKIE EXPLOSION! reviews
After suffering the humiliation of Hyde letting her fall into a pond, Jackie is ready to sit in the water and rot. Until she meets a metal rocker by the name of Explosion. 70 Show Metalocalypse crossover. For Zenkindoflove!
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
River: A Christmas Fic reviews
She wishes she could skate away.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Jackie B. - Complete
If I Can't Love Her reviews
Hyde has time to think, and regrets his actions. But he knows it's too late, because she's gone.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Steven H., Jackie B. - Complete
Goodbye To You reviews
Jackie has to say goodbye.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Jackie Hyde: Super Freak reviews
As Hyde and Jackie settle into married life, Sam shows up, determined to cause some trouble. But it's someone from Jackie's past that may cause the most trouble of all... JH, ED.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Acceptance reviews
Jackie is having a bad day. Will it improve?
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Jackie B. - Complete
Holidays in the Sun and Snow reviews
While Jackie and Hyde go on their California honeymoon, Donna and Eric decide to take Barry into the Wisconsin Wilderness. But sometimes the perfect trips don't go as planned.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,359 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
No Day But Today, Man: From Broadway to Basements reviews
The gang's POV of Jackie's departure from Point Place, to showtunes! How do different people feel? And how does she feel?
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
I Could Say reviews
Fez could say a lot of things about him and Jackie. But would any of it be true? Spoilers through S8, not a JF piece at heart.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
The Prodigal Cheerleader reviews
Jackie had left Point Place and didn't look back. But when Bob's funeral pulls her back, she runs into her past. And perhaps her future.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete