The Ducky Pirate
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Joined 03-11-06, id: 1006326, Profile Updated: 04-13-14
Author has written 5 stories for Guild Wars, Lord of the Rings, Hogan's Heroes, Star Wars, and Terra Nova.

Update: 4/13/2014

Not doing a thing until after May 8th.

PSA: To those people who post one chapter of a story and call it "book one" and then make a WHOLE NEW STORY for chapter two: Y'all need to quit that mess. It's against the rules of ffn dot net, so knock it off before you get reported.

Gondor Calls For Aid:

Somewhere in the depths of this website is a oneshot featuring a DSF Revan and Canderous, and a whole mess of character deaths. It's rated M. It would have been published in '06 or earlier, which is about the last time I saw it. It's really short...like 2k words or less, but about 500 if I'd have to guesstimate. I cannot, for the life of me, find it or figure out what it was called, but if someone has something like this flagged or otherwise favorited, please let me know.

My Kiddos:

Cherry Pie: Winner of a Papa Bear Award. Take a gander, if you're a fan of Hogan and his boys.

The Stars Were Strange: Only recommended since these few words, likely the only words I'll ever put up, are some of the best I've ever strung together.

The Mercy of Darkness: A work in progress, affectionately thought of as my White Telerin Ship. Subject to frequent retcon, as it grows and changes on me.

Bio

So, I've been lurking around this site for a while now, a good bit of which I've been a member. I don't write professionally, but I wish I did. My actual career path is a bit out there, but it does give me license to quote Gildor Inglorion at will - "[A]dvice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill."

I've been a fan of Tolkien's work before the PJ movies, a fan of Star Wars before the prequels, and a fan of Star Trek when they were still putting out the original movies, though I did start pretty young. I consider them my three great loves, in terms of fandom.

I darkship F!Revan with Saul Karath. Don't judge.

The single most riveting moment of my life was hearing a retired MG describe Lam Son 719, during which he was a young officer, as a 'Doo-dah.'

I admit to having a deranged sense of humor.

Other than that? I like to watch Justice League cartoons and drink diet Rockstar drinks.

I used to have more stories up here when I was much younger but they were all pretty lousy and they went the way of the Dodo (which is to say, I deleted them).

I has a tumblr, where the rest of my headcanon may be found lurking about, but is mostly me amusing myself by explaining American law in terms of Star Wars.

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What Doesn't Kill You by Every Shade of Blue reviews
Lee Adama died on Kobol... only he didn't. The Cylons found him, and now, months later, the Galactica rescues him from their prison ship. It takes him a long time to heal, during which his family relationships become more important than ever. [Whump, angst, fluff, extended Adama family: Bill x Laura, Lee x Kara (but no more than already happens on the show anyway, really).]
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,196 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/8 - W. Adama, L. Adama/Apollo
Revan's Story by Ender Mahe reviews
A retelling of Kotor with substantive changes. A darker tone, particularly as the story develops. Plot elements and characters are altered or changed altogether to make it feel more realistic. Rated T for now, for violence, horror, trauma. It's not all dark, there's a lot of comic and light as well. The goal is greater realism and deeper characters. FRev.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Revan, Carth O.
Shaped by Circumstance by Brave November reviews
KOTOR walkthrough, like so many others. Currently being dismantled and reassembled into something more to my liking. Because if at first you don't succeed, the knowledge of your failure will plague you until you go back and try again.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013
Meeting Like This by FettsOnTop reviews
Once upon an AU, the bounty hunter got the princess. The revised and expanded edition of the original 2010 story.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,672 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Boba Fett, Leia O. - Complete
There is Always Hope: The Firstborn at Helm's Deep by Emiri-chan the GREAT reviews
PG-13 to R for elf torture. Elrohir arrives before the battle to find Aragorn, but Elladan was captured by the Urukhai on the plains, and now both of them are dying. Will Aragorn lose his brothers to their connection... and Legolas as well? Not slash. CH 17!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,637 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir
Star Wars: KOTOR: The Longest Road by What Ithacas Mean reviews
Darth Malak is dead. The Star Forge has been destroyed. The Jedi Civil War is over. But for Safine Dai, formerly Darth Revan, and Jedi Knight Bastila Shan, the struggle is far from done. Chapter 7: introducing a small complication.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,009 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Revan, Bastila S.
Holocall by Samuraibrarian reviews
Carth and F!Revan ameliorate their loneliness while posted away from each other, using the tools they've got. Rated M for a graphically sexual situation.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Carth O., Revan - Complete
The Nail by blackberet reviews
"For want of a nail...the battle was lost." Sometimes a small change can make all the difference. A reimagining of The Old Republic: Revan, with LSF Revan...and one other wise-cracking change.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
SWKOTOR: Destiny's Pawn Korriban by Allronix reviews
After the devastating revelation aboard the Leviathan, the crew land on the planet of Korriban - heart of the Dark Side itself. In the process, what will Kairi discover about her past and will Carth fight the darkness in his own soul?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,808 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Revan, Carth O.
The Black Door by Theano reviews
This story is for everyone like me, who wishes there had been a Canderous romance option in KotOR 1. Primarily a walkthough, but it gets more AU as it goes along. Complete!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,205 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Revan, Canderous O. - Complete
I'll Show You Mine, You Show Me Yours by Samuraibrarian reviews
F!Revan and Carth patch each other up after fighting Calo Nord on Tatooine
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Carth O., Revan
Beachside Betrayal by Enaid Aderyn reviews
The group reacts to Carth's reaction to Dark Revan. Rated M for language.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Revan - Complete
Trial by Fire by Prisoner 24601 reviews
A series of in-game KoTOR shorts co-written with Dinah Lance now organized into one story that focuses on a Carth/f!Revan friendship with Carth/Bastila and Revan/Canderous romances. Prequel to "Contingency Plans."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
Commentary: by thejedisentinel reviews
The Wedding, seen from the perspective of the galaxy's most infamous protocol droid.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/4/2010 - HK-47, Revan - Complete
Visceral by Javan Ryder reviews
At the end of the day, he's the only one who really understands. Canderous/Revan
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Revan, Canderous O. - Complete
Downtime by blackberet reviews
KotOR 1. A series of stories about the crew of the Ebon Hawk and their interactions with each other as they journey to find the Star Forge. FemRevan. Some Revan/Carth, but the gang's all here.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Revan
Faith In Their Hands by What Ithacas Mean reviews
KOTOR. Post-game. The world breaks everyone, and afterward many are strong at the broken places.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bastila S., Revan
On Being A Sith Lord by DarthAmmonite reviews
Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Revan, Carth O.
For My Behaviour by Vayluh Arwen reviews
KotOR fic. LSF Revan. Set during Revan's second go at Jedi training, back as an apprentice. Carth gives 'Mara' a reluctant hand with her training, and ends up with more than he bargained for. KotOR Lucas Arts.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Carth O., Revan - Complete
Come What May by Volt reviews
Before and after the Leviathan, there is tension. But at least afterwards, everything suddenly makes more sense than when they started. Canderous/LSF!Revan
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
After the End by callalili reviews
Revan and Carth, stargazing and romance. What could be better? Except for plot twists, that is.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
Return to the Skies by L J Groundwater reviews
A German propaganda stunt leads to Hogan doing something he thought he'd given up for the rest of the war. Please read and review. Thanks.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,363 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - R. Hogan - Complete
The Cantina by Beautiful Wednesday reviews
The Star Forge destroyed, Revan lingers over things which cannot be changed. Attempting to lift her spirits, Canderous goes to her, offering humor and camaraderie but sends them both down a path they never anticipated. KOTOR: LSF Revan/Canderous
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
It's What's For Dinner by Jordanna Morgan reviews
The prisoners learn there are some things even Schultz won't eat.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Published: 6/17/2008 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Aceilux by Wyna Hiros reviews
Zelda 64:Ocarina of Time. There are those who do not look kindly upon the lusts of a corrupt Queen... PostOoT, some AU. Suggested Sheik plus Zelda, Link x Sheik slash. Sheikcentric COMPLETED!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,206 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Sheik, Link - Complete
Doomsday by Marasquin reviews
Caleb starts aging alarmingly fast, Tyler risks discovery for the entire covenant and Reid gets some action. not in that specific order, with inbetween affairs of love, betrayal, churches, cigarettes and painful memories. [R&R]
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,407 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Once A King or Queen of Narnia by AmazinglyMe reviews
It's after the lecture tour in America, and Susan has returned home with a job offer and a lot to think about. But something interupts the quiet order of her life...something as simple as a necklace. ActionAdventure and a little bit of Mystery.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,048 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Susan Pevensie
zero sum game by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
slash, AU. A remix of the 'Obi-Wan and Maul meet in a bar' theme.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 4/3/2007 - [Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul] - Complete
Seeing Double by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
KOTOR, LSF, Please R&R, I don't own anything. A slightly different take on the events of KotOR. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,593 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Canderous O., Revan - Complete
Carapace by Y St. Ace reviews
KotOR, DSF: Written for the character death challenge, Revan reflects on recent events while working on the Genoharadan armor.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
I Feel Pretty by kasey8473 reviews
Anakin dons a frilly ballgown as a disguise on assignment. The usual sort of mishaps occur. A companion piece to 'The Long Road Back'. Story complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Risque Cliche by Kits reviews
Three short slash bits using common cliches. Read the author's note for an explanation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Crack: Later by Orin Drake reviews
CloudRenoZack! Set just after Advent Children. A... quickie with feeling..?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
An Unexpected Love Story by crazyocelot reviews
A KOTOR tale of desperate love, but not everything is quite as it seems.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
What Possible Future by VanillaLatte reviews
“We simply cannot fight this New Sith War so close on the heels of the last, Carth. The Star Forge continues to power Revan’s war machine and our resources continue to dwindle with each passing moment.” Adult themes and DS romance included.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
The Entire Planet by VanillaLatte reviews
Saul Karath orbiting Taris, Tragedy vs. Statistics.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/10/2006
Into the Labyrinth by Mirfaen reviews
Legolas, Aragorn, the twins, and Isorfinduil set out to investigate an illegal fighting ring. But when Aragorn and Legolas are caught, the others must work together to break them out while they fight to survive from the inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,854 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 3/31/2003
Every Hour on the Hour by Jiara Anatalis reviews
And now for something completely different: the view through the eyes of a killer....droid. HK-47 takes a security patrol around the Ebon Hawk and doesn't like what he sees.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2005
Chains Of Steel And Shadow by Rainchilde reviews
Morgoth once held Maedhros son of Feanor prisoner. Do you honestly think nothing happened...?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2003
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Til Valhall reviews
"Breaking you…" Lucas whispered, "…will be a work of art. You should count yourself fortunate to be the masterpiece of my revenge."
Terra Nova - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Commander N. Taylor, A. Washington]
The Mercy of Darkness reviews
She called it mercy. They all knew it wasn't. AU KotOR, in which a warlord's redemption comes at a price, and an old soldier finds a reason to believe. Background DSF!Revan/Malak, eventual LSRev/Canderous. Currently undergoing revision; mind the tape, and sorry about the mess.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,787 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Revan, Carth O., Canderous O., Darth Malak
Cherry Pie reviews
Carter's efforts to prove that he does too know how to cook inadvertently help Hogan come to terms with something.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
The Stars Were Strange reviews
Lothlorien is under siege. The forest is plagued by treachury from within and slave raiders from without, then Lord Celeborn's brother is murdered and Haldir is enlisted to set everything right. And what do the Istari have to do with it? ::PreLotR WIP::
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Haldir, Elrohir
Blood, Sweat, Tears
Tyria. Cantha. Elona. There are heroes who have been everywhere, done everything. From the searing to the desolation, these are those stories. [Drabblefic]
Guild Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 5/29/2007