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Joined 03-11-06, id: 1006355, Profile Updated: 01-14-11
Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Movies, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

I've recently started writing here again, after a long break. Differences are obviously apparent in my writing; I think I was around 13 when I opened this account, and I am 18 now.

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Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,835 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker - Complete
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK. Review please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker - Complete
Heart of Glass by alonefreehearted reviews
A young girl, beaten by her father, is rescued by a young, shipless Jack Sparrow. But time passes after the two part ways. 10 years later, will this fragile young woman let the brash, infamous rogue into her heart of glass? NEW NOTE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,683 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So by Lauralot reviews
You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,839 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
Eye Candy by Joker-is-sexy reviews
A much darker and twisted Joker/OC story. This is not the cliche, Joker takes hostage and she falls for him within a day story. Insanity doesn't happen overnight. Insanity is a process.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 380,149 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
Listen Doc, My Heart Feels a Little Weird by pirateaddict reviews
“ You know the best part about parties, doll? The party favors you get at the ennnndddd.” JokerOC, and mature content in future chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,210 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
The Dangers of Being a Fangirl by le-vrai-visqueux reviews
Addie and her friends are the Joker's own fanclub. The Joker doesn't like this. He doesn't like it not. one. bit. The Joker decides it's time for his fans to learn a little lesson.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Joker
A Joker and a Gymnast by le-vrai-visqueux reviews
Brianna Graiden was just a normal teenager in Gotham high. Then one day, the Joker decides to crash her Gymnastics competetion. Now, she can't escape the Joker's game. JokerxOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Saviors and Hellion Smiles by Harlequin Sequins reviews
The Joker has been mortally wounded. Will no one step up at Gotham's own hospital to care for the vastly despised villain on the verge of his deathbed? Only one is foolish enough to do it. Set during the Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Joker, J. Gordon - Complete
Knives and Lint by Little Mae reviews
One cop finds out just how fickle chance can be.After a potentially lethal situation at MCU,the Joker isn't changed at all. Her life on the other hand takes a turn for the worse.Being coerced and manipulated as a pawn really isn't her cup of tea,after all
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Crossing Paths: A Girl, Interrupted Story by Lifer-Like-Me1980 reviews
Five years after Susanna is released from Claymoore, she begins picking up a normal life. All She wants now is to cross paths with the people who had touched her lives before. Bad Summary! R&R! Lisanna
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006
The Perils of MarySues by purplediamond7 reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow confronts the most dangerous enemy of all... a MarySue! Okay, now a lot more than one!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
25 Ways to Annoy Captain Jack Sparrow by ImitationPirateShip reviews
I think it's self explanitory xD.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Sisterhood: The Beginning by Korea Gal reviews
Heard of Helen, Vannessa, Carrie, or Alexis? Probably not. This is the story of a differnt sisterhood who happened to come across the Pants. Full summary inside. Please R&R!
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006
A Caged Swann by Vee017 reviews
Will left Elizabeth for the high seas and now she's being forced to choose a suitor to marry. A man that will see her as nothing but a trophy, but one seems different...and somehow familiar...Sparrabeth [AU PotC 1]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,063 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Walt Disney Stole My Pirates! by Princess.Jack.N.Anamaria reviews
I've decided to go ahead and make this story about their summer vacation BEFORE college, because this is already 14 chapters, and they are NOWHERE near getting to college yet. So...yeah. Last story will be, College... Pairings: JackAnamaria duh! WillEliza
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,207 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006
Thief's Past by Ogreatrandom reviews
While trying to steal a treasure map Jack crosses paths with a thief from his past, his kid. Couples are Jack.Anna Maria and Will.Elizabeth and OC.Norrington. Now complete! Thanks for reading!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,893 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Jack's Stowaway by stealingseamonkeys reviews
Charlotte is sick of working at 'The Wilted Rose': one of the many brothels in Tortuga. Seeing the opportune moment, she stows away on Jack Sparrow's ship. NOT [i hope] a Mary Sue. Please R & R! Rated for sexual references.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006
Sparrow or Swann by stealingseamonkeys reviews
Jack,after bringing up Lizzy&Will's kid fails to mention that he's not her father.Meg, after realising Jack has lied, finds out that she has a spoiled brat sister, & on top of that she's taken by James Bear, a pirate that wants Jack's tresure! PLEASE R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,164 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
The Wheel of Lessons: Number 1 by stealingseamonkeys reviews
Kelly McKathy is sure that she has gone insane when a small man in orange turns up in her bedroom. But he is there to teach her a lesson. She's now stuck in Pirates Of The Caribbean! PLEASE R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005
Tanya Jone's Diary by Jade Dancer reviews
Bridget's teenage daughter keeps a diary too! Read about her life, with her crazy mum, dad (guess who!)and loads more! (I'm so bad at summaries - later chaps will get better!)
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005
Within You, Without You: A Girl, Interrupted Story by WhoresofBabylon reviews
LisaSusanna slash. Love on a psych ward: oh, the angst. Rated PG-13 for language and sex. Ch. 10 up - seriously, is anyone at all reading this anymore?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
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Madness Is Like Gravity reviews
The idea of insanity is tested when the Joker discovers a Wonderland-obsessed girl in Arkham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Joker
Girl, Interrupted: 'Save Me,' She Whispered reviews
Jamie's time at Claymoore. What exactly did Lisa and Jamie's relationship hold? LisaJamie. Femslash in future. You were warned. A Girl, Interrupted story. Enjoy!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Jack Sparrow's Shoulder Angels reviews
You know there are two tiny versions of yourself that sit on your shoulders: a devil and an angel? Jack Sparrow has them too. POTC COTBP, told in the point of view by Jack's shoulder angels. Now rated for mild language. PLEASE R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006
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