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Joined 03-12-06, id: 1006825, Profile Updated: 03-28-10
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and American Psycho.

“Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.”


Update March 2010

I am very sorry about any projects left unfinished as they will probably stay that way indefinately but I am no longer writing fan fiction for the foreseeable future. My deepest apology's to those who wanted my in progress stories to continue but I have spent the last couple of years focusing on original fiction and no longer have the time, patience or motivation to write fan fiction.

Fan fiction has been a great tool to help me learn how to craft a story but I found myself increasingly dissatisfied by spending years working out back histories and characterisations for characters which I do not own and never will. I will continue to read fanfic but will more than likely stay as a lurker from now on.

Favourite fics

Crimson and Clover and it's sequel Fated by starrymoodmaiden Pretty much my long time favourite dramione stories. She's such an excellent writer, I highly recommend you check them out.

Lessons by kirixchi. Probably one of the best Lucius/Cissy fanfics out there. I keep looking for ones that will top this one and failing miserably. Anyone with recommendations, then please PM me.

Standing in the way of control by Twiist Fantastic Draco/Hermione non fluff written by probably one of my favourite writers ever. She's not finished this one yet, but I am chasing her with spoons as a way of encouragement. You should go read everything she's got to offer right now, seriously she's fantabulous.

The Fine Line by hate2luv, one of the people I beta for, I love her story too much to not include it on this list. It's highly entertaining and I recommend it for any lover of Dramione.

My Immortal by XXXbloodyrists666XXX it's hilarious, seriously if you haven't heard of it, read it, it will have you in stitches.

General Updates:

UPDATE: The Story in the Soil has been nominated for a Dramione Award. Thank you to whomever it was who put forward my story. I really hope I make it through to the next round. Although it's an honour just to be nominated, I cannot deny that I would love to win.

23rd of March 2008: I have finally uploaded the first chapter of Future Imperfect. Also a oneshot that's quite long, but might have been worth the hard work. Lucius/Cissy readers, don't worry, I'm working on the next chap.

22nd of March 2008: For no apparent reason, FanFiction.net have decided that it doesn't like little dashes being used as page breakers, so I am having to go through EVERYTHING to put page breakers back into my stories. ARGH!

20th of March 2008 : I have uploaded the final chapter of Stranger than Mary Sue Fiction. I have written a couple of one shots which shall be uploaded once they have been beta-ed and such. Once I have banged out a few more chapters of Passion, I swear I will begin writing Future Imperfect (though I haven't settled for definite on the name.)

February in Overview: I am back after taking a break that was longer than I realised it was going to be. I have now completed The Story in the Soil, however declared The Journey of Draco Malfoy and The Philosophers Formula, both on Hiatus until I have recovered the notes I need to complete them properly. I have started writing a Mary Sue parody story and closed the poll on which story I should write next.

After running a poll, I have started writing the two most popular choices; Passion - a Lucius/Cissy & Future Imperfect.

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The Fine Line by WaitLetMeExplain reviews
It's difficult working together with the person you hate. Even more so, when you're living together. Draco's Head Boy, Hermione's Head Girl... together they discover the fine line between hate and lust...and lust and love. Non HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,461 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter And The Attack of the Sues by Angel of Music lover reviews
The Golden Trio finds an odd little bright pink book with an author named PrettySprinklesSparklesRainbow in the Forbidden Section... and they naively read it aloud. Adapted from a story by crazyroninchic! Rated T because Sues are unpredictable. -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,029 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Friends and Lovers by slytherincrush reviews
A love story, one that I left and am now revisiting... Attn: Blaise fans...you may want to check this out! ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,981 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In The Dunes by Jonathan J Strange reviews
AU/ Draco/Hermione. "This is a continuation from 'In The Blood." Draco and Blaise are living in Burnham-on-Sea, for six months they have been in hiding. Now Draco just wants to have some fun, but different people have different ideas of what is fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Standing in the Way of Control by Twiist reviews
Neither of them had imagined that having an affair and getting away with it would be the easiest of things, but should it really be this much work? . Dramione. Non Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,209 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by Rae Rihanna reviews
CHAPTER TWO UP! For anyone disappointed in Rowling's final chapter in her epic series. Or anyone who would just like to hear another take. Full of appropriate characterization, answers to all those plot holes, and believable romance. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Unspoken Rules Should Be Broken by CelticSass reviews
Blaise, Hermione, and Draco shared a relationship, now Blaise is dead, and Hermione and Draco are confused as to where they stand with one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,766 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Between Darkness and Light by Twiist reviews
AU, PostDH.Possible spoilers. After the Battle of Hogwarts reaches its end, Voldemort has risen victoriously, Potter is dead, and the face of the wizarding, and muggle, world as we know it has undoubtedly changed forever. DMPP. Mainly Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Patrick Bateman Anticipates Harry Potter by M. Soames reviews
What might happen if Patrick Bateman was in a line for the seventh installment of Harry Potter.
American Psycho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007
The Insanity of Severus Snape by stashleigh reviews
Poor Severus, Harry, Ron and Hermione have come up with a new plan to annoy the living hell out of him. Does it work? Does he care? Someone does...HGSS I think, hmmmm P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
You Know You Want Me by Twiist reviews
The tables have turned and the odds just got stacked a little higher, Will Draco and Pansy make it through the trying year ahead? 6th year rehash DP split perspective. Currently not being updated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Spinner's End by missparker85 reviews
Hermione goes to work for Snape at Spinner's End. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,704 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 7,175 - Follows: 597 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Lessons by Kirixchi reviews
[COMPLETE]- Narcissa Black wasn't always a golden girl. She had a beauty that no one could see...until she started taking lessons from a master. Will Lucius Malfoy get more than he bargained for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 5,087 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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Future Imperfect reviews
AU – The story of the lives of Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini and the downfall of the pureblood race. It will chronicle their lives, their loves, their highest points and their lowest. Rated M for Strong language, Violence & adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Blaise Z., Draco M.
Plotting reviews
As I sit here, the blonde hardbody I picked up last night at Per Se, lays behind me on my white oak floor..." One Shot. Inside the head of Bateman, rated M for violence and coarse language.
American Psycho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Passion reviews
Lucius/Narcissa, origins story. Lucius Malfoy never had any intentions towards Narcissa Black, at least that was until she started fighting back. Can he win her over and ultimately win her love? yes, I suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Of Blood and Fire reviews
He demands to use her book, she offers to share. He's a Slytherin, she's a Gryffindor, they are so different, but nearly the same. Can he bring her the fire she craves? AU oneshot, rated M for language, adult themes, violence and sexual scenes. BZ/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Stranger than Mary Sue Fiction reviews
Draco Malfoy was an ordinary wizard, until he finds a book in his friends library. Now, a girl called Mary Sue is narrating his life, inaccurately and with a poorer vocabulary. Rated M for strong language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Company of Wolves reviews
Fenrir Greyback is obsessed and obsession is a dangerous thing in the heart of a werewolf. Contains STRONG language, violence, adult themes & detailed sexual references and themes. Rated M for a reason. Main characters are canon, non Slash, unique pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Fenrir G. - Complete
The Story in the Soil reviews
In a postwar era, the wizarding world must learn to adapt to the new laws imposed on them. Lord Voldemort is now the ruler, but is everything the way they hoped it would be? Nominated for the 2008 Dramione awards for Best Romance & Best Mid-length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,818 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friends and Brothers reviews
AU, one shot, exploring the friendship between Draco and Blaise. Girls come and go, but friendship is forever. Draco needs the kind of help only a friend can offer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Conversations reviews
One shot that might become a series. Started as an exercise to get me unstuck, thought I would upload it for the heck of it. Experimental fiction with me talking to my characters, might do a new one every time I get a little blocked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Blaise Z. - Complete
The Journey of Draco Malfoy reviews
The sequel to Twists in the road, set 6 months later, a new challenge has cropped up in Draco and Pansy’s life, will they be able to stick together or be torn apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P.
The Philosopher's Formula reviews
The prequel to Twists in the road, the story of just how the Dark Trio and Nott got their hands on the formula, expect this oen to come less quickly than the other two I have going.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Twists in the road reviews
AU DP fic, rated M for language. On Draco and Pansy's wedding day, something happens which shakes Draco to the core. Someone from the past rears his head, causing trouble for Draco and his friends. Will Draco's life ever be the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,634 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Confessions of love reviews
Bizarre little One Shot I had the idea for. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete